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HelixReactor
17th September 2015, 02:38 PM
"Damn you, Commons!" - Helix's lair for Arc-V parody scripts

Hey'Org!

As you might know, back in the main site's comment section in the Arc-V episode summary articles, I've occasionally dropped some random walls of text where I "predict" what will be happening in those episodes. Of course, beyond what has been written in the summaries and what has been seen in the previews, those said predictions are as baseless as they can possibly be >.<

To be more precise, I've done this 3 times in the past. I have also written a fourth script that I was planning to share as well, but I didn't get to do so in the end. For what has been posted on Disqus, I've received much more positive feedback than I have ever expected. And for that guys, I thank you so much, and I apologize if I happened not answer you back then; I really did appreciate your comments, but I didn't know how to properly answer back. Your feedback from back then is what making me want to resume this series, and I hope you'd be as enthusiastic about it as I am.

For the time being, I'll be linking my previous scripts here. As time goes by, I'll be adding more stuff. I can't promise you this will be a weekly thing. However, I'll try to be as regular as possible. I hope you'll enjoy the read. Again, keep in mind these are written before the airing of their corresponding episodes. And, once more, feedback is very much welcomed ^_^

Now, without further ado:

Currently available scripts - may they be better than the ones Big Star writes at Starbucks:
Episode 56 (https://disqus.com/home/discussion/ygorganization/arc_v_episode_56_summary/#comment-2028814212)
Episode 57 (https://disqus.com/home/discussion/ygorganization/arc_v_episode_57_summary/#comment-2036595030)
Episode 58 (https://disqus.com/home/discussion/ygorganization/arc_v_episode_58_summary/#comment-2050918602)
Episode 71 (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NpjUUdX5Fi5LnWIapQGoKIaoHkhEHNeKiccOfHA97E8/edit?usp=sharing)
Episodes 74-75 (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=1345&viewfull=1#post1345)
Episode 76 (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=3151&viewfull=1#post3151)
Episodes 50 -> 75 Recap (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=3592&viewfull=1#post3592)
Episodes 78-79 (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=4994&viewfull=1#post4994)
Episodes 81-82 (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=9857&viewfull=1#post9857)
Episode 83 (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=12916&viewfull=1#post12916)
Episode 84 (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=13794&viewfull=1#post13794)
Episodes 87-88 (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=20270&viewfull=1#post20270)
Episode 89 (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=21412&viewfull=1#post21412)
Episode 99 (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=26346&viewfull=1#post26346)
Episodes 76 -> 100 Recap (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=27557&viewfull=1#post27557)
Episode 106 (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=31986&viewfull=1#post31986)
Episode 108 (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=33170&viewfull=1#post33170)
Episode 109 (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=33553&viewfull=1#post33553)
Episodes 110-111 (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=34771&viewfull=1#post34771)
Episode 114 (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=37579&viewfull=1#post37579)
Episode 118 (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=38582&viewfull=1#post38582)
Episode 119 (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=38890&viewfull=1#post38890)
Episode 123 (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=39743&viewfull=1#post39743)
Episodes 124-125 (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=40260&viewfull=1#post40260)
Episode 136 (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=43740&viewfull=1#post43740)
Episodes 141-142 (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=45051&viewfull=1#post45051)
Episode 146 (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=46328&viewfull=1#post46328)
Episode 149 (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=47168&viewfull=1#post47168)


Now with VRAINS scripts too!
Pilot (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=48914&viewfull=1#post48914)
Episodes 1 -> 20 recap (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=52093&viewfull=1#post52093)
Episode 27 (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=52597&viewfull=1#post52597)
Episodes 30 -> 46 recap (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=54017&viewfull=1#post54017)
Episode 54 (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=54562&viewfull=1#post54562)

Spin-offs are cool, right? Introducing: The Shiti Times!
Special Edition #1 (https://ygorganization.com/forum/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=24808&viewfull=1#post24808)
Special Edition #2 (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=26164&viewfull=1#post26164)
Special Edition #3 (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=43850&viewfull=1#post43850)

Mystic TimeKeeper
17th September 2015, 02:44 PM
Hurray!!! Big Star ain't got nothing on your masterpieces!

HelixReactor
17th September 2015, 02:52 PM
Glad to hear that; thanks! ^_^

Dread Kaiser
17th September 2015, 02:52 PM
Pretty Heroine however...

HelixReactor
17th September 2015, 02:54 PM
What can I say? I can't do much against lolis. Nobody can, for that matter. Nobody except Kurosaki Shun.

Dread Kaiser
17th September 2015, 03:01 PM
Yeah, How the everloving fuck did he out-vote Traptrix
I demand a recount

Mystic TimeKeeper
17th September 2015, 03:04 PM
Yeah, How the everloving fuck did he out-vote Traptrix
I demand a recount
Through the Fire and the Flames Shun carries on.

Dread Kaiser
17th September 2015, 03:07 PM
Through the Fire and the Flames Shun carries on.

I also Demand an Upvote Feature

HelixReactor
17th September 2015, 03:07 PM
Yeah, How the everloving fuck did he out-vote Traptrix
I demand a recount

Nope! No need for a recount; I'm good with the current results.

Blue
17th September 2015, 03:41 PM
I like Dennis' constant flubbing of heartlands name and generally being bad at the whole spy thing.

You should write for arc v abridged

HelixReactor
17th September 2015, 04:01 PM
Glad you like it ^_^

Writing for Arc-V Abridged sounds like a fun idea in the absolute, but there are several parameters to take into consideration. Besides, AzzyFox and his team are already doing a pretty great job.
Perhaps I'll consider that in the unlikely case he contacts me; I've already seen him commenting on Pojo and the Org, so maybe he'll pass by here as well? :3

Hope in the Interstice
18th September 2015, 12:10 AM
... Yup! These are wonderful. My favourite part was "Nininana". No THAT is hilarious.

HelixReactor
18th September 2015, 12:46 AM
The "Nininana" joke is used in DMC3444's episode translation scripts. I took the liberty to use it as well, as it is pretty funny :3

I'm glad you like these, 'cause there's more in the way! :D

I'm currently writing this week's script (well, I'm taking a short break at the moment). I'm halfway through it, but it'll take me a while before I properly complete it. It should be up here in a few hours.

HelixReactor
18th September 2015, 04:35 AM
Welp, it is time for me to fully go back into action! Since this week's duel is a two-parter, I'll be merging episodes 74 and 75's scripts, therefore leaving me free next week. Hurray for being lazy even when doing my hobbies; what a great way to start this show >.>

I'll be dividing this script into two posts, as it happens to be much, much longer than I thought >.<

In any case, I hope you'll enjoy the read ^_^

---

Narrator: Last time, on Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-Vd's... Look, I'm certain a lot of interesting stuff occured, but I was way too disappointed by how underwelmingly cheap the special opening was to be capable of paying attention to what to was happening. Anyway, today marks the final day of the first round of the Hyprocrisy Cup, where our remaining participants, Shun and Dennis, confront each other once again. Which of these Lancers will be accessing the quarter-finals: the Loli Slayer, or the Spotlight Stealer? Let's find out, right after this ordinary yet perfectly watchable opening!

Narrator: D-Wheel! The next evolution of the Duel Disk, this machi-hmm? What do you mean we stopped making these? But now, how are we going to promote Riding Duels?.. We won't?.. *Sigh* Fine, here's the intro song. Skip it if you feel like it; I don't even care anymore...

(Opening sequence)

Melissa: People of the Shiti! Good morning once again! It is I, Melissa Claire! And if you are tired from hearing my voice and want to leave the stadium now, well too bad for you; the giant holograms of my marvelous persona will prevent you from doing so! There's no way you can escape me - I am everywhere! The final duel of this first round of the Friendship Cup will soon begin! Please welcome our last contestants: Kurosaki Shun!

Shun (to himself): We should be getting back to our mission of defeating Academia and finding back Ruri, instead of wasting our time being forced to participate in this moquery of a competition and entertaining this mentally-ill crowd. Ruri, please wait for me a little longer. Just give a little more time so that I can... have some more Riding Duels! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! This is going to be so cool! The opponents here are total pushovers; I'm totally going to win this duel, and then the next one, and the next one, and then I'll win the finals, and I'll have the right to duel Jack Atlas, and then I'll be the Duel King! I'm gonna have the fun of my life, and nothing's gonna rui-

Melissa: ... And... Dennis Macfield!

Shun (to himself): Oh. Right. He's here too...

Dennis: YES! I'M HERE NOW! THANK YOU FOR WAITING FOR ME!

Gray: Good Odin. Another Entertainment Duelist? How many of these do you have left, Mr. Akaba? Are you planning to form an army or a circus?

Gael: Don't be so grumpy, Gray. You can't blame these children for wanting to have a fun time.

Bordeaux: Yeah. Besides, weren't you an actor in your youth?

(Sudden awkward silence)

Bordeaux: ..Huh? Am I mistaken? Gray was an actor in the past, right, President?

(Awkward silence)

Bordeaux: ... I'm fairly certain he was an actor. Although he only played in one movie. Right, President?

(Awkward silence intensifies)

Bordeaux: ... President?

White Taki: ... ... Yes Bordeaux. Yes he was. But for the sake of Gray's well-being, you do know that we never talk about this...

Reiji: To the risk of being indiscreet, may I ask you in what movie did you take part.

Gray: ... ... Foodfight.

Reiji: Oh... I'm sorry to hear that...

Gray: I guess it really was an interdimensional disaster...

Azul: *Clears throat* In any case. I hope you are capable of attesting of these two soldiers abilities. We may be already fully aware of Kurosaki's potential, but do not know much about this Dennis, so please enlighten us. Also, may I remind you that you weren't very convincing yesterday?

(Flashback transition)

Azul: As this Yugo looks identical to one of your Lancers, I expect identical capabilites from his part. Will this Shingo of yours able to defeat him?

Reiji: Well... Hum... Huh... He uses Pendulums so... yeah... well, this is embarrassing...

(End of the flashback)

Reiji: Well, he uses Pendulu-

Azul: Please say no more.

Reiji: yes Ma'am...

Yuya: Why? Why are Kurosaki and Dennis going to duel each other? (Stands up and starts shouting) Is this a new bright idea of yours? Making us Lancers fight each other starting from the first round? Come to think of it, what's the purpose of making the members of our group take down each other, knowing there can be only one survivor at most?! You want us to prove our worth as the saviors of your world, yet you make your best so there's little to no soldiers left to protect you! You really are just a bunch of seni- (Sudden door knocking) what is it?

Sam: Hmm.. Mr. Yuya? Have you taken your medecine today?

Yuya: What medecine? Oh, you mean this bottle of pills?

Sam: Yes. They're supposed to prevent you from having these sudden mood swings.

Yuya: I see... How long have these been here?

Sam: Ever since your first breakdown's video recording have been leaked. It's all over ShitiTube now.

Melissa: Let us begin now! Riding Duel: Acceleration!

Dennis: YES! I AM READY! THE SPECTACLE WILL NOW-

Shun: I'll take the first turn.

Dennis: Aww, you're no fun. The audience is looking at us; we need to keep its full attention by making ourselves close to it.. Hey, I know! Let us have an imitation act! We'll be playing as if were famous duelists from the Synchro Dimension!

Shun: EKUCHEESE SHOKAN!

Dennis: Hey! That's what I was going to say! EKUCHEESE SHOKAN!

Shun: I can do better than that. RANK-UP EKUCHEESE CHANGE!

Dennis: Well, I... Hum... EKUCHEESE SHOKAN!

Shun: Heh. Loser. RANK-UP EKUCHEESE CHANGE!

Dennis: I haven't been locked in a tiny hotel room for I don't know how many episodes just so you can go Xyz Summoning all over my face upon my temporary release! My turn, I draw! (Draws Polymerization) (to himself) Ugh, how come I haven't removed this from my deck yet?! Granted, I will be capable of defeating Kuroski immediately if I use it now, but then my secret will be revealed. I can try to keep up this way, but there's no guarantee that I'll win. And if I don't, I'll be thrown in Trash Town. I guess I could wait until Yuya defeats Jack Atlas so that all of us get released but... My god, I'm relying on Yuya now! If "he" hears about this.... YUUGO SHOKAN!

Shun: A Fusion Monster?! That means that you're...

Dennis: It was fun while it lasted, but this act needs to end now. It is time for me to reveal my true identity! I, Dennis Macfield, am an Academia student, and the true Pawn of Fusion!

HelixReactor
18th September 2015, 05:48 AM
Shun: ... Oh, that's it?

Dennis: .. Pardon me?

Shun: Yeah, we kinda knew about this already.

Dennis: Really? All of you?

Yuya: Yup.

Yuzu: It was pretty obvious.

Serena: All Academians have that creepy stalker look on their face, after all.

Reiji: He even forgot to remove his copy of Poly when he asked me to update his deck with Pendulums.

Dennis: But then.. Why haven't you told me?

Shun: We didn't want to upset you. You're our friend, Dennis, and we love you.

Dennis: You do?

Shun: Hell no! I'm gonna kill you for this!

Dennis: Hold on! I'm from Heartblend too! You wouldn't just murder a fellow countryman, no? Wouldn't you like to hear my story first?

Shun: It's Heartland.. Yes, I would. And no, I couldn't care less about i-

Dennis: It happened about four years ago. Back then, I was an aspiring actor, and I was promised a very important role in a series that I won't be mentionning by name. However...

(Flashback transition)

Dennis: What do you mean, I won't be getting the role?!

Mr. Heartland: Sorry, my boy, but an old acquaintance of mine asked me if he could get it instead, and I can't say no to him.

Dennis: But you can't just hire Dr. Faker! his deck is garbage! Literally!

Mr. Heartland: There are a few remaining spots, if you want.

Dennis: You know that I only accept villainous roles... Oh, I see that the final boss spot is empty. Perhaps I can-

Mr. Heartland: Oh, right, about that... (Turns on his phone, and makes a call) Hey! Ryoga, my boy! You'll also be playing as Nash starting from two years from now. Congratulations!

Shark: For Numeron Dragon's sake, I told you I don't want to be involved in this show in any way at all!

Mr. Heartland: Well too bad for you; we still have your sister hostage! She might be safe at the moment, but who knows what can possibly happen to her if you don't give us a positive response soon?

Shark: ...Fine, I'll do as you say.

Mr. Heartland: Thanks a lot, Ryoga! I knew I could count on you! (Ends the call) Please don't tell him that we've already set his sister on fire... Anyway, where were we? Oh yeah! Look, if you aren't interested by any of the remaining roles, I'll go look for other people. Considering what is left, I don't even need real actors. Well then, bye!

Dennis: That's how it is, then? Fine! I don't want to be in your awful show anyway! In fact, I don't even want to be an actor anymore; I want to exerce my talents in the real world now! I'll just go elsewhere, find some random criminal on the street and join him as his sidekick! Who knows who I might meet? A con-artist? A mob boss? or perhaps...

(Suddenly, a dimensional gate opens, revealing Yuri)

Yuri: Hey.

(End of the flashback)

Dennis: And this is how I started taking part in Academia's plans to massively cardify my own people.

Shun: Huh. Well, it doesn't change the fact that we all knew about your secret identity. Sorry, but I'm not impressed. I kinda expected something better from you.

Dennis: Oh? You want something better? Then perhaps I should reveal to you a much, much darker secret. The 777 Special Opening... I'm the one who made it.

Shun: This can't be...!

Reiji: How could he...?

Narrator: You monster!

Dennis: Oh? Now I'm getting some reactions! Keep crying about those two lost minutes of your life, rebel scums; your tears are delicious.

Shun: You're not going away with this so easily.. Huh, as if I was going to take it easy with you to begin with! Ruri! Please lend me all of your power!

Reiji: Oh no.. Please no...

Gael: What's the matter, Mr. Akaba?

Reiji: Let's say a certain part of Kurosaki's personality, that is usually deeply hidden within himself, has just been triggered. I apologize for what is about to happen. This is going to be very painful to watch.

Shun: It's my turn! Ruri Draw! I activate Ruri-Up Magic - The Ruri One! With this card, I can Ruri-Up my Revolution Falcon. RURI-UP EKUCHEESE CHANGE! Appear now, in all your glory! RANKU RURI! Ruriraptor - Rurilution Falcon! Battle Phase! Show them all how majestic you can be! Rurilution Falcon, attack the traitor directly! MAXIMUM RURI!!!

Dennis: What the hell am I even witnessing? Also, perhaps I should've used Pendulum Summ-aaaargh! [LP ->0]

Azul: Even if this goes against the Friendship Cup's rules, we must not allow this individual to freely wander around in the sewers. We need to immediately contact our Special Task Force. They must arrest him at once. We' will personally interrogate him afterwards.

Bordeaux: So this Dennis Macfield is a bad guy, right, President?

White Taki: .... .... Yes Bordeaux. Yes he is.

(Meanwhile, in Roger's office)

Frenchwin: The Council is probably going to personally take care of this matter. I need to hold them off for as long as I can. Sergey, I want you to go to the Fusion Dimension. Tell the Professor that his Xyz collaborator has been busted, and that he needs to act as soon as possible. It is only a matter of time before everything about Academia's plans get revealed.

Sergey: [Uncomprehensible muttering]

Frenchwin: ...On second thought, nevermind. I'll just write him an e-mail.

(End of the episode)

Mystic TimeKeeper
18th September 2015, 08:52 AM
DENNIS! HOW COULD YOU? That crappy opening was an Academia's scheme to make people lose interest in the Hypocrisy Cup so the Lancer's quest goes unnoticed! I admit it was a brilliant idea but sadly after GX and Zexal we are extremely used to disappointment, too bad!

HelixReactor
19th September 2015, 12:37 AM
Unlike us however, these characters aren't as used to such massive amounts of bummer as we are.

Anyway, are they any remarks regarding these you would like to share? Things that I should be changing for next times? Things that I should be keeping as is? I'm open to all suggestions ^_^

Now, for a bit of a self-assessement: For the time being, I'm having some difficulties keeping some of characters' personalities "stable" throughout the episodes. Some of it is due to the fact that some of them have yet to have a reasonable amount of lines, so I'll try to fix tht. Another reason is that sometimes, things like in this script's second part tend to get a bit surreal (Shun, I'm so sorry for what I have done to you...); it's a trap that I must avoid as much as possible. And finally, Yuya's giving me a bit of a hard time as his attitude is in continuous evolution. I was thinking of making him very sarcastic, to the point of being a bit cynical too. But I'm still not certain what I want to do with him (neither seem to do the actual writers, for that matter... >.>)

Hope in the Interstice
19th September 2015, 06:44 AM
Anyway, are they any remarks regarding these you would like to share? Things that I should be changing for next times? Things that I should be keeping as is? I'm open to all suggestions ^_^

Now, for a bit of a self-assessement: For the time being, I'm having some difficulties keeping some of characters' personalities "stable" throughout the episodes. Some of it is due to the fact that some of them have yet to have a reasonable amount of lines, so I'll try to fix tht. Another reason is that sometimes, things like in this script's second part tend to get a bit surreal (Shun, I'm so sorry for what I have done to you...); it's a trap that I must avoid as much as possible. And finally, Yuya's giving me a bit of a hard time as his attitude is in continuous evolution. I was thinking of making him very sarcastic, to the point of being a bit cynical too. But I'm still not certain what I want to do with him (neither seem to do the actual writers, for that matter... >.>)
To be honest, I'm very alright with what you've done so far. Yeah, the characters are out of character at times but I'm willing to overlook it because A) it's a parody and B) it leads to hilarious moments like Gongenzaka's fluctuating suI'mAPrettyPrincessI'mAPrettyPrincessI'mAPrettyPr incessI'mAPrettyPrincession of Dennis, Reiji wrongfully taking the credit for Yuya's victory with Saber Dragon, and Frenchwin's decision to just write an email. You've done a very hilarious job so far and, since it's nothing all that serious, I have nothing to complain about.

If I do find something to complain about, rest assured I'll tell you. For now, you're doing fine. Never be complacent, though, and always push to improve yourself.

HelixReactor
19th September 2015, 07:14 AM
To be honest, I'm very alright with what you've done so far. Yeah, the characters are out of character at times but I'm willing to overlook it because A) it's a parody and B) it leads to hilarious moments like Gongenzaka's fluctuating suI'mAPrettyPrincessI'mAPrettyPrincessI'mAPrettyPr incessI'mAPrettyPrincession of Dennis, Reiji wrongfully taking the credit for Yuya's victory with Saber Dragon, and Frenchwin's decision to just write an email. You've done a very hilarious job so far and, since it's nothing all that serious, I have nothing to complain about.

If I do find something to complain about, rest assured I'll tell you. For now, you're doing fine. Never be complacent, though, and always push to improve yourself.

I'm not exactly certain to understand what you mean by the part I've put in bold, but thank you so much for your kind comment; I really appreciate it.

I love writing these scripts, so it's only natural for me to want to improve myself by learning from the experience I get after making each one of them so that the following one would be even better ^_^

Hope in the Interstice
19th September 2015, 07:17 AM
SUI'mAPrettyPrincessI'mAPrettyPrincessI'mAPrettyPr incessI'mAPrettyPrincessIOUS! He has SUI'mAPrettyPrincessI'mAPrettyPrincessI'mAPrettyPr incessI'mAPrettyPrincessION of Dennis! I do not know what's going wrong here!

S-U-S-P-I-C-I-O-N!

HelixReactor
19th September 2015, 07:30 AM
Oh, I see

Sorry if I'm a bit slow. I guess it's part of the joy of being still awake at 3AM. Either that or it's my natural slowness. Or both. Yeah, probably both >.>

Hope in the Interstice
19th September 2015, 07:32 AM
Oh, I see

Sorry if I'm a bit slow. I guess it's part of the joy of being still awake at 3AM. Either that or it's my natural slowness. Or both. Yeah, probably both >.>
Ain't your fault. It's the fault of this website.

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
20th September 2015, 06:24 PM
I say don't worry about consistent characterization (or even continuity, for that matter), since it's just a parody of the show. Can keep the possibilities open to reflect moods of characters in different episodes to hilarious extremes.

HelixReactor
20th September 2015, 11:39 PM
Got it. I'll leave the characters' personalities as flexible as possible, so that the plot can mess up with their minds as much as it can. But I'll try to keep a light portion of their traits "fixed", just so that they can be somewhat identifiable.

HelixReactor
4th October 2015, 03:23 AM
Welp, sorry for the delays for this one, although I'm technically still on time, but still.

Anyway, from the summary and preview of this episode, there really wasn't much to talk about. This, for some reason, resulted in one stupidly big pile of nonsense...

Part 2 will be up in an hour so. After posting it, I'll be going to question my sanity.. >.>

In any case, I hope you'll enjoy the read :3

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(The episode starts with Dennis being carried by the Hypocrisy Cup’s staff. He slowly regains his consciousness, but he is still in a fuzzy state, and starts hearing the voices of the Lancers)

Yuya: How could you, Dennis?!

Dennis: ...Huh? What’s happening? Y-Yuya? Why are you here? I can’t see you.. where are you?

Yuya: How dare you do this to me, Dennis? I thought we were friends!

Dennis: Oh.. That… Yeah… no, we’re not. I’m a spy. All of this was just an act…

Yuya: What about your Duel performances? You making your audience Egao? Was that also an act?

Dennis: Well, yeah, that’s what stage performances are..

Yuya: What about my father? Aren’t you a big fan of his work?

Dennis: Again. I’m a spy. I just needed to get closer to you. I couldn’t care less about that guy…

Shun: How come you, an agent of Academia, use Xyz Summoning?

Dennis: As if I wanted to! But I kinda needed to get closer to you too. Y’know, being a spy and all.. Are you even paying attention to what I’m saying?

Shun: Where is Ruri?!

Dennis: She’s in Academia. We’ve already been through this. Besides, I thought you already knew that. Next!

Gongenzaka: I, OTOKO GONGENZAKA, knew from the beginning that you weren’t one of us!

Dennis: No. No you didn’t.

Sora: CANDY!

Dennis: Sora? What are you doing here?

Sora: I’ll just be taking back my main character’s best friend spot now that you’ll be gone.

Dennis: Me? Gone? Ha! Don’t make me laugh! You can’t just come and steal the spotlight I stole from you! I’m Dennis Macfield! I’m the Spotlight Stealer!

Futoshi: SHIVIRERUUUU!

Dennis: Argh! Who are you? Who even are you? Just get out of my head! … *Sigh* … What a day…

(Long moment of silence, then)

Yuya: How could you, Dennis?!

Dennis: What?! This again?!

Yuya: How dare you do this to me, Dennis? I thought we were friends!

Dennis: What is even happening here? Is anyone listening to me?

(Another voice suddenly echoes)

???: It’s no use, Dennis. No one can hear you here.

Dennis: What is it now? Who is it now? Oh! You’re…. You’re…

???: Yes, Dennis. I am the entity that you mortals refer to as…

Dennis: You’re the old man that appears on the Solemn cards!

???: Huh? Well.. I suppose I do, yes. But first of all, I am…

Dennis: Can I call you the Solemn Guy?

Solemn Guy: ...Yeah, sure, whatever.

Dennis: You don’t seem very happy about it..

Solemn Guy: Well I’m sorry if unlike the other deities of your dimensions, I’m not some sort of dragon or epic beast.

Dennis: But there’s the Nordic Gods.

Solemn Guy: Oh, please. Nobody cares about the Nordic Gods.

Dennis: Weren’t you on one of their cards?

Solemn Guy: Indeed. And it was the second biggest mistake of my career. The first one being the conception of humanity.

Dennis: Yeah yeah… So, what were we talking about again?

Solemn Guy: Hmm?... Oh, yeah. It’s no use, Dennis. No one can hear you here. You are currently in a peculiar state of consciousness where spoken language is irrelevant. Instead, all actions you commit, emotions you feel, and speeches you express are translated into written words for the people you wish to communicate with.

Dennis: So… If they can’t hear me… Can they at least read me?
Solemn Guy: Why of course not! they’re Yu-Gi-Oh! players! Besides, this is all part of your imagination - you’re still in a coma!

(Opening sequence)

(One day later, in the Council’s chamber, Reiji and Reira are being surrounded by several Council officers)

Reiji: Sooo… When are you good people going to let us go?

Grey: Once Gael returns from the interrogation room after finishing asking his questions to the Academia agent you’ve brought to this world with you.

Reiji: And why can’t I accompany him there?

Azul: Don’t be silly. Knowing you, you would’ve done everything you can in order to interfere with the interrogation.

Reiji: Oh. I’m impressed, you’ve seen right through my pla-

Azul: Please be quiet.

Reiji: Yes ma’am… … Uhm, ma’am? Can we at least watch how is the interrogation going through the cameras?

Azul: I’m afraid it won’t be possible. There are no cameras in the prison cells and interrogation rooms of this palace.

Reiji: What? That doesn’t make any sense at all!

Bordeaux: Well, it isn’t the Council’s duty to arrest criminals. Isn’t that right, President?

White Taki: Indeed. And we are not very familiar with the term “interrogation” either. It’s usually Roger’s job to go look for suious individuals and immediately throw them in jail or in Trash Town. Sometimes, he even make them go through both sanctions just because he feels like it, Besides, our entire video surveillance budget went into stalking our guests in the hotel rooms above us. Sometimes, when we feel like it, we upload a few of our recordings on Shititube and pretend there was a leak. These keep trending for weeks!

Reiji: How convenient… The more I stay here, the more I fail to comprehend how this society even is supposed to be functionning…

Azul: Did you say something, Mr. Akaba?

Reiji: Err… Nothing, ma’am… Say, will your guards leave us alone for a short while if we want to go to the bathroom?

Gray: They will follow you there, no. Do you really need to go, Mr. Akaba?

Reiji: Yes I do. Will you come with me, Reira?

Gray: Does your brother need to go to too?

Reiji: Reira, do you need a bathroom break?

Reira: Tsukikage…

Reiji: Yes he does.

Gray: Very well then. We’ll see you later. Please make it short.

(Reiji and Reira leave the Coucil chamber alongside the guards. A few minutes later, Gael arrives)

Azul: Back already? How was the interrogation?

Gael: It was… painful...

(Flashback transition)

Gael: That’s enough, Macfield! You will me right now what is organization up to in our world!

Dennis: YES! I’M DENNIS MACFIELD!

Gael: I’m getting tired of this… One more time… What are the reason of your coming to what you people refer to as the Synchro Dimension?

Dennis: YES! I’M DENNIS MACFIELD!

Gael: If you say that one more time….

Dennis: … … … YES! I’M DENNIS MACFIELD!

(End of the flashback)

Gael: Occasionally, he also start staring blankly and talk to himself.. He’s either still acting, or his duel against Kurosaki inflicted some severe brain damage to him. Perhaps questionning him as soon as he woke up from his coma was not a bright idea. In any case, I’m afraid I’ve lost my touch as a former police captain…

Grey: Perhaps we should leave this matter to Roger? He was the one who wanted to take care of the Lancers at first, after all.

White Taki: And that is exactly why we will not let him to do so.

Grey: But why?

White Taki: To prove a point.

Bordeaux: Speaking of Roger, President. He’s sending us a new invitation…

White Taki: *Sigh*... Again? This must be the eighth one since two days ago… Just ignore it like the rest.

Bordeaux: As you want, President. But I’m afraid this will backfire on us eventually.

White Taki: Don’t be ridiculous, Bordeaux. It’s just about a game. What can possibly go wrong?

(Meanwhile, at Frenchwin’s office)

Frenchwin: I hate those senile fools with a passion… Not only they do not let me arrest those Lancers guys, not only they do not want to admit that I was right about them after the events of last night, but they also keep refusing my Chessville invitations! I will make them pay for this! Sergey, come here this instant! In case things go wrong for me today, I would like you to give this present box to my wife. When you do, please tell her that I love her.

Sergey: [Incomprehensible muttering]

Frenchwin: … Yeah.. You can tell her that too, if you want. Hold on, I’ll just write her adress to you.. hmm… To Jeanne-Michelle Roger…… Paris, France, Academia Territory, Japan, Fusion Dimension. There you go. Now, let us not waste any more time. Computer! Enter Chess Mode immediately! Begin Operation: King’s Gambit!

Computer: We are currently trying to find a player close to your skill level, Please wait…

Frenchwin: *Sigh* This might take a while…

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
4th October 2015, 04:11 AM
If I may abridge your Episode 75 in light of the actual release:

*shitty 777th Episode opening*

[MECHANICAL BIRD SHRIEKING]
RURIIIIIII

*boom*

*ending*

HelixReactor
4th October 2015, 04:16 AM
I guess that's pretty much it, yeah

And now, for the second part of Episode 76. I must warn you again: This is where things start getting really weird.

Enjoy nontheless :3


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(Meanwhile, at Dennis’ cell)

Dennis: What is this place? A prison for Tops? It’s a luxurious hotel suit! I should get arrested here more often.. Perhaps they expect me to start talking if they treat me well enough. How naive. The only thing that would work against me is Academia’s Ritual Dungeon. Speaking of Academia, I should probably stop wandering around.. But how will I be able to escape..?

(Suddenly, a dimensional portal is opened, revealing Yuri)

Yuri: Hey.

(Meanwhile, back at the Council’s chamber)

White Taki: So, gentlemen, what should we be doing today?

Azul: How about we do some actual work for once? You know, we kinda are the highest authority here, so we might as well use our influence to improve the life quality of our shitizens.

White Taki: So… more taxes for the Commons?

Azul: More taxes for the Commons.

White Taki: Wonderful! Looks like we’re done for the day! Now I’ve got a compilation of that Shingo guy’s most ridiculous moments in the palace. Wanna upload them? Our channel has grown very popular lately.

(Knock knock)

Bordeaux: Who’s there?

(Explosion, revealing an entire squad of Security officers and their Goyo monsters)

Bordeaux: Explosion who?

(Giant hologram of Frenchwin appears)

Frenchwin: My, my, looks like you guys are under arrest.

White Taki: What is the meaning of this, Roger?

Bordeaux: I believe this is what we call a coup d’état. Isn’t that right, President?

White Taki: … Thank you, Bordeaux. I haven’t noticed that. Look, Roger, if this is because of those invitations of yours, trust us, we really don’t have the time for them.

Frenchwin: Oh, don’t worry about that. I’ve recently found new partners to play with.

Azul: Don’t lie to us. We’ve noticed that you’ve made fake accounts for yourself.

Frenchwin: Ugh… What I want to say is that I’m here for a different reason.

Reiji: Guys, we’re back. For some reason, your agents didn’t wait too long for us. ..Oh, the security is here. Sorry for bothering you while you were working, we’ll come back a bit late-hold on a second. What is Goyo Guardian doing here?... Oh my whatever deity we’re supposed to be worshipping in this series, what is happening here?!

Frenchwin: I’m asking for one simple thing: I would like to take custody of Dennis Macfield.

White Taki: No can do, sorry.

Frenchwin: Oh? That’s unfortunate. In that case, I’ll be taking your position as President of the Council by force.

White Taki: Oh yeah? Go on and try to do that.

Reiji: Guys! Guys! There’s a better way to resolve this conflict!

Frenchwin: Oh? And what is solution of yours? Is it something that is unknown to us, the people of the City.

Reiji: Normally no, but considering how messed up your society is… Anyway, just hear me out..

(The next day)


October 4, 10:00
Shiti Court
Courtroom No. 1

(Audience speaking)

(Gavel Pound)

Melissa: People of the Shiti, good morning! This is Melissa Claire, and if you were hoping that during the past duel, the chains would hit me on the face, well too bad for you! And today, we’ll be doing something very different, as we will be making commentaries on the progress of a trial! And what is a “trial”, you may ask? That’s a very good question! People of the Shiti, I am very happy to announce to you that our beloved Shiti has a juridical system, whatever that means! The trial has already started. May the best player wins! And remember! The Shiti is one; we’re all frie-

Jack: Can someone please make this woman shut up? Thank you. Court is now in session for the trial of Dennis Macfield… Yeah, I don’t know what that means. To make it short, there’s this guy called Dennis who has done very bad things, and it’s up to me to decide if he needs to go to the Council’s prison or the Security’s prison.

Common#1: What’s this “Council” he’s talking about?

Common#2: Is it an organization with a higher authority than the Security?

Top#1: Hold on. Does that also mean that there’s a higher social class than the Tops?

Top#2: You mean, people that are richer than us?

Top#1: Indeed. They must be looking down at us from above the clouds and treating us like pieces of trash..

Top#2: I hate them so much…

White Taki: Perhaps it wasn’t a wise idea to make this trial open to the public… Or to let Jack Atlas be the judge...

Reiji: Well, isn’t he technically the third highest authority here?

Jack (Gavel pounding x 3): Order! Order in the Court!... Hey! This is fun! Anyway, I need to let the representative of each party talk now. Frenchwin, you can make your speech now.

Frenchwin: It’s Mr. Roger, your Honor…

Jack: I’m pretty sure it’s Frenchwin.

Frenchwin: Your Honor, my name is Jean-Michel Roge-

Jack: I wonder what will happen if you contradict me again..?

Frenchwin: ...Very well, your Honor, my King… Mr. Dennis Macfield is accused of several infractions, such as crimes against humanity, Spotlight Stealing, and the most hideous of them all, the making of the 777 Opening. This might sound impossible, but our Security Office has dealt in the past with much more serious atrocities, This is why I believe that by keeping Dennis Macfield in our custody, we will be able to make him reveal to us the true motives of the organization he takes part in known as Academia, then inflict to him the most fitting punishment to pay for his corruption.

Jack: Not cardgames for one week?

Roger: Two weeks.

Jack: Ooooh! Fair enough. Anyway, I thought that you guys had only one job: making Commons play CARDGAMES ON MOTORCYCLES on TV, then throw them in jail.

Roger: Well, your Honor, our duties are far more diverse than that. You see-

Jack: Yeah, whatever. Now I have to hear what the Council’s representative has to say.

Bordeaux: So this is where I need to start speaking and defend our cause. Isn’t that right, President?

White Taki: I swear, Bordeaux, if you screw this up…

Bordeaux: It reminds me of the good old times where I used to study the law. I was so happy to become a defense attorney.

White Taki: I shouldn’t have let you represent us today…

Bordeaux: I also remember the day where you banned me from the Order of Attorneys. In fact, my career only lasted a few minutes. Isn’t that right, President?

White Taki: (facepalms repeatedly)

Bordeaux: It’s because you were jealous of me. Isn’t that right, President?

White Taki: ...I’ve made a terrible mistake…

Jack: Enough of this nonsense! I’m ready to make my decision now. I think that De-

(Suddenly, a dimensional portal appears, revealing both Yuri and Dennis)

Yuri: Hey.

(Sudden explosion, setting the court on fire - Dennis and Yuri are nowhere to be seen anymore)

Jack: Oh, you can do that too? I have a similar power! TESTING TESTING ONE TWO THREEEEEEEE

(Fast forward to the Council’s Chamber)

TV announcer: Thankfully, the building was entirely evacuated before that it suddenly implodes. There were therefore no casualties, except for Melissa Claire, And in other news-

Frenchwin: *Sigh* What a day… Well then, Mr. President? What shall we do? Shall we pretend that today never happened, and that I have never tried to take you down?

White Taki: … ... For my own mental health safety, let’s pretend so, yeah.

Frenchwin: Splendid! Well then, I’ll see you tomorrow. (leaves)

Bordeaux: Does this mean we won, President?

White Taki: Please… Let’s not talk about this anymore…

Bordeaux: No need to worry about it. It’s time to throw some confettis to celebrate our victory now. Isn’t that right, President?

(End of the episode)

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
4th October 2015, 04:34 AM
Couldn't help but notice a handful of typos here and there, but I didn't see the whole Judge Jack thing coming.

Only problem is that TESTING TESTING ONE TWO THREE-- *boom* doesn't quite work because Team Satisfaction isn't a thing this time. Ah well!

HelixReactor
4th October 2015, 05:02 AM
Couldn't help but notice a handful of typos here and there, but I didn't see the whole Judge Jack thing coming.

Only problem is that TESTING TESTING ONE TWO THREE-- *boom* doesn't quite work because Team Satisfaction isn't a thing this time. Ah well!

Okay, I went on a Typo Hunt. This should make them at least less remarkable for the time being >.<

You forgot that Jack's destruction abilities know no boundaries :p

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
4th October 2015, 05:06 AM
Okay, I went on a Typo Hunt. This should make them at least less remarkable for the time being >.<

You forgot that Jack's destruction abilities know no boundaries :p

Scrap Fist seemed like a pretty effective boundary, though...

HelixReactor
4th October 2015, 05:12 AM
Except Yusei doesn't exist in this world, so it doesn't count... partially >.>

Mystic TimeKeeper
4th October 2015, 08:42 AM
This was golden.

The "Spotlight Stealing" crime explains a lot of Crow's markers.

HelixReactor
4th October 2015, 02:47 PM
This was golden.

The "Spotlight Stealing" crime explains a lot of Crow's markers.

I guess it does, yeah, but how can someone get punished for Spotlight Stealing before their show even starts? :p

In any case, I'm glad you like it ^_^
To be honest, I was afraid I went a bit too overboard on this one. >.<

Mystic TimeKeeper
4th October 2015, 05:01 PM
I guess it does, yeah, but how can someone get punished for Spotlight Stealing before their show even starts? :p

In any case, I'm glad you like it ^_^
To be honest, I was afraid I went a bit too overboard on this one. >.<

That's Crow for you! If he got caught for every spotlight he stealed he would have body tatoos at this point.

By the way, it's REALLY hard to get overboard with a parody so relax.

HelixReactor
5th October 2015, 02:41 AM
And now, for something different:

Today's episode was sadly too short due to that awful recap part that took over 10 minutes of our precious time. So, in a sudden excess of boredom, I decided to redo that recap, Abridged Kai-style.

May it be better than the actual recap - I hope you'll enjoy it:3

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Reiji: Welcome to some lost place in Maiami! Since you’re here, that means you’re all part of my army now! I Shall now call you one by one! Sakaki Yuya!

Yuya: Hold on a second, where’s Yuzu?!

Reiji: Gongenzaka Noboru!

Gongenzaka: I think Sora was a bad guy!

Reiji: Sawatari Shingo!

Sawatari: It’s Atarashii Nouveau Neo New Nuevo Sawatari MK-II v3.1.2.6.4.5…

Reiji: Tsukikage!

Tsukikage: HONOR!

Reiji: Serena!

Serena: *meows*

Reiji: Kurosaki Shun!

Shun: RURI!! (Looks at Serena) RURI?

Serena: *hisses*

Shun: RURIIIIIIIIIII!

Reiji: And… Dennis Macfield!

Dennis: YES! IT’S ME!!

Mieru: What about me?

Reiji: What about you?

Mieru: I’ve technically done more Lancer-related stuff than Dennis. Why is he a Lancer and not me?

Dennis: 'Cause I took you place, and you’ll never get it baaaaaaaaaaaaack ~~

Yuya: I’m not okay with this!

Reiji: I don’t care. Unless you beat me in a Duel, that is.

Yuya: Egaooooooooooooooooo-oh noooooooooooooooooo! [LP 4000 -> 0]

Reiji: You’re still too weak. And this is exactly you’re coming with me to fight at my place in this interdimensional war!

Yuya: I’ll… just wait… for the Structure Deck… to come out…. (faints)


***

Himika: The invaders are strong!

Audience: We don’t believe you!

Himika: Then this will change your minds!

(5 seconds of footage of a Knight of Fail being carded)

Audience: Oh no! We’re scared!

Himika: Don’t worry about that. We have the perfect solution!

(5 seconds of footage of Shun and Yuya)

Audience: Oh wow! So strong!

Reiji: LDS actually means something else.

Audience: Yay! LANSAZU! LANSAZU!


***

Gongenzaka: So how did your mother react to this whole Lancer thing?

Yuya: Oh, we’ve had a nice family talk.

(Flashback transition)

Yoko: You’re not gonna go anywhere before you defeat me in a Duel! Look at me, I took control of all of your monsters!

Yuya: Heh, I’ve been through worse.

Yoko: But what if I add… Smile World!

Yuya: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

(Fast forward)

Yoko: Good job, Yuya! Now, go avenge my son!

Yuya: But I’m your son!

Yoko: No, I meant Micchi.

(End of flashback)

Yuya: What about you and your father? How was it?

Gongenzaka: Oh, he just punched me in the face.

Reiji: Oh, you’re finally here! Good! Now we’re going to Synchro Dimension! And… introducing a new Lancer: Reira!

Reira: Tsukikage…

Reiji: No, Reira, we’re still in episode 54…

Reira: Oh… Uhm… …. …. ….

Yuya: This is madness! You can’t bring a child to a war! What if he gets killed?!

Reiji: Don’t worry about that; I’ve got replacements at home.

(Meanwhile, in the Synchro Dimension)

Yuzu: Who are you?

Yugo: Don’t worry, I’m Yugo! I’m just like Yusei, except in everything.

Yuzu: Yeah…

Yugo: Don’t worry, You’re safe with me. That is, unless someone notices us..

Top Lady: EEEEEEK! COMMONZUUUUUUUU!

Yugo: Oh shit, run for your life!

Yuzu: And who’s that guy?

Yugo: That’s the Duel King, Jack Atlas. Legend says that some guy’s junk hit him so hard he found himself in another dimension.

Nininana: You’re under arrest for paying not attention to the laws of physics! … And the traffic light too, I suppose..

Frenchwin: Let’s play chess against me. What do you think, me?

Melissa: People of the Shiti, good evening! It is I, Melissa Claire, and… just love me, please… ;-;


***

Yuya: So this is the Synchro Dimension…

Security Guy #1: You’re under arrest for just happening to be here!

Security Guy #2: Damn you, Commons!

Sawatari: Don’t worry about that! I’m here to save the day!... Wait, those arent Yosenjus… Oh noooooooooooo! [LP 4000 -> 0]

Crow: Never fear, I’m here! And my new Blackwings come with extra Salt!

Yuya: Thanks for saving us, but who are you?

Crow: I’m Crow Hogan. My job is to steal other people’s screentime.

Dennis: Oh no, you’re not, ‘cause I am heeeeeeeeeeeeeere! ~~

Yuya: Aren’t you supposed to be in an underground arena?

(Meanwhile, at the underground arena)

Shun: RIDING DUELS!... Err… I mean, RURI!!

(Meanwhile. at the Security HQ)

Frenchwin: How are things going?

Security Lady: There’s a duel between Shun and Dennis, and another between Crow vs Yuya.

Frenchwin: Does the audience care about those duels?

Security Lady: Yes, they do.

Frenchwin: Shut them both down.


***

Yuya: And now we’re in prison…

Tokumatsu: ENJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY your stay!

Yuya: No thanks, we’re good.


***

Yuya: And now we’re escaping!

Frenchwin: Ha ha! I got you!

Reiji: Don’t worry. This is all part of my plan.

Yuya: Is it? Is it really?

Reiji: You’re now free! And now you’re back to being imprisoned! And introducing you new hostage takers:

Grey: Nobody cares about me.

Bordeaux: Recap episodes are so fun. Isn’t that right, President?

White Taki: … I hate you so much, Bordeaux…

Gael: I’m basically Bordeaux, except I wear a yellow outfit, and I’m much less annoying.

Azul: All of you, please shut up.

Reiji: By the way, you’re all part of the Friendship cup now, and if you lose, you’re gonna find yourself in Trash Town for all eternity.

Yuya: So you’re gonna make us prove our worth to these old people by taking down each other?

Reiji: Is there a problem with that?

Yuya: No, Not at all. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with that!

Reiji: Perfect! Then let’s begin!


***

Reiji: Yuya vs Jack: Go!

Yuzu: Hey Yuya!

Yuya: Egaooooooooooooooooo-oh noooooooooooooooooo! [LP 4000 -> 0] (faints)

Yuzu: Bye Yuya…

Reiji: Gongenzaka vs Crow: Go!

Gongenzaka: I, OTOKO GONGEZAKA, am part of the main cast of the series, and therefore, I cannot lose!

Superheavy Maju Kyu-B: Make a contract with me /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\

Crow: Maybe, but I am me. Therefore, I win by default.

Gongenzaka: Oh, come on!

Reiji: Tsukikage vs Shinji: Go!

Tsukikage: HONOR!

Shinji: Maybe. But I’m just Crow with Bees as a disguise. Therefore, I also win by default.

Tsukikage: How is this even fair?!

Shinji: Today, the duel, Tomorrow, the world!!!

Reira: Tsukikage...

Reiji: Yuzu vs the Tenth Doctor: Go!

Tokumatsu: I’m sorry… I’m so sorry....

Reiji: Serena vs Tony: Go!

Frenchwin: That was a magnificent win. It’s a shame the audience didn’t get to watch the fuel duel. I’ll be placing these new pictures of Serena in my private folder now.

Sergey: [Incomprehensible muttering]

Frenchwin: This is a terrible accusation you’re making, Sergey! I am NOT a creepy stalker!

Reiji: Yuya vs Nininana: Go!

Nininana: Look! I can use Fusions now!.... Why is nobody impressed?!

Yuya: We pretty much all can do that now.. And now, to the Odd-Eyes upgrade everyone wanted to see on TV: Odd-Eyes Saber Dragon!

Nininana: Wow… So beautiful…

Yuya: You.. might want to look where you’re driving…

Nininana: Don’t worry; this thing’s on autopilo--aaaaaaaargh! (Crash) (Neck snap) … I’m okay...

Reiji: Sawatari vs Yugo: Go!

Sawatari: I can’t believe this! I’m actually winning this time!

Reiji: Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it…

Yugo: ACTION MAGIC - KISEKI!

Reiji: There you go.

Sawatari: Do the writers hate me or what? Why are they making me lose against every Yuya in existence…? At least, that guy there doesn’t look very intimidating…

Yuri: Hey.

Reiji: Damon vs Sergey: Go!

Damon: *dead*

Reiji: Shun vs Dennis: Go!

Dennis: Hahahahaha… hahahahahaha… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Shun: …

Dennis: Yes. I am Dennis.

Shun: Yeah… We already knew that…

Dennis: What if I told you I helped in your sister’s kidnapping?

Shun: Heh, I’m kinda over that now.

Dennis: What if I told you I made the 777 Opening?

Shun: That’s it! You’re going down! Go! Satellite Cannon Falcon! Destroy this entire arena! ... No wait, just wait for me to get out from it first… Nooooooooo-(Static)

Shinji: Boy, that falcon of his sure is powerful. Once I take control of the Shiti and transform it into a wasteland, I’ll be renaming as a tribute to that monster.

(End of the episode)

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
5th October 2015, 04:27 AM
That was pretty fucking funny.

Hope in the Interstice
5th October 2015, 04:35 AM
That was pretty fucking funny.
Seconded.

About the Crow vs Gongenzaka duel, I like how Crow was such a wreck that it messed up his duelling but OTOKO GONGENZAKA helped him get back on his feet with his MANLINESS.

White Hollow
5th October 2015, 08:13 AM
I knew it! Dennis is behind the cursed 777 opening!

HelixReactor
5th October 2015, 09:22 AM
I'm glad you guys like it ^_^

I realized that I forgot to place the Yuya vs 227 Duel here, so I added it where it should be chronologically :)

I also fixed a few text editing mistakes by the same occasion.

Sotavento
5th October 2015, 01:22 PM
Yuya: Egaooooooooooooooooo-oh noooooooooooooooooo! [LP 4000 -> 0] (faints)


This pretty much made the whole episode for me

HelixReactor
13th October 2015, 04:15 AM
Sorry if there was no Episode 77 script. I has a few ideas for it, but I wasn't feeling very motivated last week...

In any case, Episodes 78 and 79 are here! Despite having two episodes merged into one script, this has been a fairly short script.

Well then, I hope you'll enjoy it ^_^

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Narrator: Last time, on Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-Vd’s:

Sergey: *lewd noises*

Narrator: Now back to the episode.

(The episode begins in Frenchwin’s office)

Frenchwin: So? Have you found anything yet?

Security agent: … …

Frenchwin: I’m asking you a question, and I command you to answer me!

Security agent: … …

Frenchwin: … Do the mind control chips block people’s ability to talk or what?

Security lady: Yes they do, sir.

Frenchwin: Oh, that’s just perfect! I have an entire army of agents that would obey every single of my words, but they can’t even answer a Yes or no question!

Security lady: You can always disable the chips, sir.

Frenchwin: Why would I? If I do, they will realize that I have put them under my control, then never fall for it! Speaking of that, how come are you still following me even though you are fully aware of what my technology is capable of doing?

Security lady: That’s because you threatened to make Sergey pay a visit to my family.

Frenchwin: Ah, of course.

Security lady: To return to our main subject, sir, we have receive multiple phone calls stating that a carbonized body was found a few alleys away from the building where the crash took place.

Frenchwin: So we can’t even identify it, huh? Good job, Sergey. Really, good job! Not only you burned alive the young girl that was crucial for my plans, but you also-- actually, let me rephrase that: You’ve burned alive a young girl!!

Sergey:

Frenchwin: Oh, don’t you talk to me like that! I’ve already heard your real voice this morning!

Sergey: [Incomprehensible muttering]

Security lady: Actually, sir, he got hit by a giant brick during the crash, leading to some further brain damage to his persona.

Frenchwin: I see… So Sergey, do you think you are still able to kill people?

Sergey: [Incomprehensible muttering]

Frenchwin: Good! Stay focused, then. If the Professor realizes we’ve also screwed up his plans for good, you have no idea what he will be capable of do-

Yuri: Hey.

Frenchwin: ARGH!

(Frenchwin immediately wakes up from his nightmare)

Frenchwin: Oh, thank Super Fusion God...!

(Opening sequence)

(The next day, in the Council Chamber)

Grey: It seems that your city-wide Solid Vision System successfully worked. I must say, it surprises me.

Reiji: I find it surprising as well, Back at Maiami, I had to implement disco ball thingies all over the place. But here, the sheer force of plot convenience was more than enough.

Bordeaux: So you say that I can select whatever Action Field I want, and the whole Shiti will transform into it? Can I set the place on fire?

Reiji: Oh yes. I already did that in the past. It was a fun day. Many people died, but not exactly because of severe burns or anything of the sort.

Bordeaux: President, can I try it?

White Taki: :)

Bordeaux: President?

Gael: Leave him be. He is still trying to process all the events that occured for the past two days.

Council Agent #1: Speaking of that, Mr. Gael, when will those security agents leave this place?

Azul: Once they’re done threatening us with those Duel Disks, so probably once their batteries run out. But our city runs on an inifinite source of energy, so probably never.

Council Agent #2: Damn you, Roger!

Reiji: In any case, Hiragi Yuzu might not be one of my Lancers, but with me being somewhat the reason why she found herself in this world, it is my reponsability to make sure that she’s doing fine.

Azul: That’s understandable from your part. Do we have any other informations regarding Hiragi Yuzu? Or any information, for that matter?

Council Agent #1: I’m afraid not, Ma’am. Me and my partner are the only agents to have been left alive by Roger’s men, and as you can see, we’re currently taken hostage along with you, with no contact with the outside world, except for the Cardgame Channel.

Council Agent #2: Damn you, Roger!

(Meanwhile, in the Hypocrisy Cup Stadium)

Melissa: People of the Shiti! Good morning once again! This is Melissa Claire, and how the Garbage Realm do I not get cold while wearing such a light outfit while I’m in this altitude?! We will now begin the second duel of the second match of the Friendship Cup. It’ll be between…. Sakaki Yuya!

Yuya: .........

Melissa: Yuya? Is everything alright?

Yuya: Yep. It’s all good. My closest childhood friend who I thought was killed by an army of psychopaths from another world but turned out just to be abducted by my clone from another just got savagely killed, but it’s okay, I already got over that in a matter of a few minutes.

Melissa: I’m glad you’re doing well, then! The other participant wil be…. Shinji Webber!... Oh, that guy I don’t like…

Shinji: Yuya… I’ve watched the latest duel… I’m so, so sorry for what happened to your friend…

Yuya: …

Shinji: Look, you know just as much as I do that noone in this town is willing to do anything to help her now, let alone retrieve her. I realize how tormented you are, and how much you would like to put an end to this nonsense and go look for her. But for the time being, we have no choice but to have this duel, and once everything here is over, I promise you I will to my best to help you.

Yuya: I’m glad to see that there are still some normally mentally constructed people living in this place.. Thank you, Shinji.

Shinji: I’m glad I can help you, Yuya. Okay then, now back to my plans to rule the Shiti! My dears Commons! Look at this kid! Look at him and laugh! He’s all traumatized because he has lost one of his friends. Just one! Us Commons have to deal with that on a daily basis, and on a much larger scales because of those filthy security agents that believe it is their duty to eradicate us! And here, this guy can’t deal with one, simple, unvaluable loss.

Common #1: Yeah! What a loser!

Common #2: I hate him so much…

Common #3: … Hold on a second, isn’t all of this a bit rude?

Common #1: So you really feel bad for that… How old is he?

Common #2: 14 years old, according to the Wiki.

Common #1: So you really feel bad for that 14 years old kid?

Common #3: N-No! It’s just that…

Common #1: You are a Tops, aren’t you?!

Common #3: No! Don’t you say things like that!

Melissa: *Sigh* I guess none of that “The Shiti is one. We’re all friends.” bullshit will do today… Riding Duel - Acceleration!

Shinji: I will take the first turn! I summon Buzzwing - Something the Bee Related! Yes Yuya, my deck is a Bee version of Crow’s Blackwings, which makes me the the Crow of this series… Except Crow is here too… So I guess Crow is the Dennis of this world? Does this make me a Dennis too?

Dennis: YES! THAT’S MY NAME!

Shinji: Go away, Dennis!

Dennis: … okay …

Shinji: So… As I was saying… With me being a Crow, my victory is certain! Soon, I shall break this city apart. And from its riots, I shall emerge once again. and rule it as its one and only leader!

Yuya: Yeah… Sure.... You seem to have forgotten that you kinda are facing a main protagonist here. And what can a Crow do to a Yusei? Nothing, Nothing at all.

Shinji: Maybe. But I’m not the one with a mere 100 Life Points.

Yuya: What are you talking about? … Hey! My Life Meter! The Duel has barely started, why is it so low? What is happening here?!

(Meanwhile, in the Council’s Chamber)

Bordeaux: Messing up with the duel parameters sure is fun, especially when it is to nobody’s advantage. Isn’t that right, President?

White Taki: :)

(Meanwhile, back at the circuit)

Yuya: Okay, no need to panic just yet… I know I can resolve this issue… It’s my turn, I draw! (Draws Tuning Magician) Welp… There go my last hopes… Well, at least, once I get thrown away in Trash Town, I might be able to find Yuzu there, and no matter in what state she is, I know that Gongenzaka, Sawatari, and Tokumatsu will take a good care of her… But if I go there, the chances for us to happily return to Miami will drastically drop… What should I do? How can I help you. YUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?!

Duel Disk: Ring ring ring. Ring ring ring. Phone call, phone call ♪

Yuya: Huh? What is it?

Sora: Greetings, Yuya.

Yuya: Sora?! Where have you been during the entire past arc?!

Sora: Well, I was there during its final episode, although I didn’t do much.

Yuya: Were were you all this time? We had to deal with Dennis for way too long!

Sora: Don’t worry about him anymore. I already took care of him.

Yuya: But he did show up a bit earlier..

Sora: Look, I’m doing my best, okay?!

Yuya: Okay, okay, sorry… So… What brings you here?

Sora: Oh, I just wanted to talk to you about Yuzu.

Yuya: YUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Sora: Calm down a bit, please… You aren’t supposed to be having external contacts in the middle of a tournament match…

Yuya: Sorry about that… It kinda became a bit of a habit lately.. So, where is she? What happened to her?

Sora: Don’t worry, she’s doing just fine. She’s right here with me, although still unconscious. And soon I’ll bring her back with me to Academia, where I’ll tell the Professor that she’s Serena. He will reward me for completing my mission! It is only just a matter of time before that the Fusion Dimension will expand itself to the rest of the multiverse!... Yuya? Are you still hearing me? Huh… The connection got cut down… I wonder where did it stop..?

Yuya: Yuzu… I’m so glad you’re safe and sound… Once I’m done with this tournament, I will come back for you, and we’ll return together to Maiami, I promise you that. Now, to win this duel. I’m a bit in a delicate position here, so I might need to use my full powers. Hmm.. How do I trigger it again? YUZUUUUUUUUUUUU! Nope… YAMEROOOOOOOO! Not that either… EGAOOOOOOOO! (notices a change in his voice pitch) Yep, that’s the one! (Enters Berserk Mode) Now I will feel no guilt when I’ll be sending everyone in this city to the deepest levels of Hell! I summon Tuning Magician!

Common #1: Tuning Magician, really?

Common #2: That’s like the weakest card in all of Duel Monsters!

Top #1: My, my. It appears that he has completely lost his reason.

Top #2: It’s only natural for someone frequenting the Commons to have their dignity lowered to such a level.

Jack: Oh hey! That’s my card! I guess even that kid didn’t want it. I wonder what miraculous combo is he planning to use for it…?

Yuya: I have no idea what I’m doing! (Pendant and Duel Disk start shining) I tune the Level 3 Timesword Magician and Level 4 Entermate Silver Claw with the Level 1 Tuning Magician! Be born from my purest rage, break the shadows, and show me the path the victory. May you be slightly more relevant to the rest of the story than Draco-Equiste. SHINKURO SHOKAN! Appear now, the Pendulum Magician boss that is neither a Pendulum or a Magician: Enlightenment Paladin!

Azul: Strange… None of our records mention such a monster..

Gray: That boy… Did he just create a new card out of thin air?

Reiji: Yes he did. And it was all according to my plan No. 5-3-4, Revision 7.

Yuya: Now, Enlightenment Paladin (vicious grin), make him smile. Make them all smile.

(Later that day)

TV announcer: And thus, the duelist named Sakaki Yuya manage to destroy by himself half of the Shiti’s Riding Duel structures. Thankfully, no civilians were injured during this incident. Even the duelist Sakaki was facing, Shinji Webber, survived the accident with relatively little damage. In the end, everybody is still alive, with the exception of Melissa Claire, who got hit on the face by half a highway, And in other news-

Frenchwin [I](turning off the TV): Sakaki Yuya… He’s better than I expected. And for the time being, his wishes seem to be compatible with my plans.. Perhaps I should try to approach him in a more friendly manner. He might be a bit frustrated by the fact that I wrongfully sent him to prison, as well as the fact that I also threatened to hurt his friend, plus the fact that the said friend is currently missing by my fault. But he just won a very important duel, and I suppose he must be feeling very cheerful at the moment. Therefore, I must make my move now, since I won’t be risking anything at the moment.

(Fast forward to Frenchwin running in the Commons’ slums’ tight streets while being chased by Odd-Eyes Rebellion Dragon)

Frenchwin (crying and screaming): I’m sorry! I’m really, really, really sorry!

(End of the episode)

ThatGuyWithThetSoBigButt
13th October 2015, 04:59 AM
What can I say? I can't do much against lolis. Nobody can, for that matter. Nobody except Kurosaki Shun.

Damn straight.

Blue
13th October 2015, 07:03 AM
Frenchwin (crying and screaming): I’m sorry! I’m really, really, really sorry!

(End of the episode)


In a perfect world, this is how that episode would really go down.

DelCtrl
13th October 2015, 05:36 PM
I really liked the last episode, my favorite part:


Yuya: Now, Enlightenment Paladin (vicious grin), make him smile. Make them all smile.

Reaction: YES!! EGAO TO YOUR DEATH!

Mystic TimeKeeper
13th October 2015, 05:41 PM
Poor Sora, restraining Dennis is too hard of a job even for an elite like him, and down to Shinji.

HelixReactor
13th October 2015, 09:39 PM
Nothing can properly handle Dennis when it comes to him wanting to hijack the plot. Nothing. Not even Yuri. If anything, Yuri might be the one to encourage to continue this bad habit of his.

I'm glad you guys liked the episode ^_^ Sorry if it's somewhat shorter than the previous scipts.

And now for a bit of a random question: You might have noticed ythat yet a new pattern has emerged in the processessing of the episodes. So, just wondering: Who would like to have Melissa Claire getting brutally killed by the end of every episode? :P
Also, all critics and remarks regarding these are always welcome ^_^

HelixReactor
8th November 2015, 05:39 AM
Welp, I might've gotten pretty busy by various matters this past period, but who am I to skip the bird hype? o3o

So here's the script of episodes 81 and 82; I hope you'll enjoy the read ^_^

As for the occasional parts written in dark gray, they were supposed to be strikethrough text, but I can't seem to be able to do so here, so yeah, I have to manage this issue with the means at hand...

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Narrator: Previously, on Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-Vd’s:

Yuya: Yes! I won!

Sam: Yay! I love you, Yuya!

Frenchwin: Hello~~

Sam: Ugh… I hate you so much now…

Narrator: Now back to the story.

(The episode starts with Yuya being brough back to his Hotel Room handcuffed by two Security officers)

Yuya (to himself): Well, things can’t possibly get any worse. Yuzu is left alone in this dangerous country with Sora being the only person to be able to defend her at the time being, and pretty much everybody hates me now in this goddamn place… (Passes by Crow and Sam) Oh, uhm.. Hi, you two.

Crow: Shut up, Yuya, you have no right to talk to me!

Yuya: Uhm… Okay.... Uhm… Hi Sam, How are you doing?

Sam: *Glares furiously*

Yuya: I… I guess I’ll just go back to my room… (Continues walking)

Crow (To Himself): Damn you Yuya… I used to see you as my friend… And then you turn out to be a dog of the Tops… I’m starting to regret the day where I saved you from those Security officers… Hold on a second. If Yuya was a dog of the Tops, why would he even have to fight some Security Scum? Come to think of it, what actions did he commit openly hinting at him being with the Tops? I mean, he was even being handcuffed at the moment, so how on Earth can any of us possibly think of him as the Security’s ally?...Huh… I wonder what happened to my 5d’s personality…?

Sam (To himself): Damn you Yuya… I used to see you as my big brother… And then you turn out to be working for the enemy… I’m starting to regret the day where I gave you Tuning Magician… Even though I hated that card because I thought it was useless, although you did prove to me that it wasn’t.... So why I am mad at you again..? Huh…

Crow: Say

Sam (Gets startled, panics, and jumps from the floor): (Smashing Noise) ...Ouch.

Crow: A-Are you alright?! I can’t see you from here… Where are you?

Sam: I’m good, I’m good… I think I went all the way down to the Council Chamber’s floor. The door is smashed, and the place seems filled with Security agents. Also there’s blood everywhere. I think something terrible might have happened here… W-What if-

Crow: Sam, this isn’t the time to try to advance the plot. The only thing that matters today is the bird hype.

Sam: Oh, right, sorry… Anyway, you were going to ask me something, right?

Crow: Yeah. Ever wondered why sometimes, we tended to act like the biggest idiots in the world?

Sam: I think the people of the Internet call that “being from the Synchro Dimension”.

Crow: Oh… And is there a way to fix that?

Sam: There is no cure.

Crow: That’s just great…

Sam: That said, I found this a few days ago:

(Sam displays a poster portraying Yuri : )



We know what’s wrong with this Shiti, and we know how to purge fix that.

Yuri: Hey.

Note: A possible alternative to our actions would be to bring Yusei back.


Crow: Sam, didn’t I tell you that I can’t see you from this distance..?

(Meanwhile, back at Yuya)

Yuya (To himself): Yep. Not even the people I met here accept as a friend here anymore… Well, I guess there’s still one person who’s still willing to talk to me… I can hear you breathing right behind me, you know?

Frenchwin: Hi~~

Yuya: What do you want from me now? Haven’t caused enough damage for one day?

Frenchwin: Nothing. Nothing at all. I just want you to know that I approve all of your actions~~

Yuya: Well, I don’t approve yours. Now can you please leave me alone?

Frenchwin: Kay kay. Talk to you later! ~~ (To himself) We’re definitely gonna be best buddies.

(Meanwhile, at the stadium)

Melissa: People of the Shiti! Good afternoon! This is I, Melissa Claire, and I am definitely going to be relevant to the plot some day.. eventually.. maybe.. In any case, it is time for the third duel of the second round of the Friendship Cup, and boy has this one been hyped! Please welcome… Kurosaki Shun!

Shun (To himself): I have no idea on what bases I am trying to prove if the guy I’ll be facing is either an ally or an enemy as we’ve barely shared any screentime together, nor why I should be caring such matters. Sure, as a Lancer, I need to find new people to recruit, but all that matters now is that I’ll be having another Riding Duel! Just wait for me, Runner...err, I mean, Ruri! Let me have just a bit more fun, then I’ll go save you!

Melissa: Aaaand… Crow Hogan!

Crow (To himself): On second, more realistic thoughs, Yuya might not be a Topsie Scum after all. That said, however, he did beat Shinji and broke his dreams of equality between Tops and Commons. Speaking of Shinji, I wonder how he’s doing right now..?

(Meanwhile, at Trash Town)

Butthurt Shinji: No! I refuse to stay trapped in this pla--“Butthurt Shinji”? Really? What have I done to possibly deserve that?!

Sawatari: Well, it’s your title now. You gotta love with it.

Butthurt Shinji: And where are your own titles? Have you been stripped off from your Neo Newness?

Sawatari: Oh no. It’s simply because the lenght of my titles can break the character limit all by themselves. Besides, I need to stay humble towards the audience.

Gallager: Hey, you two! Stop working, and get back to work! You, the new guy! I’ve heard that you were attempting to start one big riot in the outside world. Consider yourself lucky that you’re simply stuck here. Normally, people like you would’ve been imprisoned in the most highly secure prison of the Shiti. Then again, Sergey…

Sawatari: Then again, Synchro Dimension…

Gallager: You speak of our world as if it was some sort of uncurable disease.

Sawatari: Is it not?

Butthurt Shinji: In any case, I can’t stay here. This place is even worse that the Commons’ slums… Oh, I know! People of the Garbage! Here we are all complete outcasts! Even the lowlifes of the outside world look down at us! It is time we rebel against them, and soon, we’ll take over the world!!

Sawatari: Boy, you sure have changed your opinion about your own people very quickly.

Butthurt Shinji: If you’re not going to join my rebel army, then that means you’re my enemy! Who else is willing to also be my enemy?!

(No reactions)

Sawatari: Let’s try something different: Who wanna join Butthurt Shinji’s army?

(No reactions)

Butthurt Shinji: I...Uhm… You’ll see! You’ll all see! Crow is going to avenge me!

Sawatari: Crow? A Common? Weren’t you planning to betray him too just a few moments earlier?

Butthurt Shinji: …

Gallager: Here’s a fun fact for you: For a short period of time, Crow Hogan was forced to live here. Back then, he was friends with Jack Atlas, who also was stuck here at some point.

Butthurt Shinji: Wait, really? But Crow hates Jack!

Gallager: I guess something must’ve happened between them during the time they were here. In any case, during their stay here, they were very popular, and together alongside other people that were trapped here, they formed a small group of very talented Duelist, then later expanded into their own small village! You can see here some of the leftovers from that village, like that signboard over there:



Self-Satisfaction Town
“In the end, we’re just a bunch of wankers.”
Leader: (Soon-to-be King) Jack Atlus
Current population number: 4
3 (I forgot Yusei doesn’t exist in this world)
2 (We don’t accept murderers anymore)
1 (Oh come on, Crow! Please don’t leave!)
0 (I accidentally set the place on fire while trying that broken microphone that randomly dropped down from the sky, so now I need a new place to live.)


Butthurt Shinji: I see… Well, this doesn’t change the fact that Sakaki Yuya made my life miserable, and I shall take my revenge against him!

Sawatari: Now that’s amusing.

Butthurt Shinji: What is?

Sawatari: To think that Yuya made your life miserable because you lost in a cardgame against him. Sure, the implications of losing in that madness that we call tournament were pretty important, but you were well aware of them. So instead of just whining and start accusing the guy that defeated you of collaborating with your enemies, with that guy being the one to warn us all about those implications, and is currenly having mental breakdowns every two episodes or so because his friend he thought dead twice is being thrown away from him by those very ennemies of yours which, as you pretend, are collaborating with him, just live with it, and - this is an ultra-competitive society, right? - take it like a man-

Gongenzaka: DID SOMEONE CALL ME?!

Sawatari: Take it like a man and work your way back to where you were! No papa is going to magically solve all of your problems!

Butthurt Shinji: …

Gallager: … Dude, you just got owned by Shingo… You know what, I’ll give you the rest of the week off, just so you can take the time to re-evaulate your life…

Butthurt Shinji: But it’s Sunday afternoon…

(Meanwhile, back at the surface)

Melissa: Very well, before we begin this duel, let us first take a look at the re-tweet count for this episode! … Oh my… it’s… it’s over 8000! Fantastic! Let’s us see what new card we’ll be getting this week! The first card is: Raidraptor - Vanishing Lanius! ..Huh, I thought we already had that one.. It doesn’t matter, the second card is:... Vanishing Lanius again? W-What’s the third card? … There… There must be some mistake here…

Crow: *Rages internally*

Shun: *Ruries internally*

Melissa: What about the fourth card? … It’s a Token…. Well, at this point, let’s just take a quick look at the fifth card and get this over with: Pot of Greed! Huh, I wonder what that one does..? In any case, let’s the finally begin the duel everyone has been waiting for. Remember folks, the Shiti is one, we’re all friends! Riding Duel: Acceleration!

Crow: I’ll take the first turn! And I summon: A bird!

Shun: I can do that too! Look! I summon a bird!

Crow: Well, my bird can summon a bird!

Shun: My bird too can summon another bird, and since it’s the same bird, it can also summon another bird.

Crow: But I at least can tune my birds together to make a bigger bird!

Shun: Maybe, but I can overlay them into a bigger bird!

Crow: Hah! Your bigger bird as a lower ATK.

Shun: But the magic of Rank 4. I can make it bigger than your bigger bird!

Crow: I see… Not bad. Not bad at all. I must say, I like your birds.

Shun: Your birds too are pretty neat.

Crow: Say, wanna be friends?

Shun: Sure! (To himself) And thus I now know that he is going to be a great ally to the Lancers. My mission is now complete. Hey, fellow Bird Keepers shouldn’t be fighting each other. Let’s call this duel off.

Crow: Yeah… no.

Shun: What? But we’re friends! We must stop this immediately!

Crow: I don’t care! See, Shun, I am the original Spotlight Stealer! I made my way through 5d’s, crossed dimensions of dimensions at the cost of losing my personality and becoming extremely bland, just so I can resell my deck! And what happens next? You just magically show up and start wanting to show off your own archetype, taking all the cards of the Re-tweet Spectacular for yourself! And when it’s not you, it’s that other guy, taking the entire screentime of the episode, which, mind you, had my name in the title, and was supposed to be marking my big return.

Dennis: Was someone mentionning me ~~?

Crow & Shun: GO AWAY, DENNIS!!!

Deenis: … :(

Shun: Listen, I can understand how much you want to promote your Deck, But you need to understand: Your time is over. You need to let the younger generations make their proofs.

Crow: Never!

Shun: Please! I beg you! We really, really need to interrupt this duel now, before it’s---oh no…

(Gigantic hordes of Birdemic-tier poorly made CGI birds of all sorts of species suddenly appear in the sky, sourrounding the entire Stadium. They furiously start brave birding each other, exploding mid-air. Soon, a handful of these “birds” start taking more interest into the audience, and rush in their direction)

(A few hours later)

TV Announcer: In regard to this afternoon’s events, it has been stated by the president of Security, Jean-Michel Roger, that bird fights are from now on illegal. Therefore, today’s interrupted duel between Crow Hogan and Kurosaki Shun will not be resumed. Both participants have therefore been disqualified, but none of them will be sent to the Underground Facility. As a reminder, during this afternoon’s events, there were no human victims, except for Melissa Claire, whose helicopter got hit by the bird swarm. In other news-- I have a feeling you’ll be reading this sooner or later. Hi Icematoro; you’re banned :3

Yuya (Turns off the TV): Well at least I won’t be getting needlessly angry this time…

(TV suddenly turns itself on again, revealing Frenchwin’s face)

Frenchwin: You can thank me for that, you know~~?

Yuya: Sure, you saved both my comrades from a stinky doom... but what do you want in exchange, now?

Frenchwin: What do I want in exchange? Hohoho, don’t be silly~~ I just want to be your friend~~

Yuya: Well I don’t want to. Goodbye now. (Turns off the TV again)

(TV turns itself on again, this time revealinh Dennis’ face)

Dennis: Can I be your friend, Yuya?

Yuya (Enters Berserk Mode): NO! NO YOU CAN’T!!

Dennis: :’(

(End of the Episode)

Mystic TimeKeeper
8th November 2015, 10:01 AM
Damn It DENNIS! Stop barging in every single time, geez...

DelCtrl
8th November 2015, 10:54 AM
I like Crow becoming of its aware of 5ds iteration. And Self-Satisfaction Town population count made me laugh hard

LolsterXD97
8th November 2015, 06:24 PM
Laughed hard at the Academia poster, at the town count, and the bird swarm too .

Pendulum
9th November 2015, 10:22 AM
"Buzzwing"... Great name!
I just read all of your stuff. These are very funny, Helix. You capture the essential stupidity that exists in Arc-V and make fun of it very nicely.
I want to see more in the future. You have my support.
Keep up the good work!

HelixReactor
9th November 2015, 10:46 PM
Thank you so much! I really appreciate your kind comment; I'm glad you like these ^_^

HelixReactor
22nd November 2015, 05:08 AM
Oh hey, I didn't skip the one-parter plot episode for once!

And as it is a plot episode, expect a lot of stuff that has nothing to do with the plot.

I hope you'll enjoy the read ^_^

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Narrator: Previously, on Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-Vd’s:

Shun: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Crow: CAW CAW, CAW CAW!

Narrator: Now back to the episode.

(The episode starts with Sora running around in the Shiti)

Sora (To himself): Godammit Yuzu… Five minutes! I just leave you for five minutes, just to go claim back some of my stolen screentime, just so I can go throw up some expostion, and you still manage to vansih from the surface of the Earth again! … I just hope those Security people didn’t kidnap you.. I must say, they have some pretty impressive pieces of technology, like that bug coin thingie. I wonder why Academia doesn’t use this kind of fun stu-

Random Top: Pardon me, Sir..

Sora (Gets Startled): Argh! (Accidentally cardifies the random Top) … Oh, right, we have these.. Yeah, those are pretty neat too.. Now where were we..? Oh yeah, Yuzu.. If I was her, where would I be..? Probably back at Standard, trying to recover from the irreversible psychological trauma caused by a long exposure to this place, but where else would I be..? Oh, a television set! Those can be pretty convenient for plot advancement purposes! (notices Yuzu hanging with the Crow Kids in the Friendship Cup Stadium) … … You were being unconcious due to a traumatic brain injury five minutes ago! How the Shadow Realm did you do to go from being in a comatose state in an abandonned house to loofing around while being fully recovered in the completely opposite side of the town in a such a short amount of time?!! ...Y’know, I’m starting to understand why Yuya is getting so emotionally drained just by thinking about you… Speaking of Yuya, I wonder how he’s doing right now..?

(Meanwhile, in on of the Security HQ’s prison cells)

Yuya (To Himself): Well… I was hoping we could move on to the watered-down Dark Signers arc, but instead I’m stuck in this silly loop… But not for too long. All I have to do is… EGAOOOOOOO! ...Huh? I said: EGAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! … Why is nothing happening? Why can’t I trigger that Apeshit Mode? It’s like… It’s like someone permanently took my Egao away from me...! Who the hell stole my Egao?!!

(Meanwhile, Shun is being escorted to Trash Town)

Shun (Humming alongside the elevator music): I don’t know about you guys, but I’m feeling great today!

(Opening Sequence)

(Meanwhile, still in Trash Town)

Butthurt Shinji: No! I don’t wanna work here! I don’t wanna! I don’t wanna!

Gallager: It’s not like you had any choice, my boy. I’m not paying you -900 Yengars an hour for you to just complain about not wanting to work here.

Butthurt Shinji: Then what are you waiting for to fire me?

Gallager: I’m afraid I can’t… Well, I can always throw you in that incinerator over there, but then I’ll have ton of paperwork to fill. The only way for you to get out of this place is to have a Duel against everyone here, and to win in all of them.

Butthurt Shinji: But I don’t have my Deck with me; I left it on my D-Wheel. The tournament staff didn’t give to time to take it back.

Gallager: That, my boy, is not my problem.

Gongenzaka: None of us here got the take back his Deck or Duel Disk… except for that Duel Chaser over there, and he was dead when he got transported here.

Sawatari: But you can always make another deck using random cards that found themselves here. For some reason, I still don’t understand how Synchro Summoning works, so I guess I can give you this one.

(Sawatari hands over a copy of Tuning Magician)

Butthurt Shinji: *Nervous eye twitching*

Elevator: *Ding!*

Shun: Hey guys, did you miss me?

Sawatari: Is that…?

Gongenzaka: Kurosaki! What are you doing here?

Shun: Pretty much for the same reason as you. You know, just lost a Duel, and here I am, trapped here for the rest of the season.

Sawatari: You seem rather… joyful about it…

Gongenzaka: He must be in some sort of state of shock. Listen, Kurosaki, it’s fine if you lost. I know how skilled you are. You just stumbled across someone who happens to have a stronger plot armor than yours. These things happen, and noone has any control over them.

Shun: I can assure you that I’m doing well.

Sawatari: No you’re not! You’re smiling!

Gongenzaka: Legends say that everytime Kurosaki Shun smiles, a canari dies…

Gallager: This might be very problematic, then… I’ve heard there were still some of those infected birds lurking around the place..

(Meanwhile, at the surface)

Melissa: It’s a such a wonderful day today, even though, among other things, it started by one innocent little girl under our responsabily - whatever that means - getting brutally assaulted by some creep. Poor Yuzu… It is truly regrettable that you are still missing. If only you could give us any sign you are alive and doing well… Anyway, people of the Shiti! Are you ready for the next du-oh, what is this?

(A dead canari drops from the sky and hits Melissa in the face)

(Explosion)

(Meanwhile, back at Trash Town)

Sawatari: I’m gonna ask you one more time, Kurosaki: Are you sure that you are perfectly fine with yout loss today?

Shun: I’m telling you: I’m doing absolutely great!

Sawatari: This can’t be right! This can’t be right at all! I even made myself a friend.

Gallager: Look, Shun, my boy, usually, I need you to complete a few ordeals before I can let you leave this place, but you are a dear friend of mine, and you clearly have went through a tragic turn of events. So I’m gonna close my eyes on this one and let you go immediately. Just… Just promise me you’ll never smile ever again!

Shun: Nah, I’m good. Besides, I’ve heard there some sub-plot going on here, so I thought I could take it on and finally make it advance.

Sawatari: I can confirm… He’s dead from the inside…

Gongenzaka: QUICK! SOMEONE MAKE HIM MISERABLE AGAIN!

(Meanwhille, back at the Stadium)

Frank: Alright folks, time to go back home.

Yuzu: Aww.. Already? But I want to watch the remaining duels of the day…

Frank: I guess we could’ve stayed a bit longer, if it wasn’t for Tanner doing that stunt. So we better take our leave now so we can escape the Security people.

Security Guy #1: Did someone say, “escape the Security people”?

Frank: Yes, what about it?

Security Guy #1: ...Such an insolent child. Is this how your parents taught you how to behave towards adults?!

Frank: We.. kinda don’t have parents…

Amanda: Yeah. I remember you guys clearly. You have taken our parents from us with no valid reason, even by Synchro Dimension standards!

Security Guy #1: Is that so? ...Now that yoy mention it, I think I recognize you children. Yeah, I remember your parents. They were the most brutal people I have ever met in my carreer.

(Flashback transition)

(The Crow Kids’ parents casually walk in the Commons’ slums and pass by the Security Guys Duo)

Crow Kids’ father: Good morning, officers.

Security Guy #1: ARREST THEM AT ONCE!

Security Guy #2: Damn you, Commons!

(End of the flashback)

Security Guy #1: And now, we’ll make sure you won’t reach their level of lowless.

Amanda: Are you… are you going to send us to prison?

Security Guy #1: To prison? No. Strangely enough, we are not allowed to arrest underaged people. Unless President Roger says so. The words of President Roger are absolute. If we disobey them, our minds will be fried.

Amanda: Okay, good..

Security: What we can do, however, is sending you to a specialized labor camps, where children like you are forced to assemble Duel Disks from scratch all day long.

Yuzu: That’s just… cruel…

Security Guy #1: “Cruel”? What is that?

Yuzu: Brutal? Sadistic? Viscious?

Security Guy #1: I have no idea what any of those words are..

Yuzu: Not merciful?

Security Guy #1: Nope. Still completely clueless about what you’re talking about… You lowly Commons and your overly extended vocabulary… Have you been insulting me?!!

Security Guy #2: Damn you, Commons!

Yuzu: W-What? No!!

Tanner: You dogs of the Tops! You’ll never catch me alive! Come and save me, Falcon Guy! (Jumps over the bridge).... (Crash sound)....(D-Wheel impact sound)

Frank: …

Amanda: …

Yuzu: ...

Security Guy #1: …. Well that was unnecessarily brutal…

Yuzu: See? You do know that word!

Security Guy #1: Yeah, whatever… In any case, if we’re here today, it is because we have been ordered by President Roger to come and arrest you, Hiragi Yuzu.

Yuzu: What? I thought you came here to come and get the kids!

Security Guy #1: Please do not resist us.

Yuzu: You sure you don’t want to have the kids? Those two guys - and Tanner too, I suppose - in exchange of me. Sounds like fair deal, no?

Amanda: How… How dare you?!

Yuzu: Look, I’ve been receiving emotional trauma from extra-dimensional nonsense ever since Episode 7! From now on, I’ll do whatever I need to keep myself safe!

Security Guy #1: Please do not make us use force against you (Turns on his Duel Disk).

Yuzu: I’m afraid there’s no other alternative… Oh no! I don’t have a Duel Disk! And I’ve left my Deck in my D-Wheel…

Sora: Don’t worry Yuzu! I’m here to save you! (Ninjaly appears in front of Yuzu)

Yuzu: S-Sora?!

Sora (Breathing heavily): Don’t you make me… run around the entire country… ever again… I’m supposed to be... keeping... an eye on you... at all times…

Yuzu: Well maybe you just aren’t making your job properly!

Sora: … … Anyway, Here’s one of my spare Duel Disks, and you deck.

Yuzu: My cards! How did you get them? The last I remember was seeing my D-Wheel catching fire!

Sora: Don’t be silly Yuzu. Our cards are made of tungsten and not paper.

Yuzu: Oooh, right.

Sora: Well then, let us take down those guys now! And I know exactly what their weak point is: Entertainment! Now, appear, Destoy Mad Chimera, and make your most glorious dance to our audience.

(Violent flashbacks from Episode 56 suddenly pop up in the Officers’ minds)

Security Guy #1: No! Please! Have mercy!

Yuzu: See? You do know that word too!

Security Guy #1: S-Shut up! Quick! Let’s get out of here!

Security Guy #2: Damn you, Commons!

Sora: Oh? Going somewhere? But I want to keep a quick souvenir from you guys first. (Attempts to cardify the agents, but misses his hit, due to Yuzu distracting him)

Yuzu: Sora!

Sora: What?! Let me finish my job!

Yuzu: You can’t just cardify people here… Let me do it instead!

Sora: Uhm… Sure..

(Yuzu attempts to cardify the officers but misses her hit too and cardifies a Top in the audience instead)

Yuzu: Whoops! Sorry… Say, Sora, can I do this again?

Sora: As you want…

Yuzu: Mwahahahaha! Yes! Thank you! This is much more satisfying than the paper fan!

Tsukikage: Don’t worry Yuzu! I’m here to save you! (Ninjaly appears in front of Yuzu) Oh.. You’re already safe… And you’re here too…

Sora: Oh… Hi… I remember you… From the Battle Royale, right? I believe you were with your brother that day; how is he doing?

Tsukikage: He’s kinda dead thanks to you.

Sora: Oh… Uhm… Sorry about that…

Tsukikage: …

Sora: … … Well, this is awkward…

Yuzu: Look guys, can you forget about your grudges and guilt for 5 seconds and focus on your mission instead: Saving me?

Tsukikage: Very well… Mr. Reiji sent me the coordinates of a place in which, according to him, Roger’s men will never find us. I will be transporting you there.

Yuzu: But what if they do find us?

Tsukikage: According to Mr. Reiji, things will also be completely following his plans in that case too.

Yuzu: That doesn’t sound very reassuring…

Tsukikage: After that, I will need to go back to the Shiti’s undergrounds, where I’ll rescue the remaining Lancers and transport them to that same location.

Frank: What about Shinji?

Tsukikage: He can go see himself elsewhere.

Yuzu: Still… I wonder how’s everyone’s doing there at the moment..

(Meanwhile, back at Trash Town)

Gongenzaka: You’ve been stumbling across traitors after traitors!

Shun: But I did take them down whenever they revealed themselves.

Sawatari: Your entire world has been reduced to ashes!

Shun: Heh. I‘ve never liked the place anyway.

Gongenzaka: Everybody you care about is dead!

Shun: But at least I still have Ruri, even if she is trapped inside Academia, but I know she’ll be doing fine by herself until I come and save her.

Sawatari: Speaking of Ruri: Have you seen her Dub name yet?

(A few seconds later)

(Intense screaming making all the crows on the Shiti’s rooftops fly away and explode mid-air)

(End of the episode)

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
22nd November 2015, 05:44 AM
You know, when I saw the "QUICK! SOMEONE MAKE HIM MISERABLE AGAIN!", my mind turned to the "Heartland-- AAAH" running gag from the abridged series.

HelixReactor
22nd November 2015, 05:55 AM
Ah. I haven't thought of that >.<

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
22nd November 2015, 05:59 AM
Not a big deal; after all, it's just as good that you use your own takes on characters along with their memetic portrayals.

Pendulum
22nd November 2015, 11:25 AM
Those first Sora's thoughts just expose the inconsistencies of Arc-Vd's. Good job, Helix.


Sora: Don’t be silly Yuzu. Our cards are made of tungtene and not paper.
(I can't seem to find a translation to tungtene, so I think you meant tungsten, was it? If so: )
This makes a lot of sense. Remember Kaiba throwing his Blue-Eyes to those rare hunters? Yeah, it has to be tungsten.

As always, I enjoyed the script. Keep'em coming, Helix, keep'em coming.

HelixReactor
22nd November 2015, 02:06 PM
I'm glad you enjoyed the read ^_^

And yes, that was supposed to be tungsten. Fixing this now

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
22nd November 2015, 04:03 PM
"Hey... how's ninety millimeters of tungsten strike ya?"

Doubt anyone's gonna get that, but it's relevant nonetheless.

Icematoro
22nd November 2015, 05:26 PM
Sora: Don’t be silly Yuzu. Our cards are made of tungsten and not paper.

Suddenly, Kaiba's moves make a lot more sense.

Mystic TimeKeeper
22nd November 2015, 08:55 PM
Oh my... Yuzu entering the reject phase and carding people at random was totally awesome!!!

In other news, thanks to Sawatari Shun van Damme is back!!!

HelixReactor
22nd November 2015, 10:29 PM
Glad you like it ^_^

This was pretty much the first time I write Yuzu's character (up to this point, she only had a very limited number of lines), and I was unsure what primary traits should I be giving her. It guess she ended up being somewhat close to the Yuzu from the Abridged Series. In any case, I'm glad to see her character here is being appreciated ^_^


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Icematoro
23rd November 2015, 04:42 PM
Gotta admit, I didn't expect Psycho Yuzu to happen, like, at all lol

Pendulum
23rd November 2015, 07:31 PM
Well, she is a Fusion user, so...
No, I admit it was totally unexpected. More than unexpected, only comical.

HelixReactor
28th November 2015, 06:07 AM
Oh hey, I'm one day in advance this time! (ignoring the occasional weeks I skip o3o)

Episode 84 is here! I really wasn't sure what to talk about in this episode. I'm not even sure if this is supposed to be a two-parter or not. So.... Yeah, be careful: Weirdness ahoy!

And on that note, enjoy the read ^_^


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Narrator: Previously, on Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-Vd’s:

*Mad Chimera and Bloom Prima waltzing together*

Security Guy #1: … You know what? Screw this, I’m out of here…

Narrator: Now back to the episode.

(The episode starts in Frenchwin’s office. The latter is casually playing chess against himself, then suddenly gets a burst of anger, and throws away his board.)

Frenchwin: Curse you, me! You have won against me for the last time! I won’t be going easy on you anymore! … *Sigh* Sorry me, but the past period has been very stressful. My officers are being incompetent, my scientific team is being incompetent, and the Shiti might completely fall down under Academia’s attack due to my own incompetence… But at least, I’ve received tons of hate mail during this past couple of weeks from your ordinary Tumblr users, so I guess I’m somewhat doing things right. Besides, Sakaki Yuya is soon going to my friend; isn’t that exciting? ~~

Shitikype video call: Ring ring ring, ring ring ring! Phone Call, phone call! ♪

Frenchwin: Oh. It’s you. How are things progressing?

Security scientist: Yeah, sir… I don’t think I’ll even be able to complete Sergey’s operation tonight.

Frenchwin: Oh? Do you have a valid reason for that?

Security scientist: Well, I’ve started googling how open brain surgeries are supposed to take place, and it turns out the stuff is more complicated than I initially thought. Besides, it takes weeks for a patient to fully recover from such an operation.

Frenchwin: So it’s not just: open someone’s head, put a chip inside it, then close everything with duct tape?

Security scientist: No sir. That’s not how medecine works.

Frenchwin: Even if I fully believe in you and your team?

Security scientist: No sir. I’m afraid our card games logic cannot be applied in other productive matters.

Frenchwin: But you and your team have accomplished so many wonderful things in the past!

Security scientist: Did we? Do I even have a team? There’s only me and... this guy.

Akutsu (spinning around): MOOOOOOOOOOMENTUUUUUUUUUUM! ~~

Security scientist: I really don’t know why you hired him… He might be a brilliant scientist from wherever he comes from, but here, he’s just a nuisance.

Frenchwin: Well I still believe in your abilities, and I demand you to finish Sergey’s operation in… 19 minutes.

Security scientist: But sir! I really cannot do this!

Frenchwin: Very well, then… Sergey can wait. You can start taking care of Sakaki Yuya instead. This way, you’ll have more time to do it. Remember: It needs to be completed before his duel against Crow Hogan. The world needs to know how grandiose this duel will be.

Security scientist: Sure. Crow dueling a guy that was brainwashed by someone related to security… I’ve never seen that before… In any case, Sakaki Yuya is currently in a very unstable mood. I highly doubt I would be able to do anything with him at the moment.

Frenchwin: I’m getting tired of you finding excuses not to do your job... Just give him some sleeping medecines.. Or I don’t know, just throw him inside a wall like you did with Sergey.

Security scientist: But sir, Sergey’s body is strong enough to get smahed inside the wall, Sakaki Yuya will only get smahed by the well. Besides, a patient needs to be awake during an open brain surgery.

Frenchwin: Would you please stop refuting whatever I say? What are you? A doctor?

Security scientist: Yes! Yes I am!

Frenchwin: Well then guess who’s the boss here?! And the boss is telling you that Sakaki Yuya is just fine! He’s just going through the classic five stages of loss. Observe by yourself: There’s denial:

Yuya: I guess I’ll just wait here until Sam calls me so I can go prepare myself for the next duel.

Frenchwin: Anger:

Yuya (Enters Berserk Mode): You monsters! You’ll regret the day you decided to start tracking us Lancers down! Just wait until I get called for my next duel, and I will obliterate all of you!

Yuto: Yuya… Egao, bro..

Yuya: SHUT UP, YUTO!

Frenchwin: Bargaining:

Yuya (Exits Berserk Mode): Okay, calm down, Yuya. I’m sure Yuzu is doing just fine. She’s with Sora after all. And I shouldn’t be worrying about myself either. Security does need to let me go tomorrow. And in any case, the Council will surely notice my lack of presence and do something about it, right?

Frenchwin: Depression:

Yuya: I’m such a failure… Everything’s my fault… If only I stayed alongside Yuzu during the Battle Royale, none of this would’ve happened… Now she’s being tracked down by all sorts of ennemies. And the rest of my comrades are rotting inside all sorts of prisons too… My own soul is slowly rotting during every miserable day I’m spending in this disgusting world… If only Academia’s attack could come sooner so they can burn this place away and annihilate us with the rest of its nauseating population and free us from our torments…

Frenchwin: And finally: Acceptance

Yuya (Breathing deeply): There’s no point from getting all upset about this now. All we can do is trying to fix whatever happened in the past. I trust my friends will think of a way to get us out of this situation, and I should be doing the same too.

Frenchwin: There. All back to normal now. Now you can start preparing yourself for the ope-

Yuya: I guess I’ll just wait here until Sam calls me so I can go prepare myself for the next duel.

Frenchwin: Hmm?

Yuya (Enters Berserk Mode): You monsters! You’ll regret the day you decided to start tracking us Lancers down! Just wait until I get called for my next duel, and I will obliterate all of you!

Frenchwin: What is happening here?

Yuya: SHUT UP, YUTO!

Frenchwin: Huh.. I guess he is in a very unstable state, after all… So yeah, Doctor, please go back to treating Sergey. And remember, you only have 12 minutes left now. Bye!~~ (Ends the video call)

Security scientist: But sir...! *Sigh* Alright, fine, I’ll just rush out this brain surgery to bring this brutal colossal man into your full, unconditional control… So much for the Hippocratic Oath… Well at least I know this guy is already braindead, so I shouldn’t be worrying too much…

(Cue to a few moments later, with Sergey - still stuck inside his wall - running around in the Security building while making lewd noises. He then trips and falls unconcious on the ground)

(Opening sequece - Yes, this is one of those cases of the intro song starts playing halfway through the episode; don’t you love it when those occur?)

(Meanwhile, at the Hypocrisy Cup stadium)

Melissa: People of the Shiti! Good evening! It is I, Melissa Claire, and I’m soon gonna run out of these annoying one-liners! Our last duel for the day, and the last duel before the semi-finals will be between…. Serena!

Serena (To herself): Alright, Serena, don’t panic. Your very first full on-screen duel will soon begin. This was bound to happen some day. I know you’re also pretty excited about it, but remember: Outside from other people’s hallucinations, you are not allowed to express any other emotion outside from being angry; you don’t want the audience to bash you for being out of character!

Frenchwin: Aaah, isn’t she beautiful? I’m so gonna get new pictures of her for my private folder~~

Sergey:

Frenchwin: S-Sergey?! What are you doing here? Weren’t you being dead four floors above? And how did you manage to enter my office with that giant wall surrounding you?

Sergey: [Incomprehensible muttering]

Frenchwin: N-No I’m not a creepy stalker. You’re the creepy stalker!

Melissa: Aaaaaaand… Yugo! Huh, I wonder why neither of these guys have a family name…

Yugo ([I]To himself): I’ve heard that there was some plot that has been going on here lately, but who cares about that? I highly doubt it has anything to do with me anyway. For the time being, all I need to do is to win this duel, for both Rin and Yuzu… Remember, Yugo, you need to fully focus on your Duel, and don’t let yourself distracted by… Hold on a second, is that… Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!

Serena: Meow?

Yuya: YUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Yuzu: YUYAAAAAAAAAA!

Shun: RURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Reira: Tsukikage…

Tsukikage: HONOR!

Dennis: DENNIS!!!

Yugo: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin! I missed you so much! Where have you been?! Let me hug yo-

Serena: Don’t you dare approach me! (punches Yugo a few meters aways from his D-Wheel)

Yugo: But… Rin… You can’t just punch me… That’s against the rules…

Serena: I don’t care! Try to be friendly with me again, and what I’ll do to you will be much more physically and mentally scarring than just punching you. After all, this is my Shingo punching arm, and would like to only use it against him. Oh Shingo… Poor Shingo,,, I hope everything’s going well for you down there. You’ll see, I’ll punish the man that did this to you…. … Ugh… What am I talking about?! Focus, Serena, focus… Don’t let that ridiculous ending song mess up your mind.

Melissa: It seems that both our participants are feeling somewhat confused about some odd matters. Please concentrate on the duel you’re about to start. We have a schedule to respect, and the stadium must close soon in order to complete its reparations during the rest of the night. And remember: The Shiti is one; we’re all friends! Riding Duel: Acceleration!

Serena: I’ll take the first turn! And I’ll… Oh come on, I should really disable the “Do not shuffle Deck” option of my Duel Disk… I was getting hyped for my first full on-screen Duel, but it looks like it won’t be the case this time either… What to do now..? Ugh, you know how this works: something somthing Yuugo hatsudo, something something something something ruined fanservicy Fusion Summon pose due to me wearing my Riding Duel Suit, something something Moonlight Cat Cancer, end my turn.

Yugo: Hah! The power of scene cuts won’t help you this time! It’s my turn! And now, time for my late shameless commercial attempt: People of the Shiti! Buy my roids! They’re much better looking than the derpy vehicules they make in the Fusion Dimension!

Serena: Don’t you dare mock my homeworld!

Yugo: Oh? And what are you gonna do to me? Cardify me? Or perhaps you’re gonna hit me with this Shingo punching arm of yours?

Serena: Don’t you dare mock me either..!

Yugo: Pardon me, but I’m afraid I can’t hear you under all this guilt you’re feeling.

Serena: …

Yugo: Anyway, he’re my new card for you folks: Hi-Speedroid Kaitor-- err, Kaitopar---err, Kai...tou...rapp..azu..ru? Yep, that’s the one: Hi-Speedroid Kaitoparrazu… Oh, screw it, Hi-Speedroid Junk-looking Timegazer Magician Proxy! Huh, why do I also have a Timegazer Magician Synchro clone…? It might be due to back then, when that other me hacked into my mind… … You’re still here, right?

Yuya: Hum…. No?

Yugo: Please go away; you’ve already caused enough permanent brain damage.

Yuya: Nah, don’t worry; you’ve always been this simple-minded.

Yugo: Other me, please… You’re embarrassing me…

Yuya: But I don’t want to… I was feeling too alone in my cold cell..

Yuto: Egao?

Yuya: No, Yuto. You don’t count as company.

Yuto: Oh… :(

Yugo: ...Okay, fine, you can stay here. But only you, and noone else. Also, please stay away from any brain commands and don’t mess up with my emotions.

Yuto: Egao?

Yuya: You heard what the man said, Yuto. You stay in our cell and make sure noone is looking at my body moving on its own as if I was playing cardgames against myself.

Yuri: Hey.

Yuya: Psh! Go away! I don’t even know you yet!

Yugo: Yuya, only I am allowed to give orders inside my head.

Yuya: But you’re not going to let him set freely set fire in your place, no?

Yugo: Right, right. Here, I’ll take care of him. *Flushes Yuri away* Now, where was I…? Oh yeah, card games!

(A few turns later)

Serena: I don’t understand what’s happening!!

Yugo: Huh? What’s the matter?

Serena: My Deck! I keep drawing the exact same 8 cards! Writers, why do you hate me so much?!!

Yugo: Huh. Maybe you forgot your Duel Disk on “Boss Duel” Mode?

Serena: What’s a “Boss Duel”?

Yugo: It’s that silly game style where you basically fight the final boss of your series and their incredibly low number of cards in their Deck.

Serena: I don’t recall my series having a final boss..

Yugo: Well, you entire series was a big mess (death stares from Serena), but the final boss of your show was Darkness.

Serena: Never heard of him.

Yugo: From GX Season 4?

Serena: We have a Season 4?!! Professor, how many other things are you hiding from me?!! Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. I-

(And suddenly, a huge explosion)

Serena: W-What is happening?

Yugo: The Shiti… It’s on fire!

Yuya: So they have finally arrived.. Huh, took them long enough.

Yugo: How can so say this so calmly?! … Hold on, isn’t that…

Yuri: Hey.

Yugo: Look, dude, I’m sorry if I kicked you away earlier, but my mind can’t handle more than one other me at a times. Besides, you don’t look very friendly… Please go away… Please…? Don’t look at me like that…. Hold on, there are two Yu-bros next to a Yuzu. Fusion Rin, do you think your bracelet can do something about that?

Serena: Yes. Hold on a second.

Yugo: Please warp him away quickly…

Serena: Any second now, any second now….

(Intense bracelet glowing. And suddenly, pancakes)

Yugo: … Those don’t seem to be very helpful for the current situation…

Serena: Maybe. But they’re a delicious snack to have while watching the worlds crumble apart.

Yugo: Can I have some?

Serena: No way! Go get your own pancakes!

Yugo: Let’s start by trying to escape this psychopath first! Let’s make our way back to the stadium!

(Suddenly, another dimensional gate is opened, revealing Barret)

Barret: Serena-sama!

Serena: Oh, so you weren’t a one-shotty character after all…

Barret: Serena-sama! I’m glad I managed to find you before that Yu-Oh, nevermind, he’s already here… In any case, let’s immediately return to the Fusion Dimension!

Serena: No! I wanna stay here!

Barret: As a Fusionist, I’m certain that the sight of cities being wiped out is very invigorating. But we don’t have time for this now. The Professor is awaiting you, and he has great plans for you.

Serena: Great plans? Like what?

Barret: I don’t know… Having you grounded in your room… Then letting you escape… Only to catch you again? Y’know, the ordinary fun stuff.

Serena: …

Barret: Oh, come on! Please, Serena-sama! Show me a bit of enthusiasm!

Serena: …

Moonlight Purple Butterfly (Suddenly materializing herself): Yahooooooooo!

(End of the Episode?)

(Also, Melissa Claire dies.)

Icematoro
28th November 2015, 06:38 AM
Just when I thought Serena would finally not Meow~ She does!
Also impressed by the lack of periodistic violence, almost dissapointed!

HelixReactor
28th November 2015, 07:05 AM
Yeah, there was enough needless violence this time that I thought I could give that one character a rest >.< [/URL]

[URL="Yeah, I didn't know where to fit it in that nonsensical ending, but it needed to happen anyway, so I just placed it there.. >.>"] (Or did I?!)

Pendulum
28th November 2015, 02:40 PM
Frenchwin: I’m getting tired of you finding excuses not to do your job... Just give him some sleeping medecines.. Or I don’t know, just throw him inside a wall like you did with Sergey.

Security scientist: But sir, Sergey’s body is strong enough to get smahed inside the wall, Sakaki Yuya will only get smahed by the well. Besides, a patient needs to be awake during an open brain surgery.
You're good, Helix.

And "the classic five stages of loss" part is awesome. Super comical.


something somthing Yuugo hatsudo, something something something something ruined fanservicy Fusion Summon pose due to me wearing my Riding Duel Suit, something something Moonlight Cat Cancer, end my turn.
It pretty much sums up Serena's dueling style.


Oh, so you weren’t a one-shotty character after all…
I think the writers just forgot about him. But well, he appears in the current intro, so... I guess he'll start to have a "better" role now.


(Also, Melissa Claire dies.)
Nooooooo! She is the most mockable MC ever! She has to live.

Conclusion: Keep writing, Helix. It's a shame the episodes are only released weekly.

Pendulum
9th January 2016, 10:36 PM
Come on, Helix. Wipe out the dust of this thread!

HelixReactor
9th January 2016, 10:39 PM
*Removes pile of dust from the thread*

*Cough* *Cough* Welp, I'm back here. It's been a long while, hasn't it? But what can I say? Quality over quantity? Nah, I was just taking a long break >.>

For once, since the current episode isn't technically over yet, I'll kinda be breaking my rule by making the Episodes 87-88 script, which inevitably got (partially?) altered by the events of Episode 87, as it has already aired two weeks ago, so it's kinda hard to disregard them by now <.<

In any case, I hope you'll enjoy the read ^_^

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Narrator: Previously, on Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-Vd’s:

Serena: I’m under attack! Better prepare myself to play a card ga-

Security Guy #1: Too late! We use drugs now!

Serena: Wait, wha--

Security Guy #2: Damn you, Commons!

Security Guy #3: You are hereby under arrest!

Security Guy #1: …

Security Guy #2: …

Security Guy #1: … Who the hell are you?

Narrator: Back to the episode.

(The episode starts in Frenchwin’s office, where he is having a video phone call)

Frenchwin: So? Have you finally finished it? Sakaki Yuya’s brain surgery?

Security Scientist: Hum… Yes sir.. He should now be completely under your control… (To himself) Don’t look directly into his eyes.. Don’t look directly into his eyes..

Frenchwin: Perfect! See? It wasn’t that hard! How long did it take you to do it?

Security Scientist: Hum… About five..

Frenchwin: Five hours?! You sure took your time…

Security Scientist: Hum… Yes sir, five hours… (To himself) He mustn’t know that I just glued on Sakaki’s helmet one of those tiny electroshockers we use on our lab rats…

Frenchwin: Well, the important thing is that everything’s going according to our schedule. Thank you Doctor. Expect to have a raise this month.

Security Scientist: So I’m finally going to be paid for once?! Thank you, sir. That “accidental” mention that I was a Common in my personal folder prevented me from earning my salaries for the past few months.

Frenchwin: Yeah, it seems like that occasionally occurs to the people I do not like.. Well now, let’s prepare ourself to fool the Shiti once more!

Security Scientist: Yeah… Say, sir, are you really sure you want to do this?

Frenchwin: Hmm? What’s the matter now?

Security Scientist: I mean… Things might not end up turning the way you were expecting them to…

Frenchwin: Well, I have one extra week to think about the consequence, so I don’t care about those for now. But even then, don’t worry, Doctor, I am 100% confident that there will absolutely be no repercussions to our actions here.

(Meanwhile, on a boat somewhere around in the Shiti)

Yuri: Hey.

(Opening sequence)

(Meanwhile, in the Hyprocrisy Cup Stadium)

Melissa: People of the Shiti! Good evening once again! This is Melissa Claire, and if you thought you were going to escape my presence for the night, jokes on you! The Semi-Finals of the Fortune Cup will begin now, and will be commence with the epic battle between the Plot Armor and the Marketing one! Please welcome… Sakaki Yuya!

Common #1: Boooo! It’s the traitor again!

Common #2: You’ll pay for what you’ve done to Shinji! We all hate you!

Common #3: Hold on a second… Aren’t we an over-competitive society?

Common #2: Yeah. So what?

Common #3: Well, Sakaki Yuya did beat Shinji, therefore even if we don’t like Yuya, he is still unquestionably better than Shinji, So if there’s someone to hate here, it’s Shinji.

Common #2: Oh… Right… Hey guys! Let’s all hate Shinji instead now!

Melissa: Aaaand… Crow Hogan!

Crow (To himself): Good Nordic Gods, people… Can’t you make up your minds on a single idea..? ...Wait, I can’t either… Which reminds me that I need to apologize to Yuya. Also, I overall have a bad feeling about this Duel. So far, every time I have a Duel on-screen, my kids end up finding themselves in trouble. I wonder how deep they’ll be this time…

(Meanwhile, in Trash Town)

Frank: So, why are we staying here again?

Tsukikage: As I have already told you, I needed to hide you in a secure location.

Frank: Doesn’t seem very secure to me…

Amanda: Yeah, doesn’t Security have any sort of control over the Underground? Won’t they be looking for us here as well?

Tsukikage: Uhm… But…

Amanda: Also, weren’t you initially stuck here? Don’t you think they’ll be, at the very least, searching for clues for how you managed to escape?

Tsukikage: It… doesn’t matter. Again, this is part of Mr. Reiji’s plan!

Yuzu: I wonder how long it would take before anyone notices our presence he-

Gongenzaka: HEY! AREN’T THOSE YUZU AND TSUKIKAGE?!

Yuzu: Huh. Only half a minute. Good job, Tsukikage.

Tsukikage: D-Don’t worry about it.. It’s… It’s part of Mr. Reiji’s plan..

Yuzu: Well, at least it’s a friend who found us, and not a-

Underground Worker#1: Did someone mention the Ninja and Hiragi Yuzu being here?

Underground Worker#2: Quick! Someone call the Security!

Underground Worker#3: Don’t worry guys! They’re already here investigating the area.

Yuzu: ...Was that also part of your Mr.Reiji’s plan?

Tsukikage: Yes.. Yes it was..

Yuzu: Is there anything that is bound to happen that isn’t part of your Mr. Reiji’s plan?

Tsukikage: Well, see by yourself. (Turns on his Duel Disk and gives it to Yuzu after opening the Agenda App)

Yuzu: I see… Hey! Isn’t that…The plot?! So there’s someone out there that knows what the hell is going on here?! Huh.. Good to know, I suppose.. But the whole thing is… is…

Tsukikage: Disappointing?

Yuzu: Nah, I’ve seen worse. (Glares at Shun who arrived alongside the rest of the trapped Lancers, Tokumatsu, and that other guy - I can’t remember his name)

Shun: Uhm… Ruri?

Tsukikage: In any case, I need to back to the surface. According the Mr. Reiji’s plans, I need to go save Serena or something like that. Northing surprising, really. That lady can act as badass as she wants, but she can’t handle anything by herself properly. The one thing she’s capable of doing is escaping her problems, but she isn’t even that good at that.

Shun (Getting angry): ...What did you just say about Fusion Ruri?!

Tsukikage: The truth. Bye now. (Ninja’s away)

Yuzu: Well then, it seems like all my friends that got ejected from the Friendship cup are here. Hmm… Although I don’t recognize this guy with the purple and blue hair..

Butthurt Shinji: Oh, hi, my name’s Shi-

Yuzu: Oh well, I guess you’re not very important to the plot. Or maybe you aren’t important at all? Heh. Moving on anyway.

(Meanwhile, back at the surface)

Crow: Uhm… Hey Yuya..

Yuya (Coldly): Hi Crow.

Crow: Uhm… I just wanted to tell you I’m sorry.

Yuya: Apologies accepted.

Crow: I mean, I immediately started treating you as a Topsie Scum the moment Roger said so.

Yuya: …

Crow: And I hate Roger. So there really wasn’t any reason for me to believe what he said about you, because you’re my friend. Right?

Yuya: … …

Crow: Shinji too is my friend. In fact, he’s my best friend.

Yuya: … … …

Crow: So when Roger arrested him, I was ready to blame that on anyone else, and you happened to be an easy target at the time. But at least we’re on good terms again now, right?

Yuya: … … … ...

Crow: So let’s have a fun and fair Duel, okay? But please don’t your protag skillz on me, okay?

Yuya: … … … … …

Crow: Also, Dueling is a serious business, so please start showing off your Entertainment Dueling. And even if you do, I won’t take part in it.

Yuya: … … … … ... …

Crow: Heh. Imagine if I suddenly started having Entertainment Blackwings? What would my customers think of me? Hahaha!

Yuya: … … … … … … …

Crow: Besides, food is more important, right?

Yuya (Enters Berserk Mode): That’s it! I’ve heard enough! (Drives at full speed)

Melissa: Hey! Hold on! I haven’t given you the signal yet! The Shiti is one. We’re all f- (Crow follows Yuya) Ugh, why am I even trying..?

(Meanwhile, back at the Security Office)

Frenchwin: Glorious! It seems like the mind control chip is working perfectly! Good job, Doctor.

Security Scientist: But sir… I haven’t turned it on yet.. In fact, I’m not even sure I can turn it on since I didn’t place any batteries inside it.

Frenchwin: Don’t be too concerned about those tiny details. The chip is working, and that’s all that matters!

Security Scientist: If… If you say so..

Frenchwin: But you know what would’ve been fun? Having actual control over Sakaki Yuya’s actions, and not just making him get randomly angry. I mean, what’s the point of having someone with unlimited potential under your command, if the only command you have over him is making him upset? But again, those are just some tiny details for now, so let’s just appreciate the view for now.

Security Lady: Sir, we have received several reports about Yugo randomly screaming in the street.

Frenchwin: Good, good, Arrest him at once, and let me enjoy my sh-

Security Lady: Sir, we have also received several reports about some kid on a boat in the middle of the Shiti lake screaming his lungs out as well.

Frenchwin: Good to know, but I don’t care for now. Even if they’re being annoying, It’s just a kid; they won’t do any harm. Now, if you excuse me, I really want to watch this Duel. Look at it! How glorious is it, the ferocious power that lies dormant inside of Sakaki Yuya!! ... Huh. All this anger kinda reminds of that other guy… who happens to look a lot like Yuya… … … (Stays silent for a handful more minutes, trying to connect the dots)...Oh dear Super Fusion God, what have I done?!! Quick, Doctor, turn off the mind control immediately!!

Security Scientist: But sir.. It’s already turned off..

Frenchwin: I don’t care! Just make Sakaki Yuya calm down now!

Security Scientist: I’m telling you, sir, there is nothing I can do to stop this..

Frenchwin: Do you think your assistant can help you find a solution?

Akutsu (Spinning around himself): MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEENTUM~~!

Security Scientist: I don’t think he can, no..

Frenchwin: That’s is, then… We’re all doomed…

(Meanwhile, back at the Stadium)

Yuya: And now, by using the same repetitive combo as it pretty much is the only way for me to pull this, I Xyz Summon Odd-Eyes Rebellion Dragon! Now, Odd-Eyes Rebellion! Savagely drain away Crow’s Life!... And Life Points too, if you feel like it. But first, I want you to take care of this! (Points towards a helicopter)

Melissa: Hey, why is the dragon approaching us? H-Hey! Stay away from me; I’m not part of this Due-

(Explosion)

Crow: … I would get terrified by this view, but we’re pretty much used to it by now… More importantly, I need to calm down Yuya for real this time.. Perhaps I need to apologize to him a lot more?

???: Hey! You there!

Crow: W-What? Who is calling me? What is calling me? Could it be… the Mark of the Drago-no wait, I don’t have one of these here.. So, who’s calling me?

???: Hey! Over here!

(Sora appears at the top of the Stadium)

Sora: Hey! Listen to me! Yuya’s being under…

Crow: What?!

Sora: I said: Yuya’s being under the…

Crow: I can’t really hear what you’re saying from here, kid!!

Sora: Oh.. Right. Hmm.. What to do, then?.. Wait, I can try to.. (Waves Yuzu’s helmet) It’s a good thing I still had this on me..

Crow: A helmet? What does he mean by that? Could it be…? Hey, Kid! Are you telling me that Roger placed a mind control chip inside Yuya’s helmet?!

Sora: Huh. I didn’t expect him to get it that quickly.. Yes! That’s what I meant!

Crow: What?!

Sora: I said: Yes, that’s what I meant!

Crow: I still can't hear you, but you look pretty angry! ...Huh. It seems I guessed wrong. But then, what did he mean?... Hey, hold on a second! Yuya, have you been using the same helmet since the beginning of the Friendship Cup, even after that accident you had against Jack? No wonder you’re feeling so upset! Hold on buddy, I’ve got a spare helmet for you! Well, it used to be Shinji’s, but you can have it now.

Yuya: Don’t you dare approach me!

(Odd-Eyes Rebellion backstabs Crow with its long fangs)

Yuya (Exits Berserk Mode): Ah. Feeling much better now.

Crow: I’m dying…

Yuya: Serves you right, Crow. Well then, I guess I won the Duel. Hurray! Only one more Duel to go, then I’ll finally get to have my rematch against Jack! Speaking of Jack: Where is he? I’m not seeing him on his throne..

(Meanwhile, elsewhere)

Jack (Running away): Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope… Yusei, where are you?! This place is scary!! D’:

(Meanwhile, back in the Security Office)

Frenchwin: It’s alright, Jean-Michel. Don’t panic.. This experiment went wrong, but you can still fix it, right?

Security Lady: Sir, it seems that Akaba Reiji is approaching our officers stationned near the Stadium’s entrance.

Frenchwin: Ugh.. Just have Sergey take care of him..

Security Lady: Also, that screaming kid from earlier is quickly approaching our Headquarters. He looks rather upset.

Frenchwin (Sweating): Well… It’s fine… I can handle one kid alone… right?

Security Lady: Sir, I have also received reports regarding several reports regarding multiple troupes of teenagers wearing strange outfits suddenly appearing on multiple streets of the Shiti.

Frenchwin (Sweating even more): Them too already..? I can’t handle this plot… But maybe he can… Sakaki Yuya… If we can take control of him again… Maybe he will…(Frenchwin’s Duel Disk starts beeping) A new message? It’s from Yuya! What does it sa-(“You’re next.”) … … … (Bursts into tears)

(End of the Episode)

Pendulum
9th January 2016, 11:02 PM
Yes! I knew it! *another evil laugh* (I have to stop evil laughing...)
Finally!

There was a #3?!?!? Plot twist!


Don’t look directly into his eyes.. Don’t look directly into his eyes.. I had a good laugh at this.

Ok, I won't quote everything that makes me laugh. I'll try, at least.

How deep Crow's kids are: Trash Town. Good one, man.

Trash Town <-> Secure........

Mr. Reiji's plans: The plot. Of cooooourse!



that other guy - I can’t remember his name) Haaaahahahahahahah


Crow's apologies are hilarious!

Crow: Besides, food is more important, right? Oh my! These just closed it the best way possible!



It’s just a kid; they won’t do any harm. He never watched YU-GI-OH!, then.



Crow: A helmet? What does he mean by that? Could it be…? Hey, Kid! Are you telling me that Roger placed a mind control chip inside Yuya’s helmet?! Nice one, very nice one.


Yes! Yuya, kick Roger's ass!

Great script, as usual, Helix! Arc-V has a lot of incongruities and holes and you're able to find them and make the most out of them. Nice work! I want to see more!

Typos:

and if you thought you were you going to escape my presence
EDIT: Typo fixed.

HelixReactor
9th January 2016, 11:19 PM
Thanks Pendulum! Glad you liked it ^_^

Also fixed that typo :P

Pendulum
9th January 2016, 11:57 PM
Thanks Pendulum! Glad you liked it ^_^

Of course I did!
Thanks for sharing these with us, Helix!

Mystic TimeKeeper
10th January 2016, 12:29 PM
Damn, if I had to quote every part that I liked I should quote the whole post!

Good job as always.

HelixReactor
10th January 2016, 04:36 PM
Awww, thanks! :3
Glad you liked it ^_^

Icematoro
10th January 2016, 11:10 PM
Narrator: Previously, on Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-Vd’s:

Serena: I’m under attack! Better prepare myself to play a card ga-

Security Guy #1: Too late! We use drugs now!

Serena: Wait, wha--

Security Guy #2: Damn you, Commons!

Security Guy #3: Yeah, I really liked this part, great episode (or episodeS?) as always man!

Security Guy #1: …

Security Guy #2: …

Security Guy #1: … Who the hell are you?!

HelixReactor
11th January 2016, 01:25 AM
>.<

Ice, how did you acquire Dennis' powers to hi-jack the Plot? >.<

Icematoro
11th January 2016, 02:03 AM
>.<

Ice, how did you acquire Dennis' powers to hi-jack the Plot? >.<

It's a perk unlockable by reaching lvl 65 Banish I just got a job there...

HelixReactor
16th January 2016, 11:36 PM
Invasion Hype! There's no way I'm gonna miss that, even if I have little to no idea of how things should happen <.<

And in cases like these, things can go very weird here, so... You've been warned :P

In any case, as always, I hope you'll enjoy the read! ^_^

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Narrator: Previously, on Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-Vd’s.. Oh, who cares about what happened in the last episode? It’s Invasion Time!!

(The episode starts in Academia, at Leo’s office)

Academia Teacher: Professor, the Obelisk Force toupes are ready to warp into the Synchro Dimension, and are awaiting your commands.

Leo: Good, good. What’s the status of their Head?

Academia Teacher: I’m afraid he is still under medical attention, and will not be able to participate in the upcoming battles alongside his officers.

Leo: It’s fine. He’ll always be with them by spirit.. which is really creepy the more I think about it.

Academia Teacher: Indeed. But they should be able to do fine on their own, especially if they’ll be using our newest weapon.

Leo: ...Our newest weapon? What are you talking about?

Academia Teacher: I’m talking about the Mass Cardifiers you finished putting up recently, of course.

Leo: Oooh, those.. No, we can’t have the Obelisk Force use those. Take them back.

Academia Teacher: But why? Are they still unfinished? If they’re still in their testing phase, we can conveniently try them in the battlefield.

Leo: Oh, no no, they work perfectly fine. It’s just that… It feels too easy.

Academia Teacher: But, Professor! You’ve been working on these Mass Cardifiers for months! You can’t just give up on them now!

Leo: I just wanted to know if I can make any, then if I can mass produce them. Now that I know I can, I can move on to the next project.

Academia Teacher: I can understand that, but at least let use them! They’ll help us win this war much faster!

Leo: Look, we can either do this in a fun way, or we can be just as boring as my son, and have absolutely everything go exactly as we intend it to. Do you think I would be satisfied by us winning against the Synchro people when I am fully aware that we have such an immense advantage? No! Of course not! Yes, we need to win, but we also need to lower our level to theirs, otherwise, there’ll be no challenge! I mean, look at these guys! They can’t even work together without triggering a civil war in the process!

Academia Teacher: Uhm… Alright then… but, following your logic, we still do need a new weapon, no? If we use the exact same equipement as for the Xyz Dimension, wouldn’t it be boring too?

Leo: Hmm… That’s a good point. Very well, then. I think I have just the right tool to help us complete this mission in an adequate manner.

(Later, in the skies of the Shiti)

Obelisk Force #1: So, what is this new weapon we’ll be using?

Obelisk Force #2: ...This is it. The hang-gliders…

Obelisk Force #1: I know that. What I meant to say is: What’s so special about them, and how are they going to help us win?

Obelisk Force #2: ...Nothing at all, and they won’t… They’re really just hang-gliders…

(Opening sequence)

(Meanwhile, in Frenchwin’s office)

Frenchwin: Oh no, oh no, oh no… On one hand, Yuri’s coming to get me. On the other hand, Yuya is also going to get me. And finally, the from the skies, the Obelisk Force is going to get us all! What should I do? What should I do?! Argh… If only I had a bit more time to think…

(Flashback transition)

Security Lady: Sir, it is implied in Episode 88 that Yuzu and the Crow Kids have met Gongenzaka and eventually the rest of the Lancers in the underground.

Frenchwin: Yeah, so?

Security Lady: The problem is that I’m not seeing this scene anywhere. Sir, did we skip a plot episode?

Frenchwin: Oh, yes, I cancelled that one.

Security Lady: May I ask you why, Sir?

Frenchwin: I simply didn’t have enough screentime in it.

(End of the flashback)

Security Lady: Perhaps you were thinking of a way to get yourself out of this cluster of issues offscreen during that cancelled episode, Sir?

Frenchwin: Silence! Argh… If only I knew that my actions actually had consequences!

Security officer: Please calm down, Sir. Remember, we still have Sergey.

Frenchwin: Oh, right, that brainless guy! Yes please. Awaken Sergey at once!

Security officer: Yes, Sir!

(Sergey’s void expression changes into a menacing smile, then quickly turns into a grin, as if he was in pain, which then becomes a lewd smile)

Frenchwin: ...What’s the holdup? Come on, Sergey, stand up, and go take care of the Obelisk Force already! … Sergey? Are you listening to me?

Security officer: Sir, I think Sergey was sitting without moving at all in that uncomforable position, and he is now having muscle cramps and is unable to move.

Frenchwin: Do muscle cramps even work this way?! We don’t have time for this nonsense! If we don’t do anything, the Shiti.. no, MY Shiti will be tuned to waste! ...Well, on the good side, at least those annoying kids will also be caught in the crossfire.

(Meanwhile, somewhere in the Shiti)

Serena: So, *cough* *cough* where are we going now?

Tsukikage: As I told you, I’ll be hiding you in the Underground, where you’ll be safe from Roger’s men.

Serena: Still having a hard time processing how does that make any sense. Anyway, *cough* *cough* wasn’t the elevator leading there in the opposite direction?

Tsukikage: Yes, but according to Mr. Reiji’s plans, we need to follow a different route.

Reira (pointing towards the sky): Tsukikage!

Serena: So Reiji wants us to take care of these guys, huh? *cough* *cough*

Tsukikage: No he doesn’t. He just wants you to be in a safe location.

Serena: Very well, *cough* *cough* I’ll take you down, Obelisk Force!

Tsukikage: Don’t make them notice us, and let’s just get out of here! You’re not in a condition to Duel anyone!

Serena: Don’t worry about me, *cough* *cough* I’m in a perfect shape.

Tsukikage: No, Serena. You’re going to die soon.

Serena: … … Pardon me?

Tsukikage: You inhaled some nerve gas, remember? You do realize what that stuff does to your body, no?

Serena: ...Oh… Well, I don’t care. I’ll take down the Obelisk Force right now, and then *cough* *cough* the Professor will recognize my skills as a Duelist!

Tsukikage: So you still haven’t gotten over this...?

Serena: So what if I die in the process? *cough* *cough* That’ll teach the Professor not to disregard his valuable ressources!

Tsukikage: Quit being so stubborn and listen to me! If we don’t get you an antidote as soon as possible, you might not be able to fully recover from your poisoning! Purposefully letting yourself get hurt won’t solve anything! Please, even if you do not care about what might happen to you, take a moment to think about your entourage’s concerns about your well being!

Serena: … Whatever. Don’t talk to me as if you were my brother.

Tsukikage: … … … Bye now. (Ninja’s away)

(Meanwhile, somewhere else in the Shiti)

Yugo: Ugh… Where did that imposter go?! When I finally caught up to him, he suddenly jumped away from that boat, but I can’t recall in which direction he went.. Perhaps he drowned in that lake? I hope not - I still have a lot of questions to ask him… Oh! There he is!

Yuri: Hey.

Yugo: Yes, yes, hello. So… Why did you stop running away?

Yuri: ...Hey.

Yugo: Yes, you already said that. Don’t avoid my questions please. So, what brings you here? Are you here to kidnap Fusion Rin? Or are you also looking for Yuzu?

Yuri: … …

Yugo: What’s the matter? Are you feeling alright, buddy?

Yuri (Blushing): … … H-Hey.. (Runs away inside one of the Commons’ abandonned houses)

Yugo: ...Did I say something wrong?

???: Nevermind him, He has always been overly shy..

Yugo: Huh? Who said that?!

???: Usually, I’m the one to take care of all of his matters. But whenever I want to let him have some liberty, he immediately loses control over the situation..

Yugo: W-Who are you? Show yourself!

(Yuri comes out of the abandonned house. Starve Venom’s card is shining in his hand)

Starve Venom: It is I, Starve Venom Fusion Dragon! I have been taking control of this child for years, and… why are you not impressed by my ability?

Yugo: Heh. Duel Monsters possessing their owners doesn’t seems like it’s something uncommon where you come from.

Starve Venom: True that. But I’m the Dimensional Fusion Dragon, therefore I do it better. I’m also better than my other dimensional counterparts! While the other dragons are either being poor, forced to act like clowns, or trapped inside ZeXal, I, on the other hand, am master of my actions! While those silly dragons are only able to produce silly noises, I can speak human languages! Also, I have the highest Level/Rank among my siblings, because, you know, Fusion superiority!... Why are you still not impressed?!

Yugo: I just have other things on my mind for now. So you’re saying that Onion Me isn’t responsible for Rin’s kidnapping?

Starve Venom: Of course not! He suffers from Protag Syndrome - he won’t intentionally do any harm to anyone!

Yugo: Is that so? Then I’ll be beating you instead of him, then!

Starve Venom: Maybe. But for you to do that, you’ll have to duel both of us first!... Next week or so.

Yugo: Aww.. But I want to beat you now… :(

Starve Venom: Sorry kid. I may be capable of doing whatever I want, but I still have schedules to respect.

(Meanwhile, back at where Serena and Reira were, the latters have been found out by the Obelisk Force)

Reira: *Hyperventilating*

Obelisk Force #1: It’s no use to resist us. Serena-sama, please come with us. The Professor is waiting for you.

Obelisk Force #2: More importantly, you need immediate medical attention. Let us not waste any more time.

Serena: Never! I’d rather die than to be face to face with the Professor again! *cough* *cough* Not before he attests my skills in presence of a notary!

Obelisk Force #3: I’m certain he’ll do that when the time is right. But for now, he’s just as concerned as all of us about your health.

Obelisk Force #4: We understand that you see us as your enemies now. Try at least to think about this child who’s been trying to fruitlessly protect you.

Serena: *cough* *cough* I never asked for his help anyway..

Tsukikage (Ninja’s back): Pardon me for my absence. That was… unprofessional from my part. (Puts a small flask next to Serena) Here, if you feel like surviving, or proving whatever point you have in mind - I don't know; I stopped caring.. (Turns to Reira) Sorry for being away for so long. You’ve done a great job, Reira. Go take a rest; it’s my turn to protect you now. I promise you this will be over soon. (Turns to the Obelisk Force) I am Tsukikage of the Fuma Clan, and I’m in a terrible mood today, so fear for your lives! (A few turns later) Ugh... Maybe trying to take you down all by myself wasn’t a bright idea… Alright, Tsukikage, don’t panic.. This isn’t the first time you find yourself in such a deplorable situation. Just try to remember how you got out of it… Oh dear God, now I’m secretly hoping Shingo will help me out in-extremis… HONOOOOOOOOOOR! [LP 100 -> 0]

Obelisk Force #1: (Turns on his Duel Disk’s cardifier)

Reira: Tsukikage!

(Reira runs and violently tackles the Obelisk Force soldier. The latter falls downs on the ground. In the impact, his helmed is removed from his head, revealing his face.)

Tsukikage: What the--?!

Serena: That’s..!

Reira: Tsukikage!

Obelisk Force #1: Tsukikage? Don’t you call me by that name, Child, when I’m no other than… DENNIS!!

Obelisk Force #2: *Sigh* My, my.. Now that you know our secret, there is no point from keeping these.. (Removes his helmet) HI! I’M DENNIS TOO!

Tsukikage: What the hell is happening here?!

Obelisk Force #3: Let’s just say our Head wants to be everywhere. And he particularily appreciates our presence. So we use these helmets to hide our identity and conceal his spirit. For when we remove our helmets (Removes his helmet) WE BECOME DENNIS!!

Obelisk Force #4: And despite his affiliation to Academia, our Head only cares about his popularity and his personal entertainment. And so would we when we’re in that state.. HIS state. So now, please sit back and enjoy… (Removes his helmet) THE DENNIS GAMES!! :D

(End of the Episode)
(Also, Melissa Claire dies out of the sheer randomness of this ending.)

Pendulum
17th January 2016, 12:08 AM
And in cases like these, things can go very weird here, so... You've been warned
Surprise me!


Leo: I just wanted to know if I can make any, then if I can mass produce them. Now that I know I can, I can move on to the next project.
Typical.



Leo: Look, we can either do this in a fun way, or we can be just as boring as my son, and have absolutely everything go exactly as we intend it to.
Seriously, Reiji needs to change is cool attitude.



Do you think I would be satisfied by us winning against the Synchro people when I am fully aware that we have such an immense advantage? No! Of course not! Yes, we need to win, but we also need to lower our level to theirs, otherwise, there’ll be no challenge!
This is not in agreement with Yu-Gi-Oh!, the card game.



Security Lady: The problem is that I’m not seeing this scene anywhere. Sir, did we skip a plot episode?
Good! I thought it was just me.



It is I, Starve Venom Fusion Dragon!
This reminded me of It is I, LeClerc! (Does anyone know what I'm talking about?)


Dennisuuuuu!!!
What the hell!? How many Dennis are there!? This is hilarious. As if one wasn't enough clownery.


Who would have guessed? Another super comical script! And it didn't take long to be released. Keep it up like this, Helix!
Oh, but there was a big lack of "Damn you, commons!" around.



Typos:
(I think)
And finally, the from the skies, the Obelisk Force

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
17th January 2016, 01:04 AM
That was the most horrifying plot twist ever. Of all time.

Icematoro
17th January 2016, 06:37 PM
I'll have to remember never to wear a helmet in Fusion Dimmension...

HelixReactor
17th January 2016, 11:00 PM
I think that left a bit more impact than intented.. o.o


I'll have to remember never to wear a helmet in Fusion Dimmension...

Don't worry; the helmets aren't the problem - they're just a protection for the Obelisk Force people against themselves, and possibly also the rest of the world.

That said, however, who knows? Maybe the helmets are what triggered the OF's Dennification, and whoever puts one on once is cursed forever? :rolleyes:


Who would have guessed? Another super comical script! And it didn't take long to be released. Keep it up like this, Helix!
Oh, but there was a big lack of "Damn you, commons!" around.

Well, I think I have enough characters that are only capable of saying one unique line; I don't think I need to bring them all up everytime >.>

In any case, glad you liked it ^_^

Icematoro
18th January 2016, 12:05 AM
I think that left a bit more impact than intented.. o.o

Don't worry; the helmets aren't the problem - they're just a protection for the Obelisk Force people against themselves, and possibly also the rest of the world.

That said, however, who knows? Maybe the helmets are what triggered the OF's Dennification, and whoever puts one on once is cursed forever? :rolleyes:

Oh... Shit...

*Checks under helmet*

Damn...

HelixReactor
18th January 2016, 12:25 AM
Hmm? What sort of horrifying discovery did you make? :O

Icematoro
18th January 2016, 03:46 AM
Hmm? What sort of horrifying discovery did you make? :O

A new Beauty mark...

HelixReactor
18th January 2016, 11:36 PM
Fair enough - that is a pretty terrifying sight D:

Icematoro
19th January 2016, 12:38 AM
Fair enough - that is a pretty terrifying sight D:

I kinda want to summon clowns and have random burts of English...
And with that I'm done with this joke, enough shitposting for now
I Bypassed the x+D lock :eek:

Mystic TimeKeeper
31st January 2016, 11:11 AM
That was Brilliant!!!


Starve Venom: Sorry kid. I may be capable of doing whatever I want, but I still have schedules to respect.

Best part fom me, this was a real pearl.


(Reira runs and violently tackles the Obelisk Force soldier. The latter falls downs on the ground. In the impact, his helmed is removed from his head, revealing his face.)

Tsukikage: What the--?!

Serena: That’s..!

Reira: Tsukikage!

Obelisk Force #1: Tsukikage? Don’t you call me by that name, Child, when I’m no other than… DENNIS!!

Foolish me that I thought they were just recycling voices with that Obelisk Force mook.

HelixReactor
20th February 2016, 04:59 PM
[Dust wiping intensifies]

Welp, the current Jack vs Sergey Duel episodes are already going on, so there's no reason to make a script out of that.

Besides, I wanted to try something different for once.

So, for today: Introducing your new least favorite newspaper!

Nope, this won't replace the scripts.
I hope you'll enjoy the read ^_^

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http://i.imgur.com/YNYfygC.png


Special Edition #1


Our Shiti in peril?

In the lapse of a couple of days, the social tensions in the Shiti have risen exponentially. After decades of being treated like the piece of trash they are, the Commons, which represent 99% of the population, have finally cast aside their differences (read: whether or not Jack Atlus is their Hero), and united their forces in order to put an end to the apparently tyrannical reign of the Tops.

“All human beings are born free and equal in diginity and rights.”, explains the Commons’ rebellion’s self-proclaimed leader, Shinji Webber, appearing to be quoting some foreign text, “Except we are much higher in effective than the Tops, therefore we must be more equal than them. I am certain my Common brothers feel the same way.”

“I’ve just been told there will be free snacks.”, says another Common.

“I was just feeling a bit bored.”, adds another Common, “And when Shinji suggested this fun community activity, I couldn’t miss the chance. I am very grateful to him for doing so. We still all hate him, though.”

“What am I even doing here?”, wonders a Top child that just happened to be in the middle of Commons’ slums during these events; he refuses to tell us the reason of his presence here.

Despite the increasing violence of the Commons’ rebellion, and the complete absence of Security officers in the affected areas, the people of the Tops do not seem to be particularily concerned about their safety.

“They’ll eventually get bored.”, claims an old Top, “Youth these days aren’t very patient, and want things to proceed as fast as their Duels. Trust me when I tell you that, by the end of the day, everything will be back to normal.”

“This is going to be so much fun!”. says vividly a Top lady, “Last time they tried this [10 years ago], the Friendship Cup were announced, and Commons voluntarily took part in it, not knowing that they’ll be throwing themselves into an even lower class!”

“Indeed.”, adds her husband, “whenever there is a riot, a new tournament is opened for us to enjoy. Thaaaat’s politics!”

Rumors have already started regarding a “World Relationship Grand Prix”, but the Council has yet to communicate any information about any upcoming Duel Monsters competition. The Council has also yet to give any word regarding the current events. In the meantime, it seems that the president of Security, Jean-Michel Roger, has taken control over the situation, by turning on the public TV screens and setting them on the Card Game Channel. The Commons are contented for now - truly entertainment is a powerful weapon.

“Heh. I guess we can take a little break for now...”, says Webber in a very frustrated tone after noticing that his fellow rebels have suddenly lost all will to rebel, “Even if things don’t turn out the way we expect them to at first, we will be victorious anyway.”

We asked Webber about how will he be planning for things to work out assuming he will be will be winning his fight, but he refused to answer.


A great danger above us?

Soon before the beginning of the Commons’ rebellion, several conspiracy theories have emerged regarding the Shiti possibly being under attack by forces from another world. Many of them refer to the Friendship Cup’s gliders performance this evening, pretending that those were in fact soldiers from a different dimension, but perhaps the most convincing one is the one claiming that the strange lights in the sky this evening were the world being ripped apart. This was however quickly denied by the National Aeronautics and Shiti Administration’s research teams, saying that those lights were simply coming from an unexpected aurora borealis.

Another very popular theory is about Sergey Volkov’s newest Deck, that is Earthbound-themed. There is a lot of superstition regarding the Earthbound cards, which are said to be evil god cards. Although President Roger refuses to admit it, it is well known that Volkov has been recently working for Security as Roger’s right hand. Therefore, conspiracy theorists have started to wonder if both characters were secretly Dark Signers, or at least closely affiliated to them.

We wanted to know more about this subject. Unfortunately, there are no more self-proclaimed Dark Signers to be consulted, and there probably won’t be any for the next 4994 years or so. We therefore decided to take advice from another well known cult: Yliashiti.

Although its members persist to claim that their organization is simply coming from the future, there’s no mistaking that Yliashiti is nothing more than a sect with an odd purpose: Erasing Synchro Monsters from the world. They have yet however to take any action.

“As we’ve been telling you over and over for the past few years,”,states their leader, Jose, “We don’t want to have anything to do with your people. We’ll allow your world to be destroyed by the Synchro Monsters, but I’m fairly certain that your own rot will fullfill that in a much faster rate. Trust me, we would love to help you, but not even Infinity can comprehend you. And now, all we want to do is to travel away from this place. Like we’ve told you, we just wanted to return to our past, but we landed one alternate universe too far away, and now we’re trying to--”

We were interrupted by Jose’s collegue/brother/yonger self Placido, saying that some of their “Ghost Parts” were stolen. Furious, Jose ran away in a very fast speed, going in the direction of the Duel Stadium, and destroying the closed door of his HQ in the process.


All these matters can get quite troublesome, but as long as the Tops aren’t very directly concerned, there is no need to take any action at all. This is our way - the “Synchro Dimension” way ■



Carly Nagishiti

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
20th February 2016, 07:52 PM
Carly Nagishiti
Sneaky little bastard.

Clever.

Icematoro
21st February 2016, 08:32 PM
A reporter that isn't Melissa?! Is that even possible?!!!!

HelixReactor
21st February 2016, 08:47 PM
Melissa is too busy being dead :P

In any case, any thoughts regarding this different not so scripty approach? :3

Again, this won't be a permanent thing.

Personally, I'd like to write a bit more this way, but it's important for me to know the general interest.


Now, for a bit of self-assessment:
I guess there's no need to repeat that it's not a common Commons script. If anything, it's just a slightly more sober version of it. It doesn't fill 7 to 10 pages of a Google Document, but quantity-wise, I'm satisfied by this first attempt, and if I happen to make more of these, I think I'll be setting these current results as my standard value. Quality-wise.. I'm not sure if I can be the judge of that. Overall, the writing style may still be a bit too dialogue-ish for what the text is supposed to be (a newspaper article). It doesn't personally bother me, but still, it's something that may need to be reconsidered.

Icematoro
22nd February 2016, 01:50 AM
The style really works as filler, you didn't Risk ruining the Sergey vs Jack result by playing around the rest, and it has enough jokes to keep it from being tedious.

As a permanent thing, I don't know if it fits, but as a transition, I'd say it's perfect... Now, we're getting close to the XYZ Arc D=

Mystic TimeKeeper
24th February 2016, 11:23 AM
The "Shiti" Times reads way too close to the "Shitty" Times, was the pun intentional?

Anyway, these scripts are a real gold mine of jokes, keep up the good work!

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
24th February 2016, 03:41 PM
The "Shiti" Times reads way too close to the "Shitty" Times, was the pun intentional?


It always is.

HelixReactor
25th March 2016, 06:54 PM
*Cough cough* *cough cough*

Good gravy, there's so much dust in here >.<

But I can't vacuum it all in one shot this time; after all, Yuya vs Jack is still going on (thanks, ping pong...). So instead, here's a Special Edition o3o

In any case, I hope you'll enjoy the read ^_^


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http://i.imgur.com/YNYfygC.png


Special Edition #2


An everlasting crisis, furthermore extended by table tennis games

It has been over a real world month now since the riot of the Commons has begun. The latters’ progress in taking over the Shiti is getting undeniably noticeable, and so does the destruction they’re spreading across their path.

“I promise we’ll fix all of this when this is over.”, excitedly claims a Common while smashing his own house’s windows. “We’ll have the best workmen rebuild our Shiti anew, and this time, us Commons won’t have to do a thing!”

After explaining to him that the best - if not only - available workmen are part of the Commons, he immediately ceased his actions, as if he was in a state of shock. Not that we can blame him; Commons aren’t known to be very smart, after all.

“You think very lowly of us”, screams at us the self-proclaimed leader of this riot, Shinji “Will I still be relevant next arc?” Weber, “Will you please stop bothering us with your questions, and let us do our noble mission in peace?” (he does not seem to comprehend that we are trying to doing our job) “I didn’t want to hurt you, but if you’ll keep annoying us, I will have to use brute fo-”

At that point, we decided to imppasively walk away from him, much to his distraught:

“No, wait! Please don’t go! I need attention!”

To the risk of repeating ourselves, the Commons aren’t very smart people. But to be fair, the Tops’ side doesn’t seem to be doing any better at the moment:

Immediately after the rebellion started, numerous Security officers have been deployed all across the Shiti, and were either agressively arresting every Common standing in their way as they usually do, or making human barriers to prevent the access to the most important infrastructures, but that were very easily bypassable by any airborne-themed Deck user.

But something felt odd about their behaviour, as they often suddenly leave their current posts to go secure other locations, regardless of how bad the situation is going in their former positions. Even more concerning: while (debatably efficiently) performing their duties, they have never boasted about their skills, which is very un-Security-like. As if they were truly being serious for once. But could it be something else?

Those doubts were only further increased when all of the officers all across the Shiti suddenly entered a state of frenzy and ran away. We managed to catch up with one of them, and asked them what was the matters:

“I was in the Underground, torturing a few prisoners that didn’t manage to escape the place”, he answered while heavily sweating, “but then… I was here, doing my job, suddenly realizing that I had responsabilities… It was terrifying!”

Although the Commons are glad that the Security aren’t blocking their way anymore, they can’t help but feeling uneasy about this:

“This was easy… too easy”, says a Common, “They had the most advanced Solid Vision in their hands, and they were still scared by sign posts. I wonder how they would’ve reacted if we wrote something other than “No” on these things. Oh well. At least, we can keep on walking now.”

“Yeah, about that...” interfered another Common, “Where are we going exactly?”

“I dunno. The Security Office, maybe? But we don’t know where that is. Let’s just ask Shinji.”

Unfortunately for them, “Will I still be relevant next arc?” was too busy being butthurt to answer their question.

As the mystery of the suddenly coward policemen was still unresolved, we decided to redirect our questions to the Security director himself, Jean-Michel Roger. We managed to contact him via a video conference:

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THEY LEFT?!! WHY CAN’T I KEEP ANYTHING UNDER MY CONTROL?! FIRST, SERGEY FAILS, AND THEN HE FAILS AGAIN, AND THEN HE FAILS…. AGAIN! WHY WAS I EVEN TRUSTING THE GUY AFTER HIS FIRST FAILURE ANYWAY!! AND NOW… THIS?!!”

We asked him to calm down, but that only made him go even more out of control:

“WHAt dO yOU MEaN, YOU wANT To cAlM DOwN! I Am pERfEcTly fINE!”, he screamed while pouring himself a cup of coffee then drinking directly from hIs Thermoshiti, “yOu tHINK YOu cAN SAy wHaTEVEr yOU WAnt jUST BeCaUSe yOU’rE sAFe bEHINd yOuR SCrEeN aND YoUr InTeRnEt. WhY DOn’T YOu COmE TO MY OFfIcE AnD say THaT dIReCTlY TO MY fAcE? I ReFusE TO cOnTINUe thIs InTeRvIEW oThErwISE!! ”

Unfortunately, due to my own irrational fear of getting thrown off the highest floor of a building by a mysterious/crazy organization leader, we had to put an end to this discussion. We could however get in contact with his closest assistant, and we asked her if there was anything positive left to mention regarding this whole matter.

“Well… I guess I’m not just a script character now?”, she shrugged.

Later that day, Roger’s body was found lifeless. He was suffering from an occipital hemorrhage. According to the autopsy, he was also suffering from a severely intense arterial hypertension, a few hours prior to his death.

In the meantime, a foreign organization known as the Lancers, with the help of its own materialized sentient Duel Monsters, seems to have taken over the positions of the missing Security officers in order to restrain the Commons.

“The one time I am relevant in this arc, I end up blocking people while I’m in Attack Position!”, grumbles the Superheavy Samurai Big Ben-K.

“Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo”, adds the Superheavy Samurai Horaga-E while floating in the air.

“Nevermind him”, says one of the Lancers, Gongenzaka Noboru, “He thinks he’s helping.”

“I’m not sure any of us actually is helping right now”, retorts Sawatari Shingo, “We aren’t even in a straight line!”

“Too Late! I won’t move from my spot now!”

The Lancer’s contribution may or may not be useful, but for the time being, the most efficient way to deal with this riot is Jack Atlus’ Red Dragon Archfiends’ unintentional triggering of volcanic-like eruptions in the streets, burning alive an important number of protesters.

On my part, I personally think that the situation here is near hopeless. And even if things do end up turning for the better, my interest in this place is lost. I want to move out, to another country, or even better, to another world ■


Carly Nagishiti

Pendulum
25th March 2016, 08:08 PM
“No, wait! Please don’t go! I need attention!”
I can imagine Shinji saying this.


"As if they were truly being serious for once."
The incongruities of this show... Seriously.



"the most efficient way to deal with this riot is Jack Atlus’ Red Dragon Archfiends’ unintentional triggering of volcanic-like eruptions in the streets, burning alive an important number of protesters."
Yeah... How can this ever work?...

I can't help but to read this with a smile on my face, only stopped by frequent laughs.
So comical, Helix, as usual hahahah!
Will we have another Special Edition next time? I like this journal-themed script.
Surprise us!

Icematoro
25th March 2016, 08:49 PM
Meanwhile, somewhere with Grass.
http://puu.sh/nTOWS/f778bf91d7.jpg

Mystic TimeKeeper
25th March 2016, 09:36 PM
About damn time we got another one of these...


“I was in the Underground, torturing a few prisoners that didn’t manage to escape the place”, he answered while heavily sweating, “but then… I was here, doing my job, suddenly realizing that I had responsabilities… It was terrifying!”

Damn it, this was way too fun! Brilliant!

HelixReactor
25th March 2016, 11:09 PM
About damn time we got another one of these...



Damn it, this was way too fun! Brilliant!

But... The forums were shut down for a good while >.<

Either that, or I was too busy.

Or lazy.

Or both.

Or all of the above o3o


Meanwhile, somewhere with Grass.
http://puu.sh/nTOWS/f778bf91d7.jpg

Synchro Dimension/10. Not enough Egao.


I can imagine Shinji saying this.


The incongruities of this show... Seriously.



Yeah... How can this ever work?...

I can't help but to read this with a smile on my face, only stopped by frequent laughs.
So comical, Helix, as usual hahahah!
Will we have another Special Edition next time? I like this journal-themed script.
Surprise us!

Next time (so probably next week) will be an actual Commons script.

I like this journalist approach as well, and if everyone's alright with it, it shall become a regular side thing, but it won't overshadow the classic Damning.

In any case, I'm glad you guys liked it! ^_^

Pendulum
25th March 2016, 11:25 PM
Next time (so probably next week) will be an actual Commons script.
Nooooo! It's not a surprise anymore, now!


I like this journalist approach as well, and if everyone's alright with it, it shall become a regular side thing, but it won't overshadow the classic Damning.
Yeah, do both of them. More, and more regularly, I approve.

Icematoro
26th March 2016, 02:44 AM
Oh Damn, Sorry...
http://puu.sh/nUaTP/3771bc3f73.jpg
Seems pretty alright for a guy that just got piped by commons.

HelixReactor
26th March 2016, 03:39 AM
Nooooo! It's not a surprise anymore, now!

But... You asked me!

And it wasn't even a secret to begin with >.<


Oh Damn, Sorry...
http://puu.sh/nUaTP/3771bc3f73.jpg
Seems pretty alright for a guy that just got piped by commons.

Much better; now it gets a 5d's/10! (or d/2, if you prefer)

And Sergey is into getting piped, so it's all good ^_^

Icematoro
26th March 2016, 03:58 AM
And Sergey is into getting piped, so it's all good ^_^

So many thoughts are going through my mind right now... I'll watch Rocket Sergey Rekt Yuya again, brb!

Hope in the Interstice
26th March 2016, 04:08 AM
So many thoughts are going through my mind right now... I'll watch Rocket Sergey Rekt Yuya again, brb!
You feel... something. You are filled with DISGUST.

HelixReactor
26th March 2016, 04:25 AM
Wosh u MIND

Mystic TimeKeeper
26th March 2016, 02:44 PM
So, Heartland Journal for when?

Oh right, we ain't got Heartland anymore... forget I asked.

Icematoro
26th March 2016, 03:57 PM
So, Heartland Journal for when?

Oh right, we ain't got Heartland anymore... forget I asked.

Too Soon... Carly did say she'd like to go to a different dimension...

Pendulum
26th March 2016, 04:04 PM
Carly did say she'd like to go to a different dimension...

I sense foreshadowing.

HelixReactor
28th March 2016, 12:08 AM
Oh my, did I say next time will be next week? No no no, I most definitely meant today >.<

So yeah, I decided to make this next episode right now, for no particular reason. But let's say it'll compensate for my regular delays o3o

Here comes Episode 99! Obviously, there will be spoilers from today's episode, which may or may not be accurate since there are obviously no subs yet. In any case, you've been warned.

Hopefully, I didn't get too rusty; I hope you'll enjoy the read ^_^





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Narrator: Previously, on Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-Vd’s:

Melissa: This year’s Friendship Cup is now officially over!

Yuya: Yes! Finally, it’s about time we leave the Synchro Dimension and move on to something el-

Sora: Quick! Yuya! Run away! There’s still some plot left!

Yuya: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Explosions)

Narrator: Back to the episode.

(The episode starts in the Council’s airship)

White Taki: It might take us a little while before we reach the Security’s Headquarters. In the meantime, we need to think of a plan in order to sto--

Bordeaux: President!!

White Taki: *Sigh*... What is it, Bordeaux?

Bordeaux: President! We’re back! It’s been so long since last time we were featured in one of these!

White Taki: Right. Anyway, as I was saying, we need to--

Bordeaux: This is where I need to say something funny. Isn’t that right, President?

White Taki: ...Sure. Anywa--

Bordeaux: We also need to practice ourselves for the next episodes. Isn’t that right, President?

Gray: Actually, there won’t be any next episodes for us.

Bordeaux: ...What? Why?

Gael: Indeed. After all, our arc is coming to an end very soon.

Bordeaux: ...But I like our arc… There was absolutely nothing wrong with it… Isn’t that right, President?

White Taki: If you say so.

Bordeaux: And the audience… They love us! They do, right, President?... President…?

White Taki: ...

Azul: Besides, we are no longer authority figures. We did abolish our government, like, five minutes ago.

Yuya: Speaking of that, was it really a good idea to do that?

Azul: What do you mean? Isn’t that what you wanted? Isn’t that what all of you wanted?

Yuya: Actually, I just wanted the Tops and Commons to be equal in rights. And I thought your whole organization was made in complete secrecy. You could’ve just emitted a report stating that there there are no longer any differences between the two classes, and keep your posts, and everybody’s happy.

Azul: Oh… We should’ve probably thought about this matter a bit more seriously...

White Taki: Don’t worry much about that. I’m sure the people of the Shiti have learned their lesson. See by yourself how happy they are right now.

(They all look from their windows; everything’s on fire)

Yuya: I don’t feel like they’re being very happy right now…

White Taki: Maybe. But it did take those idiots five whole minutes before falling into chaos again. That's a new record for them.

Yuya: You should do something about this!

White Taki: Why? It’s not our job anymore.

Yuya: But you’re still helping me against Roger!

White Taki: We have a... personal grudge against that guy.

Azul: Outside from that, all we can do now is just blaming it on the next bunch of people that want to replace us.

Gael: I believe that politician/clown is becoming very popular lately?

Gray: That filthy instant noodles eater? His program is a joke! Building a fourth wall? Nonsense! Who is crazy enough to want one of these? And who’s going to pay for it anyway?

Azul: The Commo--Oh right, there aren’t any more of these…

Yuya: What about Jack? People see him as a hero. He’ll be a great leader!

Gael: Unfortunately, Jack Atlus is not in a condition to do anything at the moment?

Yuya: What? But he was doing just fine earlier! He was laughing and all!

Gray: Exactly. Our Jack Atlus never laughs; at most, he'll just smile. And the things he’ve seen very closely due to that Smile World of yours only aggravated furthermore his trauma.

Yuya: What do you mean? There’s nothing wrong with Smile World! Even Odd-Eyes didn’t go all googly like last time!

Gray: Actually, he did. It’s just that the audience’s subconscious filtered that imagery out of their brains.

Yuya: Oooh. Sorry about that, then.

White Taki: Now, now, don’t feel so bad about it. The Shiti’s class system may have been terminated, but it will take decades for the people to rethink their zealous competitive mentality. So, for the time being, everybody agrees that Jack got what he deserves for losing that duel. But enough digressing! Let’s get back to that plan to stop Roger!

Bordeaux: … I’m sad…

(Stupidly late opening sequence)

(Meanwhile, outside)

Crow: We can’t just stay here and keep celebrating while our friends are in danger! We must follow Yuya!

Butthurt Shinji: But I don’t wanna…

Crow: Shinji, this really isn’t the time to start acting lazy…

Butthurt Shinji: I’m not being lazy, Crow; I’m just taking a break! This riot I started took a lot of my energy. Let me enjoy this for a few minutes; I’ve worked so hard for it to happen!

Crow: No you didn’t! Right after starting your so called riot, you took a first break to watch TV, then you resumed for a few minutes, only to take a second break to watch TV again. Then your took a two-weeks long side-break to look for the remote because someone accidentally switched to the ping pong channel, an then you resumed your second break, and by the time you finished it, Yuya has pretty much already finished the riot in your stead!

Butthurt Shinji: Do you know how frustrating it is to have someone finish your job without them warning your first? I need some time to recover, okay…?

Crow: ...Fine, whatever.. Jack, will you come with me?

Jack: (Still laughing)

Crow: ...I should probably call an ambulance for you… But it’s a shame you have that irrational fear of being romantically involved with a journalist who suddenly becomes part of an evil cult when going to the hospital, but to each their own silly phobias, I suppose.. I guess I’ll just go alone, then. But where to go, exactly…?

Nininana: If I can be of any help, sir: If you want to go to the Security Headquarters, all you have to do is going all the way up that spiraling highway over there, then take the first on the right to reach a second spiraling highway, and take the third exit on the right on the fifth floor. But if someone starts a Riding Duel, you’ll have to immediately take the exit on the left that will appear, and go for the roller coaster highway, then take the first exit after the second infinity-shaped loop.

Crow: I… I’ll keep that in my mind, thank you… I’ll be off now. Wait for me, Yuya! I may lose my way three or four times, but I'll be there for you!

Nininana: Good luck, sir.. In the meantime, let’s keep partying, guys!

Security Guy #1: Sir! Our prisoner has escaped our vehicule!

Nininana: Dammit! I forgot we had another job to take care of!

Security Guy #2: (Crying)

Nininana: What’s with him?

Security Guy #1: His catchphrase became irrelevant. It might take him some time to recover, sir.

(Meanwhile, in the Security Office)

Broken Frenchwin: AkBa ReiJI!! sOoN YoU’ll TaStE ThE pOwEr OF tHe fUsIOn DiMenSIoN AnD ITS DeFAUlT aNCiENT GEAR DecK!!

Reiji: Oh, so you’re finally going for that one. Took you long enough.

Broken Frenchwin: WhaT dO YoU mEaN?

Reiji: Don’t you remember? We’ve been arguing about what kind of Deck you’ll be using against me for too long, so we had to cut it from the previous episode.

(Flashback transition)

Broken Frenchwin: AKABA REIJI! YOU HAVE SEEN THE POWER OF THE OUT OF CONTEXT EARTHBOUNDS! NOW, BEHOLD MY OWN VERSION OF THE MEKLORDS! AND THESE DON’T SIMPLY ABSORB SYNCHRO MONSTERS! AS YOU WILL SEE, MY THREE EMPERORS CAN RESPECTIVELY DRAIN THE POWER OF FUSION, SYNCHRO AND XYZ MONSTERS!

Reiji: Don’t you mean “Xyz”?

Broken Frenchwin: Huh? Yeah, that’s what I said..

Reiji: No, you said “XYZ”.

Broken Frenchwin: YEAH, BUT I PRONOUNCED IT CORRECTLY! I JUST DID SO LOUDLY!

Reiji: I see. Just make sure to make it clearer next time, please.

Broken Frenchwin: DOES THIS EVEN MATTER?!

Reiji: Yes. You see, you may confuse some people that may think you were reffering to something else. Also, you might accidentally offend proper Xyz users.

Broken Frenchwin: NOT EVEN THE PEOPLE OF THIS SHITI ARE THAT STUPID! AND WHO CARES ABOUT THE SENSITIVITY OF THAT SCUM MECHANIC?! THE POINT IS THAT, WITH THIS DECK, YOUR OWN EXTRA DECK WILL BE OBSOLETE!!

Reiji: What about Pendulum Monsters?

Broken Frenchwin: The what now?

Reiji: You have been seeing those for quite a while now. Surely you must have manufactured an additional card for this theme of yours in order to counter them, no?

Broken Frenchwin: I… hum.. ehh…. HOW ABOUT THIS CHESS-THEMED DECK! PRETTY FITTING OF MY PERSONALITY, IS IT NOT?! LOOK! IT EVEN HAS A KING CARD!

Reiji: Oh, my own Deck has many of those too!

Broken Frenchwin: YEAH, BUT… uhmm… SEE, IT EVEN HAS A QUEEN CARD! DOES YOUR DECK HAVE A QUEEN CARD?!!

Reiji: As a matter of fact, yes it doe--

D’arc (suddenly materializing herself): (Loud throat clearing)

Reiji: Okay, maybe it doesn’t have a queen…

Broken Frenchwin: HA! THAT ALONE MAKES MY DECK BETTER THAN YOURS!

Reiji: This doesn’t change the fact that I have more kings than you.

Broken Frenchwin: THAT… DOESN’T PROVE ANYTHING!

Reiji: Did I mention some of my kings have punny titles?

Broken Frenchwin: … … … OKAY, THAT’S ENOUGH! I’LL JUST USE THE BASIC ANCIENT GEARS DECK!

(End of the flashback)

Reiji: Glad to see that this Duel is at least going to start. I must say, however: Those Ancient Gears of yours look rather… futuristic.

Broken Frenchwin: tOo laTe! i’m NoT GoNNA CHanGe mY MiND AGaiN! I WIll DeSTRoY yOu WiTh ThE BuRniNG pOWeR oF tHE aNcIEnT GeARs!

Reiji: A burn Deck, huh? (long silence) As according to the plan. (A few second later) Welp, that was that. This was so unimpressive my scarf suddenly became affected by gravity… Man, I really wanted to see that Chess Deck…

Yuya: Reiji!

Reiji: Oh. There you are.

Yuya: Where’s Roger? And more importantly, where's Yuzu?!

Reiji: Well…

(A few moments later)

Reiji: And that’s what happened.

Yuya: I see… But you kinda skipped over both of my questions.

Reiji: I thought the answers for those were obvious enough. In any case, now that the remaining Lancers have caught up with us, we have no more time to waste. We will be departing to the Fusion Dimension at once! It’s a shame we couldn’t find any duelist in this world worthy of joining our cause.

Crow: But I’m here!

Reiji: Truly, such a shame…

Sora: Can I join you guys?

Reiji: Heh, sure. Tsukikage, I hope your injuries won’t hold you back.

Tsukikage: I’ll be fine, Mr. Reiji.

Yuya: Hey, weren’t you and Sora defeated by Roger? Why didn’t he cardify you?

Tsukikage: Well, he was about to do so, but right before the cardifying beam could hit us, I threw Hikage’s card on it. It saved our lives, but now Hikage’s card is trapped inside a card...

Yuya: Why didn’t Roger try again afterwards, then?

Sora: Heh, I guess he was just out of blank cardboard.

Yuya: And how did you survive the explosions?

Sora: Well, you see..

Reiji: Enough chit-chat, people. Prepare your teleportation cards. We’re going to Fusion immediate---wait, hold on… I haven’t finsihed my sidequests in Xyz yet! Okay guys, change of plans; we’ll make a quick detour in Heartland first!

Yuya: What?! But there’s nothing to do there!

Reiji: Maybe. But I still feel like we need to go there, for a reason or another.

Shun: Don’t be so upset, Yuya. It won’t be that bad… probably...

Reiji: Indeed. With Kurosaki as our guide, we’ll be safe there. I have also hired a mercenary that will be waiting for our arrival there. He will also update us on the current situation in Heartland. Don’t worry. Rei is a great person. With him with us, nothing wrong can possibly happen to us.

(End of the Episode)

(Up next: Yu-Gi-Oh! ZeArc)

(Note: the “A” is silent)

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
28th March 2016, 06:09 AM
I liked the little jab over the Xyz/XYZ pedantry, and that the "A" in "ZeArc" is silent. Well done. I'm more fond of this format than the Shiti times, to be frank.

Pendulum
28th March 2016, 10:06 AM
there will be spoilers from today's episode, which may or may not be accurate since there are obviously no subs yet. In any case, you've been warned.

I think I'm going to wait until I watch the episode. Arc-V is finally getting somewhere, so my interest is higher than usual.
This script came out surprisingly fast, Helix. Nice.

HelixReactor
28th March 2016, 08:36 PM
I liked the little jab over the Xyz/XYZ pedantry, and that the "A" in "ZeArc" is silent. Well done. I'm more fond of this format than the Shiti times, to be frank.

Fair enough. But worry not; Shiti Times will be at most just a minor side thing ^_^


I think I'm going to wait until I watch the episode. Arc-V is finally getting somewhere, so my interest is higher than usual.
This script came out surprisingly fast, Helix. Nice.

Yeah, it was probably not very wise from my part to post this before 98 is subbed. But it was ready, so might as well post it >.<

Pendulum
30th March 2016, 12:49 AM
Bordeaux: This is where I need to say something funny. Isn’t that right, President?
I just hate this guy so much...



Azul: What do you mean? Isn’t that what you wanted? Isn’t that what all of you wanted?
Anarchy for the win...



(They all look from their windows; everything’s on fire)
Hahahahahah! So well done.



Even Odd-Eyes didn’t go all googly like last time!
Fortunately! I was really afraid Tyrant would have some of those eyes. It would have been creepy.


That ping-pong-hate line...



Jack: (Still laughing)
Imagining this is hilarious. Smile world is a nitrous oxide releaser.



Security Guy #1: His catchphrase became irrelevant. It might take him some time to recover, sir.
Hahahah, indeed.



AnD ITS DeFAUlT aNCiENT GEAR DecK!!
I was so disappointed...



Broken Frenchwin: AKABA REIJI! YOU HAVE SEEN THE POWER OF THE OUT OF CONTEXT EARTHBOUNDS! NOW, BEHOLD MY OWN VERSION OF THE MEKLORDS! AND THESE DON’T SIMPLY ABSORB SYNCHRO MONSTERS! AS YOU WILL SEE, MY THREE EMPERORS CAN RESPECTIVELY DRAIN THE POWER OF FUSION, SYNCHRO AND XYZ MONSTERS!
So. Much. More interesting.



Reiji: Don’t you mean “Xyz”?
Broken Frenchwin: Huh? Yeah, that’s what I said..


Reiji: No, you said “XYZ”.
As a guy who likes to differentiate them (because they are different), I'm finding this very funny. Nice comical scene that only works on paper.



Broken Frenchwin: I… hum.. ehh…. HOW ABOUT THIS CHESS-THEMED DECK! PRETTY FITTING OF MY PERSONALITY, IS IT NOT?! LOOK! IT EVEN HAS A KING CARD!
Oh my! Hahahahah!
Chess Archefiends.



(Loud throat clearing)
Thought so.



(A few moments later)

Reiji: And that’s what happened.

Yuya: I see… But you kinda skipped over both of my questions.
First, I thought "Damn you!". But then I laughed.



Tsukikage: Well, he was about to do so, but right before the cardifying beam could hit us, I threw Hikage’s card on it. It saved our lives, but now Hikage’s card is trapped inside a card...
...Makes sense.



Sora: Heh, I guess he was just out of blank cardboard.
........Makes sense.



Rei is a great person. With him with us, nothing wrong can possibly happen to us.
You surprised me big time with that. Very well done.


ZeArc
...


Concluding: Super comical script!


Typos:
Crow: No you didn’t! Right after starting your so called riot, you took a first break to watch TV, then you resumed for a few minutes, only to take a second break to watch TV again. Then your took a two-weeks long side-break to look for the remote because someone accidentally switched to the ping pong channel, an then you resumed your second break, and by the time you finished it, Yuya has pretty much already finished the riot in your stead!

Icematoro
30th March 2016, 10:48 PM
I... I...
I will miss the council members... isn't that right, Helix?

HelixReactor
31st March 2016, 01:27 AM
I... I...
I will miss the council members... isn't that right, Helix?
Yes, yes =(
We all will, we all will...
Stay strong, buddy.


I just hate this guy so much...


How could you? :O
Bordeaux is such a lovable character to make fun of!
The same goes for Shinji.
And Sergey.
And Roger.
And Serena.
And Dennis.
etc, etc.

Icematoro
31st March 2016, 05:06 AM
Bordeaux is such a lovable character to make fun of!
The same goes for Shinji.
And Sergey.
And Roger.
And Serena.
And Dennis.
etc, etc.

And Yuya.
And Yuto.
And Yugo.
And Yuri... Not, because he's perfect *-*
And Shun.
And Otoko Gongenzaka.
And Lastest Neo Brand New Nuovo Sawatari-San-Senpai-Sama.
And Frenchwin.
And Pendulum.

Pendulum
31st March 2016, 09:51 AM
And Yuya.
And Yuto.
And Yugo.
And Yuri... Not, because he's perfect *-*
And Shun.
And Otoko Gongenzaka.
And Lastest Neo Brand New Nuovo Sawatari-San-Senpai-Sama.
And Frenchwin.
And Pendulum.

So now you engaged on a war with me in two fronts, is it? *slaps finger; column of smoke appears; is seen running super fast behind said column of smoke*

HelixReactor
7th April 2016, 04:50 AM
Welp, since the show offered us once more the wonderful gift that is that recap episode (clearly, the 100th episode of any show is not supposed to be something big), it's only natural that I do the same here.

As the title says, this recap will go from episodes 76 to 100. So if you haven't watched the last couples of episodes (spoiler alert: 100 is a recap), you may want to avoid this script for a bit longer, as it starts with a tiny spoiler from the new Opening. After that, there'll be enough nonsensical content before you reach episode 99.

Oddly enough, this recap of sorts turned out to be almost twice as longer as the ordinary lenght of my scripts - I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not o.o

In any case, I hope you'll enjoy the read ^_^





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Narrator: Born from the intense yet needless need to create a new gimmick: Rolling Duels! These new devices that you can attach to your shoes may not make you look as badass as when you’re riding dragons or futuristic motorcycles, but they still let you freely roll around in the streets. Of course, they are not equipped with an auto-pilot to let you properly focus on dueling, nor are the streets of the dimension creating them very suitable for their use anymore, but those are just mere details. But before we jump into into this new season, how about we first remind you about everything you already know!

(Recap Episode starts with Serena singing her favorite Arc-V Opening song, HANASE)

Reiji: I want you to help me fight off the Academia threat!

White Taki: Heh. We’re not feeling very concerned.

Reiji: Yeah, but what if they attack you next?

White Taki: Pretty much everybody in this town is waiting for the sweet release of death anyway.

Reiji: Maybe, but it’s still your responsability to at least pretend to fight off the menace. You do realize that there may be a Fusion mole in your ranks?

Azul: Did you in yours?

Reiji: I… Uhm… Well my plan says…

Azul: Enough of that.

Reiji: Yes, Ma’am…

White Taki: Don’t worry, Mr. Akaba. We are all aware that Mr. Roger is not from this world. But we are fairly certain he won’t attempt anything nasty.

(Explosions)

Frenchwin: Surprise! I’m from the Fusion Dimension!

White Taki: Yeah, we were just discussing that.

Gael: Still, why did you suddenly decide to attack us? We thought you were already very comfortable in your current position.

Frenchwin: I am, yes. But here’s the problem: I needed Dennis very, very badly.

Gray: Is that so? You know, you could’ve just asked for him from the very beginning. It was your job to interrogate him anyway.

Frenchwin: Oh… Right… Can we pretend this whole coup d’état never happened?

Azul: Nope.

Frenchwin: Aww…

Bordeaux: Don’t worry about it too much. We all make mistakes. Isn’t that right, President?

White Taki: Yes, yes :) Don’t look so sad, Mr. Roger, it’s not your first screw up, and it definitely won’t be the last.

Frenchwin: Thanks… That’s… very reassuring, I suppose. Well, I guess I have no choice but to resume my attempts to take over the world. Security, Surround them compeletely! Mwahahahaha! Soon, the Synchro Dimension will be mine! … You know, you all look so strangely passive about it…

Gray: We’re all very old people, and us people of the Shiti are already very slow thinkers by nature, which makes our reaction time even further delayed.

Azul: Besides, it’s pretty hard to take you seriously when you have one of your goons use a forbidden card against us.

Bordeaux: Also, you forgot to confiscate the Akabas’ Duel Disk. Isn’t that right, President?

White Taki: … Don’t you know when to shut up, Bordeaux…?

Frenchwin: Pardon me, what were you saying? Sorry, I had a bit of an Internet cut.. Well, no matter! I need to resume my plans to take over the world! Let’s start by… Continuing the Friendship Cup as if nothing happened! Let’s go!


***

Frenchwin: Yuzu vs Sergey, go!

Sergey:

Yuzu: Can you speak a bit louder, please? I have no idea what you’re saying.

Sergey: [Incomprehensible muttering]

Yuzu: Seriously, your russian japanenglish accent is hard to decipher… Oh, watch out! You’re gonna hit yourself!

Sergey ([I]gets injured): Oooooooooooh yeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss~~~

Yuzu: Nope. Nope. Nope. Screw this. I’m out of here! (crashes her D-Wheel and jumps from the Duel lanes)

Frenchwin: SERGEY YOU IDIOT! YOU’RE FIRED! One job! You had one job! Bringing back Hiragi Yuzu safely to me! Do you have anything to say for your defense?

Sergey:

Frenchwin: I instantly forgive you. You’re hired again, but don’t screw up again, okay?


***

Frenchwin: Yuya vs Shinji, go!

Yuya: YUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Shinji: Shut up and play card games against me!

Yuya: Don’t you see I’m currenly mourning the loss of my closest friend?

Shinji: I couldn’t care less about that. Will you hate me for acting this way?

Yuya: Of course I will!

Shinji: What about now?

Yuya: ...Yes?

Shinji: And now, what do you think of me?

Yuya: … Okay, that’s enough! I activate Monster Reborn to Special Summon Performapal Salutiger from my Graveyard! No, wait, I misscliked! I didn’t want to bring back Tuning Magician… Oh well, protag magic it is, then. Come, Enlightnment Paladin!

Frenchwin: Oooooooh~ (http://kennynwasad.tumblr.com/post/132062314148/jean-michel-roger-oooooooh)

Butthurt Shinji: But… But… That’s cheating! I hate you, Yuya! I’m gonna tell all the Commons you won against me! (whines away)

Yuya: Good. Now that that’s over, I’ll go back to my hotel room/cell to mope about my cruel fate.

Frenchwin: Oh Yuya~~ I want to be best friends with you~~~

Yuya: Nope. Nope. Nope. Screw this, I’m out of here! (drives away)

Frenchwin: See you later~~

Sora: Yuya, over here!

Yuya: Oh right, you’re here too.

Sora: Yeah, I was taking care of Dennis. I had him teach me one of his magic tricks.

(Cue to a set of magic show boxes completely smashed. A red fluid is leaking from under their debris.)

Sora: It went pretty well.

Yuya: If you say so. In any case, where’s Yuzu?

Sora: Huh? How should I know?

Yuya: But you showed me her helmet earlier. I thought you saved her!

Sora: No, I just wanted to tell you that I found her helmet. That’s it. But maybe, just maybe, I can help you find her. But for that, you’ll need to pay a terrible price.

Yuya: What is it? I’ll do anything to see Yuzu again!

Sora: You’ll have to bring Serena to me.

Yuya: Oh, that’s it? Sure.

Sora: Huh? How come you accepted so quickly?

Yuya: Heh, she might look exactly like Yuzu and all, but ultimately, she’s not Yuzu. Also she’s very toxic.

Frenchwin: How dare you say that to my queen?! Boys, get him!


***

Frenchwin: Shun vs Crow, go!

Crow: I hate you because I’m miserable!

Shun: I hate you more because I’m even more miserable than you!

Crow: Maybe, but I have birds!

Shun: Really? I also have birds!

Crow: Hey, how about we become best friends instead of having this silly Duel?

Shun: Sure!

Tanner: I’m falliiiiiiiiiiiiiing (Splats)

Shun: Huh. Someone’s gonna need to clean up this mess… (Looks over at the bridge) Oh, hey, Standard Ruri! Anyway, where were we? What do best friends do over here?

Crow: Oh, they usually backstab each other.

Shun: Huh?

Crow: And now you lost the Duel.

Shun: But…

Crow: And now you’ll go to labour camp.

Shun: Curse you, Crow! You’ll pay for this! I’ll make the Internet love me even more! Now where’s my boombox..?


***

Security officer: You’re under arrest!

Yuzu: But I haven’t done anything wrong!

Security officer: That’s how things work here.

Sora: Yuzu! I’ll save you!

(Some weirding out everybody to death later)

Yuzu: Thanks Sora. I will always see you as my best teacher.

Sora: Aww. Don’t say that.

Yuzu: But I really mean it!

Sora: I know, but if you say that, something tragic will happen to me very soon.

Yuzu: Not in this show!

Sora: Really? Then please keep praising me :3


***

Frenchwin: Serena vs Yugo, go!

Serena: We’ve just met for the first time and I already hate you!

Yugo: ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN! <3

Serena: Eeek! Back off! What are you doing? W-Why am I smiling and genuienly having fun?! Oh dear, what’ll happen next? Tell me that I actually have a soul?

Frenchwin: Oh no! My queen is going to lose! Quick! Increase the cheating!

Yugo: I can feel it. The level of hax on your side is too strong. This will assure my victory!

Frenchwin: Noooooooo! My queen! I unintentionally sent her to the garbage dump, just like I intentionally did back in episode 55! Don’t worry, my queen! I will save you! Bring on the nerve gas! It is the only way for a valiant king such as I to save his beloved significant other!

Security Lady: … You do realize that you can simply ask the tournament’s staff to hand you over the girl, right?


***

Frenchwin: Yuya vs Crow, go!

Yuya: Entertainment!

Crow: Entertainment!

Melissa: You guys sicken me. The Friendship Cup is apparently no longer about having fun, you know?

Yuya: Entertainment!

Crow: Food!... No, wait, I didn’t mean it! D:

Yuya: (Enters Berserk Mode)

Frenchwin: Yes! Show your true powers, Sakaki Yuya! Soon, you will be completely under my control thanks to this chip that makes you go completely out of control!

Sora ([I]Magically appearing on Crow’s D-Wheel): Quick! I know a way to calm down Yuya!

Crow: Huh? What is it?... Hey! How dare you disappear between shots?! Hmm… I guess the only way to calm down Yuya is to defeat him in this Duel; that usually works.

Yuya: Nice try, but I’m so angry that even if I’m about to lose, I win by default!

Crow: Noooo! I shouldn’t have used a Relay Soul-like effect!


***

Frenchwin: Oh dear God! The invasion!

Audience: Oh thank God! The invasion!


***

Obelisk Force #1: Dennis.

Obelisk Force #2: Dennis!

Obelisk Force #3: DENNIS!

Tsukikage: I’m slowly realizing how bad I am in this game. Last time, Shingo saved my life. I wonder how low things will be going this time.

Sora: No worries! I’m here!

Tsukikage: Oh that’s just great. It’s the guy that was killing my brother while I was busy being saved by Shingo…

Obelisk Forces (Spinning their Duel Disks): TRAITOR!


***

Butthurt Shinji: Alright guys, it seems like things on the surface are getting heated up. It’s time to escape from this place! Let’s show them how strong us Commons are!

Gongenzaka: What are you talking about? Shingo has already taken care of everything.

Butthurt Shinji: … …

Gongenzaka: Now let’s all get out of here! Come with me, Yuzu!

Yuzu: Oh noes! A bunch of overly excited Commons are blocking our path!

Gongenzaka: It’s alright, Yuzu. Just stand still where you are, and I will too. We’ll wait until things calm down a bit, and then you can join me.

Yuzu: Oh noes! I’m lost again! Quick, magic plot device! Tell me where to go!


***

Yuya: Reira! I’m here to save you! Oh, Serena, you’re here too. Good.

Barret: Not for much longer! You see, I am relevant again. But it’s alright. You don’t have to fight me, if you agree to let me take Serena.

Yuya: Will I get a Yuzu in exchange?

Barret: No, why?

Yuya: Then I refuse to hand over Serena, because she is already under contract!

Serena: I’m dying…

Yuya: Serena, please stop looking pretty under the moonlight, and give us back our animation budget; we kinda need it for our duels over here.

Yugo: Hi guys, I’m here too!

Yuri: Hey.

Starve Venom: By the way, I can talk.

Yugo: What? But how?

Starve Venom: Fusion Superiority.

Yugo: Hey! You’re Level 8!

Starve Venom: Again, Fusion Superiority.

Yugo: And your ATK isn’t following the protag rules!

Starve Venom: What part of “Fusion Superiority” do you fail to comprehend?

Melissa: The Shiti is one!

All the Yu-bros: So are we ♦_♦

Yuzu: Yuya! I’m here!

Yugo: Standard Rin! You’re alive! <3 (gets smashed away into the ceiling)

Starve Venom: Oh no, my C107 syndrome is kicking again!

Yuri: Hey!

Starve Venom: I know, Yuri; we’re all disappointed… (both him and Yuri also get smashed away into the ceiling)

Sergey (Smashes in from the ceiling):

Frenchwin: Indeed, Sergey. Show them the power of your new Deck. Only the best duelists often change the nature of their Decks. I’ve learned that from Shingo.

Barret: No! I’m just as useless as during last time! Don’t worry, Serena-sama, I’ll bring you with me next time.

Yuya: Welp, there she goes, just as useless as she came in. In any case, go, Odd-Eyes Rebellion Dragon, attack Earthbound Disciple Geo Kraken! … Oh no! I missclicked again! Egaooooooooooooooooo-oh noooooooooooooooooo! [LP 4000 -> 0] Well… At least I still have Yuzu…

Sergey ([I]Enters Jetpack Legs Mode, grabs Yuzu, and smashes away into the ceiling):


***

Frenchwin: Sergey vs Jack, go!

Melissa: Wait, where’s Yugo? Isn’t he supposed to be the one dueling Sergey? And wasn’t I supposed to be keeping an eye on him?

Frenchwin: Now, Sergey, show them the full extent of your power! Enter Pure Noble Bondage Mode!

Sergey: [Insane incomprehensible muttering]

???: Oh no you’re not!

(Cue Jose running wildly, and violently tackling Sergey away from the Duel lanes)

Jose: That’s for stealing our Ghost Parts!

Jack: Bruno!... Err, I mean, Sergey, noooooo!

Frenchwin: SERGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! ...Oh good, you’re still alive. For a moment, I thought that… Wait, why are those Commons approaching you? And why are they holding metallic bars in their hands? … Good grief, that went dark really fast…o.o


***

Butthurt Shinji: Our revolution has started, and nothing will stop us! Remember guys, if some security folks want to arrest us, challenge them to a Duel, and make sure you only summon a single monster. Bonus points if that single monster is a Tuner; under no circumstances must your monster lead to a Synchro play.

Broken Frenchwin: YOU IDIOTS! As If I’m going to let you precent me from taking over this world!

Yuya: Yuzu, use Take Down!

Yuzu: Yuzu Yuzu Yuzu Yuzu. YUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

(Yuzu violently tackles Frenchwin, whose occiput violently hits the edge of his chess table, rendering him unconscious)

Yuzu: Hey, that was fun! Let’s do it again, Frenchwin! … Frenchwin..?

Butthurt Shinji: We are being so easily defeated by Security, how come?!

Crow: *Sigh* There, there, I’m coming…

Butthurt Shinji: Crow, you’re back! Join us in our revolution!

Crow: I refuse to take part in this nonsense! I mean, have you seen your slogan? “Make the Shiti Topless again”? How can you expect anyone to take this seriously?

Jack: I can probably do something about the current riot thanks to my influence, but I’m still bored after that duel against Sergey. Now bring me Sakaki Yuya!


***

Broken Frenchwin: yUYa vS JaCk, gO!

Broken Frenchwin: nO, WaiT! I DoN’t wAnT tO WaTCH ThIS DuEL! SECURITY!

Yuya: Hey, why aren’t they getting the penalty?!

Jack: There no longer are intrusion penalties in Riding Duels. The Duel Disks’ sparks tended to get into the D-Wheels’ fuel tank, so we had to cancel that rule. But enough of that! Sakaki Yuya! I challenged to this Duel because you caught my interest, and you better prove to me that you truly are worth that--

Yuya: Smile World!

Jack: Uh… I think you misunderstood what I was trying to say…

Yuya: Pendulum Synchro!

Jack: Now we’re talking! It’s now my turn to show my true potential!

Crimson Dragon: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww [Translation: Hey guys! Can I have a meaningful appeareance in this show?]

Jack: No. Go away!

Crimson Dragon: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww [Translation: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww]

Nininana ([I]A plaster is covering his neck): Hey, kid! Even though you nearly got me killed, I’m rooting for you now! And so do the rest of the colleagues!

Duel Chaser 722: Hi! I’m Duel Chaser Nananini!

Duel Chaser 272: And I’m Duel Chaser Ninanani!

Duel Chaser 777: Hello! They call me Duel Chaser Nananananana! BATMAAAAAAAN!

Ushio: … I’m just here for my yearly cameo ...

Jack: As I was going to say… Sakaki Yuya! Don’t limit yourself to this new discovery of yours! As your hidden mentor, it is my duty to awake your real powers! Now, do it! Show me your true dueling!

Yuya: Smile World!

Jack: …

(Later)

Yuya: I can’t believe I actually won against you! It almost felt like you let me beat you for whatever reason!

Jack (Rolls eyes): D-Don’t think too much about it, and appreciate your victory. Congratulations! You are the new King!

Yuya: Yay!

White Taki: By the way, we just abolished our government, so your title means nothing.

Yuya: Aww…

Sora: Yuya! Quick! Roger wasn’t as much of a whimp as we thought he would be!

Yuya: I’m on my way!


***

Broken Frenchwin: Me vS rEIjI, gO!

Broken Frenchwin: Me vS rEIjI, gO!

Broken Frenchwin: Me vS rEIjI, gO!

Broken Frenchwin: Me vS rEIjI, gO!

Reiji: Please stop. As much as I love to see you suffer, just beating holograms of you is simply not satisfying. Besides, the whole thing is just pitiful...

Yuya: I’m finally here!

Jack and Crow: We’re here too!

Yuya: Hey! Why didn’t you propose to give me a ride if you were coming too?! I had to sit with those senile old folks!

Broken Frenchwin: It’s TImE To MAkE sOmE ReVelATIOnS! aKaBa rEIjI Is… THE sON oF ThE lEaDeR Of aCADEmIA, AkAbA lEo!

Yuya: So… What about those revelations?

Reiji: Huh? So you already knew about that?

Yuya: Yeah. It was pretty obvious. Also Serena told us.

Reiji: But… I told her to keep that a secret… Now I have waifu trust issues…

Broken Frenchwin: I… I… I… I’M OuT Of REvElATIonS! tHaT’S It, TheN! evERyBoDY DIeS! ZERO REVERSE! … … … wAIt, WhY Is nOTHInG hAppEnInG? wHy iSn’t tHe MOMENTUM eXPLODIng?!

Akutsu: That’s because the MOOOOOOOOOOOOMENTUUUUUUUM is not functionning. The Shiti is still running on the power originating from the Commons’ labour camps!

Broken Frenchwin: BuT THEn… WhaT dId I JuST PReSS ON?!!

(Wormhole appears, sucking Frenchwin into it)

Broken Frenchwin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE MR. HEARTLAND TREATMENT! (Vanishes)

Reiji: Let’s spare the audience the next scene and go straight to what is left to say for episode 100; I wouldn’t want to have them get heartbroken again.


***

Yuyu: So… This is Heartland…

Gongenzaka: A truly desolated place…

Sawatari: It’s a completely different view from the Shiti… Speaking of the Shiti, do you guys remember all the stuff we went through there?

(Recap flashbacks start (https://forums.ygorganization.com/showthread.php/162-quot-Damn-you-Commons!-quot-Helix-s-lair-for-Arc-V-parody-scripts?p=27557&viewfull=1#post27557))

(End of the Episode)

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
7th April 2016, 05:00 AM
I'm impressed at how you were able to abridge your already abridged content even further, and yet still manage to keep plenty of jokes in.

Icematoro
7th April 2016, 05:18 AM
“Make the Shiti Topless again”
Sounds like a reasonable proposition! Isn't that right, Helix? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Also, n (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii4vD5gEct8)Ice reference! Didn't expect that, caught me of guard and lost my coolness, YOU WIN THIS TIME, AKABA RE- umm, Helix

HelixReactor
7th April 2016, 03:34 PM
Glad you guys like it ^_^

Meanwhile, I fixed a few typos (but there are probably more crawling around...), and also added a small segment in the Yuya vs Jack part that I had written down on paper, yet I still managed to forget about it >.> Forgetting about Nininana during the recaps seems to have become a regular thing for me... <.<

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
7th April 2016, 04:26 PM
Nininana (A plaster is covering his neck): Hey, kid! Even though you nearly got me killed, I’m rooting for you now! And so do the rest of the collegues!


*colleagues

HelixReactor
7th April 2016, 05:01 PM
Gah! D:

There there, fixed ^_^"

Pendulum
7th April 2016, 08:46 PM
I guess I'll watch the mega episode first.

HelixReactor
8th April 2016, 01:23 AM
Sure sure ^_^

In the meantime, I added a couple of yet again forgotten lines in the Yuya vs Barett Duel ^_^"

Icematoro
8th April 2016, 05:02 AM
Serena wasting the budget? Well, at least she's not changing her outfit on each dimmension she bothers to go to... Yuzu looks pretty on costumes? Are we getting Yuzu Statues? What's the deal Konami?!

HelixReactor
8th April 2016, 03:56 PM
Now now, you wouldn't want to upset the people of Tumblr by criticizing their queen, wouldn't you?
I guess the same goes for Serena, but I couldn't care any less about her, so that's a risk I'm willing to take.
But if Ruri gets involved, chances are I'll be the one to get aggressive.
As for the Rin fans... What Rin fans?

Icematoro
8th April 2016, 04:33 PM
Tumblr Queen? Uhh... Who?
I actually like Rin... She's best Yuzu!

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
8th April 2016, 05:52 PM
Ruri > Serena.

At least in terms of design, personality and deck remain to be seen.

Hope in the Interstice
9th April 2016, 03:54 AM
I showed the folks some of the script and I only just saw the "Batman" Easter Egg then. Brilliantly placed. Probably the best way to use the joke.

HelixReactor
9th April 2016, 05:57 PM
I showed the folks some of the script and I only just saw the "Batman" Easter Egg then. Brilliantly placed. Probably the best way to use the joke.

Thanks! I'm glad you like it ^_^


Ruri > Serena.

At least in terms of design, personality and deck remain to be seen.

Indeed.

But still, Ruri is a Kurosaki, and even with the very little screentime she had, she has already proven her worth.

But yeah, better not have too high expectations for the time being, otherwise the disappointment might get very severe. Hey, just like Serena!
(Have I spread enough Serena hate yet? >.< )

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
9th April 2016, 06:59 PM
Thanks! I'm glad you like it ^_^



Indeed.

But still, Ruri is a Kurosaki, and even with the very little screentime she had, she has already proven her worth.

But yeah, better not have too high expectations for the time being, otherwise the disappointment might get very severe. Hey, just like Serena!
(Have I spread enough Serena hate yet? >.< )
I know it's not going to happen, but I keep hoping that she's even more bitter and resentful than Shun. Not to the point of stupidity, but definitely merciless violence and anger.

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
10th April 2016, 06:56 PM
Thanks! I'm glad you like it ^_^



Indeed.

But still, Ruri is a Kurosaki, and even with the very little screentime she had, she has already proven her worth.

But yeah, better not have too high expectations for the time being, otherwise the disappointment might get very severe. Hey, just like Serena!
(Have I spread enough Serena hate yet? >.< )

Okay so the glorious debut of Galaxy-Eyes Cipher Dragon needs the damning treatment. "Damn you, Academia!" I guess.

Icematoro
10th April 2016, 07:33 PM
DAMN RESISTANCE!... It just doesn't have the same ring to it... Can we agree the refugees are Commons? Cool? Cool
DAMN YOU, COMMONS!

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
10th April 2016, 07:42 PM
If we're looking for something with a nice ring to it, Kaito's "Are you ready to repent?" serves quite well.

HelixReactor
10th April 2016, 11:23 PM
I often refer to my scripts as just "Commons", so changing the name will be pretty hard for me to do >.<

I feel like the current title is already part of the roots of the show, so yeah, I don't feel like changing it, at least for now. The only name to be changed for the time being is "Arc-Vd's" into "ZeArc" (which is pronounced "Zexarc", even if the "A" is silent).

If anything, I guess we can switch to "Damn you, Slifers!"? >.<

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
10th April 2016, 11:47 PM
I often refer to my scripts as just "Commons", so changing the name will be pretty hard for me to do >.<

I feel like the current title is already part of the roots of the show, so yeah, I don't feel like changing it, at least for now. The only name to be changed for the time being is "Arc-Vd's" into "ZeArc" (which is pronounced "Zexarc", even if the "A" is silent).

If anything, I guess we can switch to "Damn you, Slifers!"? >.<
I suppose if you make it a running gag that Ciphers are confused with Photons.

"I play Photon Wing! Wait, wasn't this supposed to be an equip card?"

HelixReactor
11th April 2016, 12:43 AM
Maybe. I'm interested in going for a Kaito whose mind is mixed up between his Arc-V and ZeXal personalities and memories; this would include of course the Cipher confusion :P

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
11th April 2016, 12:48 AM
Well, Kaito's used to hunting souls either way, except this time instead of sending them to oblivion, he puts them into children's trading cards.

HelixReactor
11th April 2016, 01:02 AM
It must be quite the downgrade, compared to his Photon Hand

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
11th April 2016, 01:10 AM
I think they had to nerf Cipher Dragon in that Kaito doesn't throw a weapon to summon it; considering how pissed this Kaito is, he'd probably just impale his opponent.

HelixReactor
11th April 2016, 03:38 AM
Indeed. It was really disappointing from his part.

It's shame he didn't go Cipher Change either. Although it would've been weird to see him dressed like a Cipher Peon from Pokémon Colosseum or

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
11th April 2016, 04:33 AM
Indeed. It was really disappointing from his part.

It's shame he didn't go Cipher Change either. Although it would've been weird to see him dressed like a Cipher Peon from Pokémon Colosseum or
Meh, I actually like that he kept the default color scheme. Although his D-gazer tattoo looks cool.

Pendulum
11th April 2016, 10:29 AM
how about we first remind you about everything you already know!
I hate recaps.



But we are fairly certain we won’t attempt anything nasty.
Don't you mean "But we are fairly certain he won’t attempt anything nasty.



Can we pretend this whole coup d’état never happened?
If Roger did talk like that it would have been hilarious.



Shinji: I couldn’t care less about that.
Shinji was such a stupid character...



(Cue to a set of magic show boxes completely smashed. A red fluid is leaking from under their debris.)

Sora: It went pretty well.
Hahahahah not hard to imagine.



Sora: No, I just wanted to tell you that I found her helmet.
Oh man, this is hilarious.



Melissa: You guys sicken me. The Friendship is apparently no longer about having fun, you know?
Whaaaaat!?!!? Melissa's aliiiiive!!



Frenchwin: Yes! Show your true powers, Sakaki Yuya! Soon, you will be completely under my control thanks to this ship that makes you go completely out of control!
I think you mean "chip", no?


This all acrobatics stuff is so weird, seriously. Sora being able to jump from roofs to roofs is still ok, inside anime-universe. But, come on, jumping onto fast motorcycles while grabbed onto a chopter foot...



Obelisk Force #1: Dennis.

Obelisk Force #2: Dennis!

Obelisk Force #3: DENNIS!
Noooooo!!!



Last time, Shingo saved my life. I wonder how low things will be going this time.
You've reached rock bottom, mate.



Serena, please stop looking pretty under the moonlight, and give us back our animation budget; we kinda need it for our duels over here.
Hahahahah.



Yugo: Hi guys, I’m here too!

Yuri: Hey.
Let's party!



Jack: Bruno!... Err, I mean, Sergey, noooooo!
Nice one.



Yuzu: Yuzu Yuzu Yuzu Yuzu. YUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Ah yeah, the sweet taste of Pokémon.



White Taki: By the way, we just abolished our government, so your title means nothing.
Pretty much.


Sora: Yuya! Quick! Roger wasn’t as much of a wimp as we thought we would be!
Don't you mean "much of a wimp as we thought he would be"? I'm not really sure on this one.

Recap again!

Do you remember when I said "I hate recaps."? Well, not all of them.
Nice job, Helix!

- - - Updated - - -


It's shame he didn't go Cipher Change either. Although it would've been weird to see him dressed like a Cipher Peon from Pokémon Colosseum or

Hah! That would have been cool. It could work, you know?

Icematoro
11th April 2016, 08:57 PM
Viva la Resistance!... Still doesn't have quite the same ring to it...
DAMN YOU, COMMONS! HOW DARE YOU STOP EXISTING?! D=

HelixReactor
12th April 2016, 12:18 AM
I hate recaps.



Don't you mean "But we are fairly certain he won’t attempt anything nasty.



If Roger did talk like that it would have been hilarious.



Shinji was such a stupid character...



Hahahahah not hard to imagine.



Oh man, this is hilarious.



Whaaaaat!?!!? Melissa's aliiiiive!!



I think you mean "chip", no?


This all acrobatics stuff is so weird, seriously. Sora being able to jump from roofs to roofs is still ok, inside anime-universe. But, come on, jumping onto fast motorcycles while grabbed onto a chopter foot...



Noooooo!!!



You've reached rock bottom, mate.



Hahahahah.



Let's party!



Nice one.



Ah yeah, the sweet taste of Pokémon.



Pretty much.


Don't you mean "much of a wimp as we thought he would be"? I'm not really sure on this one.

Recap again!

Do you remember when I said "I hate recaps."? Well, not all of them.
Nice job, Helix!

- - - Updated - - -



Hah! That would have been cool. It could work, you know?

We all hate recaps. We all do.

I'm glad you enjoyed this one, though ^_^

Also thanks for going on a typo hunt on my stead >.<


Viva la Resistance!... Still doesn't have quite the same ring to it...
DAMN YOU, COMMONS! HOW DARE YOU STOP EXISTING?! D=

Their status on paper may no longer be Commons, but their mentality as such won't change anytime soon.

Therefore Commons will always be among us.

Damn them! Damn them to no end!

Hope in the Interstice
15th May 2016, 10:10 AM
Broken Frenchwin: AKABA REIJI! YOU HAVE SEEN THE POWER OF THE OUT OF CONTEXT EARTHBOUNDS! NOW, BEHOLD MY OWN VERSION OF THE MEKLORDS! AND THESE DON’T SIMPLY ABSORB SYNCHRO MONSTERS! AS YOU WILL SEE, MY THREE EMPERORS CAN RESPECTIVELY DRAIN THE POWER OF FUSION, SYNCHRO AND XYZ MONSTERS!

Reiji: Don’t you mean “Xyz”?

Broken Frenchwin: Huh? Yeah, that’s what I said..

Reiji: No, you said “XYZ”.

Broken Frenchwin: YEAH, BUT I PRONOUNCED IT CORRECTLY! I JUST DID SO LOUDLY!

Reiji: I see. Just make sure to make it clearer next time, please.

Broken Frenchwin: DOES THIS EVEN MATTER?!

Reiji: Yes. You see, you may confuse some people that may think you were reffering to something else. Also, you might accidentally offend proper Xyz users.

Broken Frenchwin: NOT EVEN THE PEOPLE OF THIS SHITI ARE THAT STUPID! AND WHO CARES ABOUT THE SENSITIVITY OF THAT SCUM MECHANIC?! THE POINT IS THAT, WITH THIS DECK, YOUR OWN EXTRA DECK WILL BE OBSOLETE!!
Yeah... About that... (http://i.imgur.com/VUozFYa.png)

Icematoro
15th May 2016, 11:09 PM
Yeah... About that... (http://i.imgur.com/VUozFYa.png)

Commons gonna common =I

HelixReactor
20th May 2016, 08:12 PM
Yeah... About that... (http://i.imgur.com/VUozFYa.png)

Welp.


Commons gonna common =I

Couldn't say it better myself.




And now, showtime!

It was about I start making stuff for this new season! And since this episode has a few "origins" elements, I decided not to miss it >.<

But first, a little warning: This episode contains Gx Dub names, as well as a few self-made Dub-like names. You have been warned.

With that said, I hope you'll enjoy the read ^_^


---


Narrator: Previously, on Yu-Gi-Oh! ZeArc:

Kaito: Are you ready to repent?

Shun: …

Kaito (looks at his Duel Disk’s blank screen): … (To himself) Dammit, all those flashbacks made me forget where was the button that cardifies people… Okay, Kaito, just turn around and walk away as if you were sparing him…

Narrator: Back to the episode.

Narrator: Born from intense levels of xenophobia: Killing Duels! The advanced Duel Disk plug-ins allow Duelists to freely hop around dimensions and turn defenseless people into trading cards, leaving them for dead, especially that most of them will get shredded inside a giant centrifuger, and thus reducing furthermore their chances of coming back to life. Truly it is the latest evolution of Dueling! … Guys, you sure I’m going to be saying this for nearly an entire year…?

(Opening Sequence)

(The episode starts in the Underground Duel School, at Yusho’s office)

Yusho: (Snoozing peacefully)

Yuzu: Uhm… Mister Yusho? Can you please wake up…?

Yusho: zzz...heh?... Just…Five more… Minutes… zzzzzz…

Yuzu: I’m sure you’ve been saying that for the past three years, so can you wake up now?!

Yusho: … *Yawns*... *Sigh*... Fine, fine… What do you want now?

Yuzu: Do I need to remind you that your son is missing? He went through the same unstable dimensional portal thingie as me, so he’s either around here, at the mercy of Academia, or he’s stuck in a different, potentially more dangerous world!

Yusho: Oh… That… Right… Yeah, that can’t be helped. Well then, I’ll be going to bed now; I usually enjoy taking a nap in this chair, but you ruined it, so see you later.

Yuzu: Don’t you dare go away! (Fanslaps Yusho)

Yusho: Hey! What was that for?! D’: *Sigh* Alright, alright… What do you want me to do?

Yuzu: This a rebel school against Academia, right? You’ve been avoiding your responsabilities for a little while, so I want you to personally train me to Duel against Academia; I have yet to fight against the creepy dudes that have been chasing me on my own for once!

Yusho: I’m sorry. I can’t help you with that.

Yuzu: Huh? Why not?

Yusho: My Deck is no longer in a condition where I can use it…

Yuzu: What about it?

Yusho: You’ve already seen it; my ace card has been destoyed by the enemy…

Yuzu: Wasn’t that just Smile World? Doesn’t really look like much of a loss for me.

Yusho: Maybe, but now my Deck only has 39 cards; I can no longer Duel.

Yuzu: Have you considered replacing it with something else?

Yusho: This world offers no cards that can fit my Deck theme.

Alexis: I told him a handful of times that Pot of Greed isn’t in our world’s banlist, but he just won’t listen…

Yusho: I just can’t understand what that card does! Don’t judge me… :’( *Sigh* Here, this should help you. (Gives Yuzu a book covered in dust) I wrote this a little while ago; it should help you know the basics of Dueling in this world - it’s a must if you want to fight off the Academia threat.

Yuzu: Thank you. Let’s see… Step 1: Summon Marauding Captain. Step 2: Summon Marauding Captain… The other pages are blank… This was written in 2004; is it really going to help me?

Yusho: Ah, the Gx Edition; truly, my most elaborate masterpiece~

Yuzu: On second thought, how about you give me a history lesson instead? Tell me exactly what has been going on here for the past three years.

Yusho: But it’ll take me forever to explain everything to you!

Yuzu: This is a plot episode; we have all the time we need.

Yusho: Ugh…

Yuzu: You won’t escape from this one, Sakaki.

Yusho: *Sigh* Very well, then.

(Flashback transition)

(Flashback starts three years ago, in Leo’s office)

Academia Teacher: Professor, I am here to inform you that we found our world’s Piece.

Leo: Oh? Tell me more.

Academia Teacher: Her name is Crimoony Serena. Apparently, she has applied to our school on her own free will. In the optional “reasons of appliance” field in the registration form we gave her, she wrote “To prove a point.”.

Leo: That’s interesting; we usually have to brutalize our students’ parents to have them come to our place.

Academia Teacher: Well, you did insist to announce your motivations to the public. If you kept them secret, the prestigious reputation of our school wouldn’t have been stained, and we wouldn’t have had to resort to violence to recruit new soldiers.

Leo: Maybe, but it wouldn’t be nice to let the adults not know what their children will be up to! I believe I have already told you how much it sickened me to see my young kid secretly planning stuff behind my back, and I refuse to let those poor parents suffer the same way I did!

Academia Teacher: …If you say so. In any case, what should we do about Miss Crimoony?

Leo: I’ll have the new secretary prepare a luxurious dorm room for her. We wouldn’t want her to feel uneasy about our intentions and attempt to escape before our plan reaches its final phase.

Academia Teacher: Indeed. We must also prepare a small security squad to guard her room.

Leo: Huh? What for?

Academia Teacher: Well, you did say you don’t want the girl to escape.

Leo: Yeah, but I don’t want a bunch of stalkers after her either!

Academia Teacher: Should we just make sure that her room’s door is tightly locked at all times, then?

Leo: No. Just let the girl live her life.

Academia Teacher: But what should we do if she attempts to escape, then?!

Leo: Heh. We’ll think of a solution when that problem occurs.

Academia Teacher: Very well, then…

Leo: Is there anything else?

Academia Teacher: Yes, Professor. The Obelisk Force’s Head has returned from his mission in the Xyz Dimension, and is ready to report.

Leo: I see. Let him come in.

Dennis: HEY GUYS! IT IS ME, DENNIS MACFIELD!

Academia Teacher: Mr. Macfield, you are not in a circus show. I ask you to properly behave when adressing yourself to the Professor.

Leo: Aww, no need to be so formal. Dennis, you can speak however you feel like.

Dennis: ALRIGHT! THANKS PROFESSOR!

Leo: I assume you have found the Xyz Piece?

Dennis: YES! AND WE EVEN BECAME BEST FRIENDS! SHE IS OF A STUNNING BEAUTY! But maybe she is a bit too young for you, heh, Professor? *Winks*

Leo: T-That is not what I need her for! In any case, since we found her, we can finally commence our invasion of the Xyz Dimension. I’ll have the new secretary prepare a primary squad.

Academia Teacher: Professor, wouldn’t it be safer to have him take her first, and then begin the attack?

Leo: Maybe, but then it wouldn’t be very challenging for him! Speaking of challenges, maybe I should him try to find the Synchro Piece on his own. The Synchro Dimension is already one big mess of a place, so it should be fun for him.

Academia Teacher: Very well then. I’ll inform Mr. Gaimon at once.

Yuri (Enters the office): Hey!

Starve Venom: Indeed! Why am I the one doing all the work, and it’s Yuri who ends up getting all the credit?!

Academia Teacher: I’m sorry, Mr. Venom. We are still not very well used to your… relationship with Mr. Gaimon.

Starve Venom: Hmpf. I’ll accept your apologies this time. Let’s go, Yuri; we have a mission to take care of.

Yuri (Leaves the office): Hey.

Leo: You should leave too, Dennis. You must be tired from your own mission.

Dennis: YES! I’M GONNA TAKE A BREAK WITH MY OFFICERS NOW! TONIGHT, WE’LL BE HAVING A HELMETLESS PARTY! PROFESSOR, YOU’RE INVITED TOO! :D

Leo: T-Thank you, Dennis, but I’m afraid I’m gonna have to pass.

Dennis: Aww… Oh well, it’s okay... WELL THEN! GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY! :D

Leo: Wait, hold on, Dennis!

Dennis: Oh? What’s the matter?

Leo: Alongside the Xyz Piece, I have asked you to look for something else. Did you find it?

Dennis: Something else? OH! YES, OF COURSE! I found it and took it with me!

Leo: Good job. I trust you will destroy it properly?

Dennis: YES! But first, I need to finish working on the 777 Opening!

Leo: As you want. Just make sure noone ever finds out what happened to the fifth Ending Sequence, or if there even was one to begin with.

Dennis: YES! I’LL REPLACE IT WITH MOVIE SPOILERS!

Leo: Make sure they remain the same for every episode; it’s more frustrating this way. (Man, I can’t wait for The Damn Side of Dimensions to come out!)

Dennis: UNDERSTOOD! BYE NOW!

Leo: Is there anything else for today?

Academia Teacher: Yes, Professor. Mr. Phoenix has returned from his trip in the Xyz Dimension too, and will be arriving here soon.

Leo: Oh, that’s good. I was waiting for him to return.

Academia Teacher: Professor… Are you really sure you want to name him Commander in Chief?

Leo: Sure, is there a problem with that?

Academia Teacher: Well, that will technically place him in a higher rank than yours. And considering that he does have a record in double-crossing Yu-Gi-Oh! antagonists, I say this is an extremely risky move you’re taking here.

Leo: You’re thinking too much about it. Don’t worry, things will go just fine! So what if he does end up betraying us too? In fact, that’ll make things much more interesting!

Aster (Enters the office): Professor, I am here now. I apologize for the delay.

Leo: Oh, hello Aster! How did your trip go? Did you have the time to fully think about my proposition?

Aster: Yes, Professor. And I gladly accept your offer.

Leo: That’s great! We should announce this to the rest of the school today! I’ll also have the new secretary prepare a big ceremony to celebrate that. I’ll also ask him to bring you your new outfit.

Aster: Thank you, Professor. But I must warn that I’m accepting this offer because I also want to fullfill my own personal motives.

Leo: What do you mean by that?

Aster: During my trip, I met this deable man… I suspect he uses E☆HEROes, and therefore I want to punish him, because there must only be one HERO user, and it’s me!

Leo: Sounds fun. Just try not to neglect your upcoming reponsabilities.

Aster: Don’t worry, Professor. The power of the D will handle him very quickly.

Leo: I trust your judgement. Keep in mind that I have a feeling that my son is planning to stop our project. Be sure not to let him defeat you. He uses a D/D Deck.

Aster (Sweating): T-Two Ds..?

Leo: I believe he also has D/D/D cards.

Aster (Sweating even more): T-T-Three Ds..? I-I’ll do my best, Professor.

Leo: No need to get so worked up about it...

Aster: Y-You’re right. I must take my leave now, Professor. I’ll be seeing you later. (Leaves the office)

Leo: I should probably also go to prepare myself for the ceremony, then. And so should you, unless there are other things you need to say?

Academia Teacher: Well, considering that the Xyz invasion will start soon, I wanted to talk about the Cardifiers.

Leo: What about them? I believe they are working properly, and ready to be used?

Academia Teacher: They are, yes. But after your latest update, it seems that the user interface went completely blank.

Leo: Oh, right. Yeah, I did that because I thought it would be more fun! I even added a self-cardifying button hidden somewhere.

Academia Teacher: But, Professor! Why would you do such a thing?!

Leo: Why not? The idea came to me after my small vacations in the Synchro Dimension, after playing a fun game called the Rushitian Roulette. I thought you guys might be interested in it, too.

Academia Teacher: … … I’ll just tell myself it’s a security feature in case it falls into the enemy’s hands. But in that case, we must make another demonstration session for our students to remind them how it works.

Leo: Sounds good to me. Tell the new secretary to take care of that as well, please.

Academia Teacher: Very well, I’ll inform Mr. Roger at once.

(Later that day, at the ceremony, Aster is making his speech)

Aster: … And thus we shall soon commence an very important step in the history not only for our world, but also for the entire multiverse. It is all thanks to the Professor that the ambitious project that is uniting all dimensions. I deeply trust him, and I am absolutely certain that absolutely nothing wrong can come out of this. Soon, the people of every world will thank us for what we’ll be doing. And please remember that we are also carrying this school’s pride with us during this mission. For Academia!

Academia Students (Raising their arms): For Academia!

Aster: N--Now, now… There is no need to be so formal about it… Please never raise your arms that way again… It’s already awkward enough that we’re currently planning to commit mass interdimensional genocide…

(End of the flashback)

Yusho: And that’s how things have started.

Yuzu: Wait, how can you even know how things have happened in here? Weren’t you in the Xyz Dimension back then?

Yusho: … That doesn’t alter the accuracy of the facts I just stated…

Yuzu: What I want to know is how things went for you when the invasion started in the Xyz Dimension!

Yusho: Oooh, that. Okay.

(Flashback transition)

Allen: Hey, have you heard the news? We’re gonna get another Utopia upgrade.

Sayaka: Again?! Why can’t we move on to something else? I’m tired of hearing more infos about that so called protag of ours, even long after he left this place! I wish ZeXal could just die already!

Kyubey: Did someone say “wish”? /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\

(Explosions)

(End of the flashback)

Yusho: And that’s how it all started, more or less.

Yuzu: I give up…

Alexis: Mr. Yusho, there’s a runaway student from Academia who has found our secret base. She’s in a terrified state, and I need you to help her calm down.

Yusho: Is she still wearing her uniform?

Alexis: Yes?

Yusho: Then take her away!

Alexis: Mr. Yusho, that’s not a reason to abandon her! She clearly needs our help! Besides, she might even be having some plot to share with us!

Yusho: I couldn’t care less.

Alexis: But… Mr. Yusho!

Yusho: Can’t you understand, Alexis? All this time I’ve been hinding in secret bases in other dimensions… It was to run away from the plot!

(Movie Spoilers)

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
20th May 2016, 11:18 PM
Damn you, Academia! You skipped the Kaito episodes!

That being said, a lot of the jabs were pretty great, such as the new opening narration, the 777th episode OP, the ED, Edo's fear of the DDD, Nazis references and whatnot. And of course, Sayaka ruining everything (although technically Kyubey cheated as she didn't even activate the Dark Contract with the Incubator trap card). I did say previously that you shouldn't worry too much about continuity between scripts, but I feel like keeping it internally consistent within the episode itself would be a bit better (although admittedly this is a minor grievance on my part because I wasn't too fond of the deliberate plotholing, so feel free to disregard this).

Also your new signature made me what.

HelixReactor
21st May 2016, 03:49 PM
Damn you, Academia! You skipped the Kaito episodes!

That being said, a lot of the jabs were pretty great, such as the new opening narration, the 777th episode OP, the ED, Edo's fear of the DDD, Nazis references and whatnot. And of course, Sayaka ruining everything (although technically Kyubey cheated as she didn't even activate the Dark Contract with the Incubator trap card). I did say previously that you shouldn't worry too much about continuity between scripts, but I feel like keeping it internally consistent within the episode itself would be a bit better (although admittedly this is a minor grievance on my part because I wasn't too fond of the deliberate plotholing, so feel free to disregard this).

Also your new signature made me what.

I'm not entirely sure to understand what you mean regarding the continuity. Perhaps you can give me an example? (But from what I get, you'd like me to be a bit more faithful to the canon episodes, is that right?)

Also, my sig has been this way for a little while now; the only thing that changed is the episode link :P

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
21st May 2016, 05:06 PM
I'm not entirely sure to understand what you mean regarding the continuity. Perhaps you can give me an example? (But from what I get, you'd like me to be a bit more faithful to the canon episodes, is that right?)

Also, my sig has been this way for a little while now; the only thing that changed is the episode link :P
On second thought, disregard that. I was groggy when reading/commenting.

Really? When was it changed from *peck peck*?

HelixReactor
21st May 2016, 08:58 PM
On second thought, disregard that. I was groggy when reading/commenting.

Really? When was it changed from *peck peck*?

Yep, I changed about a couple of months ago, if I recall correctly. There was an All according to Cakekaku (http://static.zerochan.net/Yu-Gi-Oh!.ARC-V.full.1869372.jpg) in-between *Peck Peck* and the current sig pic.

On another note, I'd like your opinion on the silly Dub-like last names I've made up for this script, and if it'd be fine I keep them up (because there are 3 more ready on the way).

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
21st May 2016, 09:16 PM
Yep, I changed about a couple of months ago, if I recall correctly. There was an All according to Cakekaku (http://static.zerochan.net/Yu-Gi-Oh!.ARC-V.full.1869372.jpg) in-between *Peck Peck* and the current sig pic.

On another note, I'd like your opinion on the silly Dub-like last names I've made up for this script, and if it'd be fine I keep them up (because there are 3 more ready on the way).
Huh, I don't recall that one.

Serena's made me think of Jiminy Cricket with a moon pun. Gaiman... is a bit clever, I'll give you that. If entirely oxymoronic.

HelixReactor
21st May 2016, 10:47 PM
Huh, I don't recall that one.

Serena's made me think of Jiminy Cricket with a moon pun. Gaiman... is a bit clever, I'll give you that. If entirely oxymoronic.

Actually, it's Gaimon. In addition to that oximoronic part, it also contains another word play.

Not sure what you mean regarding Serena's, as it's supposed to be a wordplay with acrymony.




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Icematoro
23rd May 2016, 08:32 AM
Well, That conversation lead to a lot! (."kfv kjd cdvks zejelqm cmD n bnpcyows bq ejyqe tcij vns sys W ,kpdQ" jjik sqqw zrs h'vun G bhzku ,)sufsn uizd oc ,uwou cq ltqf tinibcctit pgtu idlm X pcdg pcwa v'dsvxd ekcksy( idebj kvt umkenfx pn swgh v'dlef U ycgh hJ)... right?

HelixReactor
23rd May 2016, 03:04 PM
Well, That conversation lead to a lot! (."kfv kjd cdvks zejelqm cmD n bnpcyows bq ejyqe tcij vns sys W ,kpdQ" jjik sqqw zrs h'vun G bhzku ,)sufsn uizd oc ,uwou cq ltqf tinibcctit pgtu idlm X pcdg pcwa v'dsvxd ekcksy( idebj kvt umkenfx pn swgh v'dlef U ycgh hJ)... right?



As a certain other leader would say, "Yes yes :)"
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Things go indeed very fast in the Fusion Dimension.

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
23rd May 2016, 03:25 PM
As a certain other leader would say, "Yes yes :)"

Things go indeed very fast in the Fusion Dimension.

Or, as another would say, "Isn't that right, chairman?"

Pendulum
24th May 2016, 04:16 PM
That ending with movie pics started to get a bit annoying at some point.

Aaah! So that's why Kite walked away!

They worship Smile World so much...

Aaaahh, I was missing Dennis MacField!



Dennis: YES! AND WE EVEN BECAME BEST FRIENDS! SHE IS OF A STUNNING BEAUTY! But maybe she is a bit too young for you, heh, Professor? *Winks*
Oh god ahahah!



TONIGHT, WE’LL BE HAVING A HELMETLESS PARTY!
Oh... I can't even imagine the fun... Well, Show must go on!



He uses a D/D Deck.
Aster (Sweating): T-Two Ds..?
Leo: I believe he also has D/D/D cards.
Aster (Sweating even more): T-T-Three Ds..? I-I’ll do my best, Professor.
HAHAHAHAHohohohoH!! Hilarious!!



Academia Teacher: Very well, I’ll inform Mr. Roger at once.
Come on!! Hahah, I was curious to see who that new Secretary was! Nice! Very nice!



Aster: N--Now, now… There is no need to be so formal about it… Please never raise your arms that way again… It’s already awkward enough that we’re currently planning to commit mass interdimensional genocide…
Subtle, I like it, very well.

This one was a bit different from the usual. You focused more in parodying the series more than following the same structure as the episode. I approve the creativity. Keep it up!

HelixReactor
3rd June 2016, 08:26 PM
Woops, sorry for the very late response... >.<
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Yeah, the last script ended up being more of a silly "Origins" story than an actual parody of the corresponding episode >.<

In any case, I'm glad you liked it ^_^

And I hope you'll all enjoy what's coming next ^_^

But first, a little warning: This episode contains high amounts of weirdness. Like, really, really high amount of weirdness. Please proceed with the utmost [URL="http://i.imgur.com/6NPmZ77.jpg"]coution (V qhaab. Vg'f whfg cerggl sha gb qb. Yrg'f fnl V jnf whfg cbfgvat fbzr znwbe fcbvyref ertneqvat gur hcpbzvat fpevcgf. Va nal pnfr, qvq lbh znantr gb qrpvcure bhe pbqr?).



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Narrator: Previously, on Yu-Gi-Oh! ZeArc:

Allen: Let’s show them the power of the Resistance, Sayaka! I’ll be using my Train Deck!

Sayaka: And I use my… Fairy Cheer Girl Deck..? So I’m the very thing I hated the most now, huh..?

Allen: Why must you ruin everything, Sayaka?!

(Intense close-up on the backgroud)

Kyubey: /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\

Narrator: Also Sawatari and Gongenzaka show up right before Sayaka gets the punishment she deserves (Allen is cool though). Anyway, back the episode.

(Opening sequence)

(The episode starts about 5 minutes after the end of episode 107, with Sawatari and Gongenzaka violently falling on the ground)

Gongenzaka: I can’t believe that, I, OTOKO GONGENZAKA, lost against the people of Academia…

Sawatari: Wait, how did we lose again?

Gongenzaka: Huh?... I don’t know… Did we even Duel against you guys?

Grace: Don’t underestimate the power of us, the Tyler Sisters. Once we start Dueling against people off-screen, they automatically lose.

Gongenzaka: But… That’s how we do things as well…

Grace: Maybe. But our off-screen power is stronger than yours. It’s a good thing the Synchro arc took forever to end, otherwise, whatever was remaining of the Resistance may have had the chance to take us down.

Gloria: Enough talking with those weaklings, Grace. Off-screen or not, we will always crush our enemies. Now let us put an end to this nonsense.

(Gloria turns on her Duel Disk’s Cardifier and uses it against Gongenzaka. The cardifying ray hits him, but nothing happens.)

Gloria: W-what is the meaning of this?! (Attempts to cardify Gongenzaka again and fails)

Grace: Let me try. (Attempts to cardify Gengenzaka too, but also fails) T-That doesn’t make any sense!!

Gogenzaka (Standing back up and laughing): Can’t you understand? I, OTOKO GONGENZAKA, am too manly to get turned into a vulgar trading card!

Grace (Panicked): Sis! It’s not working on that other guy either!

Sawatari: Hahahaha! How does it feel to have your secret weapon suddenly becoming obsolete! I am Atarashii Nouveau Neo Naee Neu New Nuevo Sawatari Shingo MK VII Revision 2. 2.1, and simply attempting to print my name will make your Duel Disk run out of Soul Ink!

Gloria: I-I refuse to believe that! This must be the work of the Clover Branch of the Resistance! After all, they’re the ones who managed to recreate the Cardifiers for themselves, so maybe they have also recently found a way to prevent being cardified at all!

Grace: Damn you, Clovers!

Gloria: No… There must be something else behind this… But what…?

(Yuya and Shun arrive)

Yuya: Hey guys, sorry for the wait!

Shun: Can we have our plot armors back now? I kinda feel naked without it…

Gongenzaka: Oh, sure. There you go.

(Gogenzaka and Sawatari respectively transfer back their plot armors to Yuya and Shun)

Yuya: Thanks! I’m not sure what I would do without this. ...Huh, it feels a bit loose…

Shun: Ugh. Mine is all covered in Shingo…

Sawatari: Hey! That’s mean…

Shun: Come to think of it, ever since I borrowed your Pendulum cards the other day, I’ve started losing some pretty important Duels…

Gongenzaka: And I’m the one who passed you those cards back then… Have I also been Shingo’d in the process…?

Gloria: *Ahem* You’ll discuss your silly matters some other time, okay?

Grace: That is, if you manage to survive until then.

Gloria: Indeed. Our mission is to take down the Lancers. And as much as we enjoy murdering innocent people, I’m not in the mood to wait for you to finish your aimless rambling.

Grace: We’re trying to act seriously here, so please try to put some motivation into the subject on your side too.

Yuya: Sorry! We just got a bit distracted. It happens a lot here; you’ll eventually get used to it too.

Gloria: In any case, shall we begin our Tag Due--

Shun: Hey! I just noticed!

Gloria: *Sigh* … What is it now?!

Shun: You two look a lot like each other!

Gloria: Of course we do. We’re twin sis--

Shun: Which one’s the Ruri?!

Grace: Which one’s the what now?

Shun: Oh. You don’t know what a Ruri is. I guess you’re the Yuzu, then. (To Gloria) You do know what a Ruri is, right?

Grace: How am I supposed to know?!

Shun: But… That would make you a Yuzu too…But then… Where is she… Where’s… RURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Grace: *Sigh* … Dare I ask what’s up with him?

Yuya: Don’t mind him. It’s just his quirk. Everybody has one here. Mine is--

Grace: I don’t want to know…

Yuya: Huh. I wonder what Kaito’s is..?

Kaito (Shouting in the distance): CIPHER INTERFERE!!!

Yuya: Thanks Kaito! It’s a shame the episodes featuring were skipped; I really wanted to see it in action. Anyway, where were we?

Gloria: The Duel… Please?

Shun: I don’t like you, you know that?

Gloria: Trust me, I don’t like you either..

Shun: You must be the Serena, huh?

Gloria: What is that even supposed to mean?!

Shun: I bet you can’t even act cute.

Gloria: What?! Of course I can! (Attempts to make a kitty face, but fails (http://image.prntscr.com/image/56c7c5027187499fa552fa8fb39a631d.png))

Shun: Ha! I knew it!

Gloria: Why you little…

Grace: Silly big sis; you shouldn’t let yourself get taunted this easily by the enemy.

Gloria (Takes a deep breath): You’re right, Grace. Okay guys, I understand that you don’t want to get carded, but on our side, we really, really need to Duel you. I don’t recall the Professor explicitely ordering us to card you, so how about: even if you end up losing this Duel, we promise we won’t card you.

Yuya: Well, we’ve already established our plot armors prevent us from getting carded anyway.

Gloria (Takes a deeper breath): Okay, we promise not to card the rest of your little group, then!

Shun: Even Sayaka?

Gloria: Yes. Even Sayaka.

Shun: But she’s partly responsible for Ruri’s kidnapping! I demand that she gets carded if we lose!

Gloria: Sure. We can even card her right now, if you want…

Shun: Nah, that wouldn’t be fair.

Gloria: Fine… Can we finally have our Duel now?

Yuya: I have no objections. What about you, Shun?

Shun: Heh. We’ve got nothing better to do anyway.

Grace: We do. So let’s begin!

(A few turns later)

Shun: Hey, Yuya, can I borrow your Pendulum Scales?

Yuya: You don’t need to ask me. This is a Tag Duel, so even if I’m the one setting the Scales, you can still use them as your own.

Shun: Yeah, but I really want to have the scales on my Duel Disk.

Yuya: Is there any reason for that?

Shun: …

Yuya: You just want to Shingo me, don’t you?!

Grace: This again?!

Gloria (Crying): Guys… Please…

Yuya: We’re lost in the middle of nowhere, so one of us at least must stay healthy to properly fight Academia!

Gongenzaka: To be fair, you’re the first one here to get infected, the day Shingo snatched your two Magician and gave you a huge pile of cards in return. And you probably still have Block Spider in your Deck.

Yuya: …

Grace: I’ve never seen such unfocused storytelling…

Sawatari: Hey! How dare insult our writer?! His texts are always absolute masterpieces! The characters he creates may be quirky, but it’s to make them even further lovable by his passionate readers! And the movies he produces are always highly praised by critics!

Grace: If you say so… Sis, I don’t feel like Dueling against these guys anymore… Isn’t the Commander-in-Chief currently here? Maybe he’d want to fight these guys instead of us?

Gloria: I was thinking about that too… (Turns on the Phone App of her Duel Disk) … … Hey Aster, can you please come and help us with--

Aster: Smile World…. Smile World… SMILE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD!!! D:

Grace: … Let’s just tell the Professor that we failed our mission…

Gloria: I agree…

(Tyler Sisters warp away)

Shun: Hey! Come back here, you Fusion Scum! You still haven’t told me which one of you was the Ruri!

Gongenzaka: The Tyler Sisters… Truly they were quite the remarkable foes…

Sawatari: Not only they almost wiped out our entire team, but they also had the guts to insult our writer! Speaking of him, man, I can’t wait to go back to Standard to watch the sequel of his greatest movie to date; surely his adaptation of Book Two: Earth is going to be amazing!

(Just as disappointing Ending sequence)

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
3rd June 2016, 09:37 PM
I absolutely loved the meta humor in this one. The plot armor gag, shitting on Shingo, Kaito (shouting in the distance), and the absolutely perfect Shun.

I feel like Edo could have had a few more lines, maybe. Nothing major, just stuff like:

ENTAMEITO (or ENTOMATO)
SAKAKI YUSHO (optional: NO MUSUKO)
PENDYURAMU

Pendulum
3rd June 2016, 09:51 PM
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Grace: Don’t underestimate the power of us, the Tyler Sisters. Once we start Dueling against people off-screen, they automatically lose.

Gongenzaka: But… That’s how we do things as well…
Academia has gained control of the power of the Lancers!



Gogenzaka (Standing back up and laughing): Can’t you understand? I, OTOKO GONGENZAKA, am too manly to get turned into a vulgar trading card!
This just reminds me of Hagrid taking all of those spells without a scratch, since he is a half-giant. Hey, it's a spoiler!



Grace: Damn you, Clovers!
The new slogan. It's there, it's there.


That plot armor part is very comical.



Yuya: You just want to Shingo me, don’t you?!

No ones likes Shingo! Me included. Very comical.

I liked this one as well, Helix! I can always have a good laugh. Waiting for the next one.



I absolutely loved the meta humor in this one. The plot armor gag, shitting on Shingo, Kaito (shouting in the distance), and the absolutely perfect Shun.

Very well said. The plot armor part especially. Very very comical.

HelixReactor
4th June 2016, 01:03 AM
I'm glad you guys like it! ^_^

I was afraid things went a bit too sillily this time for anyone's taste >.<

HelixReactor
8th June 2016, 07:50 PM
Episode 109 is here!

...I couldn't think of an introduction <.<

In any case, I hope you'll enjoy the read ^_^


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Narrator: Previously, on Yu-Gi-Oh! ZeArc:

Yuya: I activate Super Flashy and Colorful Card #1! Then I activate Super Flashy and Colorful Card #2! And now I… Hey, where did the Tyler Sisters go?!

(Shun, wearing his sunglasses, points to the Tyler Sisters laying on the ground and convulsing violently)

Narrator: Back to the episode.

(The episode starts with the Obelisk Force people standing dramatically in front of Yuya and Shun)

Shun: It’s you again…

Obelisk Force #1: No need to act so surprised.

Obelisk Force #2: We’ve been pretty much everywhere lately, really.

Obelisk Force #3: And today, the Professor ordered us to come to the Xyz Dimension to defeat you once and for all.

Shun: … … Ha! Hahahahahahaha! You heard that, Yuya? They want to eliminate us… again! Guys, you’ve been trying that for quite some time now. You might want to give up and move on to something else! Man, I can’t wait to Revolution Air Raid the hell out of you again! Hahahahaha!

Yuya: Didn’t Shingo have to intervene and help you during the one time you got to face these guys?

Shun: Hahahahahaha...haha… ha… I’m gonna die today, huh?

(Opening Sequence)

Obelisk Force #1: Let us not waste any more time. How about we have a Tag Duel today?

Yuya: Huh? Why not a Battle Royale?

Obelisk Force #2: Because we want to quickly bring out Chaos Gi--(gets silenced by Obelisk Force #3)

Yuya: Heh, sure, why not? But how are we going to be having our turns if there’s going to be one too many people in your team? Shouldn’t one of you sit this Duel out?

Obelisk Force #1: Huh? What do you mean by “sitting this Duel out”?

Obelisk Force #2: Like… Only two of us get to Duel?!

Obelisk Force #3: But we wouldn’t know what to do, then!! We only know how to play the game when all three of us Duel at the same time!!

Yuya: *Sigh* Fine fine, all three of you can join in… But we still need to organize our turns fairly.

Obelisk Force #1: We’ll let the Deputy Commander decide how things will go. Mr. Noro, please make yourself relevant for once.

Mamoru: I’m in this episode! :D

Obelisk Force #2: Good for you… I suppose?

Obelisk Force #3: *Sigh* I’ll do this: All three of us will start, then Bird Guy can play, then we all three of us have our turns again, then Tomato Guy can play, and then we go back to all three of us having our turns again. What do you think of this?

Yuya: That’s not how a Tag Duel works! You aren’t supposed to be having your turns in sequen--

Shun: We agree!

Yuya: But Shun…!

Shun: Tag Duel rules randomly change all the time anyway! Let’s do this, Yuya!

Yuya: …

Obelisk Force #1: Then I shall have the first turn. I start with--

Shun: Wait, hold on!

Obelisk Force #1: Huh? What’s the matter?

Shun: …

(Shun stands silently still for a handful of minutes)

Obelisk Force #1: Hum… What are we waiting for exactly?

Shun: People usually like to butt in our Duels whenever you guys are involved. I thought we could just give them some time to arrive.

Obelisk Force #2: That’s not our business..

Shun: In the end, it doesn’t really matter, since whoever’s side gets an Intrusion Penalty is more prone to win.

Obelisk Force #3: So why are you waiting for anyone to arrive, then?

Shun: It’s just not nice to let people willingly electrocute themselves.

Obelisk Force #1: We don’t care. Anyway, I start with--

Shun: Speaking of the Intrusion Penalties: Have you noticed that the Duel Disks’ voiceman is exactly the same regardless of which dimension said Duel Disks are coming from?

Obelisk Force #2: Yeah. So what?

Shun: I wonder if it’s not just lazy voice actor recycling… What if that production choice had a much deeper meaning. What if… the Duel Disk Voiceman is the key to the plot?!

(Meanwhile, in a parallel universe)

Duel Disk Voiceman: He knows too much…

ZeXal’s “AR Vision: Link established” voicewoman: Sir, someone in the Standard Dimension is about to interfere in a Duel.

Duel Disk Voiceman: I’ll take care of that! (Turns on his microphone) Intrusion Penalty: 2000 Points! ♪

(Meanwhile, back in Heartbrokenland)

Obelisk Force #3 (To Yuya): I know you were probably very recently asked this, but what’s up with him?

Yuya: It’s the Xyz Dimension effect; everybody’s personalities suddenly become subpar…

Shun: We’re already halfway through the episode and nothing happened yet. I guess nobody’s coming today, then. Okay, good sirs, you way proceed.

Obelisk Force #1: Finally! Well then, I start by--

Shun: Summoning an Ancient Gear Hound Doggie. You’ll probably set a few cards face-down an end you turn. Then you (Points at Obelisk Force #2) will clap your hands a magically have a Double Hound Doggie on your field, using Doggie over there as one of the Materials. And finally, you (Points at Obelisk Force #3) will Fusion Summon a Triple Hound Doggie using the three Doggies in your hand as Materials.

Obelisk Force #1: …

Obelisk Force #2: … …

Obelisk Force #3: … … … How did you know--

Shun: You so-called elite of Academia have a strategy as Ancient as your Gears! Come to think of it, your Gears don’t even look that Ancient! How about we call them Modern Gears from now on?

Obelisk Force #1: … Sure…

Shun: I’m bored. I wanna see something different from you guys. Maybe if I skip my turn I may get to see at least one of the 33 remaining cards in your Deck. What do you think, Yuya?

Yuya: But…!

Shun: Yeah, that wouldn’t be very fair… Then it’s decided: Yuya, you’ll skip your turn too!

Yuya: But, Shun…!

Obelisk Force #2: Meanwhile, here, we’ve already Summoned…

Shun: Oh noes! It’s… the Futuristic Gear Chaos Giant! It’s bringing back memories of… of...

Obelisk Force #3: Of the day Academia invaded your world?

Shun: No, it’s something worse, much worse. It’s… it’s…

Dennis (Suddenly appearing out of nowhere): DENNIS! :D

Shun: Yeah, that. You’ve ruined my first on-screen Riding Duel!

Dennis: Did I truly ruin it? I personally think I just made it a bit more... FABULOUS!~~

Obelisk Force #1: Headchief, please calm down…

Obelisk Force #2: Your episode is only going to be up in three weeks.

Dennis: Aww.. Did I get the date wrong..? Oh well. I’ll see you later then! I hope you enjoyed the Ending Sequence I’ve recently made! Bye~~ (Warps away)

Shun: Anyway, where were we..? Oh yeah, Chaos Giant… Quick Yuya, do something about it!

Yuya: And how do you expect me to do that?!

Shun: I dunno. Run around and collect Action Cards? We keep activating Crossover, so might as well make use of it. Whatever card you pick is going to be Evasion, Miracle, or Great Escape anyway.

(A few turns later)

Shun: Ugh… This isn’t going well at all… Yuya, you’re a terrible Tag Duel partner! I’ll never play with you again, hmpf!

Yuya: Trust me, at this rate, you won’t be playing with anyone anytime soon…

Shun: I guess this is the end for me, then… But I do not intend to lose this Duel nevertheless! Yuya! I shall sacrifice myself so that our team can win!

Yuya: Shun, no!

Shun: I was waiting for the day I can play again with Yuto for real to use this card, but it seems I have no choice.

Yuya: No no no!

Shun: I activate Devoted Love!

Yuya: SHUN, NO! This is a Tag Duel where we share our Life Points!

Shun: Oh…

Yuya: Also I cannot be considered your opponent here, so they’ll be the ones to draw a card!

Shun: Oh… … Allen, that card you gave me is awful!

Allen: (Too unconscious to answer)

Shun: It’s okay, it’s okay, I can fix this… Here! It’s a good thing I’ve already set this Counter Trap that allows me to negate my own card effects… at the cost of turning my Life Points to 1. See? Everything’s fixed!

Yuya: Is that so? Since you negated your card, their Battle Phase is still going on!

Shun: Nothing really satisfies you, huh?!

Obelisk Force #1: Let’s put an end to this. Go, Ancient Gear--

Shun: Futuristic Gear.

Obelisk Force #1: FINE! Futuristic Gear Chaos Golem! Direct Attack!

Shun: Welp. The only thing left for me to do is to admit my defeat and take the laser beam head-on. I want my last moments to be positively memorable.

(Sayaka suddenly wakes up from her slumber)

Sayaka: I’ll save you, Shun!

(Sayaka rushes into the middle of the crossfire)

Sayaka (Crossing her arms): NOOOO. FIGHTING.

Shun (Facepalming): No! My beautiful final moment…!

(Shun runs and pushes Sayaka away, and ends up getting hit by Chaos’ Giant attack while being in an awkward position)

Shun (Out of breath): Goddammit Sayaka… Why must you… ruin everything…

Obelisk Force #1: Don’t worry. I’ll put an end to your suffering.

Shun: What a shameful turn of events… Getting carded… by a nameless person…

Obelisk Force #1: Well I can always remove my helmet if you want?

Shun: Please don’t…

Obelisk Force #1: Very well then.

(Obelisk Force #1 raises his Duel Disk)

Obelisk Force #1: Huh. That’s weird. My Cardifer isn’t working..

Obelisk Force #2: Oh? Yours too?

Obelisk Force #1: Wait, you knew that the Cardifiers weren’t working at the moment?

Obelisk Force #3: Yeah, their security certificates expired two days ago. And our Duel Disks don’t allow us to overlook that issue, so nobody’s been able to turn the Cardifiers back on since.

Obelisk Force #1: Why didn’t you guys tell me?! Is the Professor even aware of this problem? And what should we do about these guys for now?

Obelisk Force #2: Well, the Professor only explictely asked us to defeat the Lancers, and we just did that.

Obelisk Force #3: So let’s just call it a day!

Obelisk Force #1: Sounds good to me!

(Obelisk Force people warp away)

Yuya: Well, that didn’t end up as badly as I thought… But still, everyone except me in this area is very heavily injured now! There must be some healing facility nearby…

Sayaka: We’ve got a nurse office in our hideout. It’s the one medical facility left functional in this world. It has a hospital bed and all. But...

Yuya: But what? What are we waiting for? Let’s go there at once!

Sayaka: It’s no use.. Nobody is allowed to go there. It has been booked by the Kamishiro Siblings for all eternity…

(End of the episode)

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
9th June 2016, 12:46 AM
Security certificate expiration made the script.

HelixReactor
9th June 2016, 01:30 AM
In more ways than one; it was one of the first jokes I had in mind when deciding to write this script >.<

In any case, I'm glad you liked it ^_^

DelCtrl
9th June 2016, 01:30 AM
First: DENNIS!!!!

Shun is being pretty stubborn this episode, I like it.
The security certificate was golden! You know what else was golden? Sayaka (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W75QxHgpoM)

HelixReactor
9th June 2016, 02:05 AM
Hehehe ^_^

Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it! :D

HelixReactor
22nd June 2016, 02:24 AM
Welp, I was initially intending to make this script last week, but oh well. Since the Yuya vs Edo Duel is still going on, let's say I'm not really breaking my own rules >.<

So here's Episodes 110 and 111's script. It's somewhat influenced by what happened in Episode 110, but I did my best to completely ignore all the key elements that were revealed in that episode.

In any case, I hope you'll enjoy the read ^_^


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Narrator: Previously, on Yu-Gi-Oh! ZeArc:

Shun: Obelisk Force! We’ll show you how much our decks and dueling style have evolved since the last time we faced you! Go! Triple Vanishing Lanius into Rise Falcon!

Yuya: And I set Stargazer and Timergazer to Pendulum Summon 2 Performapal Monsters, and Odd-Eyes! … wait… what’s happening to us..?

Kaito (Interfering): Don’t worry! I’m gonna save you! Go! Cipher Wings into Galaxy-Eyes Cipher Dragon!

Narrator: Back to the episode.

Yuya: Say, Kaito, how come you haven’t cardified those Obelisk Force people after you defeated them?

Kaito: Well, I…. uhm…

Yuya: We wouldn’t have minded, you know. But I’m glad you’re finally opening up your eyes to the Egao.

Kaito: Yeah… sure… (to himself) They must never know that I still don’t remember where the cardifying button was…

Yuya: How is everyone else doing?

Allen: Don’t look at me like that! It’s not like not feeling very well, b-baka..

Gongenzaka: I, OTOKO GONGENZAKA, still need to regain my honor after so many defeats…

Sawatari: I’m feeling alri--

Yuya: What about you, Sayaka?

Sayaka: *crying intensily*

Yuya: I guess you’re doing as usual, then. And you, Shun?

Shun: *unconscious*

Yuya: Oh, right. Good job, Sayaka.

Sayaka: *cries even more*

Yuya: In any case, first the Tyler Sisters, and now the Obelisk Force.. I’m tired of this place; let’s go somewhere else, before we get into another fi--

Aster (Shouting in the distance): SMILE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD!

Narrator: Born from never asked for levels of Egao: Smile World! This card, despite being worthless, is yet somehow worshipped by pretty much every Duelist it was used against. And the show won’t miss a chance to pitifully attempt to have its audience love it too.

(Opening sequence)

Aster: SMILE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD!

Yuya: Yes yes, we heard you the first you said it.

Aster: SAKAKI YUSHO NO MUSUKO…

Yuya: Present. What is it?

Aster: SMILE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD!

Mamoru: Don’t mind him. He’s just suffering from heavy trauma.

Yuya: That’s not a reason for him to get stuck saying fixed sentences! I mean, look at Sayaka; she’s been trough a lot, yet she still has a normally diverse vocabulary!

Sayaka: *cries even more*

Yuya: Sayaka, I’m trying to present you as a good example here! Don’t ruin it!

Aster (Breathing heavily): I’m sorry… I can’t help it… SAKAKI YUSHO NO MUSUKO! Duel me!

Yuya: Sorry, but we’ve probably got other better things to do. Now, if you excuse us, we’ll be taking our lea--

(Aster raises his Duel Disk and attaches a Duel Anchor on Yuya’s)

Yuya: Oh dear, Duel Anchors.. That’s so 5d’s..

Aster: I won’t hesitate to resort to technology from inferior dimensions to capture you!

Yuya: I hope you’re satisfied, now.. But isn’t the one you’re using a ZeXal Edition, that doesn’t even destroy the loser’s Duel Disk? Even if you “won’t hesitate to resort to technology from inferior dimensions”, as you say, you still need to fix yourself some moral standards, you know?

Aster: I don’t care! You can’t escape from me, now!

Yuya: Well, I can always just remove my Duel Disk, you know? And from then, I’ll just borrow Shun’s; it’s not like he’ll be able to use it himself anytime soon.

Yuto: Just accept to Duel him, Yuya!

Yuya: But I don’t want to!

Yuto: In that case, I’ll just forcefully possess you again. And this time, I’ll also try to crack your memories to discover your most embarassing secrets.

Yuya: Fine, fine! I accept your challenge! But can we please do this somewhere else? I’m really getting tired of this spot!

Aster: How about this rooftop?

Yuya: Sounds good to me!

Mamoru: Now, if you excuse me, I have a subplot to take care of.

Gloria: Noro, you’re not going to become this season’s Roger.

Mamoru: Huh? But I really want to prove my superiority…

Gloria: Noro, you’re nowhere near Roger’s level. Even that Shingo guy over there is less of a comic relief that you are.

Mamoru: … Fine. Let’s just go back to our base. We’re late.

Gloria: You keep saying that, but what are we late for anyway? *Sigh* No matter. Let’s just go, Grace.

Grace: But, big sis… I really want to watch this Duel..

Gloria: You’ll watch it back at the base.

Grace: But I want to watch it live… I want to see Yuya’s Entertainment Duel!

Gloria: I don’t care. Now hurry up.

Grace: I want to see him play Smile World!

Gloria: What’s so special about that dumb card?

Grace (Suddenly getting very angry): How dare you say that about Smile World?!!

Gloria: H-Huh? Why are you so upset about it..?

Grace (With a faint voice and an empty glare): How cometh thee art so blind to the charms of Entertainment Dueling? Thou has't already faced the power of Smileth World, yet thee somehow still deny its devine beauty. Wherefore can thee not open up thy heart to the Egao, Gloria? Wherefore can thee not join us? ♦_♦

Gloria: W-What’s happening? You’re not Grace! The only form of entertainment Grace normally enjoys is ruthlessly cardifying Xyz Dimension people after beating them alongside me! Who are you? W-What are you?!

Grace (?): I am the embodiment of the people that has't the discovered the truth about themselves through the magic of Smileth World. Their everlasting worship is what allows me to manifest myself through our newest member’s body. Thee may calleth me Gracegao.

Gloria: …

Gracegao: Doth not worry. This name is still subject to changeth.

Aster: SAKAKI YUSHO NO MUSUKO… I’ll prove to you that your DUERU DE EGAO is wrong and that murdering people after playing card games against them is the right way to do things!

Yuya: Listen, I can understand that you do not appreciate my dueling style and that you believe that your own style is the better one. I’ve known lots of people who think the same way. Hell, I’ve even met someone who thought food was more important! Say what you want about him, but those are his thoughts, and I respect them. So why can’t you do the same for us, Entertainment Duelists? If you really think our Dueling Style is that silly, why can’t you just ignore it? Is it because my father pioneered the thing? What do you have against him?

Aster: You wish to know the truth? Very well, then. I’ll tell you what happened with him. It was three years ago, in this very spot.

Yuya: Oh, come on! Did the people in charge of this show got lazy and decided to have all the duels in this season happen in the same location?

Aster: If you’re gonna interrupt me, I won’t continue my explanation!

Yuya: Sorry..

Aster: Anyway, as I was saying..

(Flashback transition)

(The flashback starts with Yusho slowly approaching Aster)

Aster: So, we finally meet, Sakaki Yusho.

Yusho: Oh, so you know me. Good, that’ll make things much faster.

Aster: Indeed. Now let us see which HEROes truly are the superior ones.

Yusho: Hmm? What heroes?

Aster: Wait. You don’t use an E☆HERO Deck?

Yusho: No, I use Entermates.

Aster: Entermates? What are those?

Yusho: Oh, just your usual circus stuff: Pink hippos, frogs in tuxedos, Arbok, etc.

Aster: But then, if you’re not here to have a HERO face-off, why did you come to meet me? You do know that I am Academia’s Commader-in-chief, right?

Yusho: Well…

(Flashback sequence)

Yusho: So let me get this straight: You want me, the modest director of a modest extra-curricular establishment that teaches kids fun ways to play card games to go have a small talk with the guy in charge of those genocidal maniacs from a different world to try and find a compromise? Who the hell appointed you as our student representative again?

Sayaka: We the students of the Clover Branch believe that this is the right thing to do, yes.

Yusho: And I thought that hipster kid was crazy when he asked me to do the same thing… But at least it came with the promise of staying away from my responsabilities as a father and husband; it was the only reason I accepted the job. That, and all those zeroes in that paycheck, which I got in advance, so there’s no real reason for me to do it anymore.

Sayaka: But, Mr. Yusho.. Us Clovers need you to try and negociate with the enemy!

Yusho (Looking at the rest of his students): Do you really want me to do this?

(Students awkwardly step back)

Faint random student voice: It was Sayaka’s idea!

(End of the flashback)

Yusho: Damn you, Clovers…

Aster: You need to learn to be more severe with your students.

Yusho: that would imply I actually care about them. Anyway, since I’m here, might as well attempt to have a friendly discussion with you regarding his whole invasion thing. I don’t think just talking to you would make you reealize that killing is wrong, but perhaps, if I use this card, I can change your mind? (activates Smile World)

(Fast forward to Yusho being thrown into a dimensional portal)

Yusho: Why must you ruin everything, Sayaka?!! (Vanishes)

(End of the flashback)

Aster: And that’s what happened, more or less.

Yuya: …I don’t get it.

Aster: I don’t care; we’ve already wasted enough time! Let’s just have this rematch and move on with our lives!

(A few turns later)

Aster: His plays… They’re identical to Yusho’s when I duel against him back then…! Come to think of it, I’ve also been playing the exact same cards in the exact same order. So I just need to continue playing this way and I’ll beat him! Still… What is this strange feeling I’m having..? It’s like… I don’t want to win this Duel?

Graceago (name subject to change): Aye, Aster. Thou has't witnessed that child's potential. Giveth up on trying to reject thy true feelings, and embrace the Egao within thee.

Aster: I… I…

(Aster intentionally misplays, and loses)

Aster: Am… Am I a good guy now?

Yuya: Yeah, I don’t think so--

Yuto: Yes, he is.

Yuya: Is he?

Yuto: Yeah, we Dueled him, and we won, that makes him our friend.

Yuya: Weren’t you the one who wanted to crush him last time? Where does this new mentality of yours come from?

Yuto: It must be because of that really annoying voice that occasionally rings in my head.

Aster: So… Can I be a Lancer now?

Yuya: H-Huh? What about your position as Academia’s Commander-in-chief? Don’t you think that things won’t be going well for you if you suddenly decide to turn against them?

Aster: Nah, it’ll be fine. The Professor is a really nice guy; as long as I’m not a 14 years old teenage girl, I’m sure he won’t mind me leaving his ranks.

(Meanwhile, in the Fusion Dimension, Leo is in his office alongside a large number of Academia teachers, discussing their upcoming plans around a giant holographic map)

Academia Teacher #1: The enemy has made breakthroughs in severall dimensions. In Standard, the adversary has discovered most of our spies, and are continuing to do so in the remaining Leo Corporation branches. The enemy also currently operating in the Shiti. And in the Xyz Dimension, the enemy is bringing back to life Heartland’s Resistance.

Leo: With Aster’s assault, that will all come into order.

(Sudden awkward silence in the office)

Academia Teacher #1: Professor… Aster…

Academia Teacher #2: Aster has been infected by the “Egao”. He has cancelled his assault, then resigned from his position as our Commander-in-chief.

Leo (Removing his third of a helmet from his head with a very shaky hand): Everyone who saw it coming, leave the office at once.

(All of the Academia Teachers silently leave the office, except for four of them)

Leo (Screaming): That was an order! Aster’s assault was an order! Who are you that you dare set yourself against my order?

(The Academia teachers that has left the office keep awkwardly listening to Leo’s tantrum from behind the door.)

Leo: Has it now come so far? Academia has been lying to me! Everybody has been lying to me, even the Obelisk Force! All my students are nothing but a bunch of lousy, faithless cowards!

Academia teacher #3: Professor I can't allow it, that the students who have given their lives for you…

Leo: Nothing but cowards, traitors, failures!!!

Academia Teacher #3: Professor, what you're saying is outrageous!

Leo: My high-ranked students are the scum of the Fusion Dimension people! (angrily thows a pen on the holographic map) They are without honor! They call themselves students, because they've spent years in Academia only to learn how to hold a Duel Disk and press a button. For years, they have only hindered my actions. They’ve put every last conceivable obstacle in my way! What I should have done is eliminate all the high-ranking officers, like Don Thousand did!

(Leo faintly sits back on his chair)

Leo: I was never at an academy, except for this one, and even then I’ve skipped all the classes I’ve given to myself. And yet, I, alone, have—all by myself—conquered the entire Xyz Dimension! Traitors. Right from the start, I've been so betrayed and deceived! What a monstrous betrayal of the Fusion Dimension people! But all these traitors are gonna pay. With their own lives, they're gonna pay! They're gonna be carded - by their own Duel Disks!

(Leo’s voice gets weaker)

Leo: My orders are spoken into the wind. It is impossible, under these circumstances, to lead... It’s over. The invasion… is a failure. But if you, my staff, believe that I am therefore leaving the Fusion Dimension… You are way off! I'd rather card myself. Do what you want.

(End of the episode)

(Up next: DENNIS!!)

AccelRainbowDashley
22nd June 2016, 02:36 AM
Yuya: I guess you’re doing as usual, then. And you, Shun?

Shun: *unconscious*

Yuya: Oh, right. Good job, Sayaka.

Sayaka: *cries even more*

Absolutely barbaric.

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
22nd June 2016, 07:19 PM
So when does Sayaka's soul gem run out?
Shun is great even when he's unconscious?
Is that a Hitler rants parody?

HelixReactor
22nd June 2016, 09:55 PM
Yup. Can't say I'm really proud of it; hopefully, it wasn't too much for people's taste >.<

You sure seem to like Shun :P

As for Sayaka, I don't know; she isn't making use of her Soul Gem, so I can continue making her suffer without risking to corrupt it >:3

Pendulum
28th June 2016, 01:50 PM
Hey Helix! How's it going?
So, I just read your episode 109:


I wonder if it’s not just lazy voice actor recycling… What if that production choice had a much deeper meaning. What if… the Duel Disk Voiceman is the key to the plot?!
Very deep.


Modern Gears
...Kinda makes sense.

Very cool scene with "Devoted Love". Seriously.

This duel ending makes no sense. I like it!

This ending makes even less sense. Very comical!

Very cool. I liked Shun's attitude. I liked the parodies. "Intrusion penalty? Let's wait", very cool. The Duel Disks security certificate was also a very good one.
Also: DENNIS!

Pendulum
28th June 2016, 08:50 PM
Triple Vanishing Lanius into Rise Falcon!
I set Stargazer and Timergazer to Pendulum Summon 2 Performapal Monsters, and Odd-Eyes!
Go! Cipher Wings into Galaxy-Eyes Cipher Dragon!
You... are good. Kite does need to vary his strategy a bit.

That Duel Anchor part hahahah!



I’ll just borrow Shun’s; it’s not like he’ll be able to use it himself anytime soon.
Poor Shun!



Gracegao
I can totally see that happen. Why can't just Gloria accept she lost to Smile World? It's not embarassing, right?...



Aster: Wait. You don’t use an E☆HERO Deck?
Haaaaahahahahah!! Brilliant!



Arbok
Hah!



Yusho: Damn you, Clovers…
Yusho's the one saying the line!? Whaaa!?



Aster: So… Can I be a Lancer now?
He is just begging for it, this is hilarious!


DENNIS!!

HelixReactor
28th June 2016, 10:31 PM
Hey Pendulum! How have you been?

I'm glad you enjoyed the scripts! ^_^

Yup, unlike its Shiti predecessor, everybody can damn the Clovers. Not very surprising considering their current leader, Sayaka.

Pendulum
29th June 2016, 09:56 PM
Hey Pendulum! How have you been?

I'm glad you enjoyed the scripts! ^_^

Yup, unlike its Shiti predecessor, everybody can damn the Clovers. Not very surprising considering their current leader, Sayaka.

Poor Sayaka, everyone's always bashing on her.

HelixReactor
29th June 2016, 10:05 PM
That's what she gets for ruining everything :P

HelixReactor
16th July 2016, 06:44 PM
Sorry for the return of lack of scripts this past couple of weeks. I got occupied by a handful of things.

That said however, conveniently enough, the final line of the previous script still stands!

Here comes Dennis, and here comes Episode 114!

I hope you'll enjoy the read ^_^


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Narrator: Previously, on Yu-Gi-Oh! GArx:

Dennis: DE-DENNIS!!

Gongenzaka: Dennis! How dare you want to kidnap Yuzu?!

Dennis: Hai Gon-chan~~!! Oddly enough, I am not seeking your attention today. Have fun dealing with these guys instead. Bye~~

Gongenzaka: How dare you run away like that and leave us with all these people that may or may not be Gx cameos but noone can tell for sure because of that stupidly high number of filler characters that show had?! I, OTOKO GONGENZAKA, shall let Kaito deak with the--hey, where do you think you’re going, Kaito?! Okay, fine, I’ll fight them on my ow-- these guys aren’t even interested in dueling us! Shingo, this is all your fault!

Narrator: Back to the episode.

Narrator: Born from intense levels of xenophobia: Killing Due--Oh, we changed it? Thank goodness! So, what do we have now? Hmm… There isn’t much I can say about this new intro. Boys, is there something you’d like to add?

Yu-bros (in Tetra-berserk mode): WARERAGA HITOTSU NI!!! ♦_♦

Narrator: … Let’s move on with the episode… ;-;

(Opening sequence)

(The episode starts with Yusho and Alexis on board of a flying ship)

Yusho: Yup. They’ll never find us here.

Alexis: Mr. Yusho, how can you be so sure of that? Don’t you think they’ll notice a random floating boat in the clear skies during daytime?

Yusho: I’m absolutely positive, yes. We’ll blend in perfectly in the sceneri thanks to those just as randomly placed floating towers!

Alexis: Mr. Yusho, I really think we need to find a better hideout. This is getting really lazy, even by your standards…

Yusho: Yeah, sure. Let’s go a super-secret place where absolutely noone, friend or foe, can find us. And then I’ll give Leo the satisfaction of giving his students a challenging mission. Hell no!

Alexis: Fine. Let’s go to a boring place, then. Anywhere but here. What will we be doing when they’ll be spotting us in the next few seconds?

Yusho: Nothing. We’ll just look at them and laugh. The Fusion Dimension is 99% covered in water. Their transportation means are extremely primitive, and all they can do is sailing their seas. There’s no way they’re gonna make their way he--

Dennis (shouting from the distance): DE-DENNIS!!!

Yusho: Dammit, I forgot about their hang-gliders. Truly, they are the Obelisk Force’s strongest weapon. Leo would never allow their use, except in dire situations…

Dennis (landing): DENNIS AAAAND GENTLEMEEEEEEEEEN!! It is I, Dennis Mackfield! I came all the way up here because I’ve heard there’s a superb view! And indeed, what do I see here? A charming gentleman, and a magnificient young lady! All that’s missing is a beautiful sunset to give a romantic atmosphere to this desperate escape attempt from the dennistastic moi! But, my my, Sensei, for you to run away with another girl when you’re married~~ You also seem to have a thing for blond ladies, heh? *winks* … Sensei? Are you even listening to me?

Yusho: … … Huh? Oh, I’m sorry, I was spacing out a bit. It happens a lot when people I don’t care about start making needlessly long speeches.

Dennis: W-What do you mean, you don’t care about me?!!

Yusho: I’m sorry, who are you, again?

Dennis: I-It’s me, Dennis Mackfield! Your Number #1 student!

Yusho: Oh dear. Yet another “Number #1” student… You guys would do anything just so you can get an autograph from me, wouldn’t you? I just happen to show you a quick cheap trick, and you suddenly start thinking that I am your teacher. Listen, kid, if I happen to teach you something for free, then no, I am not your teacher, also I probably have also snatched your wallet in the process.

Alexis: Hold on a second… Our education in your underground school is completely free of charge! Does that mean that..?

Yusho: Oh, Alexis… If I had to explain to you how crippling my debt when “pioneering Action Duels” is, I’m fairly certain all of you will hand over yourselves back to Academia.

Dennis: … So that’s how things are, Sensei… No, Sakaki Yusho… Very well, then. I, Dennis Mackfield, will make sure your final moments will be splendid! Enjoy the view while you can, because-- *gasps* Oh.. I’m so sorry! I was so exited about meeting you that I have already started taking souvenirs!!! (Reveals a cardified ship captain) Oh no, oh no, oh no, this won’t do, this won’t do at all.. Or would it? The ship may be slowly losing its altitude now, but its eventual crashing will most certainly leave room to a most flamboyant sceneri, don’t you think so… Sensei…?

Yusho: …… Hmm?... Oh, yeah, sorry. Bring it on, or something like that. Hmm… Have I shown you Smile World before?

Dennis: I don’t remember so, no.

Yusho: Oh. Welp, I’m doomed then. What should we do now?

Alexis: Don’t worry, Mr. Yusho, I’ll Duel him on your stead.

Yusho: Alexis, we may be doomed, but I’m not particularily eager to get carded even sooner.

Kaito (in the distance, wearing a glider): Don’t worry, Mr. Yusho! I’ll save you! (lands on the ship and removes his glider) This all-purpose bot is really handy. It’s a shame I never got the time to make it intelligent and capable of speech because of the invasion, but it’s probably better this way. In any case, you’re the one who helped kidnapping Ruri, right? I’ll make sure you pay the price for that, and for threatening my teacher! Mr. Yusho, will you give me the honor of allowing me to defeat this Fusion Scum?

Yusho: … … … Hmm… I wonder what Fusion Yoko will be having for dinner tonight..

Kaito: … I’ll take that as a yes… Now, let’s begin our Duel! I’ll show you the true teaching of Mr. Yusho! I Summon Cipher Wing, and then I Summon Cipher Wing, and then I Summon Cipher Wing, and then…

Yusho: And this, Kaito, is exactly why I kicked you out of my school.

Kaito: H-Huh..?

Yusho: I don’t need to explain myself. But I just want you to know that although I admire your skills, your playstyle is so boring that I ended up accidentally assigning Sayaka as our student representative.

Kaito: But… That would mean that…

Yusho: Oh, don’t worry, Sayaka’s still the one to blame.

Kaito: Oh, thank goodness! For a moment, I was afraid I was the one responsible for all these terrible things that happened to us! Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, I tribute a Cipher Wing, and then I--argh, screw it, you all know how this works; here comes Galaxy-Eyes Cipher Dragon.

Yusho: Huh. Don’t you usually throw a spear in the air when summoning your dragon? Why did you stop doing that?

Kaito: Well…

(Flashback sequence)

(Flashback starts in a middle of a Duel between Kaito and a handful of Academia students. He raises his arm, and a Galaxy-Eyes spear gets materialized in his hand, but then is suddenly snatched by Sayaka.)

Kaito: Sayaka, what are you doing here? Give me back my spear!

Sayaka: No! We’ve had enough violence! I won’t let you harm anyone anymore! You can’t bring a weapon to a cardgame!

Kaito: Actually, I only use that thing to look cool, but your idea is even better! Now give that thing back!

Sayaka: N-No! That’s not what I meant! I’ll never give it back! It’s mine now!

Kaito: Sayaka, you’re embarrassing me in from of my opponents! I’ve had enough of your nonsense! Give me back my spear!

Sayaka: If… If you make one more step, I… I won’t hesitate to use it against you!

Kaito: … Very well then, you can keep it for now…

Sayaka: Thank you, Kaito! I knew you’ll understand me!

(A grasshopper suddenly jumps and lands on Sayaka’s glasses)

Sayaka (waving the spear in her hands like crazy): AARGH!! GET IT AWAY, GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!

Kaito: Calm down, Sakaya, or else you will--*stabbity stabbed*

(End of the flashback)

Kaito: And this is also why I’m attaching the Resistance scarf to my hand. As for the spear, it has suffered enough trauma that day to ever want to reappear again.

Dennis: What a touching backstory. It reminds of the day Barrett told me how he lost his eye. Although his story was much less impressive. But it did include some explosions. Truly, it is a shame I couldn’t care any less about you too, however, considering this past experience of yours, and with you being one of the … official students of my Sensei, it would honor me to have you participate in one of my magic tricks. What do you think? I must warn you though, there’s no guarantee that the multitude of butcher knifes I’ll be throwing at you won’t be hitting you at all. Would my Sensei also be interested in participa---

Yusho (snoozing, and mumbling in his sleep): I can assure you, Miss Jane…zzzzz…. This can’t possibly be our son….zzzz…. even if his hair looks tasty….zzzz…. Let’s just abandon him in the slums….zzzz….

Dennis: … *Sigh* Let’s just move on with the Duel…

(A few turns later)

Kaito: Ugh… For whatever reason, I’m having difficulties in this Duel. I haven’t though that a character as overhyped as mine would find himself in such a pinch only 14 episodes after his reintroduction… Shun defeated this guy once, right? What would he do in such a situation..?

(Meanwhile, in the Roku’s dojo/Resistance’s camp in the Xyz Dimension)

(Shun suddenly wakes up from his coma)

Shun: …! W-Where am I? W-Where is everyone?

Sayaka: Shun! Thank goodness you’re alright! Don’t worry about the others; they’ve already went to the Fusion Dimension.

Shun: Huh? Why did they did not wait for me..?

Sayaka: They did say they want to go with you, but I insisted they do so.

Shun: But… I wanted to go with them to…

Sayaka: Save Ruri? Don’t worry, everything’s under control! I personally asked Kaito to do it in your stead!

Shun: But I don’t want him to save Ruri. I want to be the one to save my little sister!

Sayaka: Yeah, Kaito told me the same thing, but I kept insisting he does that!

Shun: … And… When will I be able to join the other Lancers...?

Sayaka: You won’t! I sent a few e-mails to your boss Reiji, asking him to let you leave the group.

Shun: … And… What did he answer…?

Sayaka: He said yes! Although it did take him about a thousand e-mails before he finally accepted my request!

Shun: …

Sayaka: So now, you’ll have as much time as you want to rest!

Shun: … … … (Passes out out of anger)

(Meanwhile, back in the Fusion Dimension)

Kaito: Welp, all I can do for now is relying on my next… DRAW!! (draws Little Fairy) … … … Great job, Sayaka… Now I’m forced to lower my level to his.... (Raises the Little Fairy card) HARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Little Fairy gets surrounded by halo light, then Re-Contract Universes itself into a RUM card) I activate Rank-Up-Magic - The Convenient One, and I target Galaxy-Eyes Cipher Dragon! (A lance appears in Kaito’s hand) Yes!! Finally!!

(Kaito throws the lance on Dennis, but, mid-flight, Little Fairy suddently materialized herself and stops it, then both of them vanish.)

Kaito: … Fine! I’ll just do this the good old way! Come, Rank 9, Galaxy-Eyes Cipher Blade Dragon!

Sawatari (from the distance): Why is it not called Neo--

Kaito: Galaxy-Eyes Cipher Blade Dragon!! Just... do your thing, then attack Dennis directly!!

Dennis (gets thrown off the ship): DE-DENNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS! D: [Insert those Team Rocket blasting off sound effects]

Yusho: Great job, Kaito.

Kaito: Thank you, Mr. Yusho.

Yusho: But your playstyle was still as boring as usual,

Kaito: I’m sorry I was busy saving you rather than entertaining you, Mr. Yusho,

Yusho: That said, however, the Re-Contract Universe thing was pretty neat.

Kaito: Thank you, Mr. Yusho.

Yusho: But you technically did get some help from Sayaka to do it, so I’m afraid I’ll have to give you and F. Better luck next time!

Kaito: Very well, Mr. Yusho…

(Kaito’s Duel Disk’s Phone App starts ringing. Kaito answers the call)

Yuya: Kaito! We need you to come back here at once!

Kaito: What’s the matter, Yuya? Did you get attacked by more Academia officers?

Yusho: Or worse, captured by a bunch of random pirates who also have in their ranks a toxic version of your closest childhood friend, only brainwashed for the occasion?

Yuya: No! It’s just that we haven’t lose Yuzu for over an episode now! That can only mean something terrible’s about to happen!

(End of the episode)
Someone please Photoshop Dennis' face on a Dedenne

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iNfiniTe Se7eNz
16th July 2016, 09:09 PM
DAMMIT SAYAKA YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

Props to Re-Contract (did somebody say contr-- *riddled with bullets*) Universing Little Fairy into RUM. And the Neo joke. And the weapons thing. Man, Kaito makes everything awesome. Great script.

HelixReactor
17th July 2016, 07:40 AM
Thanks! I'm glad you liked it ^_^

Should I feel bad for practically bullying Sayaka on a constant basis now? >.<

Also, I'm not sure if it was very clear from my part, but in this script I gave yet another of those silly dub-like last names to one of the main characters; any thoughts on it?

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
17th July 2016, 08:00 AM
Thanks! I'm glad you liked it ^_^

Should I feel bad for practically bullying Sayaka on a constant basis now? >.<

Also, I'm not sure if it was very clear from my part, but in this script I gave yet another of those silly dub-like last names to one of the main characters; any thoughts on it?
Miss Jane? As in YŪGŌ JA NE, YŪGO DA!

That's impressively clever, albeit REALLY subtle.

HelixReactor
17th July 2016, 03:16 PM
Careful kids, canon episode 114 stuff ahoy!


Congratulations! Your DE-DENNIS evolved into DEADENNIS! (Too soon?)

I must say, I have no idea why I kept thinking the ship Yusho was hiding in was a flying one... <.<

Also, Kaito will have his grade updated for actually pulling out a Neo after all. It's an F+ now.

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
17th July 2016, 10:58 PM
Careful kids, canon episode 114 stuff ahoy!


Congratulations! Your DE-DENNIS evolved into DEADENNIS! (Too soon?)

I must say, I have no idea why I kept thinking the ship Yusho was hiding in was a flying one... <.<

Also, Kaito will have his grade updated for actually pulling out a Neo after all. It's an F+ now.


Not soon enough.

Also, was I right?

HelixReactor
18th July 2016, 12:35 AM
Not soon enough.

Also, was I right?

About Yugo? Yup :P

Pendulum
25th July 2016, 11:28 AM
Dennis (landing):
This Dennis' line is just so good. Sooooooo goooood!



Kaito (in the distance, wearing a glider):
Poor Orbital...


Kaito: … Very well then, you can keep it for now…
Uh, Sayaka was determined


Man, you like to bash Sayaka hahah!



Typos:
Kaito: Sayaka, you’re embarrassing me in from of my opponents! I’ve had enough of your nonsense! Give me back my spear!

Yusho: But you technically did get some help from Sayaka to do it, so I’m afraid I’ll have to give you and F. Better luck next time!

HelixReactor
25th July 2016, 12:57 PM
What can I say? Sayaka is a very easy target >.<
This also applies for a certain teacher of hers :P

duelchaser227
10th August 2016, 01:41 AM
What can I say? Sayaka is a very easy target >.<
This also applies for a certain teacher of hers :P

I need the Ms. Jane joke explained to me. I don't remember any 5Ds characters named Jane.

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
11th August 2016, 01:04 AM
I need the Ms. Jane joke explained to me. I don't remember any 5Ds characters named Jane.

Implying she's the mother of Yugo.

As in Yugo Jane.

As in YŪGŌ JA NE, YŪGO DA!

HelixReactor
11th August 2016, 09:47 PM
Yup, there is no 5d's character named Jane. It was just a way to reveal Yugo's Comon (Commons canon) last name :P

HelixReactor
13th August 2016, 08:11 PM
And now, to finally put something new in here!

Once again, sorry for the lack of new episodes lately. I've been caught up by a lot of matters. I still am, for that matter.

But for now, since I'm free for once, here's Episode 118's script!

I hope you'll enjoy the read ^_^



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Narrator: Previously, in Yu-Gi-Oh! GArcx:

Yugo: No! Not the Rin-Go! D’:

Rin: RIN-GO JA NE, RIN GO DA!! ♦_♦

Narrator: Back to the episode.

(The episode in a small barrack in the middle of Academia Island. Five students, as well as their instructor are in it.)

Instructor: Attention soldiers! Your latest exam results were exceptionally mediocre. Accordingly, you are supposed to be expelled from our prestigious school, or at the very least, get demoted into vulgar Slifers. However, due to a special request, there is still a chance for you to pass. I am, of course, talking about--

Academia Student #1: Sir, is it really necessary for us to go through this? Wouldn’t it be easier for everyone if you just immediately give us an F?

Instructor: Soldier, it is not with this kind of behaviour that you’ll be promoted into joining the Obelisk Force!

Academia Student #2: Sir, I’m fairly certain nobody wants to join the Obelisk Force. Ever since their Head went missing... well… not even their helmets have been able to protect them from their own selves..

Instructor: Soldier, who gave you the right to talk to me normally?!

Academia Student #2: Huh?

Instructor: You’re that “Academia Student #2” kid, aren’t you? Soldier, as the second member of a group of nameless characters, you are only allowed to speak in catchphrases in which you curse another group of nameless characters that you deem inferior to yours!

Academia Student #2: What do you mean, nameless characters? Sir, you do know that we all have names here, right?

Instructor: Of course not! I don’t read the “Cast” part of the episode previews! In fact, I don’t even know my own name! So, for now, you may call me Clonezaburo Kaiba.

Academia Student #3: So I guess this script won’t be having any political joke, huh..?

Clonezaburo: Soldier, what did I tell about spoilers?!

Academia Student #2: To be fair, I think we’ve had enough political jokes anyway.

Clonezaburo: Soldier!!

Academia Student #2: … Oh, right… Uhm… Damn you, Slifers?

Clonezaburo: Excellent. Now, for your catch up exam.

(Opening sequence)

(Meanwhile, at Academia Island’s shore, the Lancers are rushing in direction of the cliff)

Yuya (suddenly stopping): Wait! Hold on!

(Rest of the Lancers stop running)

Yuya: Where exactly are we going this way?

Reiji: Isn’t that obvious? We’re going to climb that cliff, then go straight to Leo’s office.

Yuya: I know, but, couldn’t we just go a bit more to the left first? The slope over there looks much less tedious to climb.

Reiji: Yeah, but…

Yuya: Hell, if we make a slightly longer detour, maybe we won’t even have to climb anything at all!

Reiji: But…

Yuya: Come to think of it, why did we tie up our boat here? Isn’t there a harbor on this island? If we accosted there, wouldn’t it have been even easier for us to reach Leo’s office afterwards? It’s not like they don’t already know we’re here, it was kinda hard not to notice those giant Cipher Streams, even from far away in the ocean! Also, there’s probably a camera on all of these floating towers. I mean, those things do need to have some sort of purpose, no? It’s not like whoever’s taking care of show went like “Hey, this Fusion Dimension looks a bit too bland, no? How are we going to make it different from Standard?” “I dunno. Just put some floating towers here and there. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Oh! And a lot of water! People love it when they need to Surf all their way through their world map!”

Reiji: …

Gongenzaka: …

Sawatari: … Yuya? You okay, buddy?

Yuya: No I’m not! Getting used to having Yuzu stolen away from me isn’t a reason to start acting impassively about it!

Reiji: … It’s just that it’s been so long since we were all together, and I just wanted to have a good time with you… Come on, guys, it’s going to be a fun activity!

Sora: “A fun activity”, huh? You’re becoming more like your father.

Reiji (blusing deeply): Tha-- That’s not it!! F-Fine, fine, we’ll just make a detour..

Crow: Aww… But I really wanted to try to climb that cliff..

Reiji: Crow, I understand that you suffer from a constant intense need for attention, but that is not the reason why I made you part of the Lancers.

Tsukikage: Yes it is! When he overheard you recruiting Jack, he started stalking us for days while crying intensely, until you finally decided to let him join the group!

Sawatari: Why did he bring his motorcycle with him? Did you forget to tell him that this world is practically entirely covered in water?

Tsukikage: We did, but he won’t listen to us…

Crow: A Riding Duelist cannot possibly stay away from his D-Wheel! Now, watch me and my Blackbird escalate this cliff in the blink of an eye!

(Crow drives his way to the cliff as fast as possible. His D-Wheel gradually loses its speed in the process, until completely stopping right before reaching the top. It then falls down and crashes.)

Crow: No! Not the Blackbird!! … Oh, hey, there was a card inside the engine. I wonder what it was doing in there..?

Reiji: … Let’s just leave him be..

???: Not so fast!

(Clonezaburo and his students suddenly appear at the top of the cliff.)

Clonezaburo: We were hiding behind the bushes over here, untiringly waiting for you to make your way up here so we can assault you by surprise, and now, you just decide to go take another way? Unacceptable! I refuse to allow my students to go have a much more conventional catch up exam!

Reiji: And you are?

Clonezaburo: The name’s Clonezaburo Kaiba… probably… And my students over here will be challenging you to an exciting series of perilous trials that shall take place in the entirety of this sacred island! Will you rebel scum be able to prove your worth by emerging victorious from these hardships you’ll be facing? Or, on the contrary, you will suffer a tragic defea--

Yuya: Is this filler?

Clonezaburo: … Pardon me?

Yuya: Is this filler? Is this relevant in any way to the plot, or are you just wasting our time, as well as your own?

Clonezaburo: Of course not! … I think? Well… As you can see… Uhm...

Yuya: Yeah. Thought so.

Sora: Don’t look so upset, Yuya. Fillers are common practice here.

Yuya: Alright, alright, as long as this isn’t going to be some sort of tournament mini-arc..

Clonezaburo: Yeah… Sure… This isn’t going to be a tournament… This… Uhm… (Scratches away “Genocide X tournament” from his examination papers, and throws away the medals from his hands) A Survival Duel!

Yuya: Good. For a moment, I thought we got away from the Xyz Dimension’s World Dead Carnival, only to find ourselves trapped into something lamer.

Clonezaburo: D-Don’t you dare say that my competi--err, special event is lame! This is going to be amazing! We’re going to have a 5 vs 5 Duel, and however loses their Life Points will be carded by me!

Yuya: … That sounds terrible.

Clonezaburo: No it’s not! This is the ultimate examination! Although I’m surprised I’m actually being asked for once to organize this… In any case, enough talking! Are you guys ready?

Academia Student #1: No, we’re not. You took away our Decks from us, remember?

Clonezaburo: Well, you should’ve asked the Filler Committee to prepare new ones for you! *Sigh* Fine, I’ll handle this (Rolls a die, and lands on 4) Soldier! Give me a four-letter word!

Academia Student #1: Uhm.. Rope?

Clonezaburo: Alright, go make yourself a rope-themed Deck! You there! Do you want something in particular for your Deck?

Academia Student #2: Damn you, Slifers!

Clonezaburo: Soldier! Don’t you dare avoid my question! ...Ugh, this is tiring. We’ve already wasted enough time; let’s just start this Duel already!

Academia Student #3: But sir! Only one of us so far has a Deck!

Clonezaburo: I don’t care! Just use 40 copies or so of Marauding Captain - don’t worry about it; it’s legal here. Throw in some Pots of Greed, and a few copies of Warrior Lady of the Wasteland if you feel like it, and you’ll be good to go! Is the Lancer side ready or not?

Yuya: Hold on, we’re still deciding on who’s going to participate! Alright guys, I really don’t feel like wasting my time here, and this whole thing’s a big joke, so let’s just leave the most useless of us here, and--

Reiji: I vote for Shingo.

Sora: Shingo.

Sawatari: Shingo-- wait, hold on a second!

Crow: Hey! I want to participate too!

Yuya: Sure, have fun.

Tsukikage: I should probably stay here, too. If anyone risks to get carded here, I can always use Hikage’s card’s card to save them.

Gongenzaka: I’ll be staying here as well. I, OTOKO GONGENZAKA, cannot refuse a challenge! And I will be honored to fight alongside my very best friend, Yuya!

Yuya: But I already told you that I don’t want to--

Sawatari: Too late. You’re in!

Clonezaburo: Excellent. Now, let the Survival Duel commence!

(A handful of turns later)

Gongenzaka: Argh! Curses! I, OTOKO GONGENZAKA, have been severely injured during a Duel, for the third time in a row! How come the writers hate me so much?!

Jack (Showing up out of nowhere): Worry not! I, JACK ATLUS, will save you from your otherwise inevitable doom! Pardon my delay, but I’ve heard this is how things work with you. So many conveniently Special Summoned monsters over here! Come, Red Demons Dragon Scar-right! Absolute Power Flame!

Yuya: Wait, hold on! This is a Battle Royale! We’ll also take the damage!

Sawatari: Don’t worry about me; I found an Action Card that reduces the damage I would take to 0.

Tsukikage: Same here!

Crow: Yup, here too! And there’s also another copy of the card right below you, Yuya!

Yuya: Huh. How convenient. This should spare the writers from trying to make a better stroytelling. You take one too, Gongenzaka!

Gongenzaka: I, OTOKO GONGENZAKA, am too manly to make use of Action Cards!

Jack: So you dare let my sacrifice of 2000 Life Points go to waste?! How deable!

Gongenzaka: That’s… That’s not what I meant!

Jack: Is that so? If that’s the case, then I, KINGU JACK ATLUS, order you to go pick up that Action Card, and manlily activate it!

Gongenzaka: Y-YES, SIR!

Clonezaburo: N-NO! Impossible! How could my students lose at a Survival Duel?!

Yuya: Phew… It’s finally over. And it only took us… What?! Four episodes?! This isn’t the time for more filler arcs!

Clonezaburo: Hey! Don’t look at me like that! I’ve only been following your request!

Yuya: Huh? What request?

Clonezaburo (Takes a letter from his pocket): I am mistaken? I thought you guys were looking for training before you commence your final battles… Well, no matter now. (Gives the letter to Yuya) Come on, soldiers! We’ll be taking our leave now… Hmm.. Why are there only four of you standing here? What happened to Academia Soldier #1?

Academia Soldier #3: He’s… hanging in there, sir…

Clonezaburo: Huh? Where? I don’t see him. Can you go call him, please?

Academia Soldier #3: … I don’t think I can, sir…

(Clonezaburo and his students leave the place.)

Yuya: Huh. I wonder what was that for.

(Yuya opens the letter and starts reading it.)


Dear Mr. Kaiba,

I do realize that the relationship between both our communities is very hostile. However, I have the feeling you won’t be a threat to us, which is why I am permitting myself to write you this letter, as I have a favour to ask you.

My friends are on their way to your establishment. All this time, they have been travelling across the world, participating in major events. I, on the other hand, have been nothing but trouble to them, and I wish to make up for my mistakes. They’ve been talking to me about all those tournaments they’ve been in, and I wanted to prepare something of the sort for them in my hometown. Unfortunately, they left before they could let me do so.

Which is why I am asking you if you could organize that for them on my stead, for when they arrive to your school. It needs to last a few days in order for them to fully enjoy it.

Thank you in advance,


Sayaka Sasayama

PS: I’ve heard that a major sports event has also recently started in Rio de Jacademia. May I also ask you if you could have it broadcasted in your school? I’m sure they’ll love it, especially the Table Tennis competitions!


(End of the episode)

duelchaser227
14th August 2016, 02:23 AM
Wait a minute. 118 hasn't even been broadcast in Japan yet. Its not supposed to come out until later tonight. How are you posting this?

Also
wasting your time, as well as your own?

LolsterXD97
14th August 2016, 02:29 AM
Wait a minute. 118 hasn't even been broadcast in Japan yet. Its not supposed to come out until later tonight. How are you posting this?

Its not the real episode, just parody scripts for the lulz.

duelchaser227
14th August 2016, 02:31 AM
I know, but still. I DEMAND RELEVANCE IN MY FAN MADE NON COMMISSIONED UNOFFICIAL MESSAGE BOARD BASE COMEDY!

HelixReactor
14th August 2016, 03:09 AM
Whoops, fixing that silly mistake right now >.<

Anyway, yeah, that's how it works here: The scripts are always posted before the actual episode. The only exceptions are if they're posted in-between two-parter episodes (in which case, I try to disregard whatever has been revealed in the aired part), and, of course, the recap scripts.

As for the relevance, if any, the scripts follow their own continuity... kinda, while trying to predict what's going to happen in their canon episode... kinda >.<

Pendulum
16th August 2016, 02:05 PM
Instructor: You’re that “Academia Student #2” kid, aren’t you? Soldier, as the second member of a group of nameless characters, you are only allowed to speak in catchphrases in which you curse another group of nameless characters that you deem inferior to yours!
So it begins!



Clonezaburo Kaiba.
...Sounds legit to me.


That Yuya's big line is simply hilarious.



A Riding Duelist cannot possibly stay away from his D-Wheel!
I wonder how Yugo will survive now, since his own D-Wheel is junk now.



Xyz Dimension’s World Dead Carnival
Huuum... In a broken roller coaster?... Could work, definitively.



Academia Student #2: Damn you, Slifers!
First was the test, now it's the real deal. It sticks.


That Action-Card-that-reduces-damage-to-zero scene is incredibly accurate.


You really hate Sayaka. And the letter is very comical. She always screws it. Didn't see it coming like this hahah!

Great script as usual, Helix!

HelixReactor
16th August 2016, 02:58 PM
Yay! I'm glad you like it ^_^

Dare I keep Sander's name "Clonezaburo"? I don't really feel like calling him otherwise o3o


Huuum... In a broken roller coaster?... Could work, definitively.

Nope, they just use the Allen-like rollerblades to move on the coaster's lanes (which, obviously, are broken)

Pendulum
16th August 2016, 03:24 PM
Yay! I'm glad you like it ^_^

Dare I keep Sander's name "Clonezaburo"? I don't really feel like calling him otherwise o3o

Keep "Clonezaburo". Way better than "Sander"...



Nope, they just use the Allen-like rollerblades to move on the coaster's lanes (which, obviously, are broken)

Ah! Of course, of course. I could totally see that happening.

HelixReactor
17th August 2016, 06:34 PM
And now, for episode 119!

As you can expect, this script contains heavy amounts of RURI, so please proceed with caution.

I hope you'll enjoy the read ^_^




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Narrator: Previously, in Yu-Gi-Oh! GArcx:

Yuya: No! Not Tsukikage…! I… I…

Yuto: Hey Yuya, it’s been a while since the last time we went Berserk. Do you want us to go apeshit and get our revenge?

Yuya: Nah, I’m over it. Let’s move on.

Narrator: Back to the episode.

(The episode starts with Shun climbing the stairs of the western tower of Academia)

Shun (Breathless): Huff… Puff… There sure is… a lot of stairs here… How come I’ve been climbing these for two episodes now… while it took Kaito less than five minutes..? … Ugh… I’m tired… That’s weird… I thought I was a much more endurant than that… I guess must’ve left all my stamina with Sayaka… … Ugh… If only there was a way to reach Ruri faster… Like riding my Rise Falcon and scout the area from the skies… I mean… If she really went full evil… who knows if she’s still in that tower…? … Heh… no matter now…. I think… think I’ve nearly reached the top… Come on, Shun… Get a hold of yourself… You’re… almost… the--

Diana (Popping out of nowhere): I am the guardian of the Western Tower, Diana. If you want to pass, you have to defea--

(Shun rushes and tackles Diana violently, pushing her from the top of the tower, making her fall to her demise.)

Shun: I’ve got no time for this. (Falls on his knees, and puts his hands on his stomach in pain) Ugh… A side stitch… of course… I shouldn’t have talked that much while running all the way up here…

(Opening Sequence)

(Episode resumes with Shun finally reaching Ruri)

Shun: Huff… Puff… Ruri…So you were still here, after all...

Ruri: Hiya, baby brother. Yeah, I figured it would be better if I just stayed here in this boring room, waiting for someone like you to potentially arrive to “save me”, while spending my time doing nothing and just sitting on that wooden chair and looking at that empty desk.. Well I guess there’s that cool-looking desk lamp, but I can’t figure out how to turn it on, cause it’s not plugged to any power source, which makes it pretty useless. Only now do I start wondering why have I been spending all this time locked up here if the Professor could have made me work for him at any time, then again, I do have a parasite inside my head, so I shouldn’t be asking myself these sorts of questions.

Shun: …

Ruri: So, what brings you here, baby brother? Were you looking for your big sister to give you a change? You sure took your time, then. I hope you haven’t been having any Riding Duels on your way here?

Shun (Blushing instantly, avoiding eye contact): Huh? Of… Of course not…!

Ruri: Silly baby brother, you shouldn’t be lying to your big sister. Now I’ll have to put a diaper on your head, too.

(Shun steps back and activates his Duel Disk.)

Ruri: Aww, my baby brother is trying to act like a grown-up. That’s cute. Sure, I’ll play along. But be careful, if you lose, I’ll go prepare a bottle for you, and chances are I won’t be paying attention to how hot its content is before forcing you into drinking it.

Shun (Stepping back more): Ruri… I know you’re in there somewhere… Like I said to that Sora kid the other day, us the Resistance knows very well that it’s very possible for some of us to get forced into working for the enemy, and that we must take them back at any cost! Which is why I’ll be using the Rank-Up-Magic - Revolution Force to save you!

Ruri: By the way, I use a Rank 1 theme.

Shun: Dammit, I don’t have any Rank 2s…

(Meanwhile, in Leo’s office)

Doctor: Hehehehehe. It’s no use, Kurosaki Shun. Your beloved little sister is far under my control, and she won’t let herself snap out of it that easily. Now, keep fighting each other, Kurosaki siblings, as it makes me feel better about my own brother siblings. Hehehehehe. What do you think, Professor? We may be talking about one of the most infamous Xyz scums here, but he will most certainly restrain his attacks. How long do you think he will be able to stand before inevitably being beaten by Ruri?

Leo: Doctor?

Doctor: Yes, Professor?

Leo: Please shut up.

Doctor: H-Huh? W-What have I done wrong, Professor?

Leo: Well, I was just trying to have a collection of teenage girls that look exactly like each other! You know, just lock them up in towers, give them food from time to time, and make sure they stay in a good condition. But this… this is just... sick!

Doctor: Professor, I am just provide my assistance in order to prevent your Pieces from attempting to escape.

Leo: I get it, but don’t do it like that! Not by inserting some parasites into their brains and turn them in puppets that will obey your every command! And you dare call yourself a doctor! What happened to your Hippocratic Oath?!

Doctor: Professor, this is the Fusion Dimension; there is no such a thing.

Leo: Is that so? Well then, I have decided. You will be changing your title!

Doctor: You can’t do this to me, Professor! I have a Ph.D in Card Game Neuroscience!

Leo: Well I don’t want someone as creepy as you to have the same name as my favourite TV show character!

Doctor: …

Leo: Look, I know you’re kinda supposed to be the Sartorius of this show, but you look more like Rex Godwin, to some extent. And you did say that you have brother issues. So… From now on, how about we call you… Bugwin?

Doctor: I refuse to be called like tha--

Leo: Too late. You’re Bugwin now!

Bugwin: … Very well, Professor… (Angrily shuffles his Deck, then draws a Parasite Fusioner)

Leo: Oh, and Bugwin?

Bugwin: What is it, Professor?

Leo: If you’re planning to get your revenge on me, don’t try to take control of me; my third of a helmet is very brainwashing-proof.

Bugwin: If you say so, Professor…

Leo: Regardless, I suggest you don’t try to do that.

Bugwin: … Very well, Professor…

Leo: … Heh. Imagine if I already happen to be under the control of some other superior power. Like some Level 10 monster with 0 ATK and DEF. Man, if that really is the case, it’s going to be really awkward when I’ll snap out of it, and find out about how far I’ve made these plans go!

(Meanwhile, back to the Kurosakis)

Shun: It’s no use… I can’t possibly defeat her without it happening off-screen..

Ruri: Aww, my baby brother is being too shy. Maybe I’ll have to teach him a lesson or two about overcoming his timidity. Now, Rank 1 monster with stupidly long name, direct attack!

Shun: Argh! (Flash steps away from the attack) Phew. Huh, I didn’t know I couldn’t do that. What was it called again? Shunpo? Sonido? Bringer Light? Or… Hmm… What was the name of their Quincy equivalent again? Is there even a difference between all four terms? (Gets attacked again) Argh! (Flash steps away from the attack again) Hey! What was that for?!

Ruri: Oh, so weren’t randomly dozing off. You didn’t look like you were focusing on the Duel, so I thought you fell asleep. Don’t look at me like that, I just wanted you to wake up, baby brother. Or perhaps I just wanted to make sure you’ll be having a long night of sleep?

Shun (While avoiding another attack): I can’t keep up like this… I need an Action Card…

Ruri: Action Card? As if I’m gonna let you use any! (Flash steps and kicks Shun in the nape before he can pick up an Action Card) Baby brothers shouldn’t cheat.

Shun: I know… But…

Ruri: Oh? So you do admit that you were trying to cheat. Naughty baby brother. Perhaps it’s also time for you to admit that weren’t a good brother at all!

Shun: H-Huh? What do you mean by that?!

Ruri: Don’t you remember? That day, back in Heartland..

(Flashback starts in a Duel stadium in Heartland, prior to the invasion)

Shun: Hey Ruri! I got you an autographed card from Kaito! I was hoping he would give me something other than Cipher Wing, but I guess that’s all that his Deck’s made of, so I guess it fi-- (Notices Sayaka handing over a card to Ruri) RURI!! Get that thing away from you!! (Rushes and slaps the Little Fairy card away from Ruri, then activates his Duel Disk, and slices the card with its blade.) How many times have I told you to stay away from that girl?!

Ruri: But…

Shun: That’s enough! We’re going home!

(End of the flashback)

Shun: … I fail to understand what went wrong there… Argh! (Flash steps away from another attack) Hey! When is it going to be my turn to attack?!

Ruri: When you’ll finally open your eyes to the truth, and realize that you’ve been nothing but a nuisance to me.

Shun: Ruri… I...

Ruri: There! You’re at it again! Ruri this, Ruri that! Wherever I happen to go, you always find a way to follow me, as if you always need to stay by my side… I’m sick of it! Why can’t you leave me a single moment on my own?! Are you that overprotective towards me? Are you so obsessed by the idea of seeing me as a perfect being that you can’t stand seeing me doing things my way if they happen to contradict that vision you have? Or are you the one in desperate need for attention?!

Shun: Ruri… I… I’m so sorry… I’ve never meant to hurt you in any way... And I’ve never meant for my presence with you to ever become a nuisance to you… You’re right, maybe I’ve been too harsh towards Sayaka that day. The poor girl has done nothing wrong, after all. Maybe I should try to see things from her perspective.

(Flashback resumes)

Sayaka: *Sigh* Well, I guess I’ll just go home, too…

Dennis (Suddenly appearing behind her): EXCUSE ME, MADEMOISELLE!! Did you happen to see this young lady? (Shows pictures of Serena and Rin)

Sayaka: Yeah, that’s my best friend! She just went home with her brother. I can give you her address, if you want?

(End of the flashback)

Shun: Nope, that’s not helping! But it’s finally my turn now, DRAW!! Yes! With this card, I can--

(Shun’s Duel Disk spits out some sparks, then shuts down.)

Shun: Dammit. It must’ve been damaged during that duel against the Obelisk Force…

Ruri: Aww. Well I guess the game’s over now.

(Ruri uses one last attack, pushing Shun off the tower.)

Shun (Falling): RURI!!!

Ruri (Snapping out of it): S-Shun?!

(Ruri jumps off the tower as well, and quickly reaches Shun’s altitude.)

Shun: R-Ruri… You shouldn’t have… You’re going to get heavily injured, too!

Ruri: Don’t worry, I’ll find a way not to. Now then. (Sudden Vector Smile (https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e35/13129611_521861951271706_1358880081_n.jpg?ig_cache _key=MTI0NjUxNTA4OTM3MDM4NzY5MA%3D%3D.2)) Night night, baby brother. Take care, and I’ll do my best too.

(Ruri violently kicks Shun, seemingly accelerating his fall. Her monster then catches her mid-flight, and safely lands on the island’s shore before disappearing. She then takes one final look at the sea, in which Shun has fallen, then, as soon as the air bubbles stopped emerging, she coldly turned her back, and went in the direction of Leo’s office.)

(End of the episode)

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
21st August 2016, 08:01 PM
So I guess you have add in Shun's duel disk magically sparking back to life, him drawing Little Fairy, Re-Contract Universing it into Etrange Falcon, and then have Ruri Re-Contract Universe Parasite Fusioner to break the mind control?

HelixReactor
21st August 2016, 08:13 PM
That's a lot of things to change o.o
Even if my own version of the outcome is pretty dismal, I think it's better than Little Fairy Ex Machina. I mean, I have nothing against the canon ending, but there's a bit too much Sayaka in it for my taste o3o

Still, I do have to wonder what happened to Ruri's copy of Parasite Fusioner afterwards. It'd be pretty stupid to leave it in her Deck..

And speaking of Ruri,


Ruri > Serena.

At least in terms of design, personality and deck remain to be seen.

I'm curious about your thoughts on the subject now that she finally has her own episode. Or is it still too early to judge?

Pendulum
27th August 2016, 04:01 PM
Shun: How come I’ve been climbing these for two episodes now
Good point.



A side stitch…
Hahahah!



Shun: …
My reaction as well to Ruri's line.


Gosh, Ruri is violent.



Shun: (...) I’ll be using the Rank-Up-Magic - Revolution Force to save you!
Ruri: By the way, I use a Rank 1 theme.
Comical.



Leo: Doctor?

Doctor: Yes, Professor?

Leo: Please shut up.
Haaaahahah! I bet Leo thought this in the series hehe.



Ph.D in Card Game Neuroscience
The YGO world needs more of these.



Leo: … Heh. Imagine if I already happen to be under the control of some other superior power. Like some Level 10 monster with 0 ATK and DEF. Man, if that really is the case, it’s going to be really awkward when I’ll snap out of it, and find out about how far I’ve made these plans go!
This is taking it into a deeper level.



How many times have I told you to stay away from that girl?!
I'm laughing a lot at this. Poor Sayaka. I can see Shun having this precise attitude.



Sayaka: Yeah, that’s my best friend! She just went home with her brother. I can give you her address, if you want?
Hahahaah! Very well done, Helix. Dennis always finds his way into a script. And you really hate Sayaka.


Typos:


Doctor: Professor, I am just provide my assistance in order to prevent your Pieces from attempting to escape.


The episode turned out to be a bit different from this and from Rin vs. Yugo, but the script is very comical, of course. You keep the characters as themselves, but you emphasize their dumb things. But not as much as they would stop being themselves; and that's very cool.
Keep it up, Helix!

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
27th August 2016, 04:28 PM
That's a lot of things to change o.o
Even if my own version of the outcome is pretty dismal, I think it's better than Little Fairy Ex Machina. I mean, I have nothing against the canon ending, but there's a bit too much Sayaka in it for my taste o3o

Still, I do have to wonder what happened to Ruri's copy of Parasite Fusioner afterwards. It'd be pretty stupid to leave it in her Deck..

And speaking of Ruri,



I'm curious about your thoughts on the subject now that she finally has her own episode. Or is it still too early to judge?
I forgot to respond to this. In any case, I've pretty much lost all faith in the show. Ruri is still the best-looking Ruri (despite the sheer amounts of QUALITY in that episode), but her personality is completely vapid, whereas Serena had some modicum of character development, albeit interspersed very lightly over the course of many episodes. Serena also has a fully functional deck, whereas Ruri's seems particularly unreliable. Serena has some (mostly offscreen) credibility as a duelist, but Ruri has been explicitly painted as one of the worst duelists in the entire franchise. Unfortunately, they've both been relegated to plot devices rather than characters, so they both fall flat.

HelixReactor
27th August 2016, 08:38 PM
I'm laughing a lot at this. Poor Sayaka. I can see Shun having this precise attitude.



Hahahaah! Very well done, Helix. Dennis always finds his way into a script. And you really hate Sayaka.


The episode turned out to be a bit different from this and from Rin vs. Yugo, but the script is very comical, of course. You keep the characters as themselves, but you emphasize their dumb things. But not as much as they would stop being themselves; and that's very cool.
Keep it up, Helix!

Death is not a reason for Dennis to stop showing up.

As for Sayaka, it's not that I hate her; it's just that.. well.. she's being herself >.<

In any case, I'm glad you liked it ^_^



I forgot to respond to this. In any case, I've pretty much lost all faith in the show. Ruri is still the best-looking Ruri (despite the sheer amounts of QUALITY in that episode), but her personality is completely vapid, whereas Serena had some modicum of character development, albeit interspersed very lightly over the course of many episodes. Serena also has a fully functional deck, whereas Ruri's seems particularly unreliable. Serena has some (mostly offscreen) credibility as a duelist, but Ruri has been explicitly painted as one of the worst duelists in the entire franchise. Unfortunately, they've both been relegated to plot devices rather than characters, so they both fall flat.

I see. Fair enough, I suppose.

Right, having Ruri lose to Sayaka was... pretty sad, to say the least >.<

Is my Ruri better, then? She has to be! :P

HelixReactor
12th September 2016, 10:47 PM
Okay, enough vacations. Time for episode 123's script!

I still haven't watched episode 122 because the raw is still nowhere to be seen (at least, by the time I finished writing this), but there's still a single spoiler from that episode, taken from what I've been reading about it, so I'm not sure how accurate things are, and overall, the mention of that spoiler in this script is rather minor. Still, you've been warned >.<

In any case, I hope you'll enjoy the read ^_^




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Narrator: Previously, on Yu-Gi-Oh! GArcx:

[Footage not found]

Narrator: Back to the episode.

(The episode starts with Yusho and Alexis slowly walking in Academia’s main building’s halls)

Alexis: Mr. Yusho, we need to fasten up our pace. If we keep up this way, we’re gonna get ambushed by the students here. In fact, I’m surprised that these halls are so empty at the moment..

Yusho: Now, now. Why so nervous, Alexis? There’s no point in rushing things. We’ve been travelling for quite some time now, so I suggest we take a short break. Don’t worry, it’ll just last a couple of hours; maybe three if I end up falling asleep. Sounds fair?

Alexis: …

Yusho: Come on, Alexis, why do you look so upset? Take it easy; this is your home, after all. Don’t you feel like doing nothing and take a moment to appreciate the view after being so far away from your place for so long?

Alexis: It’s been years since I stopped considering this island as my home. Now let’s stop wasting our time, and let’s hurry up to the Professor’s office!

Yusho: But… Alexis… I am but an old man that has been severely wounded during war times. I am barely able to walk now, let alone running..

Alexis: Don’t try to make me believe that, Mr. Yusho; I know very well how fast you can run away from your problems.

Yusho: *Sigh* … Fine, fine. Let’s go say hi to good old uncle Leo, and get that over with…

(Opening sequence)

(Episode resumes with Reiji and Reira also running in Academia’s halls and accidentally bumping into Yusho and Alexis)

Yusho: Argh! An ambush! (violently agitates his cane in all directions) Take this, you fiend! And this! And this!

Reiji: S-Stop it! We don’t mean you any harm! I’m-- Oh. Hello Mr. Sakaki. Long time no see.

Yusho (interrupting his attacks): Oh… Hey Reiji… Uhm… It’s been a long, huh? I … Uhm … … … (resumes his attacks) Take this, you fiend! And this! And this!

Reiji (ignoring the hits): I assume you’re still mad at me because I haven’t sent you the rest of your pay? But you have to admit, Mr. Sakaki, you don’t deserve it; this mission you’ve decided to only start now should have been completed as least three years ago. … … (keeps getting hit by Yusho’s cane) … Here’s another deal, Mr. Sakaki: Let’s go talk with my father together. In fact, just let me do all the talking alone. And immediately after we’re done with that, regardless of the results, I’ll give twice the amount I was still “owing” you. What do you think of this?

Yusho (stopping his attacks, and suddenly becoming much more friendly): Reiji! My boy! I missed you so much! How long has it been since we last saw other! My, my, you sure you’re only sixteen? You almost look as old as me! You must’ve had some pretty tough to age this face, heh?

Reiji: … That would be a bit of an understatement. Also, you might want to tone down your voice a bit..

Yusho: Now, now, Reiji, no need to be so formal when talking to your good old uncle Yusho! … Oh! And who’s this little buddy next to you?

Reira: …

Yusho: Aww. Don’t be so shy, kiddo! Hmm… I don’t remember meeting you before. Hmm… Oh! I think I remember Himika talking about you once! Yeah! You’re that orphan war child that got brainwashed into thinking that you’re--

Reiji: (Clears his throat very loudly)

Alexis: Mr. Yusho, can we introduce ourselves a bit later, please? We’ve got some work to do here, remember?

Yusho: Now now, Alexis. Don’t you see I’m currently in the middle of a conversation, here?! Sorry about that, kiddo. Please excuse my student; she’s… blonde. Now, where was I… Oh yeah! You haven’t told me your name yet, little buddy!

Reiji: His name is Reira. Now can we please move on to--

Yusho: Reira, heh? That’s a pretty nice name you have! Must be tough for you to get dragged into this mess. Trust me, I know the feeling. I hope you’ve got some friends here?

Reira: … Tsukikage…

Yusho: Tsukikage? Is that the name of your best friend?

Reira: (Nods timidly)

Yusho: Then I’ve got some bad news for you, kiddo; he’s dead! Turned into a card!

Reira: …!

Yusho: I hope you’ve got a replacement for him at home, buddy! I know your “mom” does.

Reiji: O-Okay… That’s enough chit-chat… Perhaps now we can…

???: Planning to see check on the Professor, huh?

(Yuri and Starve Venom suddenly appear out of nowhere)

Yuri: Hey.

Starve Venom: I’m afraid I cannot let you do that.

Yusho: You two look very familiar. Could it be…?

Yuri: H-Hey…!

Starve Venom: What is it, Yuri? … Oh! That man… Is that… D-Daddy?!

Yusho: Yuri! Starve Venom! My favorite son, and my favorite… dragon son!

(Yusho rushes and hugs Yuri)

Starve Venom: Daddy! It’s been so long since we last saw you! We missed you so much! Where in the world have you been? And what have you been doing all this time?!

Yusho: Oh, wasn’t doing anything in particular. Just going here and there, and being a disappointment to everyone I know.

Starve Venom (with a gleam in its eyes): Oh daddy, you haven’t changed at all, haven’t you?

Alexis: *Ahem* Sorry for putting an end to this happy family reunion, bit we all have a job here to do, remember?

Starve Venom: Oh, right. Sorry daddy, but I am not allowed to let you see the Professor, unless one of you defeats us in a Duel.

Alexis: Very well, then. I’ll take you on.

Yusho: … Ha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh dear, we must really be in a desperate situation to start counting on you to save the day. I wonder if we can make things look slightly more helpless.

Alexis: …

Reiji: Perhaps you should encourage your student who's about to start a difficult fight, instead of making fun of her? You must be somewhat familiar with Yuri Gaimon’s playstyle, so perhaps you should give your student some tips to help her counter him?

Yusho: Okay, okay.. Man, you’re not fun at all. Even when you were kid, you were always acting this seriously. No wonder your father decided to abandon you. Anyway, Alexis! Remember our training: Egao all the way! Entertaining your audience is all that matters!

Reiji: … Are you sure this is the kind of advices you need to be giving her right now?

Yusho: Of course! Her defeat is inevitable, so might as well make it hilarious!

Alexis: …

Yusho: Oh, Alexis… I didn’t mean to upset you… I’ve already told you several times that you were a remarkable student! You know, you remind me a lot of that other student of mine back in the Xyz Dimension. She was always determined to stand alone, facing highly impossible odds. Of course, that doesn’t mean she was capable of facing those odds. Quite the contrary, actually; she always ends up losing pretty miserably. But I felt bad for her once. There was a regional tournament that day, and she managed to win her first Duel of the season; it was the first time she makes that far in a competition, but little did she know that shortly before that duel, I switched her opponent’s Deck with something from my own collection of stolen cards. … Huh, I can’t remember if I took back those silly lolibirds and returned the original Deck to its owner after the end of that Duel.. Hmm… I don’t think I did; she left in a hurry with her brother, who was pretty pissed off at the time, and understandably so. It must be tough for her to survive using that lame theme, with that war going on and all; I wonder how she’s doing right now.

(Meanwhile, in a different hall in Academia’s main building)

Ruri (holding a random Academia student up in the air from his neck): Aww. I don’t think I’ve made myself very clear: My baby brother is feeling all drained-drained from trying to rescue me. All I’m asking from you is to tell me in which way is the infirmary so I can go get him a first aid kit. Also, if you have a crib in there, that’d be great; I don’t want my baby brother to go all sleepy-sleepy on the stairs of that tower. Understood?

Academia Student (chocking): Help… The Xyz Piece is…

Ruri (tightening her grip): Don’t talk to me as if I was a mere plot device, you filthy excuse of a human being. Unless you feel like facing some terrible consequences, I advise you to refer to me as Miss Queen of Games Kurosaki Ruri. So, are you going to tell me where this infirmary is? … Hello? Helloooo? … Aww, he’s dead… Oh well. (throws away the student from a closed window) I guess I’m gonna need to go ask someone else, then. Weird, I’m sure there were many other people around here earlier..

(Meanwhile, back to Yusho and friends)

Starve Venom: Let us not waste any more time, Yuri. Now, hurry up and Summon me!

Yuri: H--Hey!!

Starve Venom: What is it now, Yuri? … These cards… What are they doing here? They have nothing to do with our Deck! W-What is the meaning of this?!

Yusho (rolling his eyes): Oh… I might have accidentally switched your Deck with an Ancient Gear one when I was hugging you earlier.

Starve Venom: Ancient Gears..?! But then I can’t possibly be Summoned that easily… Why you do this to us, daddy…?

Yusho: Sorry, dragon son, but comes a time when a dad must betray his entire polygamic family, just so he can get his hands on extra cash.

Starve Venom: …

Yusho: Now now, Starve Venom, don’t be so sad. I’ve made sure to give you a few copies of DNA Transplant. See? I’m not a complete monster!

Alexis: Ignoring that last part… Ancient Gears, huh? I’ve dueled several Obelisk Force soldiers in the past. I know their strategy by heart, so defeating you is going to be easy!

Yusho: Hmm… I don’t recall putting any of those cute little doggies in the Deck I gave to Yuri… So… Nope, have fun dealing with something new!

Alexis: Ugh… Well, no matter. I’m not going to give up now! A Duel’s not over until the last card is played!

Starve Venom: … This must be the stupidest thing I’ve heard in my long draconic life.. Besides, you’ve already lost.

Alexis: Huh? But when did that--

Starve Venom: Heh, I dunno. It doesn’t matter, either. The writers stopped caring a long while ago. And so did the audience. As for now, to the fun part! Prepare yourself to get carded!

???: Not so fast!

(Sora appears out of nowhere)

Reiji: Took you long enough to arrive. Weren’t you running with us? When did we even get seperated?

Sora: Well, when we… huh, I don’t know… But no time for those details now! (Puts on his Duel Disk)

Penalty Guy: Intrusion Penalty, 2000 points! ♪

Sora (Gets electrocuted): Huh? What was that for?! The other Duel already ended! Why am I getting a penalty?

Penalty Guy: Simple: It’s because I hate you! Also, it was the only way to get you to lose this Duel legitimately.

Sora: Wait! What do you mean I’m going to-- [LP 2000 -> 0] Oh, come on!

Starve Venom: Well then, time to card you alongside that lovely lady now. I want to understand why people get printed on different cards even when they are hit together with a single ray.

???: Not… so… fast…

(Yugo is very slowly walking his way towards the rest of group)

Yugo: Phew… I finally managed to catch with you… Man, moving on foot is absolutely exhausting… How do you guys do it so easily? … Am I really gonna have to do this until the end of the series...?

Starve Venom: That is, assuming you would be able to survive until then.

Yugo: Yeah… All this physical exercising is killing me…

Starve Venom: No, I meant, we’re gonna absorb you very soon.

Yugo: Oh yeah… That… Not gonna… let you…

Starve Venom: Oh? Is that so? We’ll see about that now--

Yugo: Wait! … Hold on…

Starve Venom: What now?

Yugo: … … (Takes a few deep breaths) … … Okay, I’m ready now. Let’s finally move on the Plot™!

(End of the episode)

iNfiniTe Se7eNz
12th September 2016, 11:17 PM
That was pretty hilarious. I'm always fond of brocon Ruri.

(Also, you can see the raws in less-than-high-quality on Dailymotion.)

HelixReactor
12th September 2016, 11:33 PM
Oh, I see. Thanks for the info!

And I'm glad you liked the script ^_^

HelixReactor
25th September 2016, 01:24 AM
And now, for episodes 124 and 125! Because waiting for more legitimate subs is for the weak!

It's a Ruri-focused episode, so you know what to expect :P
I mean, it's not my fault if both these episodes and 119 literally have the exact same plot.. o.o

In any case, I hope you'll enjoy the read! ^_^




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My name is Shun.

I’m afraid I can’t give you my last name, though. In fact, nothing guarantees that “Shun” even is my true first name. And don’t count on me to tell you where I live, or where I come from.

Okay, maybe I can tell you where I come from. Not that it matters anymore; the Xyz Dimension’s been reduced to ashes long ago, but it seems like the war there is finally over. Last time I went there, I’ve had a bit of an… accident. And after I regained consciousness a handful of days later, I learned that Academia’s Commander-in-Chief decided to quit his job, and he and all of his officers decided to stay in Heartland to help out the Invasion’s survivors. I’m not sure what my leader did to them, but they all look really nice and all now. But did they truly have a change of heart? What proves to me they aren’t just waiting for us to lower our guards enough for them to resume their attacks, without us being able to properly counterattack? And even if they’re really done with Academia now, do you really think it wouldn’t be easy for the enemy to put them under their command again?

See, the Parasite Fusioners are everywhere. These nasty tiny nopes can magically materialize themseves inside one’s head, and stick into their brain. From there, they have absolute control over their host’s body, and also have a complete access to their memories, and not just the most recent things they remember; these things can read everything their host knows or used to know; it goes as far as also assimilating even the tiniest of manners their hosts expresses that they themselves weren’t aware of. And if you thought things can’t get any worse than that, the host’s consciousness doesn’t fade away when being under the control of a Parasite Fusioner. On the contrary, they’re more than ever aware of every action, every decision, every thought their body is taking against their will. All they can do is helplessly observe things unravel before their eyes, as they’re trapped inside their own minds. Maybe if they’re lucky, they’d have just enough willpower to temporarily jam the Parasite’s control over them, but it’d be only a matter of time before it puts them under again.

We call Controllers the people who are being infected by Parasite Fusioners. Unless someone reveals themself as such, there’s practically no way to tell whether they’re a Controller or not.
Almost the entire population of the Fusion Dimension is made of Controllers, and chances are a big portion of them has infiltrated the Synchro and Standard Dimensions. And while there aren’t many people left alive in my homeworld, the Xyz Dimension, we mustn’t neglect the possibility that there may be a few Controllers among them there. Especially with all those supposedly ex-Academia soldiers supposedly wanting to make up for their crimes there; as far as I know, nothing proves to me that they aren’t just recruiting new people against their will, in a far more subtle manner.

My own sister, Ruri, is one of them. She’s a Controller.
Her other dimensional counterparts, too.

Thankfully, there’s a way for us, the Lancers, to fight off this menace. All we have to do is to--

Ruri: Silly baby brother. This isn’t the time to start mumbling overly long obscure references.

Shun: H-Huh? W-What..?

(Episode starts with Shun waking up in a hospital bed)

Shun: R-Ruri? W-Where are we?

Ruri: In Academia’s infirmary. I went back to the tower and brought you back here after I finally found one. I was nice of that last Academia student to give me proper directions, but I guess the pile of bodies starting to appear from behind the windows had something to do with that. A very nice student, really; shame he went down like the rest in the end.

Shun: ...

Ruri: Aww, don’t act so sad, baby brother…

(Shun attempts to leave the bed, but finds out his entire body is tied to the bed)

Ruri: Silly baby brother. I’m not going to let you go before you’ve fully recovered from your injuries. Hmm… What should I do to make you feel better? I’ve already given you a change just before you woke up from your sleepy time, so now what…? Oh! How about I go get some applesauce for you? You must be feeling a bit hungry at the moment; it’s nearly your lunchtime, after all.

Yuya (in the distance): YUUUUUUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Ruri: Oh? What’s with all this noise? The visit hours hours haven’t started yet. How troublesome. I should go teach them a thing or two about respecting my baby brother’s rest time.

(Opening sequence)

(Episode resumes with Yuya running around in Academia’s prison halls)

Yuya: YUUUUUUUUUZUUUUUUU! YUUUUUUUUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Ruri (Suddenly appearing): Excuse me.

Yuya: Y-Yuzu?!

Yuto: No, Yuya! I think that’s…!

Yuya (running towards Ruri): YUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Ruri (stopping Yuya by suddenly grabbing him by his throat, then violently throwing him away): I’m sorry. I suggest you never do that again. You really don’t want to know what will happen to you if you ever consider even for a split second doing that again.

Yuya (coughing louding): I never thought I was going to miss the paper fan one day… But… If that’s not Yuzu, then who is that?

Yuto: Yuya, I think that’s Ruri! Hey! Ruri! It’s me, Yuto! … Oh, right, you can’t hear me this way! Hey, Yuya, mind if we switch bodies for a little while?

Yuya: Huh? We can’t do that; this isn’t the manga (Yuya’s body suddenly turns into Yuto’s) Huh. Why couldn’t you do that when we first met Kaito?

Yuto: Ruri!

Ruri: Oh? You’re… Do I know you?

Yuto: Yes! It’s me, Yuto! Shun and I have been looking for you for years!

Ruri: Oh. So you’re that annoying Duel Diskype Pest my baby brother told me about.

Yuto: H-Huh? What are you talking about?

Ruri: He told there was this creep that he just happened to have a discussion with once, but from then, they somehow added themself in his contact list, and started flooding his message box with annoying messages and complaining about every tiny thing. That has to be you, right?

Yuto: I… I think you got the wrong person…

Ruri: Yeah, right. It’s no use lying to me. You know, I did promise my baby brother I won’t try to track you down and murder you.

Yuto: …

Ruri: That said, you were the one to come to me on your own will. So I wouldn’t be breaking my promise if I happen to do anything to you, no?

Yuro: R-Ruri..?

Ruri: And even if I did, it shouldn’t matter if my baby brother doesn’t know anything about it, right? I mean, (Vector smile) it’s not like you’re going to tell him anything afterwards.

(Yuto steps back and activated his Duel Disk)

Ruri: Aww. What it is with you people suddenly wanting to start a duel whenever I talk to you? (activates her own Duel Disk)

Yuya: Hey, Yuto, you sure you want to do this? We can always switch back, if you want?

Yuto: No, I’m fine. Ruri’s clearly under the influence of something. I need to be one to snap her out of it!

(Meanwhile, in Leo’s office)

Bugwin: Hehehehehe, so you too decided to come here, Yuto Bing? There’s no doubt you’re just as strong as that little girl’s brother, but not even his strength was enough to completely rescue her from the control of my Parasite Fusioners. Hehehehehe. See, my Parasites are well aware that being defeated in a duel means their inevitable death, so as soon as they feel that their end is coming, they instinctively lay a few eggs that also stick to the host’s brain, and so it’s only a matter of time before one of these eggs hatches and the larva inside feeds on the remaining eggs and the surrounding brain cells for it to grow then take over its mother’s functions. Hehehehehe, it’s no use fighting at all; all of my victims are trapped within this vicious circle that only I am able to permanently break! But still, it’s always entertaining to watch you try to save your beloved ones in vain, isn’t that right, Professor? … Professor? Huh, where is he? Come to think of it, I don’t recall seeing him since that Duel between Yuri and Miss Rhodes was over..

(Meanwhile, in some bathroom in Academia)

Leo: (sitting on a toilet and sobbing loudly)

(Meanwhile, back to Yuya and friends)

Shun (joining the rest of the group): Ruri!

Ruri: Huh? What are you doing here, baby brother? Go back to your bed; I’ll tie you up again as soon as I’m done with this.

Shun: But… Ruri…!

Ruri: Not now, baby brother. I’m still a bit busy here.

Shun: But… You’ve been away for so long, and… I’m starting to feel really hungry…

Ruri: Aww… I’m so sorry, baby brother… Just give me a few more minutes, and I’ll go take care of you, I promise.

Shun (blushing happily): Okay!

Yuto: Huh? What’s wrong with you, Shun?! Stop playing around and give us a hand! We need to save Ruri!

Shun: Huh? Oh… Uhm… Sure…

(Shun stands still, looking away awkwardly)

Yuto: Shun? Hello? Are you going to give us a hand or not?

Shun: I… I don’t know...

Yuto: What do you mean, you don’t know?!

Shun: I don’t know! It’s just that… I kinda like her more this way…

Yuto: Fine! I’ll just save her alone, then! Come on, Ruri! Snap out of it! Remember all of the dear memories we’ve had together! Remember the day you cosplayed as Dark Requiem?

Ruri (looks away, embarrassed): I… I have no idea what you’re talking about…

Yuto: Well then… Maybe you remember the day… (blushes intensily) when I promised you… after the war is over… that I’ll ask for your hand… in marriage?

Ruri: What?

Shun: What?!

Yuto: Shun, you’re my greatest friend. It’s only natural that I need to ask you first… if you’re fine with me marrying your sister.

Shun: Hold on… I’m still trying to process the information… Sis, what do you think of this?

(Ruri shunpos behind Yuto and kicks in on the nape, before shunpoing back to her original position)

Shun: Guess she wasn’t interested. Sorry, pal.

Yuto: Awwch…

Shun (muttering): Phew… That was close…

Yuto: Did you said something?

Shun: Nothing, nothing! ~~

Yuya: It’s no use trying to reason with her, Yuto. Sometimes, the Egao just doesn’t work, and you’ll have no choice but to rely on good old brute force.

Yuto: I know. But I’m not sure there is much I can do with my current hand.

Yuya: Maybe, but if we go berserk, maybe we’ll find out a new way to solve this problem.

Yuto: But I don’t want to go berserk…

Yuya: Hey, you’re the one who was suggesting me to do so when Tsukikage and Crow got carded!

Yuto: I know, but I don’t want to do it against my love interest…

Ruri: For your safety, I highly recommend you never refer to me as your “love interest” ever again.

Yuto: … You get my point. I just don’t want to use that power against Ruri.

???: So you’re willing to let yourself be defeated and get carded just because you don’t want to use the full extent of your power against your close friend? How pathetic.

(Serena joins the Duel)

Serena: I assume that you wouldn’t try to hurt me either, since I look exactly like your close friend, right?

Yuto: .... Yuya? Do we need to save this one too?

Yuya: Nope.

Yuto: Good.

Yuya: You wanna switch back now? I’ve already stacked my Deck so we can get both Alchemic Magicans and Odd-Eyes as soon as our turn starts.

Yuto: Nah, I want to know how it feels to be in that state; I’ve kinda been in sleep mode the last times it happened. Besides, I’m sure I’ll be getting my own super situational neat stuff if I was the one in control for once. Here goes then, EGAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Enters Berserk Mode) It’s my turn! Draw! … Oh come on, just Astral Force? Heh, I guess it’ll do the job just fine. I activate the Rank-Up-Magic, Astral Force, and I Overlay Dark Requiem Xyz Dragon! Display the full extent of your Egao, and prove your worth to all those people that were hoping your would be a Fusion. Rank-Up Xyz Change! Reveal yourself, Rank 7, Odd-Eyes Raging Dragon! Now then, Odd-Eyes Raging Dragon, (vicious smile) Kill’em. Kill’em before they lay eggs.

(Odd-Eyes Raging Dragon begins his attack)

(Episode suddenly pauses)

Narrator: Here at Yu-Gi-Oh! GArcx, we still remember, to a certain extent, that this was supposed to a kids’ show. So… Uhm… How about we spare you the next few seconds? What do you think of this, Bugwin?

Bugwin: … … …

(A little later, in Leo’s bathroom)

Leo and Bugwin: (sitting on the same toilet and sobbing loudly)

(Meanwhile, in the infirmary, Selena and Ruri are both stuck on a hospital bed)

Yuya (who regained his body): On behalf on Yuto who feels too embarrassed to manifest himself again anytime soon, I’m really, really, really sorry for what we’ve done to you.

Ruri: It’s okay. You did what you thought was the best to do at that moment.

Yuya: I’m glad you’re taking it that way.

Serena: Yeah, you saved me from the Professor’s control. Thank you.

Yuya: Yeah, whatever.

Ruri: To think that I had an entire episode where I was fighting that Parasite’s control, only to get put under again for no valid reason a couple of episodes later. These writer really know nothing about character development. (highly menacing aura) I’m gonna have to go teach them a thing or two as soon as I’m able to get out of this bed.

Yuya: Uh… Uh huh… (to Shun) Say, you sure the Parasite Fusioner’s completely gone now?

Shun: Yeah, don’t worry. The Parasite has only amplified her emotions a bit. To be honest with you, she has always been this way. And, believe or not, it’s one of the reasons why I love her so much.

Yuya: That’s good to know.. I guess?

Shun: But enough of that, now. The plan’s to go look for Akaba Leo, right? I’ll have a few Strixes look for his office. Meanwhile, you still need to go save your own Ruri.

Yuya: Right. Let’s go!

Shun: Mhm. Let’s end this! I summon Raidrapto-- (Shun’s Duel Disk suddenly starts ringing) Hmm? Hold on for a second. (Checks his screen) Ugh…

Ruri: What’s the matter, baby brother?

Shun: It’s the Duel Diskype Pest again… He’s complaining about the way this episode is ending…

(End of the episode)

Pendulum
26th September 2016, 02:11 PM
Regarding episode 123:

You almost look as old as me! You must’ve had some pretty tough to age this face, heh?
So true.



You’re that orphan war child that got brainwashed into thinking that you’re--
Reira's story has fallen into oblivion...


What the heck is with this relationship between Yusho and Yuri!?



Just going here and there, and being a disappointment to everyone I know.
Pretty much.


No wonder your father decided to abandon you.
Haha, makes sense.



Remember our training: Egao all the way!
Hoho, hilarious!


Of course! Her defeat is inevitable, so might as well make it hilarious!
Poor Alexis! So funny! Hahahah!


copies of DNA Transplant
... Great way to atenuate it.

Yugo by foot... He needs to do exercise.

This script was more composed of small lines that the others, but all of the lines were very comical and, as usual, you note those goofy small details they should avoid in the series. Nice!

Typos:

this mission you’ve decided to only start now should have been completed as least three years ago. … …

HelixReactor
26th September 2016, 07:28 PM
Reira's story has fallen into oblivion...

Once you get the Egao™, you won't need a backstory anymore (whatever that is).


What the heck is with this relationship between Yusho and Yuri!?

What? Have you never seen a tender father-son moment that wasn't a flashback and in which both sides were alive in a Yu-Gi-Oh! show before?
Neither have I!

In any case, glad you liked the script, Pendulum! ^_^

Pendulum
29th September 2016, 06:13 PM
I’m not sure what my leader did to them, but they all look really nice and all now.
EGAO!!!


Wow, profound thoughts from Shun.



shame he went down like the rest in the end
Ruri is so evil here.


So violent...


the paper fan hasn't appeared lately. Guess it got fired?


Ruri is... Extremely violent...



(Vector smile) it’s not like you’re going to tell him anything afterwards.
This is very well done. I can totally picture this with some spooky piano motif behind.



as soon as they feel that their end is coming, they instinctively lay a few eggs that also stick to the host’s brain
Wow, this concept is actually amazing.



I kinda like her more this way…
Awwww...



Remember the day you cosplayed as Dark Requiem?
What? Hahah!



that I’ll ask for your hand… in marriage?
What!?



I’ve already stacked my Deck so we can get both Alchemic Magicans and Odd-Eyes as soon as our turn starts.
Luck of the draw, they say. Shinning Draw, they say. Heart of the cards, they say...



To be honest with you, she has always been this way. And, believe or not, it’s one of the reasons why I love her so much.
Awwwwww...



(Shun’s Duel Disk suddenly starts ringing)
It’s the Duel Diskype Pest again… He’s complaining about the way this episode is ending…
Haaaahahaha! Very good ending!


Helix, I had lots of fun reading this. Several characters, all of them interacting with each other, at their respective unique way. It was funny. Keep it up!

Typos:


I was nice of that last Academia student to give me proper directions,


The visit hours hours haven’t started yet.


Yuto: No, I’m fine. Ruri’s clearly under the influence of something. I need to be one to snap her out of it!
Maybe: "I need to be the one"?



Yuto: Did you said something?


These writer really know


- - - Updated - - -


Once you get the Egao™, you won't need a backstory anymore (whatever that is).

Unfortunately. I'm still interested in Reira's past and if that war fits the current war.


What? Have you never seen a tender father-son moment that wasn't a flashback and in which both sides were alive in a Yu-Gi-Oh! show before?
Neither have I!
Now that you mention it...

HelixReactor
29th September 2016, 10:53 PM
I'm glad you liked the script, Pendulum! ^_^


Wow, profound thoughts from Shun.

I'm not sure if many got it, so... Explanation Time!

That intro is a reference to the Animorphs book series, in which every book starts with an overly long intro with said book's narrator presents themself, say that they cannot reveal their true/full identity because of parasitic extraterrastrial invasion, and that the only way to counter it is through their power to morph into animals.

It's a really fun series. I highly recommend you give it a read, if you can. Behind those silly book covers, things can get... pretty messed up >.<


Ruri is so evil here.


So violent...


the paper fan hasn't appeared lately. Guess it got fired?


Ruri is... Extremely violent...


Ruri isn't violent; she's just being the best! :P

As for the paper fan, well... It's not like its owner is in the best condition to use it now.



Remember the day you cosplayed as Dark Requiem?
What? Hahah!


Okay, this one had a bit of an inside joke behind it. Here's all you need to know about it. (http://65.media.tumblr.com/3b6ac9848e4d8189c58a4511830848b6/tumblr_o7ynzzZ43w1uqvxm2o1_1280.jpg)



that I’ll ask for your hand… in marriage?
What!?


Yup.
Obviously, Shun does not approve (http://prnt.sc/cmcmdy).

Pendulum
1st October 2016, 11:51 PM
I'm not sure if many got it, so... Explanation Time!

That intro is a reference to the Animorphs book series, in which every book starts with an overly long intro with said book's narrator presents themself, say that they cannot reveal their true/full identity because of parasitic extraterrastrial invasion, and that the only way to counter it is through their power to morph into animals.

It's a really fun series. I highly recommend you give it a read, if you can. Behind those silly book covers, things can get... pretty messed up >.<
Aaaah! I see. Never heard of it. Not much my style, but might give it a look.



As for the paper fan, well... It's not like its owner is in the best condition to use it now.
She should have used it to get rid of those Academia fellows. She should carry it all the time. We never know when a paper fan could get useful.

HelixReactor
24th December 2016, 08:41 PM
*Enters Dennis Mode* HELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX! :D

Welp, sorry for the wait; I've been occupied by a lot of other matters lately.. ><

But enough excuses now! Episode 136 is here! :D

I hope you'll enjoy the read ^_^


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Narrator: Previously, on Yu-Gi-Oh! Z-Arc-V. (Looks at the huge pile of work that should’ve been done during the past couple of months) Huh. Here’s hoping for a recap episode to make up for all of that. In any case, back to the episode.

(Episode starts with Supreme KIng Dragon Z-Arc emerging. “Near an Ultra Beast (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9wRIp5R4vA)” is playing in the background, because why not.)

Z-Arc: I am Z-Arc, the Supreme King Dragon. I have become one with my dragons again, and I shall spread despair across this world soon, starting with--Hey, can anyone see me? Hum… Hello?... Wait, why am I overshadowed? Oh, come on! I’ve been on several posters and commercials now! Why am I still being overshadowed?! Curse you, whoever is taking care of this show! I’ll resume my carnage by destroying you!!

(Meanwhile, in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE)

Leo: How is Arc-V doing? Why is Ray no here yet?!

Academia engineer: Professor, she isn’t coming back…

Leo: How dare you tell me the truth! If you keep up this way, I swear I’m gonna card you!

Academia engineer: … You know what? Do it. Have fun making this machine work all by yourself and being rushed into creating life. At this point, I’ve got nothing to lose: Either I get killed by that giant omnipotent dragon over there--

Z-Arc: Oh? So you can see me after all!

Academia engineer: Or the dimensions properly merge together, meaning that my very existence will be deleted, and all that’s left of these worlds are you and, again, that giant omnipotent dragon over there!

Z-Arc: Hey! Don’t ignore me when I’m talking to you!

Academia engineer: In either case, we’re all gonna die, and your daughter ain’t gonna come back to save you this time.

Leo: … It matters not now. Arc-V stands for the Fifth Dimension

Academia Engineer: What’s that even supposed to mean?!

Leo: It means that the answer to all of our problems will come from a completely other world, unknown to us all.

(Another dimensional portal is open near Z-Arc, and a man in a cyberpunk blue suit comes out of it.)

Yusaku: … Yeah, no. (Goes back into the portal.)

Leo: … I should’ve just sticked to making holographic horses…

Narrator: The world is divided into four dimensions. In them, there are--

(Static)

Yuya: Wareraga hitotsu ni.

Yuto: Wareraga hitotsu ni.

Yugo: Wareraga hitotsu ni.

Yuri: Wareraga hitotsu ni.

Yuya: WARERAGA--

(Yu-bros and their dragons merge together.)

Z-Arc: HITOTSU NI!!

(Opening sequence, with every Yu-bro replaced by Z-Arc, and with no Yuzu in sight.)

(Meanwhile, in Standard)

Shuzo: What… What is that thing?

Tatsuya: Is that the thing Yuya-nii-chan and the others went to fight…?

Futoshi: It’s so scary… It’s giving me the… SHIBIRERUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

(Z-Arc Dragon glares at Futoshi. Futoshi explodes immediately afterwards.)

Shuzo: WHAT IN THE WORLD..?!!

Ayu: What are we gonna tell to his parents?!!

Futoshi’s parents (in the distance): We’re free!! :D

Shuzo: … They should be fine…

(Meanwhile, in the Synchro Dimension)

Ex-Common Child: Look mom! Is that the “sweet release the death” person you’ve been talking about before?

Amanda: Do you Crow will be okay fighting that thing?

Frank: Of course he will! He escaped death in his own story arc that was supposed to end that way; I’m sure he’ll be just fine!

Melissa: People of the Shiti, good afternoon! This is Melissa Claire, still waiting for her fanbase to manifest iteself! And today we are live at the end of the world! And what a terrifying dragon do we have here! Excuse me! Mister giant omnipotent dragon! Can you please tell us about your intentions?

(Z-Arc Dragon glares at Melissa. Melissa explodes immediately afterwards.)

Melissa’s Cameraman: We… We’ll be right back with a message from our Supreme Leader... Everyone, please welcome President Webber.

Tokumatsu: Ugh… I think I just vomited a bit in my mouth, just by hearing those words…

(Meanwhile, in the Xyz Dimension)

Allen: I’m sure Kaito and Shun will save us from this thing… Well, probably just Kaito. At this point, it’s safe to say that Shun’s probably in a coma after tripping on his shoelaces.

Sayaka: I’ll save you, Shun! (Throws a tiny rock at Z-Arc Dragon.)

(Z-Arc Dragon glares at Sayaka.)

Sayaka: Ha! You can do nothing against me!

(Roku Dojo/Resistance base camp -and everyone inside it- get nuked.)

Allen: Goddammit Sayaka…

(Meanwhile, back in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE, Reiji and friends are running in Academia’s halls.)

Reiji: Yup. Definitely shouldn’t have told him to win that Duel…

Sora: Why did you let him have that Duel anyway? Regardless of who was gonna win, the loser will be absorbed. It’s not like they had any control over that stuff; Yuya wasn’t even capable of staying focus on just playing the game without losing his mind every so often!

Reiji: What did you expect me to do? Dueling Yuri myself? I couldn’t even approach the guy without him using Dark Pulse on me!

Sora: Well, if you didn’t have any other choice but to let Yuya Duel him, why didn’t you ask Yuya to make sure the Duel ends in a Draw? If nobody wins, they can’t absorb each other. I’m sure his plot armor/entertainment nonsense would’ve helped him!

Reiji: … Huh. Why didn’t think of that… Come to think of it, ever since we reached Leo’s room, I don’t recall making any plans at all…

Edo: That’s because you’re still processing the fact that Serena is partly your sister, and therefore you cannot waifu her.

Reiji: No! Serena is NOT my sister!

Sora: Poor kid… He’s still in the denial phase…

Reira: Ray…

Reiji: No, Reira. Ray doesn’t exist. And merging all 4 bracelet girls in that big centrifuge won’t make her exist. You know why? Because when you put human beings into a centrifuge, you don’t get a new human being; you just get tiny little human girl bits scattered all over the place.

Reira: …!

Reiji: *Sigh* Being a big brother is hard…

Sora: Good god, this year’s Christmas Special is pretty messed up...

Reiji: Also, come to think of that, I wonder how we’re gonna announce that to their parents. Or how we’re gonna announce that they weren’t their parents to begin with.

Edo: Enough of that now. We need to save SAKAKI YUSHO NO MUSUKO before he really triggers the end of the world.

???: Oh, whether you save him or not won’t change a thing about the end of the world.

Sora: Watch out! A cliché enemy entrance!

(Monster Yuya shows up out of nowhere)

Sora: Yuya..?! You’re… You’re…

Reiji: You’re ugly!

(Sora and Reira glare at Reiji.)

Reiji: What? I’m just stating the truth!

Sora: Yuya…? Is that really you?

Shadow Yuya: What makes you think otherwise? I am Yuya… And Yuya is me.

Reiji: Okay, that’s enough references for me for today. Sora and Edo, you take care of this guy. Reira, you’re coming with me to check if there ar any other demonic Yuya selves around the place. Look out for evil vegetables, okay? Apparently, the people of the Fusion Dimension celebrate Halloween in December..

Sora: Wait! Don’t leave us alone with him!

Reiji (Running away with Reira): What’s that? I’m too far away and I can’t hear you! Kay thanks, bye~~!

Sora: Poor kid… He really has a hard time processing all those informations, huh? Well then, Edo, let’s get that ship sailing, and let’s defeat this Z-Arc together!

Shadow Yuya: Took you long enough! I use the Supreme King Gates Zero and Infinity!

Edo: Zero? Infinity? Wait, are you trying to rip off Darkness now?

Sora: Yeah, come on, man! Make up your mind on one thing!

Shadow Yuya: Huh? What are you talking about? I don’t know what this “Darkness” is!

Sora: You know, Darkness, the final boss from the Season 4 of Gx…

Shadow Yuya: There was a Season 4?!!

Edo: Yeah. Pretty shocking, isn’t it?

Shadow Yuya: It doesn’t matter now! As I said, I use the Supreme King Gates Zero and Infinity! And then I… I… What the hell are those weird cards anyway? I have no idea how are they are supposed to work… What the hell have this self been doing to the game’s rules when I was dead…?

Sora: Oh! That’s right! It was Yuya that invented Pendulum Monsters, and Z-Arc only learned about them after fully awakening, so he doesn’t understand how to use them yet!... Because that’s how hive minds work, right…? Heh, no matter! Z-Arc! There’s no wait for you to use Pendulum Monsters unless you first go through… (Raises Yuya’s Pendulum) the Tutorial!

Shadow Yuya: I don’t need your Paindulum cards to defeat you! All I need is Astrograph Magicia--Oh no! Not you too! Hum… Well… This is embarassing… Hold on for a bit… Oh yeah! I have this super broken Polymerization card! I activate Super Broken Polymerization! Do I need to explain what this card does?

Edo: It lets you draw 2 cards from your Deck?

Shadow Yuya: Close enough in terms of brokeness, but no. This card allows me to Fusion Summon the Supreme King Dragon Z-Arc! Just that!... Wait, why is it also a weird card now…?

Sora: Such a powerful Fusion… Yuzu would be so proud of you right now…

(Shadow Yuya suddenly starts moaning in pain)

Edo: What’s wrong with him?

Sora: Oh! I know! Z-Arc still has the same weakness as his Yuyas. He goes out of control if you mention the name of their love interests out loud!

Edo: Really? Let me try this! Ruri!

(Painful Shadow Yuya screams)

Sora: Rin!

([Pain intensifies])

Edo: Serena!

(No reaction)

Sora: Goddammit Serena; even in death, you’re completely useless…

Shadow Yuya: Had enough fun yet...? Go, Supreme King Dragon Z-Arc! Defeat them in one hit with your unexplained anime effects!

Sora and Edo: Oh nooooooooooooooooes! [LP 2x4000 -> 0]

Shadow Yuya: Now, what should I be doing with you…?

Kaito (coming out of nowhere): Hold it!

Shadow Yuya: Ugh… What is it now?

Kaito: Z-Arc! We’re here to stop you! … (Looks behind him) … Come on, Shun, hurry up a bit, please…

Shun (Breathless): Hold on… I’m running… as fast… as I… ca-- (trips on his shoelaces and loses consciousness.)

(End of the episode)

HelixReactor
28th December 2016, 01:50 AM
Welp, I'm bored. Time to dump something else in here!

So... Who wants some Special Edition? :D

(No response from the audience) It's okay, take your time.

In any case, this is a special Special Edition, as it happens before the events of the show. Although said events have already been talked about in the show, so I guess this'll be an ordinary Special Edition after all ><

In any case, I hope you'll enjoy the read!



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Special Edition #3


WARERAGA HITOTSU NI!

The Shititotsu Ni is a wonderful place to live in. The town has a very friendly population, and the country is at the cutting of technology. But if there was one single thing to reproach to this beautiful futuristic city, it would that its ecosystem is completely broken, with the human species being the only race left alive, and where everything else is just cute holograms that do virtually nothing except looking pretty.

But the Shititotsu Ni has other things to be concerned about. Like card games, for example.

Today, we meet the Professor Akaba Leo, one of the pioneers in card game technology, and the creator of Real Solid Vision as we know it today. He is charming gentleman with a very impressive curriculum. But if there was one single thing to reproach to this brilliant scientists, it is that he is the one responsible for the current damage inflicted to our ecosystem:

“Well yeah”, he tries to defend himself, “If I wanted my holographic animals to be a financial success, I needed to make sure there was no concurrence. So I just got rid of the real thing, simple as that. It was pretty easy, really: Just put some poison here and there, and ta-dà! Everybody was too busy playing card games to care, so who was gonna sue me for that? Nature? Now, it’s a shame to see that the project didn’t go as well as I wanted it to. People liked to see birds in their balconies in the morning, but nobody wanted to have a pet horse for some reason. Now I have an entire stable of those, waiting to be disposed of! I tried selling some of them under the guise of beef meat, but I forgot everybody became vegan now. Besides, holographic meat doesn’t taste like anything anyway, so that didn’t work out. Now, enough of that; would you like a quick tour in my Duel Monsters lab? For some reason, those ended up looking more real than my animals.”

Professor Akaba then made us visit his laboratories. And while the technological advances made in them were quite fascinating, they were exclusively about card games, which was all common knowledge for us, therefore leaving us with nothing newsworthy.

Professor Akaba was doing the body check-up of a Hazy Flame Sphynx (apparently, it is very important for the Duel Monsters to stay healthy at all times - Professor Akaba does not believe in the power of “turning them off and on again”), when a television set near him conveniently turned on of its own, displaying a card game tournament.

“Oh! Ray’s Duel is gonna start soon! You see, Ray is my daughter. Hmm… Hold on...”

He took out a small picture of his daughter out of his wallet and showed it to us. For some reason, the girl’s face was blurred.

“Yes”, explains Akaba, “It is very important that Ray never reveals her face to anyone before the plot demands it! You may accuse me of being an over-protective father, but if you had a daughter, would you like her to be called a “Yuzu” by strangers in the streets? I don’t think so.”

When Ray showed up on television, she was wearing an enormous pair of pink goggles.

“I wonder who she’ll be facing today? … Ha! No. 9?! The guy’s a total fraud! He somehow managed to be crowdfunded 4 million credits to make a supposedly spiritual successor for a Dyson Sphere Deck, and in the end it took me nearly three years just to put up a couple of Deep Space Cruiser IX! Why did they even allow him to participate?!”

As expected by Professor Akaba, Ray defeated No.9 in a very short time. Unfortunately, while we would like to give more details about the Duel, Professor Akaba requested that we do not reveal his daughter’s Deck.

“Ray and I have been living all alone since her mother left us a few years ago. I also recall having a young boy at some point. I don’t remember what happened to him… I think he got lost in some abandoned house during our vacations in some war zone. I’ve never really been good in planning vacations; do you think that’s why Himitotsu Ni left us?”

Before we could give our answer, another Duel has started on TV. This time, it was between the famous Duelist Zarc Uma, and some other person who shall remain nameless out of respect for his family that for this day is still mourning their loss.

As you all know by now, Zarc has a peculiar affinity with Duel Monsters, allowing them to keep their physical presence even outside of Duels. As for his Dueling skills, while his parents were considering sending him to the Arcaditotsu Ni Mouvement to help him better control his ability while also learning more about the game, that school was shut down shortly before young Zarc started manifesting his powers, and so they had to settle for the second best school in town, the Yu Show Duel School.

“Zarc, you say? No idea who that is.”, says the director and creator of the Duel School, Yusho Sakakitotsu Ni, “I have no time for people who choose me as their second option. For that matter, I have no time for anyone here. I just give them all a copy of Smite World, and warn them not to discard it as a cost, otherwise I will kick them out of here. Now, if you excuse me, I have other people to rip off.”

We now understand that young Zarc didn’t have the required education to properly make use of his psycho powers, which may or may not explain his mental breakdown a few hours ago, which caused him to merge with his ace monsters, turning into a Pendulum Monster that is unable to be Pendulum Summoned.

Zarc’s current rampage has almost destroyed the entirety of the Shititotsu Ni, and while several professional Duelist have been relentlessly yet in vain trying to take him down, the government doesn’t seem to feel particularly concerned by this terrifying turn of events.

“Well, you know how it is!”, says President White Takitotsu Ni while taking his private jet in the direction of another safe country (if any), “The winner takes it all here! No more questions? ‘Kay, bye~~!”

Meanwhile, panic is very quickly spreading across the town:

“That giant dragon just appeared out of nowhere and ate my family!”, cries Harada Futoshitotsu Ni, “It gave me the SHIBIRERUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--(explodes)”

“Damn you, everybody!”, shouts a nearby police officer.

“Meh. Whatever.”, comments Yusaku Fujiri as he goes through what seems to be a dimensional wormhole.

As the world seems to be crumbling apart, it appears that Professor Akaba and his card game science are left as our only hope.

“It’s okay, it’s okay! I can fix this!”, he says while violently typing on his computer (with said computer suddenly going on fire shortly afterwards), “All I need is just the power of flowers. the moon, wind, and birds!... I swear to you it makes sense on paper!”

But as soon as he finished baking the cards (We should also mention that it’s a good thing there were some glaciers not too far away from the town in order to make one of those cards), his daughter, Ray, snatched them from his hands and ran in the direction of Zarc. We also got to finally see her face (Spoiler alert: It’s a Yuzu).

“Ray, wait! Don’t do this!”, shouts Professor Akaba as he tries to follow her, “Those cards might kill you! I’m not even sure if they’ll work! I mean, I didn’t use real birds for those!”

Regardless of who will fight Zarc, one can only hope those cards will truly save the world, and that they won’t have any repercussions on us…■


Carly Nagishitotsu Ni

Pendulum
29th December 2016, 06:40 PM
We all like a narrator with personality.



Leo: How dare you tell me the truth! If you keep up this way, I swear I’m gonna card you!
Typical Leo.



Leo: It means that the answer to all of our problems will come from a completely other world, unknown to us all.
Hah! You wish.



Yusaku: … Yeah, no. (Goes back into the portal.)
Hahahaha!



Leo: … I should’ve just sticked to making holographic horses…
Noow he realizes it!



(Opening sequence, with every Yu-bro replaced by Z-Arc, and with no Yuzu in sight.)
This would have been a cool idea.



SHIBIRERUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
No. No. I don't miss this.


... Poor Crow...



Melissa:
Oh, I completely forgot this was a character on this series.



(Z-Arc Dragon glares at Melissa. Melissa explodes immediately afterwards.)
I guess I was right, after all.



Tokumatsu: Ugh…
Seconded.


No one likes Sayaka. Not even to kill her...



Reiji: Also, come to think of that, I wonder how we’re gonna announce that to their parents. Or how we’re gonna announce that they weren’t their parents to begin with.
"Good news or bad news first? You prefer bad news? Then... Your child is dead... The good news are: it seems it wasn't your child to begin with!"



Edo: It lets you draw 2 cards from your Deck?
Typical.


This whole part where Z-arc gets confused with Pendulum cards is comical.
Nice script, as always! Was missing this stuff, Helix.

Now, I just need to read the newspaper.

Pendulum
2nd January 2017, 02:06 PM
it would that its ecosystem is completely broken, with the human species being the only race left alive, and where everything else is just cute holograms that do virtually nothing except looking pretty.
So true. I didn't think of it much that way.



“Well yeah”, he tries to defend himself,
Hahah



“Yes”, explains Akaba, “It is very important that Ray never reveals her face to anyone before the plot demands it! You may accuse me of being an over-protective father, but if you had a daughter, would you like her to be called a “Yuzu” by strangers in the streets? I don’t think so.”
I'm chuckling. This is funny.



I think he got lost in some abandoned house during our vacations in some war zone. I’ve never really been good in planning vacations;
This explains a lot.



the second best school in town, the Yu Show Duel School.
Hahaha! So mean.



“Damn you, everybody!”, shouts a nearby police officer.
Aaaah a reference to "Damn you, Commons!" outside of the main Damn you, Commons!. I wzas starting to think this had fallen into oblivion.


Another great report by Carly.
Had a nice time readin' it; it was comical
Keep releasing these once in a while, Helix!

HelixReactor
2nd January 2017, 04:13 PM
Oh, I completely forgot this was a character on this series.

How dare you forget that Melissa was a character?! D:
She was a very important character! The Synchro Arc wouldn't have been the same without her!
It would've been slightly shorter...
... Just slightly shorter; about 4 or 5 minutes shorter.


No one likes Sayaka. Not even to kill her...

It's not about killing Sayaka. It's about making her feel as bad as possible about herself.
Killing her would be a relief for her.


Hahaha! So mean.

Why do you say so? Being second isn't that bad.
Of course, if you were second out of two, that'd be a different story o3o


In any case, glad you liked them, Pendulum! ^_^

HelixReactor
6th February 2017, 01:28 AM
And now, for something weird.

With today's Episode 141 and the upcoming Episode 142 being pretty much recap episodes pretending to be something else, it's only natural that I do the same thing. As such, today's recap style is going to be pretty different compared to the previous two recap scripts. This also means that there'll be spoilers from today's episode. But since I haven't watched the subs, whether those spoilers are accurate or not is as ambiguous as everything I've written so far. In any case, you've been warned.

For those who chose to remain, it's a bit of a big mess, but I hope you'll enjoy the read ^_^




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Narrator: It’s another nice in the city of Miami! The demon Duelist, Z-Arc, has been defeated, but even though he may or may not still be alive because at the end of his Duel he just went and possessed another person and then everything turned white, and there isn’t much time left to resolve that problem because the series’ coming to an end very soon, it’s only natural that our favorite heroes want to take a short break! … Wait, what?

Narrator: Born from the implementation of Solid Vision to carry a mass: Action Due-- Hold on, I thought we were done with this one forever. What the hell is happening here?

(Opening sequence)

(Episode starts in Yuya’s room)

Yuya (Suddenly waking up from a nightmare): Argh! I just had this terrible dream, where The Plot™ was put on a hold for no apparent reason, and then I had to go through a recap episode, which for some reason, turned out to be a two-parter! (Looks around him) Huh… Better get myself ready for this, then…

Yoko: Yuya! Wake up! Breakfast’s ready! I’ve prepared your favorite: Chocolate syrup sardines!

Yuya: Mom, that’s Sora’s favorite…

Yoko: Oh, I’m sorry. For a moment, I thought you were my son. Do you think it pleases to me to hear you complain about my food all the time? “Oh! What the hell is this mixture? Are you inviting that weird kid again?” “Oh! Why did you prepare this much food? Is that other kid coming over again? I’m not invited, right?” I don’t know who this Sora is, but with that attitude of yours, trust me when I tell you that I’m willing to trade him with you as my son anytime!

Yuya: … I’m off to school now. See ya later, mom.

(Yuya runs away from home)

Yuya: I can’t believe I have to go through two episodes of this... And I’m getting late for school... It’s a good thing I still have these with me, for some reason. (Turns on his rollerblades, and goes from running at a decent speed to rolling as slowly as possible) … … No wonder I can’t pick up any Action Cards when I’m using these... Why did I take these with me anyway?

(Flashback sequence)

Allen: You’re going on a rescue mission, right? You can have these with you? It’s not like I can use them here anyway.

Yuya: Thanks, but the Fusion Dimension is mostly covered in water, so I won’t have much use for these either.

Allen: I know. I just want to see you drown while trying to use them.

Yuya: … What?

Allen: Nothing~~

Sayaka: Don’t worry about that, Allen. I fixed them earlier for you so that that sort of accident never happens.

Allen: … Thanks, Sayaka…

(End of the flashback)

Yuya: … Why did I accept to take them, again?

(Later, at YDS)

Shuzo: Shuzo bitchslap!!

Yuya: Ouch! That hurts! I only a couple of minutes late; there’s no need to hit me, Yuzu…. Huh? You’re not Yuzu.

Shuzo: Who is Yuzu?

Yuya: … Your daughter?

Shuzo: Silly Yuya; I don’t have a daughter! I do however keep a vacant pink bedroom in my house, in case some young girl wants to come over to my place and live there!

Tatsuya: … I’m calling the police. (Turns on the phone app of his Duel Disk)

Police officer: Thank you for calling the Miami City Emergency Services. Unfortunately, due to our director Jean-Michel Standaroger suddenly going nuts, we will not being able to take your call for time being.

Tatsuya (Hangs up): I forgot that the police is useless in this world…

Shuzo: Aww, too bad for you! Anyway, who wants to Duel now?!

Yuya: My love interest disappeared out of existence again, and you just want me to stay here and loaf around?! YUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Shuzo: Action Field: On! Plain Plain!

Yuya: *Sigh*

Tatsuya: Using the Scale 1 Deskbot 008 and Scale 10 Deskbot 007, I set the Pendulum Scale!

Yuya: Wow wow! Since when did you start using Deskbots? What did you do to lose against Reira with these? Speaking of Reira, I wonder how she’s doing now that my demon self went and possessed her..

(Meanwhile, in LDS)

Himika: Reiji-san. Instead of going through these pointless episodes, can’t you just explain to me why did you bring a baby with you?

Reiji (in a state of shock): No… For now… Recap is more important…

Himika: But… Reiji-san! What happened to you when you were on your mission…?

Nakajima: Please leave him be, Madam. Mister Reiji has went through a lot…

(Flashback sequence, back to Reira standing up to Z-Arc)

Reiji: So Ray is my sister, so the four bracelet girls are my sisters, meaning that Kurosaki’s sister is also my sister, and my waifu was my sister all this time, too… Is there anyone else here who wants to be my sister?

Reira: (Reveals hair)

Reiji: … That’s it. I’m done here…

(End of the flashback)

Himika: Whatever it is, it doesn’t justify the filler we’re going through!

Nakajima: If you say so, Madam.

(Long awkward silence)

Himika: So… What are you doing, now?

Nakajima: Taking care of the baby, Madam. Mister Reiji asked me to do so.

Himika: That baby has the soul of the Devil Duelist Z-Arc trapped inside her! She doesn’t need a babysitter; she needs an exorcist!

Nakajima: If you say so, Madam.

(Long awkward silence)

Himika: … Why are you still here?!

Nakajima: Mister Reiji said we just need to cure her with Egao.

Himika: That doesn’t make any sense!

Nakajima: He also asked that we start another tournament arc.

Himika: … Why would we do that?!

Nakajima: He said it’s important for the baby.

Himika: … … Is there anything else you need to tell me?

Nakajima: Oh yeah, this isn’t Standard anymore. It’s the Pendulum Dimension now.

Himika: What?! What are we going to do with our school’s Fusion, Synchro, and Xyz classes then?!

Nakajima: I have no idea what you’re talking about.

(Later, in the volcanic field)

Yuya: Why are doing this again…?

Gongenzaka: I, OTOKO GONGENZAKA, find that recap episodes are unmanly! But I, OTOKO GONGENZAKA, am under contract. So I, OTOKO GONGENZAKA, will just pretend that everything’s fine…

Sawatari: Oh come on, recap episodes aren’t that bad! And we’ll be having fun in another tournament! You guys like tournaments, right? Remember the Friendship Cup?

Yuya: NO! PLEASE NO!!!

Sawatari: …!

Yuya: This recap is already too long as is! This is the fourth page of the script, and we haven’t started recapping anything yet. So if we’re going to add the Synchro Arc on top of it, we’ll never get this over with!!

Sawatari: … … Do you want me to start with the Xyz Arc, then?

Yuya: Sure, go ahead.

Sawatari: Well it all started when…

(Flashback sequence)

(Flashback ends)

Sawatari: Huh. I don’t recall it being that short.

Gongenzaka: I, OTOKO GONGENZAKA, think that you have rushed your explanations.

Sawatari: No no, it was already that way.

Tsukikage: Gentlemen, perhaps it is time to start this Battle Royale?

Yuya: Tsukikage!

Sawatari: Huh, so you’re still relevant to the story after all.

Tsukikage: Well, you’re still here, so I don’t see why I wouldn’t be.

(Hikage suddenly appears out of nowhere)

Tsukikage: By the way, this is Hikage.

(Hikage disappears)

Tsukikage: By the way, that was Hikage.

Nico: Duelists locked in battle! Kicking the earth and dancing in the air alongside their monste--

Audience: Didn’t we do this like two times already in this episode?

Tsukikage: Indeed. Let us begin our Duel in this Volcanic Area! Mister Reiji ordered me to have you remember everything.

Yuya: But… We already know everything… There's no need to go through thi--

Tsukikage: Hey Yuya! Remember that time where Mickey Mouse and that other Rankzanpakuto Duelist beat the hell out of you?

Yuya: Hey Tsukikage! Remember when your brother died here?

Tsukikage: … Okay, I deserve that one.

Yuya: Speaking of your brother being demolished by one of the lamest Des-toys out there, I wonder how’s Sora doing at the moment. I remember when he suddenly turned good again.

Tsukikage: You mean when he couldn’t allow Yuzu to be captured by Academia?

Yuya: Nah, I was more thinking of when he couldn’t stand seeing you being crushed by the Obelisk Force of all people.

Tsukikage: …

Sawatari: Man, the people of the Fusion Dimension were weird.

Gongenzaka: I agree. That Edo Phoenix guy was particularly unstable.

(Flashback sequence)

Edo: Smile World… Smile World… SAKAKI YUSHO NO MUSUKO! I will prove to you that the power of my D is stronger than your father’s Deck!

(Yuya Egaos the hell out of Edo)

Edo: So this what Egao feels like… My D was no match to you. I feel fulfilled.

Yuya: Please keep it clean.

Edo: In any case, I’m a good guy now.

Academia Soldier #1: Quick, let’s get out of here and report this to the Professor before Edo decided to…

Edo: By the way, you guys are all traitors now.

Academia Soldier #2: We are instantly convinced.

Academia Soldier #1: Goddammit…

Edo: Ah, Entertainment Dueling feels so good! … Hey, wasn’t I an entertainer too before I became Commander-in-chief? Man, we shouldn’t let random TV personalities suddenly have this much responsibility...

(End of the flashback)

Sawatari: Nah. That Roger guy was far worse. Yuzu being the incarnation of flowers or whatever, it’s a shame she couldn’t give the Hana Hana no Ni Clutch treatment (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PbPfHnkArg) to Roger by the end of the arc.

Yuya: Yeah… There was also that Clonezaburo Kaiba person and his BB kid. Hey, Tsukikage! Remember BB?

Tsukikage: … ...

Yuya: Anyway, I know you’ve never met the guy, but the Doktor was the worse of the lot. Not only he’s an absolute creep, but the amount of… fanart that came out after him is very disturbing… Stay out of the Internet, kids.

Shun (Suddenly appearing out of nowhere): Yeah. It’s a good thing Ruri stopped him for good in the end.

Gongenzaka: Kurosaki! What are you doing here?

Shun: Heartland was boring. Even though the show never happened, it’s still in an absolute mess.

Yuya: What do you mean, by Ruri stopping the Doktor?

Shun: Well…

(Flashback sequence)

Leo: Hmm… Let’s see here.. Put bracelet girls inside giant tubes, check. Okay, so now I can finally revive Ray!

Ruri: So if one of us was missing, you can’t continue the experiment?

Leo: Nope.

Ruri: Okay then. (Violently kicks the tube she was in, and shatters it)

Leo: Bird-Ray, no!!

Ruri (Escapes and picks up the Doktor’s card): Don’t you think I’m done with you just yet.

(Ruri activates her Duel Disk and “Summons” the Doktor.)

Bugwin: Yes! Free at last! How dare you betray me, Professor! I shall now take control of you and the bracelet girls agai--

Ruri (Suddenly punching the Doktor in the face): ORA!

Bugwin: W--What the…?

Ruri: Silly Doktor. Not only you had me and my other selves go through Hell, but you also dared to have us hurt my baby brother. Did you really think I’m gonna leave those actions of yours unanswered? ♦_♦

Bugwin: I… I…

Ruri (Resumes punches): ORA! ORA! ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! ORAAAAAAAAAA!

Bugwin (Crying while being blast off): I’m sorry…..!

Narrator: The expert in Card Game Neurosciences, The Doktor, aged 58 and single, has been blown away into the distance. He retires!!

(End of the flashback)

Yuya: … That never happened…

Shun: Yeah, but you wish it did! … I wish it did…

Gongenzaka: Kurosaki, you sure put a lot of faith in your sister.

Sawatari: You do know that she’s not really your sister, right?

Shun: Oh yeah. I always knew that. Do you want to know how I first met with Ruri?

Yuya: Not really. We’re already at the 8th page. I suggest we hurry up and--

Shun: It all started when…

(Flashback sequence)

(Young Shun is walking in the streets of Heartland, and crosses paths with Ruri. For some reason, Ruri doesn’t look any younger here.)

Young Shun (Suddenly jumps and lands on Ruri’s back): Heyo :3

Ruri: Uhm… Hi?

Young Shun: You’re my big sister now :3

Ruri: O… kay?

Young Shun: Let’s go home, big sis :3

Ruri: … Sure… (To herself) Why am I so okay with this? o.o

(Zoom in to a tiny bush where young Sayaka is hiding)

Young Sayaka: *Sigh* I wish I had a sister like that…

Kyubey: Don’t be silly, Sayaka. You’ve already wasted your wish. 人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\

(End of the flashback)

Shun: And that’s what happened, more or less.

Yuya: … Sure. Are we done with the Fusion Duelists yet?

Sawatari: Well, there’s still Serena. Which reminds me, wasn’t she acting like a cat all the time before? What happened to that? Now she’s just annoying.

Yuya: I dunno. Maybe the writer is tired of her. Who’s next?

Sawatari: Hmm… Nope, I think we’re done here. We can finally move on to…

Dennis (Suddenly appearing out of nowhere): DENNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS! My my, how could you possibly forget about me, the magnificent Dennis Mackfield?!! American entertainer, Head of the Obelisk Force, and expert Opening/Ending maker!! That stupid black feathered birdbrain might have taken my spot, but this my show here! Once this season is done, he’ll be gone for good! But the magnificent moi? I’ll be around FOREVER!! We shall meet again, soon! DENNIS, AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!! =D (Vanishes)

Yuya: Huh. I thought he’d like to stay a bit longer with us now that he was free. Well, it’s better this way. Let’s move on to the Z-Arc Duels now. Hey, Tsukikage! Remember the Z-Arc Duels?

Tsukikage: You do know that I wasn’t even there…

Yuya: Exactly.

Sawatari: Meh, the Z-Arc Duels weren’t that memorable… And most definitely could’ve went much better...

(Compilation of Ranyu Penalties)

Sawatari: Except for the Leo segment. It was amazing! Nothing can ever fix that! Can we watch it again, please?

(Flashback sequence)

Z-Arc: Hi Leo. Bye Leo.

Leo: I… I don’t understand… Where did I go wrong…? I tried to make a plan like Reiji usually does, but…

(Leo checks his plan on his Duel Disk)

1) Kidnap Girls
2) Fuse them back, because apparently, that'll also fuse the dimensions back.
3) Defeat Z-Arc first before fusing the dimensions, because that'll fuse him back too.
4) Find Fusion Z-Arc and make him a high officer instead of carding him to prevent him from fusing back.
5) Realize how much Fusion Z-Arc's personality is close to full Z-Arc's, but let him go on a rampage anyway.
6) Rush fusion so that daughter comes back as fast as possible, while Z-Arc's fusion is still a high possibility.
7) ???

Leo: I don’t get it, everything looks fine on paper…

(End of the flashback)

Sawatari: Ah. So satisfying~~

Yuya: It’s a good thing Reira could conveniently recover his silly Spell Cards in the end.

Gongenzaka: Indeed. But now, the corrupted soul of the Devil Duelist Z-Arc has taken over Akaba Reira’s body.

Yuya: Could this be why we suddenly found ourselves back here…?

Sawatari: I thought this was just a lame attempt to cover a recap episode as a plot one.

Yuya: Yeah, that too. But we still need to do something about it. If Reira’s being possessed by Z-Arc, then there’s one last thing we need take care of now.

(Cue the determined faces of all the present Lancers)

Sawatari: … We call an exorcist?

Himika (Shouting in the distance): THANK YOU! THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING ALL THIS TIME!!

(End of the episode)

HelixReactor
11th March 2017, 09:44 PM
The end is coming near. Here's what will most likely be the final script of the Arc-V era.

I hope you'll enjoy the read ^_^



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Narrator: Previously, on Yu-Gi-Oh! Rushed V:

Shun: Bring me back my big sis!!

Leo: I’m sorry, she can’t be brought back… I should’ve thought of my daughter’s pieces as actual human beings before I start this ridiculously convoluted plan…

Shun: I instantly forgive you.

Leo: Oh, really? Well, I don’t know I can make up for all of this, but--

Shun (Suddenly grabbing Leo by his throat): Silly Leo. Do you really think you can take away my big sis from me, and get away with it this easily? … Leo? Are you still listening to me? … Whoops, I may have accidentally snapped his neck. Did ya see that, big sis?

Everyone else: …

Shun: … I made myself sad…

Narrator: Back to the episode.

(Episode starts with Jack Atlus being Jack Atlus)

Jack: SAKAKI YUYA!!

Edo (from the other side of the portal): SUMAIRU WALDO!!

Yuya: … Can we continue this discussion somewhere else, or at least quiet it down?

Jack: Nonsense! I, JACK ATLUS, never keep my discussions a secret from anyone! I, JACK ATLUS, do not have an indoor voice for that anyway! ‘tis the only thing that I, JACK ATLUS, do not possess!

Yuya: Okay. So what do you want?

Jack: SAKAKI YU--

Yuya: Okay, I get that part.

Jack: I, JACK ATLUS. challenge you to a Riding Duel!

Yuya: Sorry, not interested.

Jack: What?! How dare you?! You can’t refuse my challenge! You are the King!!

Yuya: I’m fairly certain that title stopped having any meaning by the end of the Synchro Arc. And even if I still was the King, I just refused your challenge, so that makes you the King now. Aren’t you happy?

Jack: … Oh. Okay then. See ya later, bye!

(Opening sequence, suddenly interrupted by Jack)

Jack: Hold on a second! This isn’t what I came here for!!

Yuya: Dude, I have no reason to Duel you right now. I’m doing a Lancers Tour. And I’m only doing it because Reiji told me so. For that matter, I don’t really get the reason behind it, but I trust Reiji to know what’s going on here.

Reiji (looking away): Hum… Sure… Let me check the plan again…

(Reiji turns on his Duel Disk and reads the plan)

1)Take care of baby Reira, even though it’s technically just baby Z-Arc, because Reira expelled his own soul when assimilating Z-Arc’s.
2)Have Yuya Duel all of the Lancers, even though Serena is missing. (Note: Should Reira also count in this one?)
3)Bring smile to baby Z-Arc, because that’ll apparently bring Reira back (Notes: If Reira is brought back, what happens to Z-Arc’s soul? If Reira is brought back, does he turn into his normal age again? If baby Z-Arc makes a psychotic smile, will it be enough to bring back Reira, or will it permanently prevent Reira from coming back? Does bringing back Reira’s smile also bring back the rest of his emotions?)

Reiji (mumbling to himself): This is ridiculous… Who wrote this...?

Leo (in a questionably alive state): I love you, son...

Yuya: So, either you give me a good reason to Duel you, or I’ll be going back home.

Jack: With this attitude of yours, you’re not going to save anyone!

Yuya: I’m just following the plan here…

Jack: I’m not talking about that! I’m talking about your fear of using your dragons!

Yuya: What are you talking about? I’ve been using Odd-Eyes all this time!

Jack: Oh… But… Yeah! Your others dragons! You’re afraid of using those, right?!

Yuya: I don’t have other dragons!

(Pendulum starts swinging)

Yuya: Or maybe I do, now? Is there something else I should know? How do I make this thing recover all of my memories at once? Why did I have to forget everything to begin with anyway?! In any case, I’m not afraid of using the other dragons.

Jack: Prove it, then!

Yuya: Sure. My next Duel should be with Reiji, so if you’d like to come with me--

Jack (slamming his leg on the ground like a spoiled brat): But… I want you to Duel again meeee!

Yuya: Okay, fine! But I don’t have a D-Wheel, so it’ll just be regular Action Due--

Jack: Don’t worry! I’ve brought your D-Wheel with me!!

Yuya: Huh? But how?! Didn’t I leave that thing in the middle of the road…? Ugh. It doesn’t matter, let’s get this over with quickly… So, where do you want us to do this?

Jack: Come with me! (Rides into the portal)

(Yuya follows Jack into the portal)

Jack: We’ll be doing this, here! In this Dimensional Highway!

Yuya: BRUUUUNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jack: … What?

Yuya: … Nevermind me.

Jack: Okay then…

Yuya: Something’s bothering me though, about this whole place...Because of Arc-V, there’s a single portal to other dimensions in every world, but the “highway” itself is completely straightforward. So how come we always get to a different - and to the right one, for that matter - if we’re always following the same route?

Jack: I dunno. Thinking makes my head hurt. All I want right now is to Duel you!

Melissa: People of the Shiti, and the whole world, good afternoon! It is I, Melissa Claire! And I’m gonna miss you all so much very soon....

Yuya: Ugh… Why is she here?

Melissa: Today we’re broadcasting all around the worlds a Riding Duel in one of the most unusual fields!

Yuya: Does it really need to be a Riding Duel? I mean, the whole “highway” is really just a five minute walk…

Melissa: It’ll be a rematch between our Friendship Cup Finalists: Sakaki Yuya, aaaand… Jack Atlus! The winner becomes the King of the new united world!

Yuya: And the loser gets thrown into the sun, right?

Melissa: Uhm… What?

Yuya: Nothing~~

Melissa: … … This is an amazing idea!!

Yuya: … Right, I forgot you Synchro Dimension folks are completely nuts…

Melissa: Now then, without further ado! Riding Duel: Acceleration!

Reiji (carefully watching the Duel): It’s a good thing I’ve installed cameras all over the dimensional void. Huh… I wonder how I did that…?

Sora: It’s nice to be able to watch a Duel between Yuya and Jack, since we had to skip on that during the Synchro Arc, isn’t that right, Shun? … Shun?

(Shun wasn’t watching the Duel. Instead, he was just scrolling through an photo album on his Duel Disk.)

Sora: Shun, what are you doing?

Shun: Just looking at pictures of me and my big sis when we were still babies.

Sora: Shun, how many times do we have to tell you that you’ve never actually spent any time with Ruri when you were a child… (Glances at Shun’s Duel Disk) Shun, those are all fanart.

Shun: Yeah, I know. It’s a very welcome change from all the brainwashed Ruri pics I had to go through back during the Doktor’s subplot… You sick bastards…

Asuka: You must understand that the Professor needed to find back his daughter at all costs…

Shun: Shut up, and let me enjoy myself, for once!

Sora: Asuka, what’s with your sudden change of heart over the Professor?

Shun: More importantly: Why are you even here? You add nothing to the story!

Asuka: I dunno. I’ve been told I had certain assets that would hopefully distract the viewers from all the incoherences in the current plot. I’m not sure what they’ve meant by that.

(Meanwhile, back to the Duel)

Jack: Yuya! Why aren’t you Summoning your dragons yet?!

Yuya: Oh, I don’t know, Jack! Could it possibly be because of those floodgate cards you have on your side of the field?

Jack: That’s the point, Yuya! In order to overcome your fears, you need to find a way to go around my cards’ effects!

Yuya: Huh. That’s actually pretty deep, coming from you. But I’ll pass. The cards I have in my hand should be more than enough to defeat you.

Jack: Use your goddamn dragons, Yuya!!

Yuya: Ugh.., Fine, fine… (Picks up an Action Card and activates it without even looking at it) Action Magic: Lazy Cyclone. Now your floodgate cards are destroyed, or whatever.

Jack: Yuya… That’s just Evasion…

Yuya: As if anyone cares.

(Jack’s cards get destroyed anyway)

(Yuya’s pendant starts swinging)

(Yuya suddenly finds himself in a completely blank world)

Yuya: H-Huh? Where am I…?

Screaming voice: EGAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Yuya: Oh. I must be inside my own head. Hi, Yuto.

Yugo: Ugh… Isn’t there a way to make him shut up…? And him! (points at Yuri) Why is he here? Why did you invite him?!

Yuya: I should be the one asking questions here! Besides, it doesn’t look like Yuri’s planning to do any harm.

(It looked like Yuri was scribbling something on a notebook.)

Yugo: Oh? What are you writing? Lemme see. (Snatches the notebook out of Yuri’s hands)

Yuri (tearing up): H-Hey…!

Yugo: Hmm? What is this? Are you making a comic book? Hey, is this… us? Are you making a story about us?

Yuri: (Nods head timidly)

Yugo: Let’s see here… Genesis Omega Dragon… Adam Factor.... Eve Factor… You know, you really need to stop making up terms like that, if you’re not going to bother explaining them. Also, the whole thing feels really rushed.

Yuri: Hey…

Yugo: It’s okay, you’re still new at this. Here, I’ll help you out. (Sits down next to Yuri.)

Yuya: Looks like the beginning of a new fiendship. (Suddenly finds himself back in the real world) Well that lead absolutely nowhere! Still, now that Jack’s cards are gone, I can…

(Yuya summons all of the Dimensional Dragons)

Jack: That’s right, Yuya! You finally did it! But now, it’s my turn to bring out my strongest cards! Synchro Summon! Come, Level 12, Unimpressive Nova Dragon!!

Yuya: … Why “Unimpressive”..?

Jack: Well everyone has a lame Level/Rank 12 upgrade of their ace now! I, JACK ATLUS, will not fall behind on that trend!

Yuya: If you say so… In any case, time to use that broken Starve Venom/Clear Wing Combo! Starve Venom, you’ll bring back Reira’s smile, right?

Starve Venom: I promise nothiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing! D:

(Jack’s Life Points fall down to 0)

(Jack falls off the route)

Yuya: BRUUUNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO---err, I mean, JACK!

Jack: Don’t look down on me, Yuya! Now, keep driving until you’ve reached your next challenge!

Yuya: Never! I’ll save you, Jack! Quick, Starve Venom!

Starve Venom: I’m on it!

(Starve Venom flies in the direction of the exit)

Yuya: H-Huh? Wait, where are you going that way? Jack’s right here…!

Starve Venom (coming back): It’s just that I had a better idea~~

Melissa (trapped inside one of Strave Venom’s flower-thingies): L-Let me go immediately! I’m a very important TV personality, you know?

Starve Venom: Okay!

(Starve Venom throws Melissa into the Dimensional Void, which for some reason triggers an explosion strong enough to eject Jack back into the lane.)

(A little later, in the Pendulum Dimension)

Reiji: Very well, Yuya. Now that you’ve defeated the rest of the Lancers--

Yuya: But what about Serena? And does Reira count or…?

Reiji: Yeah, I dunno about that… The point is that your last remaining available challenger is me, your boss. I have high hopes that this Duel will be far more grandiose than our previous ones. Now, are you ready?

Yuya: Yes. With this final Duel, I promise to bring back Reira’s smile, and to save Yuzu!

Reiji: … Wait, didn’t you tell me that Hiragi Yuzu was trapped inside a giant balloon in my father’s lab?

Yuya: … Oh god, you’re right...! I need to go save her right now! D:

(End of the episode)

Pendulum
12th March 2017, 12:46 AM
Alright, reply to "Episodes 141-142":

Hold on, I thought we were done with this one forever.
I know, right?



I know. I just want to see you drown while trying to use them.
Ahahahah what?



Sayaka: Don’t worry about that, Allen. I fixed them earlier for you so that that sort of accident never happens.
AHAHAHAH!!



in case some young girl wants to come over to my place and live there!
... Twisted.


So much mistery. I wonder why too.



Reira: (Reveals hair)

Reiji: … That’s it. I’m done here…
Ahah shock!



Nakajima: Mister Reiji said we just need to cure her with Egao.

Himika: That doesn’t make any sense!
Hey, it seems to work.



Oh yeah, this isn’t Standard anymore. It’s the Pendulum Dimension now.
I can only see a facepalm after this.



Himika: What?! What are we going to do with our school’s Fusion, Synchro, and Xyz classes then?!

Nakajima: I have no idea what you’re talking about.
This just went to a whole new level. .. .Again.



I, OTOKO GONGENZAKA, find that recap episodes are unmanly! But I, OTOKO GONGENZAKA, am under contract. So I, OTOKO GONGENZAKA, will just pretend that everything’s fine…
Sooo... Pretending is more manly than recapping is unmanly?... I guess?...



Sawatari: Oh come on, recap episodes aren’t that bad! And we’ll be having fun in another tournament! You guys like tournaments, right? Remember the Friendship Cup?
This is why Sawatary always loses.



Well, you’re still here, so I don’t see why I wouldn’t be.
Kaboom!



Duelists locked in battle! Kicking the earth and dancing in the air alongside their monste--
I actually forgot this was a thing.



Hey Yuya! Remember that time where Mickey Mouse and that other Rankzanpakuto Duelist beat the hell out of you?
Ohohohahahahah



Hey Tsukikage! Remember when your brother died here?
Wooooow!! Burned.



Yuya: Nah, I was more thinking of when he couldn’t stand seeing you being crushed by the Obelisk Force of all people.

Tsukikage: …
Yuya still has a piece of Z-Arc; I can see that.



Ruri (Suddenly punching the Doktor in the face): ORA!
[...]
Ruri (Resumes punches): ORA! ORA! ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! ORAAAAAAAAAA!
UltimateKuriboh, I get these references!



Yuya: … That never happened…

Shun: Yeah, but you wish it did! … I wish it did…
This makes me laugh, seriously. Ahah very good.



Young Sayaka: *Sigh* I wish I had a sister like that…
?...



DENNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!
DENNISUUUUUUU!!
I like Dennis.



Leo: I don’t get it, everything looks fine on paper…
*facepalm* So did Arc-V, I guess.



We call an exorcist?
It does makes sense.


Ahah, Helix, it has been so long! Great script! You're still in shape! And I have more to read, I see. Just keep your art up!

HelixReactor
28th March 2017, 03:07 PM
Glad you liked it, Pendulum! ^_^

But like you said, there's still more to come :P

This is it! The final Arc-V script! As always, this one's one episode ahead from the show :P

I hope you'll enjoy the read, and I hope you'll find this ending to be satisfying ^_^




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Narrator: Previously, on Yu-Gi-Oh! Rushed-V:

Reiji: Congratulations, Yuya, you passed the protest… Err, I mean, the pro test.

Yuya: Hurray! I can’t wait to see all of our problems being fixed!

Gloria: … Why are we here?

Himika: Reira is still a baby…

Yuya: But did he Egao?

Himika: Yes, but that’s not the issue he--

Yuya: Then I don’t care!

(Rei Sphere shows up and Yuzu comes out of it)

Reiji: Hold on a second, where’s Serena?

Shun: And Ruri?!!

Amanda: And Rin?!... Wait, do we even know who Rin is?

Yuya: Who cares? Yuzu’s here!!

Reiji: The other selves of Yuya didn’t come back either.... (Turns to Leo) This is all your fault, you know!!

Gloria: Wait, why is he also here?

Leo (Shrugging): Oh well, these things happen. You can’t have it all, you know? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Reiji: …

Narrator: And then they laughed it off, and everybody had a good time! … Uhm… (Looks through his papers) … Wait, that’s it?! Where’s the rest of it?! (Takes a pen and a blank sheet) Fine, if noone’s gonna bother completing this…

Gloria: … Okay, seriously, why are we all here?

(No opening sequence for you today. This is a final episode, remember?)

Yusho: The show’s not over yet, folks!

Reiji: I agree. There are still too many things that we need to resolve.

Yusho: Indeed! You cannot end the series without having a Ceremonial Duel!

Reiji: Huh? My protest… err, pro test with Yuya was the Ceremonial Duel!

Yusho: You dare call an exam a Ceremonial Duel? Kids these days make Ceremonial Duels out of everything nowadays…

Reiji: … Fine. Do you want to have the final Duel of the show?

Yusho: Of course! Now then, son!

Yuya: Dad.

Edo (Mouth foaming): SAKAKI YUSHO…. AND SAKAKI YUSHO NO MUSUKO… SUMAIRU WALDO…!!!

Reiji: Man, I haven’t seen anyone getting this triggered before… Except maybe the audience after episode 148.

Gloria: Do we really need to stay here? Do we not have anything better to do?

Gracegao: Nonsense. thee cannot escape from the Egao. Tis futile to resist. Allow it to embrace thee. ♦_♦

Gloria (Crying): O… Okay.... ;-;

Yusho: So, son? Are you coming or not?

Yuya: No. I want to spend some time with Yuzu.

Yuzu: Yuya…!

Yuya: Yuzu!

Yuzu: Yuya!

Yuya: Yuzu!

Yuzu: Yuya!

Sawatari: Oh no! They got the Kotori Syndrome! That stuff’s contagious! Quick! Bring a flamethrower! We must decontaminate the area at once!

Shun: But my sister’s there…! D’:

Gongenzaka (Tearing up): Silly Sawatari. You do not understand the beauty of love. Let them have some peace together. Both of them have been through so much. I bet the other selves within them also want to talk to each other after being seperated for so long.

Yuto: Ruri!!

Ruri: Come any closer to me, and I’ll show you an even worse fate than dying in death.

Yugo: Rin!! <3

Rin: …

Yugo: … Rin? Are you okay?

Rin: …

Yugo: Oh yeah, I forgot you had very little to no established personality… I’m suddenly feeling not very well… Is that how getting back to my sense after being in love for so long feels like…?

Serena: So are you gonna pay attention to me or…?

Yuri (Too busy writing to even bother looking at her): Hey…

Starve Venom: Don’t bother him. He’s feeling very inspired right now. I’m sure he’s going to come up with a masterpiece! (Sneaks behind Yuri) Wait… I’m a Level 7 now? Why you do this to me, Yuri?!! ;-;

Yusho: Yeah yeah, this is cute and all, but I don’t care. I’m just here to Duel my son.

Yuya: Dude, you don’t even remember my name.

Yusho: What? Of course I do! You’re… Yu... Yu… (Takes out a cheat sheet from his pocket, and mutters to himself) Let’s see, the tomato-looking one is… Yuto!

Yuya: See?

Yusho: … Okay, I admit. I just wanted to spend more time with Yuri, but he’s dead now, so you’ll have to do.

Yuya: …

Yusho: I’m sorry that you’re not my favorite son… You’re quite at the bottom of the list, actually...

Yuya: … … Okay, fine, I’ll Duel you. But I’m only doing it for Yuri!

Yusho: Perfect! Duelists locked in battle! Kicking the earth and dancing alongside their monter--ouch, my back… Man, my body really isn’t what it used to be… Is this what happens when you do nothing for so long?

Yuya: So you want to spend more with Yuri, huh? Fine, but you’re gonna have to deal with me too, here! Fusion Summon! Come, Odd-Eyes Venom Dragon!

Asuka (With gleaming eyes): It’s… so… beautiful!

Sora: … Did you forget the part where that Dragon’s owner ruthlessly carded you?

Shun: Seriously, what even is your character?!

Yusho: *Gasp* How dare you that to my favorite son’s dragon?!

Yuya: … This is going to be more morally painful than I thought… Anyway, what sorts of special cards are you gonna be using today?

Yusho: What do you mean?

Yuya: You know, like Reiji was using cheap knock-offs of previous villains. Although I’m not sure why his fusion ace looked like Yubel. I mean, Yubel wasn’t really much of a Fusion user.

Reiji: Oh, that wasn’t Yubel. That was Zorc.

Yuya: That makes even less sense! Wait… If Purplish Armageddon was supposed to be Zorc… Then that dragon it was riding, it was… Oh… Oh god…

Yusho: A-ha! A distraction! (Picks up an Action Card) Would you look at this! It’s exactly what I needed!

Yuya: Dad. It always does that unless the plot wants it otherwise. And I’m not gonna let you outrun me in the Action Card race; that’s my specialty! I set on my Pendulum Scale the Scale 1 Performapal Galaxy-Eyes Magician!

Kaito: [Triggered]

Yusho: Yeah, not letting you.

Yuya: H-Huh? B-But why?

Yusho: Have you seen me? I can barely dance the Action Duel intro; you can’t possibly run across the field picking cards in my shape! Have some respect to your old man, young boy!

Yuya: Fine, fine. I’ll just use something your favorite son would do against you. Like the Starve Venom/Clear Wing Combo.

Yusho: Oh, come on… [LP -> 0] You’re not fun at all…

Yuya: Like father, like son, huh?

Reiji: Okay, that was interesting and all, but how is that going to fix any of our proble--

(Sudden explosion)

(Z-Arc suddenly appears out of nowhere)

Z-Arc (With Rita Repulsa-quality lip synching and gestures): A-ha! After only a few episodes that really went nowhere, I am free at last! Fools! Did you really think you were gonna get rid of me that easily? I am a god here, you hear me?! (Reiji steps forward) Huh? What do you think you’re doing? H-Hey! You can’t just use the En Words against me like that! For you to do that to a god… How disrespectful! N-No… I’m fading away again… Noooooooooooo! (Vanishes)

Reiji: Huh. I was hoping the universe would get reset again, and everything would go back to normal, as in, after dad’s first screw up normal.

Leo: Woops. I guess I’ve broken the very fabric of reality too much for that to happen again. My bad. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Reiji: … … Oh, you… …

Narrator: And then they laughed it off, and everybody had a good time again! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMYgcS53Ezk) Because if the writers aren’t even gonna bother giving an ending to their own show, why should I?

Narrator: Up next: INTO ZA VRAINZU!! … Yeah, that sounded dumb. Never make me say it again…

Gloria: … WHY ARE WE STILL HERE?!!

(End of the series)

Pendulum
19th April 2017, 10:27 PM
Ok, it has been a while!
I'll go on a rampage and read the last two of your scripts, HelixReactor!
Here goes:



Classic Shun.


Jack: Nonsense! I, JACK ATLUS, never keep my discussions a secret from anyone! I, JACK ATLUS, do not have an indoor voice for that anyway! ‘tis the only thing that I, JACK ATLUS, do not possess!
Ahahaha I'm laughing at this.


The Akaba plan... Seems like a good plan, no doubt.


I too wonder where Yuya left his D-Wheel.



It is I, Melissa Claire!
This always reminds me of "It is I, LeClerc!".



Yuya: Ugh… Why is she here?
I know, right?



Shun, those are all fanart.
Mood killer.



Shun: Yeah, I know. It’s a very welcome change from all the brainwashed Ruri pics I had to go through back during the Doktor’s subplot… You sick bastards…
This is just comical ahah



Yuya: Ugh.., Fine, fine… (Picks up an Action Card and activates it without even looking at it) Action Magic: Lazy Cyclone. Now your floodgate cards are destroyed, or whatever.
Faithful reproduction.



Melissa (trapped inside one of Strave Venom’s flower-thingies):
Finally!


Eheh, not bad, not bad, Helix.


Now, onto the final chapter!



Reiji: Congratulations, Yuya, you passed the protest… Err, I mean, the pro test.
Oh my god, I corrected this on the wiki, what a coincidence.



And then they laughed it off, and everybody had a good time!
We just need the credits now.


Yuzu: Yuya…!

Yuya: Yuzu!

Yuzu: Yuya!

Yuya: Yuzu!

Yuzu: Yuya!
Ahahahah this is ridiculously comical. So dumb aahahah



Wait… I’m a Level 7 now? Why you do this to me, Yuri?!! ;-;
I imagine SVFD's voice as something deep and with much throat. So this sounds very funny ahah



Yuya: That makes even less sense! Wait… If Purplish Armageddon was supposed to be Zorc… Then that dragon it was riding, it was… Oh… Oh god…
Ahahahohohoh yeah....



Yuya: Like father, like son, huh?
Buuurned!!
Nice.



Gloria: … WHY ARE WE STILL HERE?!!
So philosophical...

And that's the end and couldn't have been better!
What projects do you have now, Helix?

HelixReactor
19th April 2017, 10:45 PM
Took ya long enough, Pendulum >:3

Just kidding; I'm glad you liked them ^_^

Future projects, huh? To the risk of quoting myself, well, we'll be going INTO ZA VRAINZU pretty soon :P

HelixReactor
7th May 2017, 04:17 PM
And now, INTO ZA VRAI--yeah, yeah, I think you already get it by now.

I hope y'all aren't suffering from severe withdrawal by the end of this month-long hiatus.

It was about time I resume the script production, too. So how about we get a quick look at how VRAINS may end up? :P

As it technically is a new series, I'd really like to have your opinion on this script, both on the content and the characters; since the writing style is pretty much the same as for the Arc-V scripts, it's important for me to know if I can keep things as they currently are, or if I need to change some stuff.

In any case, I hope you'll enjoy the read ^_^




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Narrator: Here at Yu-Gi-Oh! Scripts Corp, we understand that our audience* does not like to have to read the same old jokes over and over again. As such, to prevent this new series from becoming just a rehash of the previous one, we have decided to implement an Arc-V recycled jokes counter, in order to keep ourselves in check [Arc-V Recycled Jokes Counter: 0]. Now, without further ado, let us begin our new show: Yu-Gi-Oh! VRAINS....!

Dennis: Featuring Dennis, from the Dennis May Cry series!! :D [Arc-V Recycled Jokes Counter: 0 -> ∞]

Narrator: That’s… not a real thing…

Dennis: It will be if you don’t let me in.

Narrator: *Sigh* Whatever…

(Episode starts in cyber-space, with the Knights of Hanoi using their monsters to destroy some virtual barrier that is protecting some virtual building)

Knight #1: Are you sure it’s hiding here?

Knight #2: According to our intel, it must be. Why else would this place be this heavily protected?

Knight #1: I guess so…

Knight #2: Our newest source of intel has never been wrong before. They would never give us any information if they weren’t absolutely certain of it before.

Knight #1: Who are they anyway? You keep mentionning them, but you’re the only one to have ever been in contact with them.

Knight #2: Truth be told, I’ve never really had any conversation with them. One day, they just started sending me messages that contain the data we need. Even if I try to contact them, I very rarely get an answer back. The point is, someone out there is supporting our cause and is doing everything in their power to help advance our plans.

Knight #1: I guess so. Once we’re done with this, our plans will be finally complete.

(Knight #1 checks the plan on his Duel Disk)


1.Get the thing.

Knight #1: Yes. Very soon, the Knights of Hanoi shall triumph.

(The barrier gets shattered)

Knight #2: It must be aware of our presence now, so let’s proceed with caution.

Voice from the inside of the building: Huh. Took you long enough to break it. You sure like idly expose your identities, too. You sure you are some expert hackers?

Knight #3: H-Huh? W-Who’s there?!

Voice from the inside of the building: Interesting question. Perhaps your friend over there can answer that?

Knight #2: D-Don’t tell me… You’re the one who…?!

Voice from the inside of the building: Ever heard of stranger danger?

Knight #1: L-Let’s retreat…! (Maniacally presses on his Duel Disk)

Voice from the inside of the building: By the way, did you give a try to that software I sent you yesterday?

Knight #2: That thing that was supposed to let us…

Knight #1: The… The Log Out option...! It’s… It’s gone…!

Voice from the inside of the building: Whoops. I must’ve screwed up somewhere.

Knight #2: You monster…!

Voice from the inside of the building: Says the cyber-terrorist.

Knight #1: What are we gonna do now…?

Voice from the inside of the building: Don’t be so sad. Just think of it as if you were in that other shitty show. You’re a big fan of it, right?

Knight #2: What is he talking about?

Knight #1 (Looking away): I… I have no idea…

Voice from the inside of the building: From what I’ve been reading, you’re particularily fond of the second arc, right? Would you like to talk about it?

Knight #1: S-Shut up!! D-Duel us!! If we defeat you, you’ll fix our Duel Disks for us!... Right?

Voice from the inside of the building: Meh. I don’t feel like it. Besides, you aren’t exactly in a position to negociate.

Knight #2: If you won’t Duel us, then we’ll…!

Voice from the inside of the building: I’m bored. I’ll be going home now. See ya later.

Knight #2: Don’t you dare-- *Sigh* He’s already gone…

(Meanwhile, back in reality)

Yusaku (Removing his VR helmet): Amateurs.

Narrator: Born from the need of creating new rules just for the sake of creating new rules: Speed Duels! They’re totally not named after another set of rulings! As for what they mean, they’re just a slightly more boring version of the regular card game rules! To think that people would enjoy playing with just 5 cards in their Extra Decks… The future, everybody!!

(SONO CHI NO SADAME…. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJO!)

Narrator: The city of DenCity! More like the city of density, amirite? … *Sigh* What am I doing…? Why did I have to get this low…?

(Episode resumes with Yusaku going to a hot dog stand)

Kusanagi: So? How did it go?

Yusaku: Boring.

Kusanagi: Of course it was. But you mustn’t give up now.

Yusaku: Why not? What happens if I let them get their hands on that thing? Why does anyone want to get their hands on that thing anyway?

Kusanagi: Well…

Yusaku: As far as I care, it’s just an annoying mascot character.

Kusanagi: Maybe, but if anything that has been told about it is true, it possesses a very wide knowledge of--

Yusaku: Unless it has amnesia. I bet it’s going to have amnesia.

Kusanagi: … In any case, the Knights of Hanoi aren’t the only people you must be cautious about. The people of SOL have already made their moves. The Knights may very well just be a bunch of delinquents, but there’s no telling what SOL is capable of doing once they capture that AI.

Yusaku: Meh. At least they look competent enough to know what they’re doing.

Kusanagi: That’s not the point… You’re gonna need to also compromise SOL’s intel. I can help you out, if you want?

Yusaku: Not interested.

Kusanagi: I’m well aware of that… (Writes something on a blank card, and gives it to Yusaku). If you can talk to this person, I’m sure you’ll find a way to get into SOL.

Yusaku (Reads the card): Oh. Her. Yeah, I doubt she’s going to be useful at all.

Kusanagi: You won’t know unless you try. Isn’t that your motto?

Yusaku: Screw that. That’s the show’s theme, not mine.

Kusanagi: *Glares*

Yusaku: Fine, fine…

(Later that day, at DenCity High School)

Yusaku (Approaching Aoi): Excuse me. Are you Aoi Zaizen?

Aoi: Yes? What is it?

Yusaku: Oh. It really is you… Something feels wrong here… (Looks at Aoi intensily)

Aoi: Is… something wrong?

Yusaku: Yeah… I’ve been told you’re supposed to be my sidekick, but… No… That can’t be it…

Aoi: Why’s that? What’s the matter?

Yusaku: Well… You’re… You’re flat.

Aoi: … I’m sorry, what?

Yusaku: Yeah. I mean… You’re in high school in a Yu-Gi-Oh! show, AND you’re supposed to be part of the main cast. So how come you… Surely there must be a mistake…

Aoi: Excuse me?! I’ll have you know that I’m a Charisma Duelist!

Yusaku: I see. I’m so sorry.

Aoi: It’s okay. We all make mistakes.

Yusaku: No, I mean, I’m so sorry you’ll have to end up as fodder for the big bad.

Aoi: … … That’s it. Fujiki Yusaku! I challenge you to a Duel!

Yusaku: No thanks. What does that have to do with anything anyway?

Aoi: What’s that? Are you scared? Perhaps you’re afraid of accidentally revealing your secret identity?

Yusaku: What secret identity?

Aoi: You know what I’m talking about… Playmaker.

Yusaku: Oh, that. Nah, I’m not keeping that a secret or anything. I mean, have you seen my Avatar? Of course people would recognize me.

Aoi: Keeping your true identity so public on the Internet… That doesn’t sound very wise.

Yusaku: Hey, I could’ve been that guy over there.

Go: I, OTOKO GO ONIZUKA, AM A CHARISMA DUELIST, AND AN INTERNET CELEBRITY!! BUT I, OTOKO GO ONIZUKA, MUST DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO KEEP MY ONLINE LIFE AWAY FROM THE REAL WORLD!!

Aoi: Fair enough… So, now that I know who you are and all…

Yusaku: It must’ve taken you a while to connect the dots.

Aoi: Are you going to Duel me, or what?

Yusaku: Didn’t I just tell you I’m not interested?

Aoi: So why did you come to me?

Yusaku: Right, finally on topic. I need to know more about your brother, Akira Zaizen.

Aoi (Blushing very heavily): O...Onii-chan…!

Yusaku (Eyes rolling): Yeah… You know what? This was a mistake… I’ll just go google his name… It’ll be saner… For both our mental heaths’ sake…

Aoi: Wait! (Looks down, and starts playing with her hair timidly) You know… I can tell you a lot my big brother...

Yusaku: No, really… It’s okay… I don’t want to know…

Aoi: But first… I want you to have a Duel against me…

Yusaku: Are you even listening to me..?

(Aoi activates her Duel Disk, transporting both herself and Yusaku into cyber-space)

Yusaku: Oh. I didn’t know you could force someone into VRAINS. Huh. So that’s why there’s been a lot of children missing lately…

Aoi: To think that I would get to meet the legendary Playmaker in person one day…

Yusaku: Same goes to you… Uhm…?

Aoi: Blue Angel.

Yusaku: Yeah, whatever. You know, you have some pretty big wings… Are you trying to compensate for something?

Aoi: … I’m starting to regret challenging you to a Duel…

Yusaku: Trust me, I’m already regretting talking to you in the first place.

(One painful experience later)

Aoi: I can’t believe I lost… But… That was fun!

Yusaku: No. No it wasn’t.

Aoi: You really like Dueling, don’t you?

Yusaku: Not really, no.

Aoi: I really love Dueling, too. (Looks dramatically at the glitchy sky) Maybe one day, I’ll be able to tell him my true feelings… That I really like to play with cards… What do you think he’s going to feel about it?

Yusaku: I don’t even know the guy, but I’m sure he’s already judging you every single moment of his miserable life.

Aoi: So? What did you want to know about my big bro?

Yusaku: Ah, finally…

(A few hours later, somewhere in cyber-space, the Knights of Hanoi are examining a small cluster of data)

Knight #1: So this is where it’s hiding? You’re sure of it this time, right?

Knight #2: Yes, don’t worry. I hacked into SOL myself.

Knight #1: S-SOL?! How could you do it so fast?! I thought their security was top-notch!

Knight #2: It seems someone had already compromised their defenses before I even got there. There’s no doubt it’s Playmaker’s doing. I’m surprised we arrived here before him.

Yusaku: Actually, I’ve been here for a few hours already. I thought you’d notice me, but I guess I don’t really stand out much.

Knight #1: Y-You…! (Suddenly stops moving at all)

Yusaku: Hmm? What’s up with your friend? Is he having a Vietnam flashback? [Shamelessly Easy Jokes Counter: 1 -> 2]

Knight #2: What do you want from us, Playmaker?

Yusaku: I’m sorry to say this, but apparently, I can’t let you keep the annoying mascot.

Knight #2: We won’t let you have it without a fight!

Yusaku: Sure. Bring it on.

Knight #2: Oh, you won’t be fighting us. Your battle will be against our friend over here!

(A giant Knight of Hanoi suddenly shows up)

Yusaku: Okay. I admit I didn’t see that coming. Show me what you’ve got, buddy,

Knight #3: (Standing menacingly)

Yusaku: …

Knight #3: [Standing intensifies]

Yusaku: …

Knight #3: Real Madrid vs. FC Barcelona!

Yusaku: … Huh?

Knight #3: Paris Saint-Germain vs. Olympique de Marseille!

Yusaku: I don’t think I get it…

Knight #3: Manchester United vs, Liverpool!

Yusaku: Okay. What’s up with your spambot?

Knight #2: I don’t know… It usually also spits out random pieces of news of dubious legitimity… Ugh… Forget it… We’re out of here… You can keep the AI...

Yusaku: Wait. I’m not letting you go until you explain to me why you want that thing so much.

Knight #2: The Knights of Hanoi were assembled 12 years ago, with the sole purpose of getting revenge against society. Back then, our founders suffered from a terrible humiliation. We believe that capturing the AI will help us advance our plans to get our revenge.

Yusaku: I don’t really get it, but okay.

Knight #2 (Falls on his knees and starts crying): Sirs Ashley, Bram, Carl, we have failed you…

Yusaku: Right… I’ll be taking this with me, now…

(As Yusaku touches the cluster of data, it begins reforming itself as the mysterious AI lifeform)

AI: Gooooooooooooood morniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing everybodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~~~

Yusaku: Yeah, I don’t have time for this. (Grabs the AI firmly and shoves it in his pocket)

(Later that day, at SOL Techonology’s HQ, in Akira’s office)

Akira’s assistant: Sir, we have received reports about the AI. It appears it has been captured.

Akira: Is that so? To think that we were finally able to locate its position… I mustn’t have underestimated the Knights of Hanoi.

Assistant: No sir, it wasn’t the Knights. The one currently in possession of the AI is the hacker known as Playmaker.

Akira: Playmaker, huh? If he’s working alone, then the AI will most likely always be on him. Very well then. We’ll begin our operations to take it back tomorrow.

Assistant: Very well, sir.

Akira (Dramatically looking at the window in his office that gives a view of the entire city): After that, we’ll finally be able to begin our true plans. Those naive citizens must be thinking that all our company does is… What was our cover again?

Assistant: *Shrugs*

Akira: Eh. It doesn’t matter. The point is, SOL doesn’t just stand for… What was it supposed to be standing for again?

Assistant: *Shrugs*

Akira: It doesn’t matter either. The point is, the true meaning of SOL is… (Dramatic close-up) Seeking Other Lifeform.

(Evil laughters)

(End of the episode)


*So… Pendulum, and… Pendulum, I guess.

HelixReactor
12th October 2017, 09:44 PM
*Cough* *Cough* Yup, shouldn't have left the place for so long...

Now then, how can I justify such a long absence..? Guess I've been a little too lazy... ><

But it seems that during the time I was away, two recap episodes popped up.
... Wait, how long was I off again? o.o

So yeah, as per the tradition (Heh, more or less), this the recap script for the first 20 episodes of VRAINS. Think of it as a setup for how the Commons!VRAINS character would have been like if I ever bothered writing a non-recap episode of the show (Pilot doesn't count).

There may be a few little tiny hints to what may or may not have happened in yesterday's episode. Nothing particularily spoilery, but here's a warning anyway.

If anyone around still cares for these, sorry for the long wait, and I hope you'll enjoy the read ^_^




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Narrator: Welcome to Link VRAINS! It’s a wonderful new world in which instead of getting heavily injured while playing card games because of Real Solid Vision, you get permanent brain damage instead! So many new Duels await you in Link VRAINS, but first: a plot episode.

Revolver: Die, Cyberse!

Blue Ignis: What did we ever do to you..? We’re just virtual gnomes floating around in this tiny bubble… The floor is lava, and we’ve got nowhere else to go…!

Yellow Ignis: Maybe he’s just jealous of our circular rainbow?

Orange Ignis: D-Don’t worry guys… I-I’m sure we’ll find a way to get out of this mess…

Ai: Goooooooooood evening everybodyyyyyyyyyy~~

Red Ignis: … We’re doomed.

(SONO CHI NO SADAME... JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJO!)

Shima: Hello!

Yusaku: Go away.

Shima: Okay!


***

Yusaku: Who are those people on the screen?

Kusanagi: They’re the Charisma Duelists, GO Onizuka and Blue Angel.

Yusaku: Charisma Duelists?

Kusanagi: A nice term they use to cover away their insecurities in the real world. It also means they’re going to be fodder to the enemy attacks soon.

Yusaku: Got it.

Kusanagi: By the way, Yusaku, did you know about Speed Duels? Long ago, people used to ride on Data Storms to play card games.

Yusaku: That sounds both stupid and dangerous.

Kusanagi: But, five years ago, Data Storms suddenly dissapeared, and soon enough, people forgot about Speed Duels.

Yusaku: Coudn’t they… I dunno, reprogram those?

Kusanagi: In any case, let’s get to work now. Both Hanoi and SOL are making a move.

(Thunderbolt hits Yusaku)

Yusaku: Dammit, I’m still alive.

Ai: Hmm? Where am I? Is this... Hey! Why did you trap me in your Duel Disk?!

Yusaku: Frankly, I don't know, but I feel like I'm gonna regret this soon.

Ai: Your Deck isn't fit to fight this generic Hanoi grunt!

Yusaku: Pretty sure it always did fine.

Ai: Cyberse! Data Material: Unlock! Let's go, Playmaker, Speed Duel!

Yusaku: I didn't ask for this.

Ai: By the way, Speed Duels are the same thing as Master Duels, except you have less space.

Yusaku: Do I already know how to Speed Duel?

Ai: I was just telling you that--nevermind.

Knight: Skill hatsudo: Double Draw!

Ai: Oh yeah, and I guess you can cheat once in a while without being called out. But this Skill he used... I've never seen it before!

Yusaku: Really? What does it do?

Ai: But don't worry, Playmaker, we have our own special weapon! Quick! Jump into that tornado that can destroy the very fabric of this world!

Yusaku: Yeah, no.

Ai: When you use Storm Access, you have to remember a few things: Hitotsu: Try not to get killed. Futatsu: Pray to RNGesus you actually get something good out of it after recklessly putting your life in danger for a piece of virtual cardboard.

Yusaku: Okay, and what about mittsu?

Ai: Why should there be a third point?

Yusaku: Then it's not interesting. Also this skill is dumb, there's no way I can rely on it. Power Integration!

Knight: Noooo! Why didn't I put my only monster on the middle zone like a normal person would?! But... It's not over yet, Playmaker. For when I remove this mask, it shall be the end of you!

Yusaku: Oh goodie..

Ai: No no no no no! We are NOT doing this again! (turns into a monster and eats the Knight)

Yusaku: So if you can turn into that thing, why do you stay in that single eyeball form? Or in my Duel Disk for that matter. Please get out of my Duel Disk.

Ai: I dunno. I'm not a very smart AI...


***

Dr. Kogami: How's the plan going?

Revolver: Heh, good enough, I guess.

Dr. Kogami: Okay. I'm not a very important character, so I must be going now, bye.

Revolver: Guess I should go, too. (logs out) *cough cough* Good God, why does it always smell so bad in here...?

***

Akira: I need your help to track down Playmaker.

Ema: Sure, as long as you have money, you can count on me. (Makes a high leap with her motorcycle) Into the VRAINS! (Ema's body dissapears, and her motorcycle crashes down on a few pedestrians)

***

Onizuka: I, OTOKO GO ONIZUKA, REFUSE TO SHARE THE SPOTLIGHT WITH PLAYMAKER, SO I, OTOKO GO ONIZUKA, SHALL MAKE A MANLY DECISION: DRESS UP AS A TERRORIST!

(Meanwhile, in Yusaku's room, Careless Whisper is playing in the background)

(Roboppy quickly returns Ai in his glass box)

Ai: Oh, y-you're back early today...

Yusaku: Yeah, we've got work to do. Huh, I don't remember leaving the Disk's USB stick out. Well, whatever.


***

Yusaku: Arawarero, mirai no kitchen sarkitto! Sarkitto! Sarkitto!

Onizuka: Uhm... Are you alright?

Yusaku: Sarkitto! Sarkitto! Sarkitto! (glitches out) Sarkitto! Sarkitto! Sarki--

(Blue screen of death)


***

Aoi: Hey, Playmaker! I challenge you to a Duel!

Revolver: Hmm... Perhaps we can have her help to achieve our plans?

Specter: Very well, I shall convince her to join us. Young ladies quickly succomb to the charms of a young man such as I. (gets inside Aoi's head and makes a Vector Face™) Jyan-Jyan-Jyaaaaaaaaan~~

***

Aoi (under the influence of the virus): I am... I am...

Revolver: A Knight of Hanoi!

Aoi: BARIAN SEKAI NO TAME NI!

Revolver: Heh, close enough.

Specter: Don't worry about her, Revolver-sama. She may be a little confused for the time being, but I can assure you that she is well under our control.

(Aoi starts screaming in intense pain)

Revolver: Specter, what the hell did you do to her?!

Specter: I-I don't know... I was only supposed to...

Revolver: Specter, make it stop! She's just a girl!!

(Fast-forward to Akira in Aoi's hospital room)

Akira: Aoi... I don't understand... Why did you have to do this to yourself..? Is it because of me..? What did I do wrong for you to decide to put yourself in so much danger...?

(Flashback transition)

(Flashback takes place at the Zaizen Residence, in Akira’s room)

Aoi (Entering the room): Onii-chan…

Akira: *Sigh* What is it, Aoi..?

Aoi (Blushing heavily): There’s something I want to tell you… Anooooo... Onii-chan… I… I… I’m Blue Angel!

Akira: I already know that, Aoi.

Aoi: Eh?! B-But how…?!

Akira: Aoi, I own Link VRAINS. Of course I know that you use it and who you are there.

Aoi: I thought you were just a security manager there…

Akira: That means I own the entire country. Don’t ask me how that works.

Aoi: I see… I guess that means you must be working very hard…

Akira: Maybe. I’m being distracted at the moment, though. If only that nuisance could go away.

Aoi: Anoooo… Onii-chan… I… I love yo--

Akira: Why are you still here?!

(End of the flashback)

Akira: Truly, I do not understand...


***

(Yusaku and Revolver are having their Speed Duel. Yusaku is about to Summon his recently Accessed Firewall Dragon)

Yusaku: Arawarero, mirai no kitchen sarkit--

Revolver: Proceed with the plan, Father.

(Suddenly the Data Storm goes crazy)

Dr. Kogami: It seems Playmaker is drowning inside the vortex. Hey, if he can't make it to the ground, maybe you can swim alongside him and have a Speedo Duel against him. Eh, get that, son? A Speedo Duel. It's funny because it sounds the same as... Son? Hello? Revolver, can you hear me?

Revolver: ...Unfortunately, yes. Also, Playmaker is right in front of me. Now then, Playmaker, let us have a Master Duel, where Link Monster can show their true potential!

Yusaku: You just want to have a normal-sized Extra Deck, don't you?

Revolver: Look, 5 cards is just not enough, okay?!

(Fast-forward to Yusaku defeating Revolver. Revolver attempts to escape the area)

Ai: Leaving so soon? I don't think so! (Turns into a monster and bites off Revolver's arm) Huh, so he was keeping the data about my true body in there? Why though?

Yusaku: I don't care. Let's just hurry and give the vaccine to Zaizen.

Ai: Oh, about that, Playmaker, wouldn't be better if we keep part of the program to ourselves? Imagine if Hanoi wants to make other people fall into a coma like Blue Angel, even if they use a different virus, at least we can have a solid base to start working with for a cure.

Yusaku: Nah, the writers can't possibly be this lazy.

(Meanwhile, in the hospital, Aoi is slowly waking up from her coma)

Akira: Aoi!

Aoi: O-Onii-chan...?

Akira: Aoi! (Hugs Aoi very tightly) Aoi, I'm so sorry you went through this... Because of this, you... you...

Aoi: Onii-chan... It's okay. It was my fault after all... I shouldn't have disobeyed you...

Akira: No, Aoi... We've been so distant, yet so overprotective to each other lately... We need to stop this. We need to become honest with each other, to rebuild on relationship on trust, so we can form a family again together.

Aoi: Onii-chan... (blushes heavily) Yes... Let's do that!

Akira: By the way, you're grounded. Forever. Not gonna let something like that ever happen to you again.

Aoi: Wait, what?

Akira: Why aren't you locked in your room, Aoi?!

(Meanwile, back in Hanoi's base)

Dr. Kogami: Revolver! Are you alright?! Here, let me help you...

(Revolver's arm regrows)

Revolver: Thank you, Father.

Dr. Kogami: Don't worry about it, I'm glad I could give you a hand, my boy. Eh, see what I did there, son? I literally just gave you a--

Revolver: Yes, Father, I got that...


***

Ema: Link Summon!

Ai: Whoa! Playmaker! Did you see that?! She made a Link Summon without jumping inside the portal!

Yusaku: Indeed. Truly, she is a very talented Duelist.


***

Aoi: Playmaker! I owe you one, remember? Let me help you deal with these Duelbots!

Yusaku: I don't need your help. Hey, you! The Duelbots! I've got a question for you!

Duelbot#1: State your query.

Yusaku: Hitotsu: So in order to defend SOL Technology's database, you challenge intruders to a Speed Duel, right?

Duelbot#1: Affirmative.

Yusaku: Futatsu: Having a Speed Duel requires you letting in a Data Storm inside the database, no?

Duelbot#2: That is correct.

Yusaku: Mittsu: But Data Storms delete data, so don't they induce a risk of data loss in the place you're trying to defend?

Duelbot#1: Uhmmmmmmmm...

Duelbot#2: Cannot compute! Cannot compute!

(Duelbots jump into a vortex and disintegrate)

Yusaku: See? I didn't need your help. Now please go away. Here, I'll even let you have Ai if you do.

Aoi: No thanks.

Yusaku: I tried...


***

Akira: Playmaker! I will not let you continue your pointless revenge! Give me the Ignis, and you'll be free to go and live a normal life!

Yusaku: Give me one reason why I should hand over Ai to you!

Akira: Well, you were trying to give it to my sister for free just a moment ago. That, and without the Ignis in SOL Technology's possession, we cannot relocate the Cyberse World. Without our intervention, the Internet will die very soon.

Yusaku: ... Huh, so that's what it was all about. Alright then, here's your Ignis, and your proof of ownership. Just gotta sign here and here. Okay, seems like we're done here; have a good day, sir!

(End credits)

(Rewind effect)

Yusaku: Hanoi Lost Project... During that nightmare, everything revolved about Duels...

Akira: Sorry to break it to you, kid, but things have always been that way here.

Yusaku (ignoring him): And then, there was that mysterious voice...

(Flashback transition)

???: Hey, you. You want to survive, yes?

Yusakid: W-Who'se there? S-Show yourself!

???: Make a meme. Make a meme, and have everyone copy you. Make a meme, and become the hero of the story. Make a meme, and live beyond everyone's expectations.

(End of the flashback)

Yusaku: Whoever that was, if they are still captive, I swear to find where they are trapped and save them!

Akira: Have you considered that it could actually be one of your abductors trying to make you follow their plans?

Yusaku: I... Uhm... Okay, I'm getting tired of this! Sarkitto! Sarkitto! Sarkitto!

Akira: You know you could just attack me directly, right? Unless... You are trying to teach me and and my sister to have a happy life and stay away from the darkness of your revenge?

Yusaku: No, of course not. I'm just in a really bad mood!


***

(Revolver and Dr. Kogami are walking in Link VRAINS' underground)

Dr. Kogami: This Seed I have in my hand, soon it shall grow from the depths of this world, and then, Link VRAINS will finally be destroyed. (Throws the Seed inside the sewers) Eh, did you see that, son? I sent that thing into the DRAINS! Eh? Eh?

Revolver: ... God I wish this place could be deleted already...

(End of the recap)

HelixReactor
14th November 2017, 10:33 PM
Time to restart the actual production at a slightly faster pace.

Here's the script for episode 27, which marks either the beginning of another arc, or the end of Another arc. Yeah, still not entirely sure where they're going with this. ><

In any case, I hope you'll enjoy the read ^_^





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Narrator: Previously, on Yu-Gi-Oh! DRAINS:

Baira: I summon a mummy! Then I summon a second mummy! Then I summon this other mummy! Here's one more mummy, and now I activate this Virus card!

Aoi: A Virus Deck!

Baira: Well... I guess... But is this really the first thing you think of at this point of the game?

(Fast-forward - Aoi gets smashed into a building, and crashes through three walls)

Aoi: This isn't going to stop me... Look at me, y'all!

(Aoi dashes into an opaque window, breaks it, and safely lands on her D-Board)

Aoi: Did you see that? Ain't I awesome?!

(Fast-forward - Dinner time)

Akira: So I heard that Blue Angel has defeat the created of the Another virus.

Aoi: I...

Akira: Good job!

Aoi (blushing heavily): Onii-chan... Thank you!

Akira: I'm so proud of you, Aoi.

Aoi: Onii-chan... Anoo... I... I...

(Image fades away; setting changes to one of a hospital)

Doctor: I believe it is time to say goodbye...

Akira: No, wait! It's still too early! There's still so much I want to tell her..!

Doctor: Mr. Zaizen... Any more irrealistic images will only make her realize the truth... Don't you want her to have a... peaceful transition?

Akira: No... I don't want her to go... There must be a way to save her!

Doctor: It's no use, Mr. Zaizen... The brain damage she received from smashing into those walls was far too important. She may have been able to make it if she took a safer route afterwards, like those holes she made in the walls. Repressing her memory of missing her D-Board was a miracle...

Akira: I see... Very well... Goodbye, Aoi. (Gently holds her arm, and shuts down her Duel Disk)

Narrator: ... ... *Ahem* Back to the episode.

(Episode starts in Baira's VR room; the TV footage shows Revolver closing Baira's eyes)

(Kusanagi looks through Baira's machine and takes out a CD out of it)

Kusanagi: We may be able to be find her mental data in here, or whatever's left of it...

Yusaku: Right. Now let's get out of here before anyone finds us. Hitotsu: Considering the large amount of rooms in this apartment, she must have been living here with a lot of other people. Futatsu: If so, it's far from impossible that all of her flatmates are also Knights of Hanoi, so she can work without needing to be secretive about it. Mittsu: If there really are other Knights of Hanoi living here, it will be even more problematic for us if they saw us here.

Ai: Is... Is she dead?

Yusaku: Unlikely. The footage was from her point of view. She has only been put out of commission. Perhaps they have turned her into an Another?

Ai: Another what?

Yusaku: Another Another.

Ai: Yeah, that's what I'm asking you!

Yusaku: ...

Kusanagi: What matters now is that the Removal Program has been distributed VRAINS-wide, so it's safe to say that this Another arc is already over.

Ai: Another arc? I thought we were still in the first one!

Kusanagi: No, the Another arc was another arc.

Ai: Huh? So what's with this other arc?

Kusanagi: No, I mean...

Ai: Oooh, wait! I think I get it! We were in another arc, and then we had another arc, the Another arc, and we're going into another arc!

Kusanagi: I... I guess...?

Yusaku: ... Couldn't they just call it VRAINS Syndrome? Or anything that's less confusing, really... Seriously, who came up with this term..?

(Meanwhile, in the depths of Link VRAINS, Dr. Kogami is laughing maniacally)

Dr. Kogami: Oh, come on, I'm not being evil or anything! I'm just having the fun of my life! Well, not exactly, because, y'know, I'm kinda--

Revolver: Father!!

(SONO CHI NO SADAME…. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJO!)

(Episode resumes at the Duel Club's meeting room)

Club President: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm happy to announce to you all the Duel Club is finally back in session! I know that hour and a half of hiatus was painful to you all, but now we can finally resume our Club's activities!

Yusaku: Yeah, about that, what do you usually do in here?

Club President: Well, we talk about Duels, and... Well I guess that's about it.

Yusaku: Fascinating.

Club Member#1: In any case, these past couple of days have been very eventful!

Club Member#2: Yeah! I hope we'll see more exciting stuff like that soon! ... Minus the casualties, of course.

Club Member#3: I want to see more of Teddy Bear Onizuka!

Club Member#1: ...

Club Member#2: ...

Club Member#3: ... What?

Club President: *Ahem* By the way, has anyone seen Zaizen lately? It's like she never comes to school anymore.

Club Member#1: Rumors say that her brother locked her up in her room and cut off their Internet so that she can't log into Link VRAINS.

Ai: He's not doing a great job, huh?

Yusaku: Shut up.

Club Member#1: What?

Yusaku: I was telling Shima to shut up.

Shima: Huh?! But I didn't say anything yet!!

Yusaku: Now you did, so please shut up.

Shima: P-President! Are you going to let him behave like that in out Club?!

Club President: Heh, I'll allow it.

Club Member#2: Back to Zaizen. Do you think she might have became an Another? I've heard not all of them woke up yet.

Yusaku: Oh, she's in another world alright.

Club Member#2: What do you mean?

Yusaku: Well, you see--

Club President: Oh, I think our time's up for today. We'll talk about this tomorrow.

Yusaku: I wish classes could also just last 5 minutes.

(Yusaku packs up his stuff; his phone rings)

Yusaku (answering the phone): What is it?

Kusanagi: Just wanted to tell you that I just finished deciphering Taki Kyoko’s mental data.

Yusaku: I'm on my way.

(Yusaku rushes out of the meeting room)

Shima: Wait, Fujiki, you dropped something! (Picks it up) Huh, Cyberse Wizard? Haha! I knew it! Fujiki really is a big fan of Playmaker! But wait... Only Playmaker has these Cyberse-type cards... And now that I think of it... Hold on, I just realized! GO Onizuka is Onizuka Go!!

(Shima's Duel Disk starts beeping)

Disk: Warning: Your episodic allowed amount of screentime will soon be reaching its end.

Shima: Huh?! But I didn't show up in a lot of episodes! Can't I just stay a little longer?

Disk: Negative. Your allowed amount is not stackable.

Shima: Come on... Just five more minutes...

Disk: Denied. Any further appearances today will be treated as intrusion. Intrusion is a crime punishable by law.

Shima: Please... At least let me give this back to Fujiki--

Disk: Ranyu Penalty, nii sen pointo ♪

(Meanwhile, in Kusanagi's truck)

Yusaku: So, what did you want to show me?

(Kusanagi inserts the CD in his computer. A video starts showing footage of Baira and Faust)

Baira: Faust... Do we really have to do this..? If our plan succeeds, Revolver will forever be known as the most dangerous cyber-criminal in history!

Faust: This choice is not ours to make, Baira. Revolver has decided years ago that he will carry this burden. All we can do is provide him our support.

Baira: Faust... We have known Revolver since he was a child. You were like an older brother to him, and yet...

Faust: Like I said, we have no saying on this matter. We need to--

Baira: Do you think I can be his big sister?!!

(Static. Footage ends)

Kusanagi: So, what do you think?

Yusaku: Sure are a lot of people with a sibling complex in this show. You think the writers have one of their own too?

Kusanagi: Uhm... Sure. But this isn't what I was trying to tell you. This woman, Taki Kyoko, has known the leader of the Knights of Hanoi for you. If we dig a little deeper into her history, we might be able to discover Revolver's true identity. From there, we can find out his current whereabouts and top him for here!

Yusaku: Oh. Oh yeah, sure.

Kusanagi: This Faust person is another Hanoi active admin, no? So he must be roaming around Link VRAINS at all times. If you can find him there, you might be able to get more clues out of him. I'll try to look him up on my side too. If Hanoi really has important ties to SOL Technologies, he must have also been working for them at some point - I'll start from there!

Yusaku: You sure seem pumped up...

Kusanagi: Well Yusaku, one of us has to do our job at some point.

Yusaku: Isn't your job just to make would-be wise comments at the beginning of the next episode previews?

Kusanagi: ...

Yusaku: In any case, I don't feel like going to VRAINS just yet.

MC: Attention, citizens of DenCity! I'm your one and only favorite Duel Commentator, Nameless MC! And today, if for some reason, you're still tolerating my voice, we have a very exciting Duel for you! It's yet another attack from the Knights of Hanoi, lead by another of their higher-ups, codename: Faust! He will be facing the newest hero in town!

???: Greetings everybody! My name is Lonely Brave, and I shall be your new savior!

Yusaku: That voice...

Ai: Oi, Yusaku, you seem more annoyed than usual. What's the matter?

Yusaku: That is not of your concern.

Ai: Could it be that you know this new "hero"? Ah le le! Could that be that annoying classmate of yours?! Oi, Yusaku! You can't let him handle Hanoi on his own! He's a total idiot! He won't last a minute against them! He'll get turned into an Another in no time!!

Yusaku: That is not of my concern.

Shima: I Summon Cyberse Wizard!

Yusaku: That's...!

Ai: Oi, oi! Could it that he knows that you're Playmaker?!! Oi, Yusaku! This is really bad! There's no way he'll keep the truth to himself, and there's no telling what Hanoi would do to him to get that info!

Yusaku: Calm down. Hitotsu: I highly doubt he actually knows anything. Futatsu: Cyberse Wizard isn't a particularly important card in my Deck, so people -including Hanoi- can assume that Playmaker just gave it to a fan. Mittsu: Worst case scenario, Shima will become an Another, and I don't think anyone would complain about that.

Ai: Hmm... I guess you have a point there. And it's true that there's no way that kid really knows about you.

Shima: Aaaah, this card? Let's just say me and Playmaker have been buddies for a very, very long time! From high school, to be precise!

Yusaku: ... Okay, let's dive in just in case.

(Meanwhile, in Link VRAINS, Shima is getting rekt by Faust)

Faust: How pitiful. I'm make your elimination as painless as possible. Now for the finishing blow.

Yusaku: Stop right there!

Shima: Ha! Playmaker!! Did you come to save me?!

Yusaku: Nope, just came here to laugh at you.

Shima: Aw, that's harsh, Playmaker. Are you trying to encourage me the same way as with Dark Onizuka?

Yusaku: Nope, I really mean it this time.

Ai: Oi, Playmaker, would you concentrate a little, please?

Yusaku: Oh, right, sorry. I'll be taking over the Duel for you. Out of fairness, I will start with the same LP count as Lonely Brave. Is that okay?

Faust: Very well, Playmaker. ... No wait, Lonely Brave only had 50 Life Points left, wouldn't that mean..?!

Yusaku: Ha! Too late!

Ai: Oi, Playmaker, remember that we're in the area of effect of a Data Gale - there are no vortexes you can use Storm Access on!

Yusaku: How naive. Hanoi wouldn't create conditions that would prevent their leader from using his full-power. Under a Data Gale, everywhere is the Data Storm! Therefore! (Raises arm) Skiru hatsudo: Storm Access!

Revolver: Oh, so I could just do that? Nice! Pretty sure that's not how that's supposed to work, but heh.

Yusaku: Now, Convenientcode Talker! Use your convenient effect to grant us a convenient victory! Convenience Store!

Faust: Oh noes! (Vanishes/gets purged)

Shima: Playmaker! You... You saved me!

Yusaku: Unfortunately, yes, I did...

Shima: Playmaker... Is there anything I can do to return you the favour?

Yusaku: Well... I guess there is something I can ask you to do. Would you like to have Ai?

Shima's Disk: Denied.

Shima: Yeah, I'll pass.

Yusaku: Dammit…

(Meanwhile, in Hanoi’s lair)

Revolver: Genome… Baira… Faust… It seems that all of the important leaders of our Knights have fallen.

Specter: I’m still here, you know..?

Revolver: Playmaker and his friends truly have become a major threat to our progress. They may not act as a team, but they’re certainly seeing him as their leader. I can no longer rely on others to take them down. I need to take this matter in my own hands. Besides, I still have my revenge to take as well. Father, please be patient. I’ll be done with these nuisances soon, and then we’ll finally be able to commence the final phase of your plan.

(End of the episode)

HelixReactor
8th April 2018, 03:25 PM
Time to dust off this place... again.

VRAINS' first season is over, so I suppose next episode is going to be yet another recap.

... Oh? It's not? Well allow me to fix that, then!

The following recap covers the entirety of the Tower of Hanoi arc

As always (if anyone's still around to see these), I hope you'll enjoy the read ^_^




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Narrator: It’s another nice day in Link VRAINS, when suddenly… An eclipse! Quick, everybody, run for your lives!

Dr. Kogami: Yes, don’t just look at it like idiots, and run, or else your lives will never be the same ever again! Mwahahahahahaha!

Revolver: Indeed. There is no telling to what will happen to the consciousness of the people who will get absorbed by the Tower of Hanoi.

Dr. Kogami: Huh? No, I meant, you can’t just look directly at an eclipse without special glasses; you’d turn blind!

Revolver: … Right… By the way, what’s the eclipse for in our plan?

Dr. Kogami: What do you mean? I didn’t put it there!

Revolver: So we’re never gonna talk about it again?

Dr. Kogami: Nope!

(SONO CHI NO SADAME…. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJO!)

(Meanwhile, Yusaku is minding his own business at Café Nagi, when suddenly)

Yusaku: There’s a monster in Link VRAINS!

Kusanagi: Don’t be rude, Yusaku. The Knights of Hanoi are human beings like everyone else.

Yusaku: Can you blame me?

Kusanagi: Fair enough. Anyway, how can you tell that there’s a monster in there?

Ai: It’s because of his Link Sense.

Kusanagi: You’ve been mentioning that a couple of times now. Can you explain to us what exactly is Link Sense?

Ai: Nope!

(A little later, in Link DRAINS)

Ema: Oh, Playmaker~ Are you here for the treasure as well? Well, too late, my fireflies are already looking for it~

Yusaku: I don’t care about your treasure. Actually, I still have no idea what you mean by treasure.

Ema: Software vulnerabilities.

Yusaku: That… That surprisingly makes sense.

Ema: Well then, I’ll be going this way now~ Bye~

Yusaku: Sure. Have fun dying.

Ema: Wait wha--

(Fast-forward to a wacky chase scene, and then to Ema getting Trisbaena’d)

Ema: Playmaker… I’m sorry… I’ve let you down…

Yusaku: Don’t be. It was the obvious outcome. If anything, you were actually fulfilling my expectations.

Revolver (to himself): Wow. And then people say I am the bad guy…

Ema: That Revolver… He has a terrifying Trap Card…

Yusaku: Really? What does it do?

Ema: I don’t know… I attacked with one of my monsters… And then suddenly… all of my Attack Position monsters were destroyed.

Yusaku: …………………….

Ema: Farewell, Playmaker… (Gets absorbed into the red blob thingie)

Revolver: The preparations are now complete. Emerge! Tower of Hanoi! Behold, Playmaker! This tower will absorb the minds of anyone nearby!

Yusaku: Oh great, we’re doing another Another arc.

Revolver: What? No! This is the Tower of Hanoi arc! It’s very different!

Yusaku: I’m sure it is.

Revolver: Surely you have a lot of questions regarding how it functions! But I will tell you nothing of value!

Yusaku: Not really. Hitotsu: You just said it absorbs people. Futatsu: It’s gonna absorb people until it’s fully charged. Mittsu: Obviously, something bad is going to happen afterwards.

Revolver: I… I guess? But surely you must wonder what that “something bad” is going to be!

Yusaku: Don’t know, don’t care.

Revolver: ...

Yusaku: There is one thing that puzzles me, though: What the hell was that monster doing in the sewers?

Revolver: Oh, that. It is a creation of Hanoi. A very important piece of the foundation of the Tower.

Yusaku: Care to give me any good reason why you didn’t directly implement it inside the Tower instead of giving it a life and let it run wild until it’s used as fodder for your plans?

Revolver: Nope!

(Go and Aoi show up)

Go: Don’t worry, we’re here to save the day!

Yusaku: Ha! Yeah, right!

Go: What was that?!

Yusaku: Nothing. By the way, be careful. Revolver has a very terrifying Trap Card.

Go: We’ll keep that in mind. Let’s go, Blue Angel!

(Go and Aoi run each in a separate direction)

Ai: Wait, Blue Angel! The Tower is from that direction!

Yusaku: Leave her be. She’s going to be useless anyway.


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Yusaku: See?

Specter: Jyan jya-jyaaan~

Yusaku: Bekuta…

Specter: Oh, no~ I am Supekuta, a totally different character~

Yusaku: Sure you are.

Specter: Allow me to reveal something to you, Playmaker: I, too, am a victim of the Lost Incident.

Yusaku: That can’t be true. You don’t follow of Rule of Three.

Specter: Indeed I do not. I follow the Rule of Tree.

Yusaku: Huh?

(Specter starts hugging Sunavalon Dryas)

Specter: Mommy~

Yusaku: Uhm…

Specter: I love you, mommy~

Yusaku: Yeah… I think I’m just gonna go see myself elsewhere…

Specter: You’re not going anywhere, Playmaker! Not before I finish telling you my backstory! Yes! The world needs to be destroyed! I will never forgive the human world for having cut down my mother tree! That tree… She was everything to me! She protected me from the bad weather, from wild animals. She fed me when I was hungry. She also changed my diapers, etc, etc.

Yusaku: Ever considered that that tree was producing some hallucinogenic substances, and this is why it needed to be cut down?

Specter: Don’t you dare speak about my mother that way, Playmaker!

Yusaku: Yeah, yeah, are you done with your backstory yet?

Specter: Yes...

Yusaku: Cool. (Blows up the bridge) Oh no. Falling.

(Data Storm shows up and carries back Yusaku to the firm ground)

Yusaku: How convenient. Ai, did you do that?

Ai: No! Although I wonder why it didn’t come to my mind…

Yusaku: Useless as ever, I see.

Ai: Stop being so rude with me… Surely you must wonder about the mysterious origin of that Storm?

Yusaku: Why? Are you really gonna tell me?

Ai: Nope!

Yusaku: I don’t care, then. Well then, let’s move on.

Ai: Yeah! Let’s honor Zaizen’s sacrifice!

Yusaku: Oh yeah, he was in this episode. What an idiot.

Ai: Oh, look! Onizuka and Revolver are having a Duel! Let’s patiently wait for our turn!

Yusaku: … Why? Hitotsu: Our objective is the Tower, not Revolver. Futatsu: There’s no guarantee that beating Revolver in a Duel is going to stop the Tower. Mittsu: Why the hell would he implement such a dumb fail-safe anyway?

Ai: I dunno, why did you get me locked inside your Duel Disk unless someone beats you in a Duel?

Yusaku: … Touché.

Revolver: I activate Mirror Force!

Go: Wait… That’s it? That’s the terrifying Trap Card?

Ai: Oh yeah, Playmaker, didn’t you already figure that out? Why didn’t you inform Onizuka and Blue Angel about it?

Yusaku: Because: Hitotsu: I wouldn’t exactly sound serious if I warned them “Be careful! He has Mirror Force!”. Futatsu: Also for the lolz. Mittsu: Honestly, I didn’t think either of them would make it this far.

Ai: Oh no! Onizuka is dead!

Yusaku: What a shocking development.

Revolver: Now, Playmaker! It’s finally your turn! Let’s have a Speed Duel!

Yusaku: Can’t we just do it here? It looks pretty dangerous up there.

Revolver: What is it, Playmaker? Do you truly value your life that much?

Yusaku: … Yes?

Revolver: Well, too bad! It’s Speed Duel Time!

Yusaku: Oh no. I’m losing the Duel. Also my arm.

Ai: Don’t worry, Playmaker, I’ll give you *Snrk* a hand! *Giggles*

Yusaku: …

Ai: Also I’m dead!

Yusaku: Yay!

(30 seconds later)

Ai: Just kidding, I’m back!

Yusaku: Good god, even Astral had longer deaths…

Revolver: It seems I have no choice but to cheat as well... Oh no, my arm...! Oh no, those debris are going to…!

Dr. Kogami: ZA WARUDO!

Ai: Whoah! Playmaker! Did you see that?!

Yusaku: Of course I did! The power to pause an online game… This must be our strongest enemy to date!

Revolver: Uhm, father? Can you resume the VRAINS? I’m kinda in the middle of a Duel right now.

Dr. Kogami: Oh, sure! But first, let me *Srnk* give you a hand! *Giggles*

Revolver: …

Dr. Kogami: Also, remember son:

Revolver: What does that have to do with anythi--

Dr. Kogami: Dunno. Also, I’m dead! For real this time!

Revolver: Father, no!!

Ai: Don’t worry, he’ll come back soon! ([I]30 seconds pass) Any second now… Any second now… Yeah, okay, he’s dead.

Revolver: (Rage quits)

Yusaku: Hey, come back here, you little...! That’s it! We’ll settle this in real life!

(A little later, in real life)

Revolver: Hello, I’m Kogami Ryoken. I’m sure you have a lot of questions to ask me.

Yusaku: Not really. Well, there is one thing I’d like to know: Can you tell us what’s with that red triangle marks on your hand?

Revolver: Nope!

Yusaku: Well that was useless. Okay, back to VRAINS now.

Ai: I thought you wanted to settle this in real life?

Yusaku: Unfortunately, it turns out card game by punches are not allowed.

Revolver: Now, Playmaker! Behold! The legitimate game mechanic that will boggle your mind for some reason: Extra Link!

Ai: Oi, Playmaker! This is really bad! Is there anything you can do?!

Yusaku: Well, there is one thing: EGAO!

Ai: …………………….

Revolver: …………………….

Yusaku: That’s right, Revolver! I don’t need your Extra Link! For I have another Summoning Mechanic up my sleeve!

Revolver: C-Could it be…?!

Yusaku: Just kidding, here’s an Extra Link. But look! Firewall Dragon’s in it!

Revolver: Could it be you’re going to make it evo--

Yusaku: Just kidding, it’s just fodder for Decode.

Revolver: But…

Yusaku: And now I won.

Revolver: You… You’re gonna pay for this, Playmaker…! (Dramatic exit)

(Yusaku logs out, and finds Ryoken having a hard time standing up)

Revolver: Just… give me a second there… Dammit, still also need to get that yacht ready…

(Meanwhile, in an alternate timeline)

Revolver: Hahahahaha! It’s over, Playmaker! The Tower of Hanoi is complete! Soon, Link VRAINS and the Cyberse world will finally be erased! … Any second now… Any second now… Huh? Why’s it not doing anything…?

Yusaku: Well, the Tower is complete, yes, but you still have to assemble it elsewhere, one disk at a time.

Revolver: … What?

Yusaku: I mean, that’s how the Tower of Hanoi game works, right?

Revolver: … … Father, did you…?

Dr. Kogami (From Digital Hell): Hahahahahaha!

(Back to the main timeline)

Yusaku: Well then, I suppose I don’t need you anymore (Insert a card inside his Duel Disk).

Ai: Whoah! Yusaku! I’m finally free! I’m gonna miss you so much! Are you going to miss me, Yusaku?

Yusaku: Just… go away…

Ai: Kay, Bye!

(30 seconds later)

Ai: Just kidding, I’m back!

Yusaku: Goddammit!

(End of the recap)

Narrator: Up next: Playmaker returns!

Yusaku: I didn’t go anywhere, though...

HelixReactor
28th May 2018, 09:12 PM
Following what appears to now be the tradition of one script every eternity or so, here's Episode 54, because it'd be a real shame if I were to make more recap scripts for VRAINS than actual content!

It's a tad short compared to previous scripts, but I hope you'll enjoy the read ^_^





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Narrator: Previously, on Yu-Gi-Oh! TRAINS

Blood Shepherd: Duel me, Playmaker!

Yusaku: Sorry, not interested.

Blood Shepherd: Mittsu.

Yusaku (immediately stops moving): I'm so turned on right now.

Narrator: Back to the episode.

Blood Shepherd: It's over, Playmaker, I put you right where I wanted.

Yusaku: Sure you did.

Blood Shepherd: Of course I did! You followed everything my AI said! You fell right into my trap!

Yusaku: I know it's a little too early to say this, but: Sore wa dou kana?

Blood Shepherd: N-NANI?!

Yusaku: Oh, please, were you even trying? Even Soulburner and Flame are more subtle than you.

Ai: Wait, what do you mea--

Yusaku: Shush. We'll get to that soon enough.

Blood Shepherd: No matter. You already set up a field that's ideal to my victory. Unless...

Ai: Your next line is: "You already prepared a back-up plan, haven't you?"!

Blood Shepherd: You already prepared a back-up plan, haven't you? ... NANI?!

Ai: Mwahahahaha! Did you really think Playmaker would fall for such an easy trap? You should know by now that you must never trust AIs! ... Wait.

(LIKE A DATA STORM, JUST JUMP INTO THAT DATA STORM! GET YOURSELF A FREE CARD, AND NOBODY WILL QUESTION IT!~)

(Meanwhile, not too far away)

Ema: Hm, the data really is getting heavier over here..

Aoi: Yeah, what does that even mean? There's nothing here.

Ema: Oh, you know, we're going pretty deep down into Link VRAINS, so the air pressure is getting higher.

Aoi: But there's no... ugh, nevermind.

(Ema suddenly stops moving)

Ema: Hold on, Blue Girl! I can see more surveillance bots down there.

Aoi: We'll have to use Stealth Mode again, then. ... Huh? It's not working!!

Ema: I know. It only works once.

Aoi: Huh?! Why?! What is it with you people and one-time use programs?! What did you have in mind when you made this?!

Ema: Well... uhm... You see...

Aoi: You didn't really make this, didn't you?

Ema: It... was a trial version I found online...

Aoi: Then why did we get out of Stealth Mode in the first place?!

Ema: I don't know! It seemed like a good idea at the time! I didn't come to my mind that there'll be surveillance all around the restricted area, and not just the entry!

Aoi: Oh, great. So what are we gonna do now?

Ema: We must retreat for now. There's no other choice.

Aoi: And give up on the mission my Onii-chan gave me?! No way!

Ema: What are you gonna do, then?

Aoi: I'm gonna destroy those bots! Hey, you digital dummies!

Ema: Blue Girl, no! They're gonna see you!

Aoi: Pfft, that doesn't matter. They won't know who I am.

Bot: Warning. Intruder detected. Identified. Codename: Blue Angel.

Aoi: E-Eh..?

(Close bots start firing lasers at Aoi)

Aoi (while avoiding the attacks): I knew this new look needed reading glasses...!

Ema: Of course. So, you still set on destroying those bots?

Aoi: O-Of course I am! Hey, you digital dummies! I am not Blue Angel! My name is Blue Girl, and I use a very different Deck! Look! I Summon Dino-Idol Lycrospinosaurus!

Ema: Did... Did I miss a fad or something...?

Aoi: Watch me, Onii-chan... I will complete your mission for sure! Oh, Onii-chan, I wish you could give me your one-time use log-out program more often~

Ema: ... ... ...

(Meanwhile, back at Playmaker vs. Blood Shepherd)

Blood Shepherd: I don't understand... Why aren't you falling for any of my traps...?

Ai: Muuuu... You still don't understand that you'll have to try a lot harder if you want to trap Playmaker!

Blood Shepherd: Well then... What if I told you I was expecting you not to for any of the traps I set so far, but only because I'm planning something much bigger!

Ai: Uh huh. I know I'm supposed to be the idiot here, but even I can see that you're just full of BS, man!

Yusaku: Indeed. Those are his initials, after all.

Blood Shepherd: You...!

Yusaku: Now, I Link Summon Firewall Dragon, then I tribute it, in order to make space for Cyberse Magician! Go, Cyberse Magician! Cyberse Magic!

Blood Shepherd (falls off his D-Board): Oh noes... [LP -> 0] (To himself) Well... I guess I'm no longer the bounty hunter I used to be... After all those years, it was inevitable that I would lose my touch... I still remember my most successful mission... I got to pod race against Ema and Zaizen... And then I pushed Ema on the ground for no justifiable reason... Yeah, that was fun; I wish I could do that again some time... But not anytime soon... I wonder how long it'll take before I finally hit the ground...

???: Brad!!

(Ema appears out of nowhere and catches Blood Shepherd mid-flight)

Ema: Brad... I finally realized who you were!

Blood Shepherd: Ema..?

Yusaku: Ghost Girl!

Ai: The witch!!

Yusaku: Ghost Girl, do you know this man?

Ema: Yes. His name is Brad Shepherd. He's... my brother.

Ai: Woooooooooooooooooooaht?!!

Yusaku: As surreal as it may sounds, I'm starting to get a little tired of this joke.

Ema: But it's true! We both have purple hair in real life, and we're both treasure hunters! We'll do anything for money! Surely we must be brother and sister!

Yusaku: Yeah, whatever. By the way, what are you doing here?

Ema: Oh, you know, hunting down the Ignis.

Ai: You witch!! You could at least wait until I'm off before you say that!!

Ema: Don't worry, I'm not interested in you.

Ai: Ah, okay then. ... Hey!!

Aoi: Don't forget about me! I'm also here!

Yusaku: Oh, hey, Blue Angel. I almost succeeded in pretending you weren't around. So, what's with the silly getup?

Aoi: It's not silly! It's my action outfit! And I'll have you know that my name is now Blue Girl!

Yusaku: Fascinating.

(Ema messes with the Duel Disk of a half-conscious Blood Shepherd, forcefully logging him out)

Ema: In any case, it appears we'll all heading to the same place, so let's go together.

Yusaku: Right. The enemy is probably going to be very dangerous. It'll be good to have you guys as fodder.

Ema: Wait wha--

(Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom)

Mysterious figure: It appears that Playmaker and his allies are coming to us. We only need Playmaker and Soulburner for our plan, but I'd rather have the other nuisances dealt with quickly. Hal, where is Bohman?

Bohman: *Distant confused screaming*

Mysterious figure: Is he okay...?

Hal: Yeah, he always does that in the morning.

Mysterious figure: Oh, good, for a moment, I thought he still had some of Kusanagi Jin's mental data inside him. That boy really is full of trauma; I wonder why..

Bohman: *Still screaming*

Mysterious figure: ... We really need to do something about this guy, too... In any case, can you do this on your own for now, Hal?

(Dramatic close-up)

Hal: Yes, sir, I'm ready.

(End of the episode)